“xianzaidenannv，zhenhuiwan！”
yijiawuxingjijiudiandezongtongtaofangmenqian，wufengkanzheshoushangdewanju，xiangrufeifei……
“wufengawufeng，renjiahuibuhuiwan，guannipishi？”
taqingqingpaidaleyixiazijidelianjia，“youhusiluanxiangdeshijian，duosongjijianwaimaibuhaoma？xiaolanhaizaijia，dengzhenizaodianxiabanhuiqupeitani！”
shuowan，wufengjiutaishouzhunbeiqiaomen。
“吱嘎！”
只是……
haibudengtayongli，fangmenjiudakaileyitiaofeng。
门，没锁！
“aiya，nibiezheiyang！wojintianlaizhaoni，shiyaozhaonishuozhengshide！”
wufenglengshendegongfu，fangjiannei，chuanchuleyishengnvzidejiaochen。
“zhengshi？niwoerren，gongfuwushan，tongfuyunyu，bianshizuidadezhengshi！”
nanziyinxiaodao：“xiaolannifangxin，woxiadanlenizuixihuandewanju，dengxiajiuhuisongdao！”
touguomenfeng，wufengxiayishidexiangfangjianneikanqu。
dunshi，tadeshentibianjiangyingzaileyuandi！
zuozaichuangshangyishanbuzheng、duishenqiannanziyujuhaiyingdenvren，zhengshitadeweihunqi，weixiaolan！
erduiweixiaolanshangxiaqishoudenanren，wufengyerenshi。
tajiaoluokai，shiyimingfuerdai，yeshiweixiaolandeqiannanyou！
“ni……nixiandengdeng！”
weixiaolanyibatuikaileluokai，zhenshengshuodao：“wohuaiyunle！”
“huaiyunle？neigeqiong**sidezhonger？”
luokaishenseyizheng，“hahaha！”
luokaiyibiandangxiaozhe，yibianxiangweixiaolanpuleguoqu。
“哎！你别动！”
weixiaolanjimangshuodao：“woduzilidehaizi，shinide！”
“嗯？”
weixiaolandehua，jiuxiangshiyipenlengshui，shunjianjiaomieleluokaidemanqiang**！
“你什么意思？”
luokaideyuqibinglenglexialai，yilianjingtidekanzheweixiaolanwendao：“nigaibuhuishixiang……rangwoduinifuzeba？”
“ni？fuze？zenmefuze？quwoguomenma？”
weixiaolanmeihaoqidefanlegebaiyan，“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nidehunyindashi，nibazaojiujinianpaihaole！duifangshilingshijituandedaxiaojie，dinghunyishi，jiuzaimingtian！”
“yuanlainidouzhidaolea……”
luokaishanxiaozhenaolenaotou。
“yaobu……wochuqian，niqubataidaleba！”
“datai？nijuranjiaowoqudatai？nigemeiliangxinde，zhidaodataiduotongma？”
weixiaolandeqingxuyouxiejidong，“laoniangyaoshiyuanyidatai，haiyongdezhegenwufengneigewonangfeitanlianai？”
“你的意思是……”
luokaihuangrandawu，“bahaizishengxialai，rangwufengneigefeiwuyang？”
huayingangluo，tademeitou，jiuyouzhouleqilai。
“keneigewufengyebushishazi，yaoshidenghaizishengxialai，tafaxianhaizigentayidiandoubuxiang，buhuiqiyixinma？”
“zheijiushiwojintianyuenijianmiandeyuanyin！”
weixiaolanmeiyanrusi，“akai，dengnijiehunhou，zanmenjixubaochiqingrenguanxiba！nibushizuitaoyanqinredeshihoudaineigedongxima？yihounigenwozaiyiqi，doubuyongdai！”
“啊？”
罗凯一脸不解。
baochiqingrenguanxi，daoshimeishenme。
budaineigedongxi，tagengshijushuangshouzancheng！
buyongfuze，zijizhiguanshuangjiukeyi！
这……
岂有不答应的道理？
danshi，jixubaochiqingrenguanxi，gendaxiaowufengneigefeiwudeyixin，youshenmeguanxi？
“nishizhenshahaishizhuangsha？”
sishikanchuleluokaideyihuo，weixiaolandandankaikoudao：“ruguonishiwufeng，nifaxianlianggehaizidouzhangdegennimeiyourenhexiangsizhichu，nihaihuihuaiyihaizibushizijiqinshengdema？”
“对啊！”
luokaimengdiyipaidatui，“xiaolan，wozhenxiangqiekainidenaodaikankan，kankannidenaodaijiujingshizenmezhangde！niweishenmenengzheimecongming！”
“讨厌！”
weixiaolanyouyuandeyuqizhongjiazazhejifentiaodou，“nizhihaoqirenjianaozizhangshenmeyang？”
