第1章 变成男人

“滴滴滴……”

“滴滴滴……”

fangjiannei,yiweizongseshunfa,zhangxiangyingjundenanrenhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing。

sizhouhuanjinghunan,zhiyoutachuangbianshangnaozhonglingxiangqideshoujipingmusanfaliangguang。

tanaqishouji,shoujishangpingmuxianshideshijianyijingshiyejianbadianzhong,tadunshizuozhishenzi。

“a?wodingdenaozhongbushiwanshangqidianma?”

“wanlewanle,chidaole。”

tafangxiashouji,huangzhangcongchuangshangzhanqi,shentiturantingdunzaichuangbian。

“呃……?”

“woshiganmaole?shengyinzenmebiandezheimechen?”

tazaiciwanyaomoxunchuangshangdeshouji,naqishoujidakaipingmu,jieguojingyadefaxianzheipingmudefengmianyutayuanxiansuoshedingdebuyiyang。

taduocichangshishurumima,quemeiyouyigeshizhengquede。

“嘶……”

“见鬼了?”

talengzaiyuandi,molemohounaoshao,duimuqiandezhuangkuanggandaomihu。

haozaishoujishoudiantongbuyongjiesuoyenengchufa,yushitadakaishoudiantong,zhouweidehuanjingqingxibushao。

“a?wohaizaizuomengma?”

nanrennaozicikegandaogengjiakunhuo,zhouweidehuanjingtashiyidianyinxiangdoumeiyou,haiyiweizijishizaimengzhong。

yushitanielenielianjia:“a!zheibushimeng?”

“什么情况!”

tajinghudajiao,duimuqiandezhuangkuangwuconglejie。

xianzai,zhuzaizheijunanrenqutilimiandeshiyiweinvren。

tajiaoluoxue,shijshideshimin,shiyijiagongchangputonggongren。

luoxueyuanbenbadianshangyeban,yincizaibaitianzhongwudingleyewanqidiandenaozhong,xianzaixinglaituranfaxianzijichuyuyigemoshenghuanjing,lingtagandaoyihuoqiehaipa。

tadiaozhengshoujijiaodu,yongshoujishangdeshoudiantongsaoshizhouwei,kandaoyigedengguanganniu,yushimaibuzoushangqian,dakaidengguang,fangjianneibuyimuleran。

“hu……zheilihaohaokan。”

yibeizimeiyoujianguozheimepiaoliangfangjiandeta,kaishidaochuluanzou,daliangfangjianneidejiajubaishe。

dangtazoudaoyimianjingzishi,kandaojingzizhongdeziji,zhenggerenxiangjianleguiyiyangzhenjingdetiaoleqilai。

“啊啊啊……”

“男人!”

“男人?”

“wozenmechengzheifuyangzile?”

luoxuebuganxiangxin,tashenzicoujinjingziqian,yongshounielianpang,ranhouyouliaoyibianzijideduanfa。

“eihei,zhangdehaitinghaokan。”

“huashuo,zheichugan,zhendebushimeng?”

turan,tashoubeichuanlaiweiruodezhendong,tanaqishoujiyikan,youyitongdianhuadaleguolai。

“苏玉?”

kandaoshangmiandemingzi,luoxueyanzhuzidiliuliuzhuandong,xinxiangyaobuyaojiezheitongdianhua。

ruoshijietongle,jiukeyishunbianlejiemuqiandezhuangkuang。

zheizhongguiyideshi,tahaizhishizaixiaoshuolijiandaoguo,nacengxiangzijizhendeyouyitianbianchenglingyigeren。

tazhandouzheyoushou,huanhuanshengqi,dianjishoujipingmushangdejietonganniu。

“nihao,wodaonijiamenkoule,fangbianqujujuma?womenliaoliaohezuodeshi。”

呃?合作?

luoxueyitouwushui,zijixianzaidoumeiyouzheijushentidejiyi,mianduiduifangdeyanyu,taxiandeyouxiebuzhisuocuo。

“wandan……meiyouzheijushentidejiyi,woyaozenmegenbierenjieshi?”

“拒绝吗?”

“kanlaizhinengzheiyangle。”

luoxueshenxiyikouqi,jiangshoujimaikefengcoudaozuibian。

“e……neige……buhaoyisila,wojintianyoudianbutaishufu,nenggairizaiyuema?”

