“ng……”nanrencongbiqiangzhizhongfajizhiyouhuodemenhengsheng，“biezheiyang、zuowanhaimeimanzunime？”
guwanyangwenyanlianjiahongleqilai，yandidaizheyihuodetaiqitou。
jigezaoxingshiganghaocongyushizouchulai，tamenyandidaizheyimuxiaodekanzhexiaobeiyanheguwanyang。
guwanyang：“？……！”
狗男人！
“guaia，yihuiyaochumenni。”xiaobeiyanyandidaizhechongnidemolemoguwanyangdefasi，“bierehuo，youwanglezuowankuzheqiu……”
“xiaobeiyan！”guwanyanghongzheliantaishouwuzhulexiaobeiyandebochun。
zheimeduorenzaini，tajiuzheiyanghaobubihuideshuozheixiehua？！
gounanrengounanrengounanren！
guwanyangyijingzaixindimaletababaihuile！
xiaobeiyanyandidaizhetiaoxindekanzheguwanyang，chunjiaodexiaoyiyeyuefafangsi。
“niyaobuyaolian？！”guwanyangyadileshengxiankanzhexiaobeiyanwen。
“nixiangyaowodelian、neijiujini。”xiaobeiyanshuozhedixiatou，yongzijidelianjiapengshangleguwanyangdechun。
“qinwanle，guaiguaiquhuanyifuba。”xiaobeiyandeshouzhangjiuzaiyiqidehounaochuroulerou，yanshenwenrousishui。“biesajiao，sajiaowoyebunengbangnichuan。”
顾晚漾：“！！！”
zheigounanrendegouzuiyoudezhima？！
di24zhang baisexiaodiaodai，zhenchunqinga？
“jianxiaole。”xiaobeiyanshuozhetaiqishixiankanxiangleyuanchudejigezaoxingshi。“womenxinhun，wolaoponanmianhuizhanwoxie。”
“理解理解~”
zhannidayedesanjiumadeeryiniangdewushenshen！！！
guwanyangzaixindizhuakuang，shouyijingshendaolexiaobeiyandeyaoshenzhishixiangqiale。
“ze，momeiwanle？”xiaobeiyanwozhuleguwanyangdeshouzhang，“nengbunengguai？”
guwanyangyandidaizheshizuweiqudekanzhexiaobeiyan。
死狗！
“heng！！”guwanyangzhendewanbuguota，zhishiqidekuaibulikaiᵂᵂᶻᴸ。
xiaobeiyankanzheguwanyangdebeiying，taiqizijideshouzhifangzaileguwanyangzuichunganggangpengguodedifang。
cishi，zhouxiuyuanbaozhewenjianjiazoulejinlai。
“xiaozong，ganggangguchenzhoudaledianhuaguolai。”
xiaobeiyanwenyanzoudaoshafaqianzuolexialai，yonggujiefenmingdeshouzhangwozhulezhuangyouniunaidetoumingbolibei。
“buji。”xiaobeiyanshengyinzhizhongzaoyijingmeiyoulegangcaiduiguwanyangdeneifenwenrou，“xianliangzheta。”
“haiyou，shaofurenyijingbabangresoule。”zhouxiuyuanshuozhejiangshoujijilexiaobeiyan，“diyitiaojiuguanyushinimenshanhunde。”
“pinglunquli……”zhouxiuyuanchiyileyixiashuo，“nidefensimensihubutongyinijiehun。”
xiaobeiyanwozheniunaibeizideshouzhiyouguilvdediandongzhe，mouseanchenlexiexu。
“congmeiyourennengzuowodezhu。”nanrendeyuqizhijiemeiyourenhejupa，“renyunyiyunbale，woguantamentongbutongyi？”
tadeshengshenfumudouzuobuletadezhu，gengbietitadeneixiefensile。
xiaobeiyanbushizhiyouyanyuanzheiyigezhiye，qietayebingfeishishenmeaidou，tanlianaihejiehundoushitazijideziyou。
没人能管得了他。
“duile，furentamingtianhuiguo。”zhouxiuyuanturanxiangqileshenmebiankaikoushuo，“woxiawujiedaoletadedianhua。”