jianzhuang，luokaijiuxiangshiyitouelang，yanzhonglikeranqilelvyouyoudeguangmang！
“xiaolangtizi，wolaile！”
tadihouyisheng，fanshenpuleshangqu。
zheiyici，weixiaolanmeiyoushanduo，ershizainanrenerbianxiaoshengdingzhudao：“akai，nidongzuoqingdian……renjiaduzili，haihuaizhenidehaizini！”
“放心，我懂。”
luokaiyibaboxialeweixiaolandeshangyi，guaixiaozhewendao：“nishuo，wufengxianzaizaiganma？”
“kendingzaimangzhesongwaimaibei！”
weixiaolanpielepiezui，“neigechou**si，hainengganma？haipeiganma？”
tashuozheihuashi，lianshangmanshixianqi。
sihu，jiulian“wufeng”zheigemingzi，doubuxieshuochukou！
“akai，chunxiaoyikezhiqianjin，nikuailaiba！bietineigelingrenexindefeiwule！”
“哈哈！好！”
……
fangmenwai，wufengzhiganjuefangfoyouyuanzidanzainaozhongbaozhaleyiban，wengwengzuoxiang！
tashuangquanjinwo，zhenggerendeshenqudouyinfennuerjuliezhandou！
zitagenweixiaolanquedinglianaiguanxiyilai，tameirimeiyedegongzuo，zhuandaodeqian，quanshushangjiao，zhiweirangzijidenvpengyou，guoshangyishiwuyoudeshenghuo！
keshi，weixiaolanshizenmezuode？
jizijidailelvmaozibushuo，haixiangyaoyibeizibazijimengzaiguli，jiluokaineige**yanghaizi？
她当自己是什么？
舔狗？
还是接盘侠？
weixiaolanaweixiaolan，nizheimezuo，duideqiwoma？
“砰！”
wufengzaiyerenbulele，yijiaochuaikaifangjiandamen，zoulejinqu。
fangmenjuxiang，bachuangshangzuozhezuiyuanshiyundongdenannvheleyitiao！
“啊！”
weixiaolanjingshengjianjiao，lianmangcheguobeizi，gaizhu**dejiaoqu。
“wufeng，nitingwoshuo，shiqingbushinikandaodeneiyang！wo……”
“你给我闭嘴！”
weixiaolangangyaokaikoujieshi，jiubeiwufengnushengdaduan。
“zheijiushinigenwoshuode，niaiwo？”
wufengjiangshouzhongdechengrenyongpinrengzailedishang，“jiwodailvmaozi，haixiangpianwojinihenideqingfuyanghaizi？”
“haoba！jirannidoutingdaole，wojiubumannile。”
weixiaolanliangshouyitan，“congshizhizhong，wodoumeiyouaiguoni，wozhisuoyihenizaiyiqi，jiushiyinweiwohuaileakaidehaizi，xiangyaozhaonijiepan，jincieryi！”
爱？
别开玩笑了！
jiusuanquanshijiedenanrendousiguangle，tayebuhuiaishangyigemeiqianmeibeijingdechou**si！
“woshuonizheigefeiwuzenmezhaodaozheililaile，yuanlai，shijibenshaosongwaimaidingdanlaile？”
heweixiaolanbutong，luokaidemuguang，shizhongdingzhebeiwufengdailaidechengrenwanju。
“xingle，dongxifangxia，nikeyigunle！fangxin，wohexiaolanzhishiwanwan，dengwoshuanggoule，zaibatahaijini！”
wenyan，wufengyanzhongdenuhuojiyupenboerchu！
“dengwoshuanggoule，zaibatahaijini？”
shiwen，nagenanren，nenggourenshoucidengqichidaru？
“wufeng，nihailengzheganshenme？ganjingunquzhuanqian！woduzilidehaizi，haidengzheyongnidegongziyanghuoni！”
weixiaolanfanlegebaiyan，meihaoqideshuodao。
renjialuokaikeshijiachanwanguandefuerdai，zaizheizuochengshizhong，yesuanshiyihaorenwu，erniwufeng，zhishiyigesongwaimaidechou**si！
renjiayijingdafacibei，mingquebiaotaibuhuihengdaoduoaile，nihaixiangzenmeyang？
zhenjiushijilianbuyaolianbei？
“呼！”
吴峰深呼了一口气。
tahenxiangzaileyanqianzheiduijianfu**，kelizhiquegaosuta，buneng！
juliguidingdeshijian，haiyoujigexiaoshi。
zijifanbushangweilezheimeyigelangxingoufeidenvren，polejie！
“weixiaolan，suanwoxialeyan，caihuikanshangni！congjinwanghou，zanmenzaimeiyoubandianguage，wozhunimennvbiaozipeigou，tianzhangdijiu！”