第一章 开局成为五指山

“wuliaoa!wuliaoa!zheidousibaiduonianle,zheirizi,shenmeshihoushigetoua!”

erpandeyigeshengyin,rangshuidemomohuhudehanli,mengdongdexiangyaozhengkaiyanjing,taxiangyaodongdongshoujiao。

yi?zenmehuishi,zenmezijidongbulele??

hanliyouxieyihuodehaixiangyaodongyidong。

jiuzaihanlixinzhongyihuodeshihou。

“yi?meixiangdaonizheizuoshan,juranyedanshenglezijideyishi!bucuobucuo!caisibaiduoniandeshijian,juranhaidanshengleziwoyishi,wogaishuo,zhenbukuishirulaineilaoershouzhangsuohuadewuzhishanma!lingxingzhenqianga!”

**!rulai?wuzhishan!ziwoyishi???

怎么回事?

hanlidunshinaoziyouxiemengbi,zaitadenulizhixia,cishitazhongyushihuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,danshirumude,queyipianqiheidekongjian,zhengpiankongjianzhizhong,kongkongdangdangde。

zhiyouzaiheiandejiaoluoli,yikehoutou,tuwudechuxianzailehanlideyankuangli。

cishihoutoudemuguangyewangxiangleyipangdehanli。

houzizuijiaodaizhesisixiaoyi,yanshenquefachuguangcai,kanzhemianqiandehanli。

hanliyeshidaidaidekanzhemianqiandehouzi。

“wei!nizheigeshanling,buhuishiganggangdanshengchulai,jiushaleba!”

houzichaozhemianqiandehanlihandao。

hanlihenhendexiangyaoqiayixiazijideshoubei,danshitaquefaxian,xianzaideziji,genbenmeiyoushoubei。

怎么回事??

hanlinulidexiangyaodixiatou,muguangsixiadaliangzhixia,henkuaitabianfaxianleyigecankudeshishi,tameiyoushoujiao!

zheidaodishishenmeguidifang?nandaoshizaimengli?kezhemengjingweimianyetaizhenshileba!

zheizhongzhenshigan,haiyouqingxinggan,genbenbushimengjingnenggoujieshide!

suiranxinzhongyinyueyouxiecaice,danshihanlishaoshaochiyileyixia,haishichaozheyipangdehouzihandao:“nihao,qingwenzheishishenmedifang?”

“zheili?zheilishiwuzhishana!sibaiduonianle!zheilishiwuzhishandeqiheibujiandideshanli,buguocaiququsibainian,meixiangdaonizheizhirulailaoershouzhangsuohuadeshanfeng,juranhaidanshengchulezijidelingzhi,youyisi!haizhenshiyouyisi!”

shuozhe,houziyanshenzhizhongdaizheqiyidemuguang,wangzhemianqiandehanli。

tingdaohouzidehua,hanlidunshihunshenyizhen,tayanshenyouxiemangran,yishunjian,taganjuezijidejingshendouranzhijianchaozhewaimiankuosankaiqu,henkuai,kandaoleyipianguangmaodeshijie,xiongyingfeihe,linghexiancao,fanhuasijin。

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henkuai,tabianmingbailezijidechujing!

meixiangdaozijijuranchuanyuele!erqiechuanyuechengleyizuoshan!

gengfeiyisuosideshi,zijijuranchuanyuechenglexiyoujizhongzuiweichumingdeyizuoshan!wuzhishan!

ganshouzhezijishentishangdeyiqiefanhuasijin,wushuhuacaoshumudexinuaile,gezhongdongwuzhijiandeenenyuanyuan,hanlicishihuranxiangdaoleyigejiqikengdiedeshiqing。

teme,anzhaoxiyoujidejuqing,zijixianzaishiwuzhishan,erqieganggangneigehouziyeshuodehenqingchule,tabeiyazaishanxiayijingsibaiduonianle!

anzhaozhengchangdejuqing,zaiguojishinian,sunwukongjiuyaocongzheizuoshanzhongchulaile!

daoshihou,zheizuowuzhishan,kendingjiuyaobeisunhouzijicuihuidiaoa!ruoshiyiqiandehua,hanlidangranbuzaiyizheijianshi,buguoshiyizuoposhaneryi,zheiyoushenme。

danshiteme,xianzaizheizuoposhanchenglezijideshentia!

