“niyepeikanshengsibu？！”
neishengyinhaoda，weiyanwubi，zhendongleyanluodian，qusanleyouming，ruhuanghuangtianwei。
bansuizheshengyinluoxia，yidaoshenyingyiranchuxianzaileyanluodianshangkong。
qitoudaimianliu，zhulianchuixia，touguozhulian，keyikandaoqishenqingweiyan，youqishiyishuangmouzi，shensuiruoxinghai，heisedipao，anjinsexixiangoule，kanshangquyufadezunguiweiyan。
jinjinzhishichuxiandechanei，zhenggeyanluodiandoushiqiqiyizhi，fangfozhenggedifudouyaoyinqiertingzhi！
jinjiezhe，wushuyincha、yinshuai、yanluo……guidaozaidi。
“参见大帝！”
shengrushanhuhaixiaoyiban，daizhegongjingyuzunchong，zhendongdifu。
yiranzhangxianchuleqishenfen。
阴天子！
酆都大帝！
zhibuguozaizhuduoguizaidishangdedifushenglingdangzhong，neishizhongzhanlidesunwukong，quexiandegewaidezhayan。
sunwukongyanzhuziyizhuan，manlianjieao，shouzhongjingubangbeizaijianshang，buxiedekanzhefengdoudadi。
“tamendouchengniweidi，zheimeshuolai，nijiushizheidifudelaodale？nijiranlaile，neianlaosundaoshiyaohaohaowenwenni！”
“anlaosunxiuxianledao，yutianqishou，chaoshengsanjiezhiwai，tiaochuwuxingzhizhong，nidifuweihezherenjuwo？xianzaisusuqulaishengsibu，ranganlaosunqiaoqiao，buranzalenizheiyanluodian！rangnidifubudeanning！”
napazhimianfengdoudadi，tayijiubujiankuangjiao。
zheitianshangdixia，anlaosunhechuqubude？
何人能管俺老孙？
“nizheiyaohou，dashangyinbing，jiaoluandifu，bujinbuzhihuigai，haiwangxiangchayueshengsibu？haibukuaisusushushoujiuqin！”
fengdoudadikanzhesunwukong，shenqingweiyan，muguangbingleng。
suizhisunwukongdemingyunyesuanshiqican，shenweilingmingshihou，naishixiantiangenjiao，yuxiridaduoxiantianshenglingyiban，chushijijinxian。
raner，quebeixifangsuanji，zaozaochushi，houlaigengshizaoshouzhuduosuanji，jianqukuangjiao，lunweilexifangdouzhanshengfo。
zongshizaiweiqican，danshirujin，jiezhuqilaisuanjidifu，doushiraobudezheihoutoule！
buguo，yebingfeishiyaozhijiedasha。
qiebushuopangde，jinjinshuozheisunwukong，naishilingmingshihou，yesuanshididaoshengling，duiyudifudeweilai，haishiyouxieyongde。
suishuorujindifu，suoguanzhishi，buguozhishiliudaolunhui，danshifengdouqingchu，weilaidifuqiyuntisheng，shiyouchaoyiri，kezhengdedidaode，shenzhifushezhutianwanjie，neishijiubujinjinshidifule，didaoshenglingyekejiachiqiyun！
zaizheshuo，rujindifu，tuifeiduonian，rujinkeweishibaifeidaixing，zheihouzinaishilingmingshihou，xiantianshengling，genjiaobusu，yekeweidifuzhuli。
zhuduozhongzhong，douyiranzhengminglezheihouzi，kezuoweihoushou。
genghekuangzheihouziyuweilaixiyouliangjie，youzhemodaqianche，neixifangjiranxiangyongzheixiyouliangjie，zhenyadifu，qiequdongfangqiyun，daxingxifang，neibendibianjitayichangsuoweidexiyouliangjie！
“mingmingshinidifu，bufenqinghongzaobai，juanlaosunlaidifu，zhenshiqishawoye，taoda！”
sunwukongborandanu，shuangmounuzheng。
anlaosunnaishiqitiandasheng，hecengshouguozheidengquru？
tashouchijingubang，kanzheneigaogaozaishangdefengdoudadi，yiyueerqi，chaozhefengdoudadihuibangdaqu。
