第1章
咔、咔、咔。
turanyizhenleishengbachennanfengjijingxingle，kandaoshenbiandeyiqie，tajingdaile！
这是哪？
他怎么会在这里呢？
ganjuetouteng，hunshentong，chennanfengzaidishangpalehenjiucaihuanguoshenlai。
turan，tadejiyihuilaile，taquxuexiaochafenshu，huilaidelushangbeirendale。
zhishi，liandatadeshisheidoumeikanqingchu，yebuzhidaoshiweishenmedadeta？
sheihuiwuyuanwugudatani？
tahaoxiangmeiyouchourenba，zhenrangtabaisibudeqijie。
jiuzaitaxiangbumingbaideshihou，ganjuezijideshouliyouyigedongxi，tanaqilaiyikan，shikuaiyupei，yijingbeitadexuejiranshangle。
chennanfengganjuehenqiguai，zheilizenmehuiyouyupeini？
jiuzaizheishi，taturantoutongyulie，tabaozhenaodaizaidishanglaihuigunlejixia，haojiucaihuanguoshenlai。
zhihou，tadenaozilijiuduolehenduodongxi，rangtahenzhenjing！
shanggudaneng，xieyizunzhedechuancheng，tajingrandedaoleyigechuancheng，zenmekenenga？
kenaozilidedongxishizhende，zaikanshoulideyupei，yijingsuichenglezha，tagengkunhuole。
lengjinghoudechennanfengsizhoukanleyixia，zijijingranbeirengzaihuangjiaodeyigefenduishang，erqie，bushitahuijiadelu。
chennanfengjianchaleyixiachuanchengdeyishu、fashu、liandanshu，xieyihaixiulianleyitaogongfajiaohanhunjue。
kanzhechuancheng，chennanfengkaishixishouchuanchenglimiandedongxi，tajiuzuozaihuangjiaowaidefentoubian，zixiyanjiulechuanchengdeneirong，zaironghedaozijideshentili。
xieyidarenxiuliandeshihanhunjue，zaiyupeili，youxieyidarendeyisigongli，zhuchennanfengxijingfasuitupozhuji，chengweizhenzhengdelingzhe。
jiuzheiyang，chennanfengzaijiaowaizuoleliangtian，haihaozheilishijiaowaifendi，henshaoyourenjingguo，buran，bierenyidinghuirenweichennanfengshijingshenbingni。
liangtianhou，chennanfengzhengkaiyanshenleyaozhanqilai，ganjuezijideshentiqingsonglehenduo，shenshangdeshangquanhaole。
bukuishishanggudanenga，jiushiniua。
chennanfenghuijiale，tayaohaohaoxiangxiang，xianzaiyoulechuancheng，jiumeiyouqudaxuedebiyaole，xiayibujiushigairuhezhuanqianle。
zailushang，chennanfengzaixinlibuduanyanjiuxieyidarenchuanchengdedongxi，duixieyidarendechuanchengyeyuelaiyuenenggouzhangwole。
buzhibujue，chennanfengdaojiale。
taganjuedaojialiyouren，chennanfengxiangtajiuyigerenzhu，zenmehuiyourenni？
chennanfengzhanzaiwaimianjiutingdaolimianyourenshuohua，yigeshengyindao：“dage，zheilicongxianzaikaishijiushinidele。”
lingyigeshengyindao：“neixiaozisileba。”
yigeshengyindao：“dagefangxin，jiusuanbusi，xinglailekandaoneigedifangyehuibeiheside，tabushihendanxiaoderenma？”
chennanfengtingdaozheili，jiuzhidaoshishuozijile，ketabingburenshitamena，weishenmeyaoshataa？
jiutingneigeshengyinjixudao：“woxianzaiyemeiyoudifangkequle，jialidedibeiwodushule，zhinengyongzheigedifangle，yaoguaijiuguaineixiaozidaomeihaole。”
haizhenshirenyaodaomeihekoushuidounengqiangsia。
tagangbeirendingtishangdaxuedejihui，xianzai，youyourenlaiqiangtazheiweiyideermudiheliangjianpofangzile。
是可忍孰不可忍啊。
tamenzheishizhaosini，haizhenbatadangbingmaole，ganzaitaisuitoushangdongtule。
cishidechennanfenghunshendoushihanqi，yijiaotajinmennudao：“jiweishisheia，zhurenbuzaijia，nimenzheishixiangqiangjiea，haishiqiangjiea。”
jirenkandaochennanfengdouheleyitiao，chennanfengdeturanchuxian，rangtamendoumeifanyingguolai。
