第五章窝囊的女婿
sujiazaijiangzhoushidezhongxinquyouyitaoershinianqianmaideliangcengbieshu，xianzaiguzhidouyaowuliuqianwanle。
suyaxuandefuqinsudaqiangcengjingyouyijiayiliaoweishengchanpinxiaoshougongsi，xianzaituichushangjie，buguoyirandanrenlejiangzhoushiyiyaoxiehuidefuhuizhang，chenxuelianyiqianjiuzaisudaqiangdegongsidanghuiji。
sujiabishangbuzu，bixiayouyu，haishiyouhenqiangdediqimieshilinyangde。
suyaxuantinghaoche，zoushangbieshutaijieqiaomen。
linyangjujindizhanzaiyipang，ruguoshitalaiqiaomen，chenxueliankendingbuhuijitakaimen，chenxuelianbabudetasizaiwaimiansuanle，zheiyangdoubuyonglihunfengecaichanle。
dududu！sanshengqiaomenshengxiangqihou，wuneichuanlaichenxueliandeshengyin。
“谁啊？”
“妈，是我！”
chenxuelianchuanzhetuoxielaikaimenle，dakaimenkandaozhanzaiyipangdelinyang，chenxueliandelianseyouchouleqilai。
“xuanxuan，wodougennishuoleduoshaocile，zaodiangenzheigewonangfeitanpai，nijiushibuting......”chenxueliansuisuiniandao。
“haole，ma！xiaoxiaoqi，wozijideshiqingzijizuozhu，kuangqiezheimenqinshishiyeyedingxialaide，womenzongbuhaoweiniyeyedeyiyuanba......”
suyaxuanrouzhechenxueliandejianbang，hongzheta。
“bietiniyeyeneidangshi，yaobushitalaohutule......”chenxuelianyoubaoyuanqiyijingqushidesulaoyezi。
“keke！”zuozaishafashangkanbaozhidesudaqiangzhongzhongkesouleliangsheng。
sulaoyezibijingshisudaqiangdeba，zaisudaqiangdemianqianshuotabadehuaihua，tazenmekenengnengren。
chenxuelianlaoshidibishanglezui，lazhanglelaolianwangchufangzouqu。
“xuanxuan，wojinidunleyiguowujiyangyantang，woqujinirere。”
“xiexiema！”suyaxuanxiaodao。
linyangjiugengetoumingrenside，zoujinketing，zuozaishafashangkandianshi，jiuhaoxiangshentibeirenkunzheyiyang，hunshenbuzizai。
sujiayangdejinmaoleleyaozheweiba，paoleguolaigenlinyangqinjin。
zhiyougoucaibuhuixianpinaifu，sheiduitahao，tajiugensheiyaoweiba。
chenxuelianduanzheyiguoreqitengtengdewujiyangyantangshangzhuo，jiroudexiangqihenkuaipiaomanwuzi。
suyaxuannahaoshaozihewankuai，zuozaicanzhuobianzhunbeikaidongle。
“linyang，guolaiyiqihejitang！”suyaxuanduilinyangzhaohudao。
linyanggangxiangyingyisheng，chenxuelianwangcanzhuoshangrengleyiwanwanshangchishengdecangenglengzhi。
“zheiwonangfeimeizigehejitang，wojitaliuleyiwanfan，taaichibuchi！”chenxuelianlenglengdao。
neiwancangenglengzhikanshangqujiugenshisheqigaidefanyiyang，ruguolinyangbuchi，chenxueliankenengjiuhuidaojinlajitongle。
“woxiawuchiguole......”linyangxinhuiyilengdao。
haihaotayouxianjianzhiming，xiawuchilewanniuroufen，buranchineizhongcangenglengzhijiuzhendegenqigaimeishenmequbiele。
“leleguolai，biebeiwanshale，mamajinidaogouliang。”chenxuelianshenshoujiangjinmaoquanlelezhaoleguolai。
chenxuelianjilelemaidegouliangdoushisiwubaiyidaide，danqueshebuderanglinyangheyikoujitang，zheiyisihenmingxianle，zaisujiatalianyizhigoudouburu！
linyangdaibuzhule，shanglouzijiyigerenqingjing。
bieshudeerlouyoulinyanghesuyaxuandewoshi，woshidezhuangxiuhenhuali，yongdedoushishangdengcailiao，yizhangshuangrenximengsi，danshiximengsishangquezhiyouyigezhentou。
lingwaiyigezhentouzaiximengsipangbiandedipushang，zheicaishilinyangmeitianshuijuededifang。
jiehunliangnianle，taconglaimeinengshangguochuang，danglaogongdangdaozheizhongchengduyeshimeisheile。
linyangshuangshouzhenzhehounaoshao，tangzaidipushangsikaorensheng。
yigexiaoshihou，linyangtingjianlesuyaxuanshangloudejiaobusheng。
“zheimezaojiushuilea？”suyaxuanzoujinwoshiwendao。
“meini，xiangshiqing......”
