第1章 碰瓷?

“qiaoxiaojie,zheibianqing。”

qiaoxijinrilaicanjiayigequanneihaoyoudehunli,nvjiedaiyiluyinlingzheta,tagangzuoxia,taiqimoushibujingyijiugenyigenanrenduishangleyan。

nvhaiyishuangdanfengyanbijiaoxizhang,qianqiandeshuangyanpineigouwaiqiao,yanweiziranxiangwaiyanshen。

suibushishuilinglingdedayanjing,queshijuyoudongfangmeideshenyun,kanrenshiyouyizhongqinglengzhigan。

shendangkanzhetayanlineiyimoyiwai,meishaoweiweishangyang。

tazhenggerenyonglanyoumanbujingxinde,congguzilitouchujinguideqixi,changkaidelingkoukejianxinggansuogu,yifuwanshibugongdeguigongziyang。

neiranzhedandanfeisedetaohuamousishihensuiyidipieletayiyanjiulanyangyangdiyikaileshixian。

neishikanyigewuguanjinyaoderendemuguang。

qiaoximeixiangdaonengzaizheiliyudaoshendang,tamenyouliangnianmeijianle。

liangnianqiantamenzailiangjiarendecuohezhixiachelezhengzhihoubianfendaoyangbiao。

liangnianjianhaowujiaoji,shangyelianyin,mingcunshiwang。

qiaoxijinquanjiupingjiezishendemeimaojingdonglezhenggeyulequan,tamingqitishengdekuai,beiwangyouhequanneirenzanyuweidingji“shenyannvshen。”

zaiyulequan,zuibuquedejiushimeinv,erxiangqiaoxizheiyangdemeiren,haizhenmeirennenggentaduida。

zhenzhenjiushilaotianyezhuizheshangfanchi。

zuozaishendangshenpangdenanrenyanjingheranyiliang:“shishenyannvshen,dangge,yaobuyaoqiuzhangqianming?”

yigelanlansansandeshengyinpiaoguolai:“burenshi,shishei。”

tadizhemei,xingzhiquequedeyangzi。

shendangsuiyideyuqirangnanrenyeleyiye:“nibushizhunbeijinjunyulequan,doubulejieyixiade?”

qiaonvshendouburenshi,shibushinanren?

沈荡:“嗯。”

单调而敷衍的字眼。

tamenshuohuashengyadedi,qiaoxiduoduoshaoshaohaishitingdaoleyixie。

duifangdangtashimoshengren,tayemeibiyaoshangganzhetieshangqu。

jintianlaidequanneirenbushao,haiyouyixiejizhepengyou。

qiaoxiyingfuzheyixielaigentahezhaodebinke,liandouyaoxiaojiangle,yidunfanyeshichidesuoranwuwei。

hunyantingneikongqiyouxiemen,qiaoxizhengzhunbeizouren。

“qiaolaoshi,wonengzuozaizheilima?”qingnianconghoufangzoulai,zaiqiaoxipangbiandekongyizuoxia。

lairenshitahezuodenanyiren。

qiaoxidianlexiatou:“suiyi,woqutangxishoujian。”

qiaoxinashangchanelshoubaolikai,congxishoujianchulaishi,zhuliganghaojitafaxiaoxi,taditouhuifu,jianbangbuxiaoxingenrenzhuangdaoleyikuai。

“不好意思。”

qiaoxitaitou,duishangshendangneiyizhangjunmeiwuchoudelian,xiayishijiuzhouqilemei,yijuhuachadianpokouerchu。

nanrenbochungouzhe,sixiaofeixiao:“pengci?”

神他妈的碰瓷。

qiaoximeimuqingleng,yipaidanding:“pengci?shenxianshengshenshangshiyoushenmedongxinengjiwopengdema?”

好不要脸。

“nihaixiangpeng?”shendangqingzeleyisheng,lianshangdewanweisuizhishouqi,shishirandidiujitalianggezi,shengertinglengmode:“zuomeng。”

qiaoxikanzheshendangdebeiyingfanleyigebaiyan。

zheirenshizaianzhitamendehunyinshitaqiaojiapengcidelaideni。

qiaoxihuileyanhuitinggenxinniangzigaobie,chulaishijingzhizouxiangdianti,diantijijiangguanshang,talianmanganlexiaxing。

diantilimianzhanzhelianggenanren。

qiaoxitaimou,kandaoqizhongyidaorenying,danyanliumeisicufeicu。

怎么又跟他碰上了?