sunwukongdelizhigaosuta,neigexuanzhuangyoukenengjiushiyanqiandezheigeren。
“dishishi,tahaijiaoxuanzhuang,haishiyigezhongrenyanzhongdedadegaoseng,guanyinpusaruyueerzhi,tayishiyiburongci,jiexialequxitianqujingderenwu,danshitamenwanwanmeixiangdao,zheidishishidexuanzhuangjiyuanqiaohedejingranjuexingleqianjiushidejiyi。
dangtakandaoqianjiushidejiyi,diyifanyingjiushixiao,hahadaxiao,fangsikuangxiao,hahahaha,hahahaha!”shuodaozheili,tangsengjingranyangtiandaxiaoleqilai。
suihoutadeshenshangshanguoleyigukongbudeqixi,zheiguqixijingranzhijierangzheizhouweidedimianpingkongxiajianglesancunyouyu。
zheiyimubeisunwukongkandaole,tadexinjingrankaishikuaisudetiaodongleqilai,tongshiyigumingweikongjudeqingxujingranzaisunwukongdexintoukaishimiman。
“buhaoyisi,meiyoushouzhuqingxu。”zheishihoutangsenghuifuleqingxu,youxiebuhaoyisideduisunwukongshuodao。
“mei......meishi!”sunwukongyanleyikoutuomo,youxiejiebadeshuodao。
“meicuo,wojiushineigexuanzhuang,neigebeifenshilejiushidexuanzhuang,zheiyishilaotiankaiyan,rangwojuexingleqianjiushidejiyi,youdaoshiyinianchengfo,yinianchengmo,wozhengheleqianjiushidesuoyoujiyi,haiyouyiwaidedaodejinchanzidejiyi。
zheixiejiyirangwoduifofadelijieyijingbuyayurulaile,danshiwoquebuxiangchengfo,suoyi,worumole。”tangsengshuodaozheili,liezuixiaoleqilai,neijiebaideyachizaisunwukongdeyanzhongjingranxiangshifanchulesenlengdeguang。
“wodezheigegushijiangwanle,nijuedezenmeyang?”tangsengmolemosunwukongdetoushuodao。
“tuerbuganpinglunshifu。”zheishihousunwukongshuodao。
“wohaiyoulingyigegushi,niyaotingma?”tangsengturanshuodao。
“ngng!”sunwukongganjindianlediantou。
“zaidongshengshenzhouyouyichudifangjiaoaolaiguo,zaiaolaiguodehaiwaiyouyizuodao,zheidaodediliweizhishifenhao,youshizhouzhizumai,sandaozhilailongzhicheng,zaidaoshangyouyishan,mingyuehuaguoshan。”tangsengshuodao。
“huaguoshan?neibushianlaosundejiama?”yitingdaohuaguoshan,sunwukonglimawangjilegangcaidekongju。
“biedacha,tingwomanmanjianglai。”tangsengmoleyixiasunwukongdetoushuodao。
“zaineihuaguoshanshangyouyikuaixianshi,qishiyousanzhangliuchiwucungao,youerzhangsichiweiyuan,sanzhangliuchiwucungao,anzhoutiansanbailiushiwudu;erzhangsichiweiyuan,anzhengliershisiqi,shangyoujiuqiaobakong,anjiugongbagua,simiangengwushumuzheyin,zuoyoudaoyouzhilanxiangchen。xiangchuancishinaishinvwaniangniangbutiansuoyiliuzhiwu,duandeshishenyiwubi。”tangsengxiaozheshuodao。
“neishi?anlaosun?”sunwukongshuodao。
“jixuting。”tangsengshuodao。
zhihoutangsengjisunwukongjiangleneikuaixianshidegushi,congneikuaixianshidanshengdeshihoukaishi,yizhijiangdaoleneizhishihouchuhaixueyi,lijingqianxinwankulaidaolefangcunshandezhongzhongjingguo。
“shifu,ninshuodejiushianlaosunba。”sunwukongwendao。
“shi,yebushi。”tangsengshuodao。
“haiqingshifuweituerjiehuo!”sunwukongturanshuodao。
“wojiexialaishuode,kenenghuiyinqinijidadibushi,nishifouhaiyaoting?”tangsengshuodao。
“shifu,tueryaoting。”sunwukongfeichangzhengzhongdeshuodao。
taganjuetangsengjiexialaiyaoshuodeshiqingjuebujiandan。