“huilaile？”xiaobeiyandeyuqibingmeiyoushenmeqifu。
“shide，shuoshiyaoqinzijianerxifu。”zhouxiuyuandiantouhuidazhe。
“zhidaole。”xiaobeiyanduicizhishidianleyixiatou，erhoufangxialeniunaibei，shixiansaoguoneizhangyinxingka。“batajiworengchuqu。”
tianzhidao，xiaobeiyangangcaizhendeyiweiguwanyangjitaqianyaobao/yangta……zheidaoshitawangjile，neinvrenyixiangmeishenmeqingqukeyan！
“zheizhangka……buhaokanma？”zhouxiuyuanyandidaizheyihuodewen。
xiaobeiyanmilemimouzi，shixianhaidingjingzaineizhangyinxingkashang，suihoujiangzhijiazaixiuzhangdeshouzhizhijian。
moudilianyidangyang，xiaobeiyandechunjiaobuyoudeshangyangleyixia。
……
zhidaoyigexiaoshihou，zaoxingshicaibangnihuahaolezhuang。
guwanyangcongyizishangqishenzoudaolequanshenjingqian，yuzhiliaodongmosedezhangfa，tashenshangdanjusedelifuqunyesuizhipiaoyi。
“yaoshenzheili，sihushiyouxieda。”zaoxingshipeixiaozheshuo，“shaofurendeyaotaixile，haishixuyaogaiyixiade。”
guwanyangwenyanbiankanxianglezijideyaoshen，tayanshendaizhilexiexu，naohaizhizhongfuxianmenglinanrenyizhangwotayaodehuamian。
——“jiejiedeyao……huibuhuibeiwononghuai？”
xiangdaozhei，guwanyangbianjuedezijiyouxiexiongmen。
jiyili，tazhendeconglaidoumeiyouzuoguoneimeqingxidemeng！！erqie，yemeiyouzuoguozheimelugude！
“nimenxianhuiquba，wobangshaofurengaiyixiayaoshen。”zaoxingshihuitoushuoleyiju，erhoubianlakaileguwanyangbeihoudelalian。
“haode。”qiyujirendianlediantouzhihoubianlikaile。
guwanyangbeizaoxingshidehualahuilesixu，tahuxidoujiculejifen。
“shaofuren，ninzenmele？”
“wo……kouke。”guwanyangqingxiaoyishenghuida。“xianghegeshui。”
“a，haode！”zaoxingshidianlediantou，“woqubangnindaoshui。”
“wozijilaijiuhao！”guwanyangzhuanshenshuo，“nibushiyaozhaodongxima？”
“shide。”zaoxingshidiantou，“neininxianxiuxiyixia，woquzhaogongju~”
“hao~”guwanyanghuidazhihoubiankuaisuzoudaobataidaoleyibeishui，tatingzhefangmenyikaiyiguandeshengyin，fuzheetoubishangleyanmou。
xiaobeiyantuikailefangmenzoujinleyimaojian，ziguzidejiekailelingdai，taiqishixianrumudebianshinvrenbaixidebeibu。
guwanyangbenjiuxianshou，neibaixidebeibuzhishangchuanzhebaisexidainei/yi，jianyueyoudaizhebiefanyouhuo。
guwanyangdebei，shizaimeili。
xiaobeiyanyebingmeiyoukezhizijideyanshen，tachengrenzijixialiu。
“lengqiyouxieliang，keyixianbangwonongyixialalianma？”guwanyangbingmeiyouzhengkaimouzi，shengyinyelanyangyangde。
她以为是造型师。
xiaobeiyanwenyanshouzhidunleyixia，chiyilejimiaozhihoutaiqijiaobushangqian。
pixieluozaidibanzhishangdeshengyin，budabuxiao。
nanrenxiuzhangqieweiliangdeshouzhiluozailetabeibudebaisexidaizhishang，tingliulejimiao。
xiaobeiyanyanjiexiachui，weichendemouserangtayazhizheyandijijiangbengfadeqingyu。
拉链，拉的缓慢。
xiuzhangdeshouzhi，chumodaoleguwanyangdemeibeizhishang。