gangcaishuoyaozhandidemingjiaochenergou，tayebushiyigeshancha，kanzhechennanfenglengxiaodao：“xiaozi，minggoudade，jiranhuilaileyehao，zheilibeiwozhanle，nikeyigundanle。”
“nizhanle，pingshenmea？”chennanfenglengxiaodao，haizhenshigoukuangde。
chenergoulengyankanzhechennanfengzhangkuangdao：“pingwoshichenergou，nidatingdating，cunliyousheiganrewode，shixiangdeganjingundan，buranjintianjiushinidesiqi。”
chennanfengneinuhuoyixiajiushanglaile，tajiuzheimehaoqifuma？
beirendingtishangdaxuedeminge，xianzaijingranlianjiayeyaobeiqiangle。
kanzhemianqianxiaozhangderen，chennanfengshangqianjiushiyigedazuibazipaileguoqu，chenergoubeipaizailedishang，koulideyadoudiaolejike。
陈二狗楞了！
陈南风也楞了！
chennanfengxiangzijiyouzheimelihaima？
kanlekanzijideshou，xinliyeyoudianyihuo，xiangdaochuancheng，jiumingbaile。
chennanfengjixukuangzouchenergou，dishangdechenergoumeixiangdaochennanfengzheimehen，bushishuotashicunliyigelaoshishanliangdanxiaodexiaozima？
zheiruguohaishilaoshishanliangdanxiao，neizheishishanghaiyouhenrenma？
chenergoubeidadelianmangqiurao，kuzhedao：“dage，daye，qiunifangguowoba，wocuole，wobugaidani，bugaiqiangnidefangzi，niraolewoba。”
“raoni，nidalewoheigunzenmesuan？”chennanfenglenglengdidao，xiangzheimejiandanjiuraoleta，zenmekeneng。
chenergoulianmangcongshenshangtaochujibaikuaiqiandao：“wojiuzheimeduodeqian，doujinile，qiunifangguowoba。”
chennanfengyizhangpaizaitadehoubeishang，shuodao：“daizheniderengundan，zaiganlaiwozheili，nijiusidingle。”
chenergoulianmangpaqilaidaizherenhuiliuliupaole，kandaotaoyesidechenergou，chennanfengxinlihaoxiangshutanyixiele。
taneiyizhang，zhishaokeyirangchenergoutangjinianle。
kanzhefangjianlipopolanlande，chennanfengjuedingdaochengshiliquzhuanqian，tayaozhuanhenduohenduoqian，tayaorangneixiechaoxiaota，qifutaderenkankan，tabushihaoqifude。
huanleyishenhaisuanganjingdeyifu，bamensuohao，chennanfengjinchengle。
yilushang，chennanfengdouzaixiangzijijiexialaigairuhezhuanqian，gairuhexiulian，zuoyigeqiangzhe。
jiuzaichennanfengxiangshiqingshishihou，turan，kandaoqianmianweilehenduoren，chennanfengxiangraoguoqude，taxianzaikemeixinqingduoguanxianshi。
jiutingdaoyigenvzishengyindao：“sheishiyisheng，jiujiuwoyeye。”
chennanfengkanleyixiasizhou，zheiliyijingshishizhongxinle。
jiuzaichennanfengtaijiaoxiangzoudeshihou，turan，xiangdaozijidechuancheng，yinggaiceshiyixia，buranxinlimeidia。
chennanfengdaolegenqian，jiukandaoyigelaorentangzaidishang，pangbianshiyigenvzikuzheqiusizhouderenbangmang。
kexi，meiyouyigerenshangqian，jiuzaichennanfengxiangshangqiandeshihou，turan，chulaiyigenianqingrendao：“woshiyisheng，wolaikankan。”
nvzikanzhenianqingrenhenganji，lianmangdao：“xiexieyisheng，xiexie，zhiyaonijiulewoyeye，yidingzhongxiede。”
neigenianqingrenyitingzhongxie，lianmangdao：“nifangxin，woyidinghuijinlijiuniyeyede。”
chennanfengjiuzaiyibiankanzhe，taguanchaleyixialaoren，rangchennanfengzhenjingle！
tajingrannenggoukandaolaorenshentilideqingkuang，neigenianqingrenduizhelaorenjiuzhi，kenianqingrenyiweilaorenjiushidanchundexinzangbing，danlaorenhaiyounaogeng，feiliyeyouwenti。
nianqingrenyifanjiuzhi，budanmeiyoujiuxinglaoren，fanerranglaorengengyanzhongle。
