第4章 养条狗都比你忠诚

sihuaiyaochechuyimowunaiyoushiwangdebiaoqing,dangrantashiyande,“haoge,nizheimeshuoshibuxiangxinwoma?”

zhuanghaotongxinjishoudizhizheshoujishangdezhaopian:“ayao,zhaopianzheimeqingchu,nirangwozenmexiangxinni?zenmexiangxin!”

tajiaodehaodashenghaotongkuhaoshiwang,bizhenshilianderenhaizhen。

sihuaiyaotanlesheng,youheleyikoushui:“zhuanghao,zheizhaopianshipdenikanbuchulaima?”tayanpiyidongmuguangchenchendiwangxianghaiyilianbeitongdenanren,zuijiaogouchuyimojiqiao,“haishishuo,nidayikaishijiumeidasuanxiangxinwo?”

zhuanghaolianseyibian,beituruqilaidefanwengaomengle。

zuotianwanshang,buguanyoumeiyouzhuojianzaichuang,takendingshigenbiedenanrenshuile,anzhetadexingge,taxianzaixinxuyouhuangzhanghaikuijiu,zhaopianshangzheigenanrendeliankandebingbuqingxi,tajueduibuzhidaoshibushizuowandenanren,suoyijiusuanbuchengren,tayehuimenshengbuyu,buzhisuocuoshenzhikenenghuikuchulai。

danshitaxianzaiyifanchangtaidezhendingerqiehaifeichangqingmingquekendingdizhichuzheixiezhaopianjiushipde。

zheihaishitarenshideneigetianzhenyuchun,danxiaonuoruodesihuaiyaoma?

zhengzaizhuanghaoyouyideshihou,sixiaotingyehenchijing,tazhaodekeshitupianbianjilishuyishuerdehaoshou,shibangzhehenduomingxingpguoliaotianjilugongguantude,lihaidehen,sihuaiyaozenmekenengyiyanjiukanchulaishipde?

gejiehengleyisheng:“nishuopdejiushipde?zheizhaopianzheimeqingchuzenmekenengshipde?”

“jiushiyinweizhaopiantaiqingchucaishipdeya。”sihuaiyaoyanzhuyizhuan,yanjiaoyuguangrusiquetouzhehenli,“wozuotianzhudejiudianshiquanchengzuihaodewuxingjijiudian,jingranyourenjiuzheimejindaowofangjianduizhewodechuangpaizhao,jiuzheiwojiunengbajiudiangaopochan。”

tashuozheyouqinzheyiweishenzhangdexiaokanxiangsixiaoting,meilengyitiao,“nishuoshiba,xiaoting。”

kexizheimejiandandedaoli,tasileyihuinaozicaizhuanguowan。

qianshidezijishenzhendeyuchunzhiji,huogaisi!danyinweizijidechunlianleifuqinhegegerangtabeishouzhemo,napadaoxianzaitadouwufajieshouqianshigegehebabaxiangjichushi……

sixiaotingzhengzhujingkongdikanzheta,guolepiankezuijiaoyichoumuguangshanduo:“jiejie,nizheihuagenwoshuoyoushenmeyong?”

sihuaiyaoqingxiaoyisheng,gebozhouchengzaizijijiaqidedatuishangtuozhuxiaba,taweiweiyangtoumeiyanrusiqueryichanglengliechaofeng,“sixiaoting,ruguobierenwennishihuobushi,nizuihaojiuhuidashihuobushiguzuoyoueryanta,shizaiyinmanduobi。”

“ni……nizheihuashenmeyisi!”sixiaotingbeichuozhongxinshi,jile。

“meishenmeyisi,jiejiejiushizaijiaonizuoren。”sihuaiyaoshuohuaqingpiaopiaode,tingzhemeishenmeliqi,danshihualihuawaiquedouzangzhefenglidedao。

bujinsixiaotinghezhuanghao,jiuliangejieyijisizhengsihuaiqingdouyoudiankanbudongtale。

danshisihuaiyaoxianzaimeikongjieshi,yebuhuijieshi。

“sihuaiyao,xianzaishizaishuonigenbiedenanrenshangchuangdeshi!nibuyaobashiqingchedaoxiaotingshenshang!”gejienuqichongchongdihengleyisheng,“wokannicaishiguzuoyoueryanta!”

sihuaiyaolianshangrengshiguazhejiqiaodexiao,“xing,neiwomenjiujixushuozheishier。”tadunledun,muguangzaisixiaotinghezhuanghaoshenshanglaihuiyiquan,“quanchengzuihaodewuxingjijiudian,yaoshizheidiananquancuoshidoumeiyou,neiwokendinggaoaduiba;ruguojiudianmeiwenti,zheixiezhaopianjiubushidangzhewodechuangpaideershipde,nazhepdezhaopianqiaozhalesuo,zheishierjiqielie。zongshangsuoshuwulunnazhong,wodoujueding,baojing。”

tayouqiaoleyanzhuanghao,“e,duile,jianyuzhuangxianshengxiangxinwogenbiedenanrenshuiguo,weileburangzhuangxianshengchunjiedexinlingganjingdeshentidoushoudaoshanghai,womendehunyuejiucizuoba。”

wenyan,suoyourendoudouzhenjingle!

jiuliansihuaiqingyeshijingdeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile。

zhuanghaosuiranshayebushi,danshisihuaiyaocongxiaojiuaizhanzhezhuanghao,bazhuanghaodangxintoubao,renshengweiyizhixiangjiushijiajizhuanghao。

zenmejintiannengshuochuzheizhongzhenfenrenxindehua!

sihuaiqingminleminchun,xiangxiaodanshibiezhu!

zhuanghaozhenjingdetongshiyexunsuyanshizijidehuaiyi:“ayao,nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?”