nanrendeshouzhi，shidaizhebojianqiebingliangde。
zheirangguwanyangmengdezhengkaileshuangmou。
zheichugan，guwanyangzaishuxibuguo……mengjingzhizhong，taquanshendoushirede，xiongjishi，shoubeishi……jiuliandiluozaitasuoguchudehandiyedaizheduyoudewendu。
zhiyouneizaitashenshangyouzouji、qiazhetayaojitawuxianhanzhandeshouzhang，shiweiliangde。
reliehebingleng，lianggejiduan！
是、萧北宴！
xiangdaozhei，guwanyangkuaisuzhuanguoshen，nanrendemouseanchen，yandidaizhewuxianyuwangheshenqing。
“nizenmezaizhei？！”guwanyangdeshouzhangxiayishidewuzhulezijidebeibu，suirantazhidaoyijingbeixiaobeiyanneiyilanwuyuguole。
“wodeyimaojian、woweishenmebunengzai？”xiaobeiyandunjuekougan，suoyizhijienaguoleguwanyangshenhoutagangheguodeshuiyiyinerjin。
nanrenweiliangdeshouzhangqingniezheguwanyangdexiahexian。
“bieshuozheiyimaojianle、jiulianniyeshiwode。”nanrendechunxiahaicanliuzheshuidi，tahuanhuankaojinjiangneidishuicengdaoleguwanyangerduoshang。“baisexiaodiaodaime，zhenchunqinga？”
“xiaobeiyan！”guwanyanglianjiayihong，shenshoubiantuikaileta。“jiuzhidaotoutoukannvren，nishiliumangma？”
她总说他流氓。
zheigeshijieshang，yezhiyouguwanyangyouzigematazheiyijuliumang。
xiaobeiyancongweiduirenheyigenvrenzheibanwuliguo。
“shenshishijibiedenvrende、”xiaobeiyankanzheguwanyangdeyanjing，pixiaozheshuo，“duiniwobuliumang，nandaoyaoshuojuamituofowobujinnvse？”
di25zhang wozheirenhuabuduo，gengxihuanzuo
guwanyangtingzhexiaobeiyanzheishifenlisuodangrandehua，yixiangkouchilinglidetajingranbuzhidaoyinggaizenmefanboxiaobeiyandehua！
nvrendelianjiazhujianfatang，taneikanqilaishifenjinglingdemouzicishiyeranshanglejifenbukeyanshuodejiaonu。
“zenme、haixiu？”jiantabushuohua，xiaobeiyanbiangengjiafangsidekaojinta，shengyinyeshifenchenmei。
“youmeiyourenshuoguo、”guwanyangqingyaobeichikanzhezijimianqianzhangxiangyijuedenanren。“nidezuibazhendehenqianda？！”
tawucongfanbo，bianzhinengzheiyanglaiwenxiaobeiyan。
guwanyangganshuo，shangyigeganzaitamianqianshualiumangdenanrenshijinguoyiyuande，erqieyoulecishengbujufengxian！
zhishizheigexiaobeiyan……tadehuajiuzaiwuxingzhijianbatabianchenglegengjia“rulangsihu”deneigeren。
zheizhishiguwanyanggenbenmeiyoufanbodeyuli，gengbuganxiangchulibiedenanrenneiyanglaichulita！
“biedenanrenhenishuozheixie，wonengrangtashengburusi、”xiaobeiyannianjiqingqingjiukeyibachangkuangzheilianggezizhanxiandelinlijinzhi，wulunrenhefangmian。
“danwobuyiyang，womenshiyouzhengde，helihefa。”
tashuodemeicuo，tamenshihefafuqi！
guwanyangshenhuxi，jiuzheiyangkanzhexiaobeiyanneidaizhexiexupiqidexiaoyan。mianduixiaobeiyanzheiyangdexiaopihai，taruoshizongzheiyangbeidudeshuobuchulaihua，jiuzhendeshule！
