第3章 收服孙悟空(中)

sunwukongdelizhigaosuta,neigexuanzhuangyoukenengjiushiyanqiandezheigeren。

“dishishi,tahaijiaoxuanzhuang,haishiyigezhongrenyanzhongdedadegaoseng,guanyinpusaruyueerzhi,tayishiyiburongci,jiexialequxitianqujingderenwu,danshitamenwanwanmeixiangdao,zheidishishidexuanzhuangjiyuanqiaohedejingranjuexingleqianjiushidejiyi。

dangtakandaoqianjiushidejiyi,diyifanyingjiushixiao,hahadaxiao,fangsikuangxiao,hahahaha,hahahaha!”shuodaozheili,tangsengjingranyangtiandaxiaoleqilai。

suihoutadeshenshangshanguoleyigukongbudeqixi,zheiguqixijingranzhijierangzheizhouweidedimianpingkongxiajianglesancunyouyu。

zheiyimubeisunwukongkandaole,tadexinjingrankaishikuaisudetiaodongleqilai,tongshiyigumingweikongjudeqingxujingranzaisunwukongdexintoukaishimiman。

“buhaoyisi,meiyoushouzhuqingxu。”zheishihoutangsenghuifuleqingxu,youxiebuhaoyisideduisunwukongshuodao。

“mei......meishi!”sunwukongyanleyikoutuomo,youxiejiebadeshuodao。

“meicuo,wojiushineigexuanzhuang,neigebeifenshilejiushidexuanzhuang,zheiyishilaotiankaiyan,rangwojuexingleqianjiushidejiyi,youdaoshiyinianchengfo,yinianchengmo,wozhengheleqianjiushidesuoyoujiyi,haiyouyiwaidedaodejinchanzidejiyi。

zheixiejiyirangwoduifofadelijieyijingbuyayurulaile,danshiwoquebuxiangchengfo,suoyi,worumole。”tangsengshuodaozheili,liezuixiaoleqilai,neijiebaideyachizaisunwukongdeyanzhongjingranxiangshifanchulesenlengdeguang。

“wodezheigegushijiangwanle,nijuedezenmeyang?”tangsengmolemosunwukongdetoushuodao。

“tuerbuganpinglunshifu。”zheishihousunwukongshuodao。

“wohaiyoulingyigegushi,niyaotingma?”tangsengturanshuodao。

“ngng!”sunwukongganjindianlediantou。

“zaidongshengshenzhouyouyichudifangjiaoaolaiguo,zaiaolaiguodehaiwaiyouyizuodao,zheidaodediliweizhishifenhao,youshizhouzhizumai,sandaozhilailongzhicheng,zaidaoshangyouyishan,mingyuehuaguoshan。”tangsengshuodao。

“huaguoshan?neibushianlaosundejiama?”yitingdaohuaguoshan,sunwukonglimawangjilegangcaidekongju。

“biedacha,tingwomanmanjianglai。”tangsengmoleyixiasunwukongdetoushuodao。

“zaineihuaguoshanshangyouyikuaixianshi,qishiyousanzhangliuchiwucungao,youerzhangsichiweiyuan,sanzhangliuchiwucungao,anzhoutiansanbailiushiwudu;erzhangsichiweiyuan,anzhengliershisiqi,shangyoujiuqiaobakong,anjiugongbagua,simiangengwushumuzheyin,zuoyoudaoyouzhilanxiangchen。xiangchuancishinaishinvwaniangniangbutiansuoyiliuzhiwu,duandeshishenyiwubi。”tangsengxiaozheshuodao。

“neishi?anlaosun?”sunwukongshuodao。

“jixuting。”tangsengshuodao。

zhihoutangsengjisunwukongjiangleneikuaixianshidegushi,congneikuaixianshidanshengdeshihoukaishi,yizhijiangdaoleneizhishihouchuhaixueyi,lijingqianxinwankulaidaolefangcunshandezhongzhongjingguo。

“shifu,ninshuodejiushianlaosunba。”sunwukongwendao。

“shi,yebushi。”tangsengshuodao。

“haiqingshifuweituerjiehuo!”sunwukongturanshuodao。

“wojiexialaishuode,kenenghuiyinqinijidadibushi,nishifouhaiyaoting?”tangsengshuodao。