“wozhidaoa,jiechuhunyue。yisijiushiwosihuaiyaoyihouhunjiasangqudouyuniwuguan,dong?”sihuaiyaoshuozhemanmanshoulianxiaoyi,chenxialianqishenduitadao,“haiyou,yihouzaijianmianbuyaojiaowoayao,wojuedeexin。”

tabianshuobiancongzhuanghaohesixiaotingdezhongjianchuanguoqu。

zhuanghaolazhutadeshoubei,“nizaishuoyibian!”

“jiechuhunyue,gunchuwodeshijie。”sihuaiyaoshuaikaitadeshou,“tingqingchulema?”

“jiuyinweiwogangcaiwenlejuweishenme?”zhuanghaodashenghoudao,“nibujieshiwozenmezhidaodeshizhenshijia!kuangqiezhaopiandaodishizhenhaishijiahaimeidinglun,sihuaiyaowokannishizuozeixinxu!”

sixiaotingneixinkuangxi,sihuaiqingshangqianjiuyaobaohumeimei,tacaishangqiankualeyibubiantingdao“pa”diyisheng,zhenjingquanchang。

beidadezhuanghaoshilehunyiyang,wanquanmengle!

sihuaiyaomeiruofurongdelianshangyourufushangleyicenghouhoudebingshuang,jihancigu:“xingzhuangde,laoniangjiudangqianershinianxialeyancaikanshangnizheizhonglandongxi,bieyiweiwobuzhidaoniwaimianyouduoshaonvren!xiangyaoqirenzhifu?yebusapaoniaozhaozhaonizijisuanshenmedongxi!”talenghengyishengyangtoudao,“zhangdeputongbenshibuda,quezeitmzixin!ershinian,yangtiaogoudoubinizhongcheng!”

yifanhuazhongyubazhuanghaolahuixianshi:“nizaihushuobadaoshenme!woshenmeshihouyouhenduonvren!”tamengranzhuazhusihuaiyaodebeibang,“ayao,nishibushizhongxiele?nizenmekenengduiwoshuochuzheimeshangrendehua!”

sihuaiyaolengxiaoshuaikaitadeshou,baiyanyifanzhuanshenwangloushangfangjianqu。

“sihuaiyao,nibiehouhui!”zhuanghaonaoxiuchengnu。

他不信!

tabuxinzuotianwanshanghaizhanzhetaaizhetaduitabaiyibaishunkoukoushengshengxiangzaodianjiehundesihuaiyaojintianturanshuaitabazhang,haiyaogentajiechuhunyue!

臭三八!

“nigenbiedenanrenshuile,haiyaoerenxiangaozhuangshiba!hao,nidengzheqiao!”zhuanghaonuqichongtian,shuailianlikai。

sihuaiyaozhanzailoutishangpieleyanxinhuanufangdesixiaoting,caiduigegedao:“ge,nishanglai,woyouhuagennishuo。”

xiongmeilianggeshanglouhou,sixiaotingjiupaochuqule,gejieyemeilanzhe,danshijintiandesihuaiyaoshizairangtamobuzhetounao。

“ninvershibushizuozeixinxu,caigenbianlegerenyiyang?”tayoukaishitiaobolijian。

sizhenghengleyiyanta,qishenlikai。

loushangfangjian,xiongmeiliangduizhezuo。

sihuaiqinghuyididingzhezijidemeimeishangxiadaliang,taxianzaicaifaxian,meimeichuandeshiheisezhangxiuxuefangchenshanyijiqifenku,zheihetayiqianhuoqingchunhuoxiaoqingxindeyizhefenggewanquanbutong。

chuleneizhanglian,jintiandesihuaiyaorangtafangfozhishenpingxingshijie。

“kangoulemeia。”sihuaiyaohetaduishibantianle,shizaishoubulebeitadingzhekan。

sihuaiqingpingrilijiushihuashaogaolengderen,yanshengengrubingzhuiyibanjianruihanleng。

pingchangdangranbuhuizheimekanta,danjintiantadebiaoxiandequefanchang,gegehuaiyiyeshizhengchangde。

danshijiexialaitayaoshuodehua,kenenghuibeitagezhijiesongdaojingshenbingyuan。

“wogenlinyinanjiehunle。”tashuodetebieqingsong,jiehunjiugenchileyidunjiachangbianfan。