dapintianxianjueyunzhuan，yipianjinguangcuican，zhaoliangleyouming，wanruotaiyangjianglindifu，quchuleyiqieheian，yingchendesunwukongrujinjiazhanshenyiban，shibukedang，suoxiangpimi。
咔咔咔！！！
difuzhendong，kongjianzhendang，yanluodiandouzaineikongbudeweishixiabuduandaota，zhuanwafenfei，erhoufensui，wajie。
wushuguihunjinghuangshicuo，guikulanghao。
jiusuanshishidianyanluo，yeshifenfenhoutui，buganlinjin，shengpayangjichiyu。
“neihouzijingyourucishili，suishuodadixianshen，keyoudizangwangpusazai，dadizhendeganduineihouzidongshouma？”
“dadijiyixianshen，ruoshizaijiucituiqu，womendifuzheicidiuliankejiudiudale！”
“……”
十殿阎罗忧心忡忡。
tangtangdifu，shengrendaotong，queshiyaoshoudaogefangqianzhi，shenbuyouji，jiulianfengdoudadidouluoderucixiachang，hedengbeiai？
……
“dadi，rujinnihuizenmezuo？”
罗酆六天远远观望。
xiri，tamenzhuisuifengdoudadi，yecengzhengzhanguo，danshijiejuyijiushiruci，yizhiyuhoulai，jiusuanshifengdoudadidouzaiburucongqian。
rujin，yigejinxian，naoshangdifu，yaokanshengsibu，zheibanqiya，yijingsuanshixiurule，fengdoudadidouyijingqinzixianshen，keshizaibeihou，haiyouxifang，haiyoutianting，napajinzaizhichide，jiuyoushenzaishibacengdiyudedizangwangpusa！
fengdoudadiyouyaoruhejueze？
他敢做吗？
……
“dizangwangpusabushiyijingdaguozhaohulema？dadizenmehaishixianshenle，zheishiyaodongshoule，haishishuozaipeizhedizangwangpusayanxi，jiuliandadiyeluoderucixiachanglema？”
wufangguiditiaowangyanluodian，meitoujincu，muguangshensui。
zaozaineihouzibucenglaidifushi，dizangwangpusajiuyijinghetamendaguozhaohule。
jiandanlaishuo，zheichangdanaodifu，jiushiyichangxi！
yichangqianzhidifu，peizhehouzishangyandexima！
zhishizaizheichangximazhong，tangtangdifu，beishouxiuru。
rujinfengdoudadiqinzixianshen，qieneiyaohouyiranyaoduifengdoudadidongshou，zheibanqingxing，nandaojiulianfengdoudadidouduoluozhici，yaochengweizheiximazhongde“xizi”bucheng？
tangtangdifu，hezhiyuci？！
……
“yaohou，haixiangchengxiong？！”
fengdoudadishuangmouyideng，siyoushenguangbengshe，muguangfengli，dongchuantiandi。
yishenfalilianmianbuduan，taotaobujue，wanruowuqiongwujinyiban。
wangzheneidalaidejingubang，meiyouduoyudedongzuo，zhishiyizhishoushenchu，taiqi，erhouluoxia。
kansixisongpingchangdejudong，queanhedaoyun，daidongledifudashi。
轰！
faliningju，bafanglingqiyonglai，jiachifengdoudadineiyizhangzhizhong，hunyuanruyi，cuicanruojin，shidetaneishouzhangruzhetianzhiyun，weianwubian，zhangwengouhe，haosiyouzheshanchuanzhixian，chaozhesunwukongyagaierxia。
砰！
daodaojinguangjinshubeiyangai，yiqieshentongyixiangjinshubeimoqu，shenzhilianzhengzhacanjiaodeyudidoumeiyou，wanruoyizhicangyingban，beizhijiepaizailedishang，shenshenaoxianrutu。
zheiyike，zhenggedifudouanjingle，zaiyemeiyoulerenheshengyin，fangfoshijiandoutingzhile，suoyoudemuguangdouhuijuzailefengdoudadideshenshang。
半晌。
哗！
zhenggedifu，chedifeiteng！