第1章

wohedingliurapperyiqibeicaifang。

jizhewenwoherappertanguolianaima,woxiaoxiao,shuo:「tanlesantian,xielesanqianshougemawo,zhenzhanya。」

tachenjingdemouziwangguolai,lengjingdishuo:「bushisantian,shiliangtian23xiaoshi58fen。」

迟野又出新歌了。

sanfenzhongdengdingbangdan,shifenzhongchongshangweiboresou。

「chiyeqiannvyou」decitiaogaogaoguazaireyi。

houmiangenzheyige「bao」zi。

zuozaiwopangbiandejingjirentangjienazheshouji,xianmudishuo:「youbaole,zheigechiyeshizairesoumaifangleba。」

tahualehuapinglun,piepiezui,shuo:「youshiyishoumaqiannvyoude,duodachouduodayuana,xielezheimeduoshougemata。」

wokanzhejingzilideziji,zhuangrongjingzhi,shensepingjing,yaoyaotou,shuo:「buzhidao。」

「suoyishuo,bieherappertanlianai。」

zheishitangjiedezuihouyijugankai。

dengwozuowanzhuangzao,nachushouji,caifaxianliuyueyeshangleresou。

tadianzanleneishougezhihoumiaoquxiao,danhaishibeiyanjiandewangyoujietule,yourenbachulaitamenyitongchuxihuodongdezhaopian。

「kankanwofaxianleshenme!chiyemalesanniandeqiannvyoujingranshita!」

「wojiushuotaliangzenmeguaiguaide,jingranshizheizhongguanxi!」

「wodeciyuanbipole!danshizhendehaohaokesheidonga!」

「dengdeng!tamenjinwanbuhaiyaotongtaima?dunyigetongtai!」

「dunyigeshijidafuhe!」

……

budebushuo,wangyoubufengzhuoyingdenengliriyijianzhang,shuodeyoubiziyouyande,jiuliantangjiedouzaichigua:「taliangbuhuizhentanguoba?」

buguo,tahenkuaijiumeixinqingchiguale。

yinweiwoheliuyuezhuangshanle。

zaizheizhongdaxingwanhuishangzhuangshan,yidinghuibeipenzichonglan。

woyongjiaozhitoudounengxiangchulai,liuyuedegongsiyidinghuimaibabaitiaoyanyawodetonggao,zaizhaobaqiangeshuijunqumawo。

啧,就很烦。

zaoxingtuanduidefuzerenyanquanhonghongde,yizhizaijiwodaoqian,shuo:「xuejie,womenyemeixiangdaoliulaoshihuituranhuanzheitaoyifu,wofashitazhiqiandingdejueduibushizheitaoyifu。」

tadoukuaikule,wokanzhebuyuanchu,liuyuexiangwotoulaidetiaoxinyanshen,yaoyaotou,shuo:「buguaini,shiwomenbugoujinshen。」