zhongrendoujuede,chenfanzheiyanggenjinlaoshuohua,weimianyouxieguoyukuangwangle。
raner,jinlaoquebingbuzaiyi。
“chenxiansheng,laoxiubuqiunengxuedaoshenmegaoshendeyishu,zhiqiunengjiaoninyishengshifu,neiyeshilaoxiuyishengderongyao!”
wuzilideren,doubeijinlaodehua,jingdaole!
nengrangshenweiguoyishengshoudejinlao,ruciqianbei,jianzhinanyizhixin!
“罢了。”
chenfanyaoyaotou,fuqijinlao。
“niyaoshizheimexiangbaishi,jiusuiniba。”
jinlaojidongdereleiyingkuang,gonggongjingjingdejiaoleyisheng:“shifu!”
chenfanweiweidianlediantou,zouchulebingfang。
……
huidaomamadeshenbian,chenfanjimamazuoleyifan**,bangzhuhuifu。
chenfande**,henshishufu,lixiufenlianliandiantou。
“womenxiaofanzhangdale,nengzhaogumamale。”
lixiufenlaguochenfandeshou,kanleyiyanneimeijiezhi。
不由得放大了瞳孔。
“你的戒指……”
zheishi,chenfanyecaizhuyidao,neimeijiezhi,sihuyijingbuzaishijiezhi,ershiyigezhangzaishouzhishangdeyinji,heshouzhirongweiyitile!
“nibabashuodemeicuo,zhiyouni,cainengshoufuzheimeijiezhi!”
chenfanyouxiebujie,ganjinwendao:“ma,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?”
“其实……”
lixiufengangyaoshuoshenme,bingfangdemen,turanbeidakaile。
yigeyishenghuanghuangzhangzhangdepaolejinlai。
“buhaole,chenxiansheng,doudouchushile!”
tinglelairendehua,chenfangubudeqita,quansubenxiangtehubingfang。
“chenxiansheng,zheishizenmehuishia,doudouturanjiumeiyouxintiaole!”
fengruoxizhuazhechenfandeshuangshou,kuchengleleiren。
“wojiushuoba,tashigepianzi,xianzaibarenhaisile!”wangnianzhizhechenfandama。“wogennimenshuo,nimendoubuting,haizhiyiwodepanduan,xianzaizhidaosheishiduideleba?”
wangniankansiqifen,shize,gengdaizheyisiwufayanzangdedeyi。
“pianrendebaxi,yihuijiuloulemajiao。”
“wojiushuozenmekenengyouzheimeshenderen,bizheimeduozhuanjiadoulihai。”
“kuidejinlaohaibazheigepianzidangshengren。”
zhongrenyegenzhewangnian,fenfenzhizechenfan。
“shifu,zheishizenmehuishi,buyinggaia!”
jinlaoduichenfanshenxinbuyi,zhishiyouxiezheji。
“yidingshiyourendonglewodezhen!”
陈凡语气笃定。
wangnianshentizhanleyixia,yanzhuziyizhuan。
“biezaizheilijizijizhaojiekoule,haisilerenjiuyaochengren!”
chenfanbuliwangnian,kuaibuzoudaodoudoudeshenqian,bashoufangzaidoudoudeshouwanshang。
“haiyoujiu!mashangnayinzhen!”
jinlaolimarangrennalailezijibaifengyinzhen。
“rendoumeiyoushengmingtizhengle,nihaizaizheilizhemoshiti,jianzhishiqinshou!”
王年破口大骂。
“jinlao,nibunengzheimezongrongtaa!”
“啪!”
金老回手一巴掌。
“bishangnidechouzui,nisuangeshenmedongxi!”
wangnianwuzhelian,yaoyaqiechi。
“fengnvshi,jinlaobuzaihushiti,nandaoniyebuzaihuma?rendousile,haibudeanning……”
jianjinlaomingwanbuling,wangnianyoubatouzhuanxiangfengruoxi。
“啪!”
fengruoxiyibazhangyoushichouzaiwangnianlianshang。
“gun!nisilewonveryebuhuisi!”
