第2章

xiaojinbeiqiangxinganzhejianbang,tuoshangjitanzuihoujijibinglengcigudeshijie。meiyibu,neiqianruguroude“difulian”douzaiyucucaoshimianmoca,fachuguaguacierdeshengxiang,fangfodiyudeeguizaimoya。tadeshentilimeiyouyisinuanyi,weiyouhoujianduzhedeneikoudaizhetiexiuweideyingqizhichengzhetatingzhineiqianchuangbaikongdejiliang。ejiaodeshangchurengzaiyinyinzuotong,xuehuzhulebanbianmeimao,rangneidaotouxiangjitanzhongyangxiaochendemuguang,gengjiazhanchouqiexionghen——rutongbinsidegulangzaianyelijiyulieren。

“yahaozheifeiliao!biewuleshaozhudeyan!”yasongtashanglaideneigeweishoutietabandeheijiawei,shengyincongmianjiadefengxilijichulai,daizhejinshumocadesiya。tapushanbandedashouzhongzhongpaizaixiaojinjianshang,lidaozhida,rangbenjiushuangxicitongjihuwufazhichengdexiaojinmengdixiangqianpuqu。

jiuzaitajihuyaoyitouqiangdideshunjian,pangbiandebalianwangshiyanjishoukuaidiyibachejinlezhulian!neilejingdejulishunjianeduanlexiaojinhoutoudehuxi,queyerangshenxingguiyidiwenzhu。

“guiwendangle!”wangshizaitaerbiandihou,yuqilengdexiangbingchazi。

xiaojinbeipodanxiguizaibinglengdejitanshimianshang,chuanxicuzhong,jingbudetielianlejinpirou,shenkejianhen。meiyicijicudexiqidoudaizhesiliebandetongchu。tashiyeyaohuangmohu,xuewuhehanshuihunzaiyiqiwangxiatang,zhiyouxiaochenneishencimudeanhongxiujiaowenpaofuheneishuangbinglengwuqingdeyanjing,yichangqingxidiyinzaishiyedezhongxin。

“haole。”xiaochendeshengyinbugao,quedaizheyizhongqiyidechuantouli,qingyibiangaiguoletanxiadingfeiderensheng。xuanxiaorutongbeiyizhiwuxingdeshouqiazhulehoulong,zhouranlengquexiaqu。zhishengxiajitanbianneijipaijudade、menglieranshaodexueselazhufachudebiboqingxiang,yijiwushudaohuijuerlaide、daizhe**eyihetanlandemuguang,rutongshizhidezhenmang,cizaixiaojindebeishang。

zhongrendemuguangjiaodiansuizhexiaochenneiyouyataiqideshouzhi,congxiaojinshenshangpiaoyikai,luozailejitandongbeijiaoneigenzuiweicuzhuangyouheide“dingmaizhu”pang。

neilichulizheyikuaishibei。

tayueyouyirengao,caizhifeijinfeiyu,sezeqinghuizhongdaizheyinyinliuzhuandewuguang,biaomianguanghuaderutongdamoguodegujing,daoyingzhetiaoyuedexuesezhuguang。shibeizhengzhong,shiyikuailianpendaxiaodeaoxianquyu,shangmianfudongzheyicengshuibozhuangdeweiguang,xiangyikuainingzhidehupo。

“xuemaichundu,suolongchengzhiji,zhongzucunxuzhiben。”xiaochenlangshengshuodao,shengyinzaisushadesijilihuixiang,qingxidekepa。takanxiangxiaojin,zuijiaogouqiyimohaowuwendu、jinhuwanmeidejiaxiao,shengyindourantigaolebadu,daizhemouzhongcankudexuangaoyiwei,“xiaojin,nishenweixiaojiayangzi,xiangyongjiazushiqizaiziyuanbihu,gaiweizuyuanxuemaizuoxieweibuzudaodegongxianle。”

tachaopangbianneipengpanwangurenweiweihanshou。

panzhongdewangudaorengzaishanshuozhebinglengde、tunshiyiqiedexieyiguangmang。pengpanzhedabuxiangqian,laidaoxiaojinmianqianyuesanbudejulitingxia。lingyigewangurenzemianwubiaoqingdicongpangcedeqiminzhongquchuyibinggengxiaoyihao、quetongyangfengliwubideyinzhibishou。

wuxuyanming,suoyourendouzhidaojiexialaihuifashengshenme。weiguanrenqunzhongxiangqiyipianyayidechuanxihexisuidesaodong,daizhebingtaidexingfen。