jimiaozhihou，guwanyangneimingjingdeyuemouzhishangdaizhelejifenwumeidexiaoyi，yuzhishaoweitaiqizhihoupanfushanglenanrenjieshidexiongtang。
xiaobeiyanshixianxiachui，takanzheguwanyangneiwuguanjingzhiderongyan，huxidoubipingchangjiculejifen，zheishihenrongyijiubeirenchajuede。
suoyiguwanyangjiushinaniezhulexiaobeiyanzheishenglishangxiaoxiaodebianhua。
nanrendewuguanpianliti，yanzhishangmeiyousijiaoshizhenggeyulequangongrende，jiulianguwanyangzheizhongtiaotideyanguangdoumeishenmehuakeshuo。
tazhishijuede，zheiyangwanmeiyanzhideyizhanglian，zuihaokandedangshuneiyishuangjirouheyoufenglidemouzi。
ruxiarineiwennuanyouyaoyandejiaoyang，rudongrilinlieyoucigudehanfeng。
xianzai，xiaobeiyanjiuyongzheiyishuangyanjingkanzheguwanyang。
tadeshouzhi，shizaipiaoliang。
neiruwanyandexiliuyiban，zaitadebaichenshanshangzhanzhuan，zhifujiechuzheneibaiseniukou，yike、liangke……haiyoudisanke。
nvrendedongzuohenmanhenman，taneidaizheduyouwenduzhifuyouyixiameiyixiadechupengzhexiaobeiyansuoguchudejifu，wangxia，shineijieshidexiongji。
guwanyangzhendexianshaojiandaoyigenanrenkeyiyongyouzheimebaixidepifu。zhengyinweixiaobeiyandepifupianbai，suoyitajingjiandewenhenshineimedeqingxi！
xiaobeiyanneiyousuidemouzizhizhongyingzhaozheguwanyangzheidaizheshizuyuweidedongzuo。
jiuzhikaileneisankeniukou，neichenshanzhixiadewanmeishencairuoyinruoxian。
guwanyangdeshouzhiluozainanrendexiahexianchu，wenredezhifuhuanhuanxiahua……
xiaobeiyanneixinggandehoujiegundongleyixia，taneiyousuidemosemouzilishanguolebieyangdeqingxu。
“shia……hefayouzhengde。”nvrendeshengyinconglaiconglaidoumeiyouzheimejiaomeiguo，zheishixiaobeiyandiyicitingdao。“neizheimeshuo，woduinizuoshenmedoushiyinggaidele~”
guwanyanghualiyouhua，ertakouzhongde“zuoshenmedoushiyinggaide”，hanyikexiangerzhi。
zheigenvren，bingbushineizhongdanmorushui，kanqilaichuchukeliandeneizhongmei。tadaizhejingzhizhuangrongdewuguan，meideyufamingyandongren。
“shuoshuokan，nixiangzuoshenme。”taneidichencixing、zhanglishizudehuajiuzheiyangchuanruleguwanyangdeerzhong。
guwanyangyongdaizheyinhuiyisideyanshenkanzhexiaobeiyan。
tadezhifucongxiaobeiyanshenshangnuokai，erhoutiaoguozijishenshangdebaisexidai，guwanyangguyijiangshentiqianqing，kaodexiaobeiyanjinlexiexu。
xiaobeiyandeshixianjiuluozaiguwanyangderongyanzhishang，tademousebiwangchangandan，shoubeiqingjinbaoqi。
yiqian、tazhiyouzaoyuzhengfazuoshicaihuiyouzheizhongmoyang。
guwanyangxianxideshoubeitaiqi，huanzhulexiaobeiyandebojingkanzhetadeyanmou。
nvrendeshouzhi，tiaozhexiaobeiyandexiahexian，shengyinlidaizhezhuquan！
“wodehuabuduo、yixianggengxihuanzuo……”guwanyangdehongchunyizhangyihe，chunjiaodoumanyanzhedeyi！
xiaobeiyantaiqishixian，qiatayaodeshouzhangshoujin。
“ang……”nvrendeshengyin，rucijiaomeiruchunfeng！