“shifu,tueryaoting。”sunwukongfeichangzhengzhongdeshuodao。

taganjuetangsengjiexialaiyaoshuodeshiqingjuebujiandan。

tangsengtingdaosunwukongzheimeshuo,xiaolexiao,ranhouyoumoleyibasunwukongnaodaidingshangdemao,nihaibieshuo,zheihoumaomoqilaijiweishushi,jibianshibeiyazaiwuzhishanxiawubainian,doumeiyougankufahuanghefencha。

“houlaia,zheihouziqinianbianxueyiyoucheng,ranhoubianhuilehuaguoshan,huidaohuaguoshanzhihou,tabiantongyilehuaguoshuqishierdongdeyaowang,zhihoubianguoshanglexiaoyaoderizi,zaizhihou,zheihouzixianbuzhua,bianqulelonggongnalelonggongdedinghaishenzhen,qianglesihailonggongdebaojia,zaizhihou,danaodifu,tiantingzhaoan,renzhibimawen。”tangsengshuodao。

dangtangsengshuodaobimawensangezizhishi,sunwukongdeliansemingxianbiandenankanlexuduo。

“buyaodongnu,tingwojixushuo。”tangsengpailepaisunwukongdenaodaishuodao。

“houlaia,zheihouziyoudanaolepantaohui,daoqudoulvgongdexiandan,ranhoufanxiatianting,duizhanshiwantianbingtianjiang,ranhouyuerlangshenduizhan,zuihoubeizhua,ranhoubeitourubagualuzhonglianchengneigelehuoyanjinjing,ranhoutuifanlebagualu,zaicidanaotiangong,shenzhiyidudadaolelingxiaobaodianzhishang,zuihouyurulaifozudadu,shulezhihou,jiubeiyazailewuzhishanxia,houzi,nishuozheigushijingcaima?”tangsengwendao。

“shifu,ninzheishuodejiushianlaosunba!”sunwukongwendao。

“zheigegushihaimeiyouwan,nihaixiangtingma?”tangsengmozhesunwukongdetouwendao。

“ngng!”sunwukongzhongzhongdedianlediantou,tajuedejiexialaicaishizuijingcaideyibufen,zheilimianyidingyouxiebuweirenzhidedongxi。

“tingwojianglai。”tangsengxiaozheshuodao。

“nvwaniangniangbutianhou,yiliuxialeyikuaishitou,beinvwaniangniangsuishourengzaileyibian,danshiquebeidangshitongweishengrendexifangjiaozhuntishengrenzhuyidaole,zhihoutabianbazheikuaishitoufangzailehuaguoshanzhishang,weizheikuaishitoubuzhileyigejiweishushidehuanjing。

yinweizheihuanjingjihao,zheikuaixianshirijiubiandanshenglelingzhi,zuihoubenglie,huaweileyizhishihou,shihouchushiyihou,taguodehenxiaosa,haidangshanglehouqundehouwang,danshisiwangzhongjiuhaishilailinle,yinweishihoushitianshengdiyangde,tabingbuzhidaosiwangshihezhongdongxi。

zhuntishengrenzheishihoujuedeshijichengshule,tabiankongzhilehouqunzhongdeyizhilaohouziduizheishihouguanshuzhangshengdesixiang,zuihouzheishihouzhongyuchushanxueyile,tayouanzhongsuanji,zheizhihouzizuizhonglaidaoletazhidingdedifang,bailetadeshanshiweishi。shibushihenshuxi?”tangsengshuodao。

sunwukongmeiyoushuohua,zhishiditouchensibuyu。

“zaizhihou,zaizheihouziyichengzhihou,tabahouziganzoule,houzihuidaohuaguoshanzhihouhaobuxiaoyaoa,danshisuanjiyijiuhaizai,shihoucishiyijingyoulexingming,jiaozuosunwukong,tayoulefali,yeyoulediwei,danshiquemeiyouyijianchengshoudebingqihebaojia。

zuihou,sunwukongshouletarendeguhuo,laidaoledonghailonggongnazoule,huozheyongqiangzougengweiheshi,taqiangzouledonghailongwangdedinghaishenzhen,haiqiaozhaleyitaobaojia,huiquzhihou,gengshimeimeidexuanyaoleyidun。

zaihoulaitabeidifugoulehun,laidaodifuyihou,sunwukongyoudanaoledifu,gouleneishengsibu,yishizhijianfengtouwuliang。”tangsengshuodao。

sunwukongtingdaozheili,youxiebuhaoyisidedixialetou。