yaoshisunhouzibazijideshentijicuihuile,neizijihuizenmeyang???

xiangdaozheier,hanlidemiansedunshibiandeshifendenankan!

wokao!yaobuyaozheimekengdie!

guanjianzijihaiyidongbule,yemeibanfahuaxing,erqieshijianyehenduanle,jiujishiniandeshijian!

xiangdaozheier,hanlidemianseyansuleyixie,tadenaohaijisuzhuandong。

henkuai,hanlibianxiangdaoleyigebanfa。

buguanzenmeyang,xianxiulian!

ranhouhesunwukongdahaoguanxi,shuamanhaogandu,daoshihouhaikeyigentashangliangzhelai,dengtangsengjiangzijishenshangdefotiejiqudiaozhihou,zijizhijiehuaxingchulai,rangsunhouzi,nenggoucongzijishenxiaqingsongchulai!

zheiyexushigeshuangyingdejumian,danshizijigaizenmeshuofusunhouzini?youruhezaizheiduanduanjishiniandeshijiannei,tupodaohuaxingjingjie?

这可是个大问题!

xiangdaozheier,hanlidemeitouweiweizhouleqilai,siweijisudezhuandongzhe。

anzhaozhiqianneixiexiaoshuozhongdesheding,neixiezhujiaochuanyueguolai,doushihuiyouyigexitongde,yebuzhidaozijiyoumeiyou?

jiuzaihanlixinzhongxiangzhedeshihou,cishitadenaohaizhizhong,huranxiangqileyidaojixieshengyin。

“chuanyuedaoxiyoushijie,chenggonghuoqudaoyisitiandijiyuan,chenggongjuexinghaoganduxitong,suzhukeyitongguoyuxiyoujuqingrenwudehudong,huoquxiangyinghaogandu,chaoguoyibaihaogandu,keyicongxiangyingrenwushenshangtiqudaosuijijinengyugongfa!”

tingdaoxindidexitongtishiyin,hanlidunshixinzhongweiweiyixi。

guoran!zijichuanyuelaile,haishijuexinglexitong。

好感度系统……

xiangdaozheier,hanlidemuguangbuyoudewangxiangleyipangdehoutou,yanshenzhizhongdunshishanguoyisixiaoyi。

zheilizhenghaoyouyigerenkeyibeizijihaoyangmaoma!

turanjian,hanlijuedezijizheigekaiju,jianzhijiushiwanmei!genbenbusuanshishenmetianbengkaiju!

daizhezheigexiangfa,hanlilveweichenyinleyixia,zhuangzuoyanshenzhizhongdaizhemangranzhise,chaozhemianqiandesunwukongwendao:“suoyi,woxianzaishiyizuoshandeshanling?neiwaimiandeshanshiwodeshenti,xianzaizheishinali??”

yipangdesunwukongkanzhemanlianyihuodehanli,dunshilailexingqu,zaizheigedifang,tadailejibainianle,genbenmeirengentaliaoguotian,shuoguohua。

cishizhenghaoyudaoleyanqiandehanli,ziranshifendexingfen。

“shiashia,nijiushiganggangdanshengchulaideshanling,zheilishishanfuzhizhongdekongjianli,rulailaoerjiangwoyazaizheishanxiahaibufangxin,tediyongliuzizhenyanfujiangwodelinghunqiujinzaicidi!”

shuozhesunwukongdemiansebuzenmehaokan。

“e!suoyi,waimianneigeshinidequti?”

hanliyouxiehaoqidechaozhesunhouziwendao,zheikegentazaixiyoujilikandaodejuqingbutaiyiyanga!

zaiyuanbendejuqingli,sunwukongzhishibeiyazaiwuzhishanxia,fozuyemeiyoujiangtadehunpojilachulai,zhenyazaishanfuzhizhong。

“废话!”

sunwukongmeihaoqidechaozhehanlishuodao。

“zheishanfuneidekongjianshenmedoumeiyou,waimianduoshufua!niaoyuhuaxiangde!zaizheigeniaobulashidekongjianli,lianzhichongziyezhaobudao!neirulailaoer,zenmehuirangwohaoguo!”