“bashoushenchulai,feiwu!”neitietabandeheijiaweizaixiaojinerbiandihe,tieshoutaoyijingcubaodizhuazhulexiaojinbeifanjianzaishenhou、jinwochengquandeyoushouwan。

yiguwufakangjudejulichuanlai,daizhenianyaxingdecanku。zhigubeiqiangxingbaikaidejutongrangxiaojinyanqianfahei,menhengyisheng,jinzuandeshouzhizhongyubeibaolifenkai。binglengdeshixiehexuewuhunzaitabeimopodeshouxin。cucaodaizhehanzixingqidetieshoutaojihuyaojiangtadeshouwangugeniesui,qiangxinglazhuaizheneizhibumanwuhui、shanghenleileideshou,chaozheneipengpanrenshenqu。

wangurenshouchiyinbi,dongzuoganjingliluo,daizheyizhongtuzaishengkoubandeshulian。renjianweice,hanguangyishanjishi,zhizaixiaojinbumannituhexixiaoshangkoudeshouzhangxinqingqinghuakaiyidaoqianqiandeshizihuokou。yigucimudexuezhushunjianyongchu,yanzhezhangwenwanyanliutang,dididadadiluozaibinglengdedimianshang。

pengzhegudaodewangurenlijijiangneilanhuise、bumanluoxuanwenli、xiangqianzhexieyijinmouhuijidedaoren,qiaowushengxidixiangqiansonglejifen。daorenbianyuanjingzhundidizaileneidaoshizishanghenliuchudexinxianrexuexiafang。

yidi,nongchouxianhongdexueye,xiangshibugandelinghunsuipian,zhongyushunzhedixinyinlideqianyin,chendiandiandiluoxiangneibinglengdelanhuisedaofeng。

啪嗒!

xiweidaojihubeixintiaoshengyanmeideshengxiang。neidixuezazaixuanwenmibudedaomianshang,bingweilikeliutang,fanerrutongluorushamodeluzhu,beineishenmideluoxuanwenlutanlandixishun、tunshijinqu!daorenshangfuzadeluoxuangouheliangqiyimoxiweideanjinxueguang,suijiyinmei。

jiuzaineidixuebeidaorenchedi“chi”xiaqudeshunjian——

嗡!!!

yishengchenmenerlingrenxinjidediminghaowuyuzhaodicongneizuoqinghuiseshibeineibuchuanlai!fangfoyitoubeiqiujindididehonghuangjushouturanbeihuanxing。shibeizhongyangneipianhupozhuangdeaoxianquyumengdiliangleqilai!

yaoyandehongguangdouranbaofa!

neiguangbingfeihuoyanbandeyuedong,gengxiangmouzhongzhanchoudexuejiangbeiqiangguangcongneibubengchu,cimuderangtanxiaqianpaibushaorenxiayishidimiqileyanjinghuotaishouzhedang。hongguangjuliediniudong、feitengzhe,fangfoyoushenmedongxizailimianfengkuangjiaodong、zhengzha!

hongguangzhongxin,yipiangengjiaciyandebaiseguangmangkaishiningju、niudong、zhongzu!mohudexingzhuangfeisubianhuazhe:

8.7%……

5.4%……

1.1%……

shuzifengkuangdishanshuo、dieluo,kuaiderangrenxintoufajin。zuizhong,neiciyandebaiguangxiangyigenbinglengdegangzhen,laolaodi、juejuedidingsizaileqinghuiseshibeidezhongxin,jiangzuihoudejielunluoyinqishang,meiyigebihuadoudaizhechumujingxindecanren:

[0.1%]

neigexingmude“0.1%”shicanbaide,touzheyizhonghuangdandefengci。er“beijian”lianggezi,quexiangshiyongzuiwuzhuodeheixuetumoercheng,zhanjulegengdadequyu,yansechenanyayidelingrenzhixi,yibiyihuadousanfachunongliedechiruhezuzhouqixi!

xuehongdeguangmangbingweitunqu,faneryineichuanchirudeshuziweihexin,mengliedixiangwaikuosan,zhuanshunjianfugailezhengzuoshibeidejingmian!neiliudongdehongguangrutongguntangdexueyezaifeiteng,shibeibiaomianqingxidedaoyingbeiwanquanzhebi,zhishengxia“0.1%-beijian”zheisigezixuanfuzaiciyandexuesebeijingshang,zhuoshaozhemeiyigerendeshixian!

duanzande、siyiyangdejijing,xiangshibaofengyulailinqianzuihoudezhenkong。

xiayimiao,jitanxiafangyayiletaijiudelangchaohongranbaofa!