suyaxuandakaiyichu，nachuleyitaobaisedesichoushuiyi，zhunbeihuanshang。
tadewaitaoluozailechehuoxianchang，jiusuanjianhuilaile，tayebuhuiyao，shangmiandouzhanmanlexue。
xianzaitazhichuanzheyijianbaisedechenyihetaoqun，yourendeshencaigengxiandetuchu。
tajiekaichenyizuishangduandeyimeiniukou，turanxiangdaoleshenme，zhuantouduilinyangshuodao：“laoguiju，zhezhuyanjing，buxutoukan！”
“e......”linyangyongshouzhezhuyanjing，dongzuoshuxidelingrenxinteng。
jiehunliangnian，lianlaopohuanyifudoukanbule，tahaisuanshenmenanren？！
renleliangnianle，zaiyerenbulele，jiudadafangfangkanlaopohuanyifuyouzenmeyang？！
linyangzuoleyifanjiliedesixiangdouzhenghou，yiranjuerandijiangzhezhuyanjingdeshoufangxia。
suyaxuanyijingbuzaiwoshile，zoulangjintoudeyushixiangqileshuisheng，kanlaisuyaxuanquxizaole。
linyangzuoqishen，youdianshiluo。
“linyang，guolaiyushi！”suyaxuanzaiyushilihandao。
nandaosuyaxuanyaogentayuanyangyu？linyangyixiangdaozheizhonghuamianjiuxingfenleqilai。
“ai！laile！”linyanglianmangzhanqilai，wangyushipaoqu。
yushidemenkaileyigekou，limianmengmengdeshuiqi，shenmeyekanbuqing。
suyaxuanrubaioubandeshoubeishenlechulai，jiangyiduiyifurengdaolelinyangdelianshang。
“qubawodezangyifuxile。”suyaxuanfenfuwan，youzhongxinjiangyushidemenguanshangle。
linyangbaozheyiduiyifu，jiuxianggenanyongrenyiyang。
meibanfa，sheirangsuyaxuanshitalaoponi，laogongjilaopoxiyifutianjingdiyi。
tayouyiluxiaopao，xialoujiangzangyifusaijinxiyiji，haihaoyouxiyiji，buyongzijishouxi。
dengtamanghuowanhou，shanglouhuidaowoshiyikan，suyaxuanyijingchuanhaoshuiyizuozaishuzhuangtaiqianyongchuifengjichuitoufale。
kongqilimimanzhexifajingdemolihuaxiangqi。
“chifandeshihou，womayougenwotilihundeshile，tashuoniyaoshikendayinglihun，buguanggudongdianguini，haikeyilingwaijiniershiwan，buchangniliangnianlaisuoshoudeweiqu，bijingshuidipushuiliangnianyebuhaoshou。”suyaxuankanzheshuzhuangjing，jiuxiangzaitanlunbierendejiazhangliduanyiyang。
yijiangudongdianjiaershiwandexianjin，zheitiaojiansuanshibijiaoyourende，yaozhidaoyikaishichenxuelianlianyimaoqianbianyidoubuxiangranglinyangzhandao。
“taishaole，wozheiliangnianshoudeweiquhezhiershiwannengbuchangde。”linyangpielepiezui，jueqiangdishuodao。
tashuozheihuazhishiyigejiekoubale，zhisuoyibuyuanyigensuyaxuanlihun，shiyinweitazhenxinxihuansuyaxuan。
tashijisuimengmengdongdongdeshihou，jiucongxiangxialaidaojiangzhoushimousheng，diyifengongzuobianshizaijubaogudongdiandanghuoji，neishihoutongyangshijisuidesuyaxuanjingchanglaidianlizhuanyou，zaitadiyicijiandaosuyaxuandeshihou，tajiuxihuanshanglezheigeyouyameilidenvhai。
suyaxuangentawanquanbutong，jiajingfuyu，xuexichengjihao，daxuejiududeshiguoneizuidingjiandeyixueyuan，zhongzhouxieheyixueyuan，biyehoulaidaojiangzhoushidiyirenminyiyuan，yilaijiushifuzhurenjibie，genlinyangdejingyuwanquanshitianrangzhibie。
yaobushisulaoyezitufaqixiang，yaobataliangcouchengyidui，linyanggenbenbuganshewangnengqusuyaxuandanglaopo。
suyaxuanxiaolexiao，fangxiachuifengji。
“wojiuzhidaonibuyuanyi，shuiba，jintianyeleile。”tadalegehaqiantangshanglechuang。
linyangbadengguanle，wohuitadedipu。
tabatouchaoxiangsuyaxuandefangxiang，jiujingheshisujiacainengrenketazheigenvxu，tayaozenyangzuo，suyaxuancaihuibatadangyigezhenzhengdezhangfu？