王年傻眼了。
zhuanshenyaozou,quezhuangzaileyigeliumangmoyangderenshenshang。
cirenmingjiaosanggou,shidongchengqudeyigeliumangtouzi。
也是风若兮的亲戚。
suirannianlinggenfengruoxichabuduo,danshianbeifen,yaojiaofengruoxiyishengxiaoyi。
“啪!”
sanggouyeshiyigedazuibachouzaiwangnianlianshang。
“kannijiulaiqi,jiwozhanzheier!”
yudaosanggouzheizhongwulai,wangnianyukuwulei,zhinengguaiguaizhanzhe。
chenfanbuguanwangnian,kuaisubaichuyinzhen。
“shua、shua、shua、shua……”
yinzhenyijikuaidesudu,zhazailedoudoudequanshengegexuedao。
suiransudujikuai,danshimeiyigexuedaodelidu、shenqiandouyousuobutong。
金老目瞪口呆。
“百鬼追魂针!”
“tianna!wojinjianguoyoushengzhinian,nengkandaorucizhenfa,zhenshisierwuhan!”
所有人都屏息凝视。
等待奇迹,
亦或陈凡出丑!
shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu……
“动了!”
yizhimiqieguanzhudefengruoxi,kanjianledoudouyanqiuweiweidongleyixia,xingfendehanlechulai。
jinjiezhe,xindiantuchuxianlebodong。
“简直是奇迹!”
“圣人再世!”
“zheigeniu,wokeyichuiyibeizi!”
zhongrenbuganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie,douganjuezijikenengshifengle!
fengruoxinaguozhijin,xixindebangchenfancaqulianshangdehanzhu。
芳心大乱。
chenfantuchuyikouzhuoqi,lianshangluchuxinweidexiaorong。
“jinlao,shifenzhonghou,badiaoyinzhen,xixinzhaogu。”
“duile,zheiwuziliyoujiankong,nimenkeyizixikanyixia,daodishishei,donglewodezhen。”
chenfanzhanqishen,kanleyiyanqiangshangdeguazhong。
tayaoqujiuluoxiaoyu,shunbian,zhaohongjingyunsuanzhang!
wangniantingle,xinliyijing,qiaoqiaodexiangmenkouyiqu。
gangdakaimen,bianbeisanggouhaozhetoufanizhuailehuilai。
“made,ganhaiwobiaomei,jintianzheishier,chaqingchuzhiqian,sheitamayebiexianglikaizheigewuzi!”
wangniankanzheqiongxiongjiedesanggou,tanlexiaqu:zheixiawanle!
chenfanmeizouchuduoyuan,fengruoxibianqinzizhuilechulai。
“chenxiansheng,zheishiwomenfengxijituandezhizunhuiyuanka,wodeyidianxinyi,haiqingninwubishouxia。”
“doudouneibianwoshizaishizoubukai,wojiubujiuliule。”
shuozhe,fengruoxijichenfanshenshendejuleyigong。
陈凡笑着点点头。
“kuaiquzhaoguhaiziba。”
fengruoxizouhou,chenfankanlekanka。
baolansetoumingkashen,jingyingtitou,yikanjiuhenzungui。
buguo,chenfanyelandequduoxiang,bakafangjinledouli,zouxianglequnmoyezonghui。
……
群魔夜总会。
chenluoxiaoyuquweishengjianjianxi,hongjingyunjiangyibaoyaofen,fangdaoleluoxiaoyudejiushuili。
“yunge,zheiyaojingkedaa,nidaodeshibushiyoudianduo?”
hongjingyunpangbiandeyigepengyou,haoxintixingdao。
“duoshenme?laozijiushiyaotayiwanshangdougenlaozibutingdeyao!laoziyaowansita!”
hongjingyunlianshangmanshiyin_huidexiaorong。
buyihui,luoxiaoyuzoulehuilai。
“lai,zanmenzaiheyibei。”
hongjingyunbajiudijileluoxiaoyu。
“honggongzi,wojinwanyijinghedebushaole,zaihewanzheiyibei,wojiuyaohuiqule。”
luoxiaoyujieguojiu,qiangyanhuanxiaodeshuodao。
hongjingyunbaichushifendebushe,danshiyoushifenlijiedebiaoqing。
“xingba,neizuihouzheibei,womenlaigejiaobeijiu,zenmeyang?”
luoxiaoyusisuoleyixia,ranhoudianlediantou。
“好吧!”
yushi,liangrenjiangshoubei,raoguoduifangdeshoubei,shifenqinmide,hewanlebeizhongjiu。
buyuanchu,chenfannubukeedekanzheyanqianzheiyimu。
buyoudeshuangyanchongxue,zuanjinlequantou!