“hahahaha!!!0.1%?!zhenshilannifubushangqiang!bikuangdonglideditaidouburu!”yigecuhaodehanzipaizhedatuikuangxiao,tuomohengfei。

“beijian!shibeidoushuotabeijian!tianshengdejianzhong!xuemaijiandexiangyingoulideni!”jianlikebodenvshenggaohanzhe,chongmanlefaxiebandekangfen。

“zezeze,xiaojiazhenshidaolebabeizixuemei,yanglezheimegefeiwushijinian!”yigeyizhetimianxiedeshangrenyaozhetou,lianshangquexiemanlexingzailehuo。

“niang!niang!beilianghongzile!”yougehaitongzhizheshibei,shengyinlimanshihaoqihejupa。

“biepa,neishi**peiziyingdedebaoying,laotianyedoukanbuguoyanni!”baozhetadefurenlikecuileyikou,bahaiziwanghuaililoujinlexie。

shenglangrutongwushudufengzaifengkuangwengming,huijuchengjudadezaoshengqiang,congsimianbafanghenhenzhuangjizhexiaojindeermoheshenjing。biyi、chaonong、yane、haiyouneizhongyinweiquerenleduifangbizijigengdijianerchanshengdeniuqumanzugan……putiangaidiyonglai。tanxiaderenqun,yinweiyoulezheikuaishibeibinglengde“caijue”,suoyoudeeyidouyoule“zhengdang”deliyou,qingxiedegengjiasiwujidan。

meiyijurumadouxiangshaohongdeluotieluozaixinkou。

meiyidaomuguangdouxiangzuifenglidebopidaoguaguolianjia。

卑贱!

0.1%!

不配为人!

废物!

浪费米粮!

zheixieciyuxiangqianwangenbinglengdeduzhen,mimimamacijinxiaojindexuerou,shunzhexueguanyouzou,zuihouhenhendingjintadelinghunshenchu!jutongrangtadeshentijuliedizhandouqilai,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxinliekaidepirou,xuehumanlezhifeng,caimianqiangyazhizhuhoulonglineikuaiyaochongkouerchude、yeshoubandesihou。yankuangguntangdexiangshiyaoshaoqilai,yagenyinweitaiguoyonglideyaohechuanlaiqingxidesuansetengtonghemanzuidetiexiuwei。tasisidizhetou,buyuanzaikan,yebunengzaikanneiciyandeguangmang。shiyechedibeixuewuheyizhonggengshendeheiantunshi。chiruhefennuxiangfeitengdeyanjiang,zaixueguanlipaoxiaobenliu,zhaobudaoyisixuanxiedechukou,faneryaobazheijucanpodequticongneierwaifenshaodaijin。

jitanbianyuan,xiaochenhuanbushangqian。neishuangxiangqianzheyunwenjinsidexuejiantingzaidanxiguididexiaojindichuideshixianxiafang,xiemianshangzhanranleyidianjianqideshixiehechentu,xiandeweibuzudao,quexiangyizuobinglengdedashanduzailexiaojinmianqian。taweiweiceguoshen,zitaiyouyadichaozheneikuaisanfazhewujinxiuruguangmangdeshibeitaiqishou,dongzuoqingroudexiangshizaijieshaoyijianxishiqizhen,ranerneiwenrundesangyinli,cuiliandequeshishijianzuibinglengwuqingdefengmang:

“zhuweigaolinshubodoukanjianle。”xiaochendeshengyinbugao,querutongdaizheyigubingzhuibandehanyi,qingyichuantoulexiafangcaozadeshenglang,“woxiaojiashiqizaigongyang,ziyuanqingzhu,haofeixinxuehezhiwanqian?”

tademuguangzhuanxiangshibeishangneiciyande0.1%he“beijian”erzi,zuijiaodehudujiashen,xiangshizaixinshangyijiandeyizhizuo,meigezidouqingxiderutongcuidudebingleng,jingzhundizhixiangjitanxiaderenqun:

“huanlaide,bianshizheijingshihaisude‘0.1%’!zheiwanzainanfengde‘beijian’!”taweiyinlveweilazhang,daizheyizhongjinhuyongtandecanku,“tiandiziyoufaze,xuemaizhaozhaofenming。yourenrucantiandashu,genxishenmaiziyangwotu;yiyouren……”xiaochendemuguangzhongyuluohuixiafangruniningzhongbinsidexiaojinshenshang,shengyindouranzhuanleng,daizheyisiyanbuzhudeqingmie,“queshineibeijiandeditai,zongshishengyushenshanzhidian,jiqurijingyuehua,qigenqixing,yijiushizhinengkenshiyanshisuixie、ziyangkuangduzhiqide——weimozacao!”

taxiangqianyouyadimaileyixiaobu,fangfozhishizaixinshangyijianjijiangbeichuzhideliezhiwupin。jinggongxizuodexuedilixiaojinranxuedeetouzhiyoushucunzhiyao,querugezheyiwanlidehonggou。xiaojinshenzhinengwendaoxuemianmingguixunxianghunhezhexuexingheshichendeguaiyiqiwei。