yibiandenvziyehaipale，zheizenmekanbuxiangjiuren，xiangsharena。
chennanfengturankaikoudao：“nizaizheiyangtahuiside，tabuguangshixinzangbing，naoziyeyouwenti，feiliyeyouwenti，nixiangxianzaijiushaletama？”
nvziyitinglianmangkanzhechennanfeng，kexichennanfengtainianqingle，nvzibenlaihaifangguangdeyanjingyouanxiale。
neigenianqingrenkanzhechennanfengnudao：“nisheia？yigetubaozi，maodoumeizhangqi，yeganzaizheilidafangjueci，bieyingxiangwojiuren，gundan。”
cishidechennanfeng，shentiliyoulexieyidarendejingsuile。
tafeichangxiemeidiyixiaodao：“xiaojie，jizhuzheizhanglian，tajiushishaniyeyederen。”
chennanfengshuowanjiuxiangzou，neigenvziquelianmangdao：“xiaodidi，ninenggoujiuwoyeyema？qiunijiujiuwoyeyeba，yiqianwan，zenmeyang？”
小弟弟？
zenmetingzhezheimebieniua。
kejiuzaichennanfengxiangzoudejiaoqueyoutingxiale，yiqianwana，zijixianzaishenshangjiujibaikuaiqian，haishichenergoujide，xiangxiang，weileyiqianwan，jiuba。
chennanfengdunxiadao：“niyeyexianzaishentiliyousanchuweixiandedifang，wokeyijiuta，danxinzangbingbunenggenchu，zhinengbaoshouzhiliao，nimingbaima？”
nvziyitinglianmangdao：“neixinzangbinghuibuhuiweixiewoyeyedexingmingni？”
chennanfengxiangleyixiadao：“woxianzaimeiyoucaoyao，dengwozhaoqilecaoyaozaijitajiejuexinzangbingdewenti，neidelingwaisuanqianle。”
nvziyitingnengzhi，likedao：“meiwenti，zhiyaonenggoujiuwoyeye，nishuoduoshaojiuduoshao。”
neigenianqingrenhaixiangshuoshenmeside，beinvzijidanghuiqule。
nvzidengzheneigenianqingrendao：“gunyuandian，yongyi。”
nianqingrenxiangfanbo，danxiangdaozijiqueshijiubulelaoren，youkanzheiyilaoyixiaoyinggaidoubushiputongren，jiuzhinengbizuile。
zhongrenjiukandaochennanfengdunzailaorendemianqian，yongshoudizailaorendexinzangchu，youduilaorendenaomenchuanleliangxia，zhanqilaidao：“haole。”
nvziyitinghaole，jiuzheimejiandanma？
bushishuohenyanzhongma？jiuzheimeanliangxiajiuhaole，kaiwanxiaoni。
zhongrenyejuedebuxiangxin，danhenkuaitamenjiuxiangxinle，yinwei，laorenzhendexinglaile。
kandaolaorenxinglai，nvzilianmangdao：“yeye，nizhendexinglaile，xiexieyisheng，xiexie，zheishiyiqianwandeka，nishouxiaba，mimashiliugeliu，duile，zheishiwojiadedizhi，niruguozhaoqilecaoyao，lianxiwomenhaoma？”
chennanfengkanzheshoulideka，xinlihaizhenshiwuweizachena。
yimiaozhongjiuzhuanleyiqianwana。
tayigenongcunren，shenwufenwen，kanleyigebingrenjiuzhuanleyiqianwan。
kanlaiyihouxuyaoqianle，jiuqujirenkanbinghaole，fanzhengxianzaizijiyoulechuancheng，xiangzhuanqiantairongyile。
chennanfengkanzhenvzidao：“hao，dengwozhaoqiyaocaohuilianxinide，nishiwodiyigebingren，wohuizhihaonide。”
pangbiandenianqingrenkanzhechennanfengyiliandebugan，neiyanshenruguonengsharen，chennanfengxianzaiyijingsile。
yiqianwana，jiuzheimebeiyigetubaozijizhuanle，haizhenshibugana。
sizhouderendoujuedechennanfengnianjisuiranxiao，danyishuzheimelihai，doushuotashishenyi。
chennanfenghenkuailikaile，yitaxianzaidenengli，kuaisulikaishimeiyouwentide。
kanzhechennanfengdebeiying，neigenianqingrenyegenzheguoqule，taxiangkankan，zheishineimaochulaidetubaozi，qiangletadeyiqianwan。
kexi，tahenkuaijiufaxian，chennanfengyijingmeiyingle。
qidenianqingrenfashiyaozhaodaota，zaihaohaosuanzhang。