tangsengtingdaosunwukongzheimeshuo,xiaolexiao,ranhouyoumoleyibasunwukongnaodaidingshangdemao,nihaibieshuo,zheihoumaomoqilaijiweishushi,jibianshibeiyazaiwuzhishanxiawubainian,doumeiyougankufahuanghefencha。
“houlaia,zheihouziqinianbianxueyiyoucheng,ranhoubianhuilehuaguoshan,huidaohuaguoshanzhihou,tabiantongyilehuaguoshuqishierdongdeyaowang,zhihoubianguoshanglexiaoyaoderizi,zaizhihou,zheihouzixianbuzhua,bianqulelonggongnalelonggongdedinghaishenzhen,qianglesihailonggongdebaojia,zaizhihou,danaodifu,tiantingzhaoan,renzhibimawen。”tangsengshuodao。
dangtangsengshuodaobimawensangezizhishi,sunwukongdeliansemingxianbiandenankanlexuduo。
“buyaodongnu,tingwojixushuo。”tangsengpailepaisunwukongdenaodaishuodao。
“houlaia,zheihouziyoudanaolepantaohui,daoqudoulvgongdexiandan,ranhoufanxiatianting,duizhanshiwantianbingtianjiang,ranhouyuerlangshenduizhan,zuihoubeizhua,ranhoubeitourubagualuzhonglianchengneigelehuoyanjinjing,ranhoutuifanlebagualu,zaicidanaotiangong,shenzhiyidudadaolelingxiaobaodianzhishang,zuihouyurulaifozudadu,shulezhihou,jiubeiyazailewuzhishanxia,houzi,nishuozheigushijingcaima?”tangsengwendao。
“shifu,ninzheishuodejiushianlaosunba!”sunwukongwendao。
“zheigegushihaimeiyouwan,nihaixiangtingma?”tangsengmozhesunwukongdetouwendao。
“ngng!”sunwukongzhongzhongdedianlediantou,tajuedejiexialaicaishizuijingcaideyibufen,zheilimianyidingyouxiebuweirenzhidedongxi。
“tingwojianglai。”tangsengxiaozheshuodao。
“nvwaniangniangbutianhou,yiliuxialeyikuaishitou,beinvwaniangniangsuishourengzaileyibian,danshiquebeidangshitongweishengrendexifangjiaozhuntishengrenzhuyidaole,zhihoutabianbazheikuaishitoufangzailehuaguoshanzhishang,weizheikuaishitoubuzhileyigejiweishushidehuanjing。
yinweizheihuanjingjihao,zheikuaixianshirijiubiandanshenglelingzhi,zuihoubenglie,huaweileyizhishihou,shihouchushiyihou,taguodehenxiaosa,haidangshanglehouqundehouwang,danshisiwangzhongjiuhaishilailinle,yinweishihoushitianshengdiyangde,tabingbuzhidaosiwangshihezhongdongxi。
zhuntishengrenzheishihoujuedeshijichengshule,tabiankongzhilehouqunzhongdeyizhilaohouziduizheishihouguanshuzhangshengdesixiang,zuihouzheishihouzhongyuchushanxueyile,tayouanzhongsuanji,zheizhihouzizuizhonglaidaoletazhidingdedifang,bailetadeshanshiweishi。shibushihenshuxi?”tangsengshuodao。
sunwukongmeiyoushuohua,zhishiditouchensibuyu。
“zaizhihou,zaizheihouziyichengzhihou,tabahouziganzoule,houzihuidaohuaguoshanzhihouhaobuxiaoyaoa,danshisuanjiyijiuhaizai,shihoucishiyijingyoulexingming,jiaozuosunwukong,tayoulefali,yeyoulediwei,danshiquemeiyouyijianchengshoudebingqihebaojia。
zuihou,sunwukongshouletarendeguhuo,laidaoledonghailonggongnazoule,huozheyongqiangzougengweiheshi,taqiangzouledonghailongwangdedinghaishenzhen,haiqiaozhaleyitaobaojia,huiquzhihou,gengshimeimeidexuanyaoleyidun。
zaihoulaitabeidifugoulehun,laidaodifuyihou,sunwukongyoudanaoledifu,gouleneishengsibu,yishizhijianfengtouwuliang。”tangsengshuodao。
sunwukongtingdaozheili,youxiebuhaoyisidedixialetou。