“weihe?”xiaochenneirusuibingbandeshengyinqingxidixiangzaixiaojintouding,yexiangzaimeiyigerenpingxideerzhong,“yinwei……zazhitaiduo!”tadehuayudaizhefenglideqiegegan,xiangzaibokaiyicengcengfuxiudeweizhuang,“diliedexuemairutongwanji,shenrusuizhong!shiqinianlingyaojiaoguan,shiqiniancuitiduangu,buguoshitulao!fandaorutongwuyouranlejingshui,zanglezuyuanshenshan!”

yigeaipangdejiuguanlaobantingdelianliandiantou,lianshangfanzheyouguang,duizheshenpangdezhangjuxiaoshengzezeyousheng:“tingting!tingting!daodishixiaoshaozhu!shuodetaizailile!zheifeiwu,jiushilannilidequ,zenmeyangyebianbuchenglong!”

“shaozhuendian,jiangzheizunbeiguijianzhifen,gongshitianxia!yeshengdemouxielannichixinwangxiang,zuoneidengtiandemeimeng!”lingyigeguozhejiumianaodelaokuanggongjidongdifuhe,tamianpihuiheigouhezongheng,sangyinshayadiduizherenqunhan,“dajiahuodouzhengdayanjingkanqingchule!zheicaishitianshengde**ming!maitaiwanyier!”

renqunshenchu,yigexufahuabai、chuanzhepojiumayi、jihugoulouchenglewenhaodetuobeilaokuanggong,fenlicongrenfengzhongjidaoleqianmianyixiedeweizhi。tayizhangshupibandelaolianzhangdezihong,hunzhuodelaoyansisidingzheshibeishangneigexinghongde“beijian”hecimude0.1%,sihucongzhongkandaolemouzhongburongzhiyide“gongdao”。tayonghuoleyadezui,chaodishanghenhencuileyikounianhuhudenongtan,chezhejianruishayadepoluosangzi,zhizhexiaojindefangxiang,duizhezhouweisuoyounengtingjianderenhao:

“kankan!kankan!lianshibeizuzonglaoyedoubudaijiandejianzhong!tianshengdejianpijiangutou!shaozhuyingminga!zaogaibazheiazahuonalaizuokuangyinzile!”

tayuehanyuejidong,tuomoxingzifeijian,kushugenbandeshouzhizaikongzhongjuliedizhandouzhedianchuo,shengyinyinweikangfenergengjiajianlicier:

“xiaolaoerwohuochuzheizhanglaoliandanbao!nazheifeiwujianzhongjilexueyuelaozu!zanmenkuangdongdixiademaiqi,zhunnengwangqilai!tafang?maoding?duqi?baozhundoumeile!”tatuomohengfei,tuomoxingzizaixuehongzhuguangxiaqingxikejian,“daoshihou!shaozhukaien!sanguanshishanglian!dahuoerdounenggenzhefadianxiaocai!guangshiwojialianggemeichuxidehunxiaozi,jiunengduolingwujindejingkuang!wujinna!”

neisiyadehaojiaodaizhexiaorenwuzuitanlan、yezuibeiweidekewang,fangfocongxiaojinzheitan“lanni”li,zhennengzhachuyoulai。zheihuayuxiangbazuicaodeshazhi,henhenmocazhemeiyigeweiguanzhedeshenjing,chuozhonglehenduorenxindizuiyinbideyunianhecanren。duanzandechenjihou,yixieyayide、huoshifangsidedishenghongxiaoyouxiangleqilai。yuanbenhaiyoudianmohudeenian,beizheilaohandecubihanhuazachengle**luodexianshiyouhuo:xishengzheigebenjiu“beijian”defeiwu,huanqutamenzijineiweibuzudao、queyouzhenshiwubideliyi!yige“0.1%”defeiwu,huanwujinkuang?zenmesuandouzhile!xueyueyingzhaoxia,neishibeishangxinghongde“beijian”erzi,sihugengjiacimule。

wangshineibumandaobadelianshangchechuyigejiqichouloudeningxiao,tamengditaqianyibu,caizaidishangdeshengyinchenzhongdexiangdatie:

“tingjianlema?xiaozi!nishenglaijiushijizankaikuangpuludeming!”

tashengruohongzhong,daizheburongzhiyidecankulidao,zaikuangxiaoshengzhongtuwudizhaxiang:

“nanizheilantouxinzidegutou,jilexueyue!huanlezuzongbaoyou,baozancaigekaikuangshunli!baozanxiongdihuolainianduokangjishijinjingkuanghuiquyangjiahukou!zheicaishinizheifeiwufeikuangliaozi,yingjindebenfen!”