“keyishikeyi,buguowoyijingbaoxiayijiacantingle,langfeidiaohenkexide。”

“a?zheiyangma,neidenghui,woxianzailai。”

shuowan,luoxuelikejiangdianhuaguaduan,kaozaiqiangbiandakouhuqi。

“zenmeban?jujuerenjiayijinghenbuhaoyisile,guanjianrenjiahaibaoxiacanting,yaoshirangrenjiapofei,jueduishuyuhenshilidexingwei。”

“kewodeshenfenhaibuqingchushisheiya?zheiyangchuquyidinghuibaolushenfende。”

“buxing,woyaoqukanxiazheijushentidezhurenyoushenmexinxi。”

shuowan,tacongcongmangmangzaifangjianxunzhaoyouguanzheijushentidexiansuo。

tazuoguyoukan,kandaoyizhangshuzhuo,yushikuaisumaibuxiangqian。

saoshiyiquanzhuomian,naqiyibenyoubijimedebenzi,dakaibenzi,limiandeneirongzhengshijintiandejihua。

“苏玉……”

taxunsuguomuyibianbenzishangdeneirong,zhaodaolesuyudeshenfen。

suyu,shiyijiajinrongjituanzongcaidenver,shenfenzungui,erqiehaiyouzijideguanggaokaifagongsi。

qianxietian,zheijushentidezhurenyusuyugoutonghaohezuoxiangmu,jintianzhengshiliangrenjianmiandeshihou。

“合作项目?”

luoxueyihuobujie,hezuoxiangmushangmianyemeiyoujieshaoya,shinaxie?

“是那个吗?”

takandaozhuozishanghaiyouyibenjingzhidebenzi,benzichengheise,shangmianyoujinsehuabiandiaoke。

gangyidakai,shangmiandeneironglingtajingxiwanfen。

“rijiben?zheiniantouhaiyourenxieriji?”

“buguohaoya,youlezheige,zheijushentizhiqiandezhurenshenfenjiunenggaoqingchule。”

tamuguangshunzhediyiyeneirongwangxiakan,dezhilegaishentidezhurenmingjiaoqinye。

“嗡嗡嗡……”

luoxuefangzaizhuozishangdeshoujizaicizhendong,piankelingshengxiangqi。

luoxuefangdirijiben,xunsuyongyanjingmiaoleliangyan。

kandaoshoujipingmushangsuoxianshidexinxi,jiuyishidaozijidongzuodejiakuaidianle。

tanaqishouji,jietongdianhua:“dengdengdeng……dengxiaha,womashanghao。”

“哦哦,好的。”

lingyibianjiangdianhuaguadiao,luoxuelijipaoquyijupangbianchuandaiyifu。

“bierenshenfenneimegao,woyeyinggaichuanzhengshidiancaidui。”

kedengtadakaiyiju,limiandeyifugeshigeyang,suirantabuqingchushishenmepinpai,buguowulunshicaizhihaishijiagezheixieyifudoubitajianguodeyaogaoduogedangci。

“buxingle,dekuaidian,bierenhaizaidengni。”

tazuoyouyaohuangnaodai,shitulingzijidebodongdeqingxupingjingxialai。

xianzaishouyaodemubiao,shichuanhaoyifugensuyuquwaimiantanshengyi。

luoxuexuanleyitaojiancaidetidexizhuang,dongzuohenkuaidebaxizhuangchuanhao。

zhishi,zaijingzimianqianzhenglixiongkoulingdaishiquefanlenan。

yinweita,genbenmeiyoudaguolingdai。

“suanle,xianchuqugentajianmianzaidalingdai。”

junluoxuenaqishouji,tuikaifangmen,tachuanguozoulang,laidaojintou,yanqiandeyimulingtadailidangchang。

“zheizheizhei……zheiwuzitaipiaoliangleba。”

yingrutayanliande,shiyijianchongmanhaomenzhuangshideshineikongjian。

tazhanzaierlou,tiaowangxiafangyilouchangjing,dulijiuba、yishuhualang、mingliangdiaodeng、zhenpishafadengjiajuhezhuangshi,wuyiburangtagandaoshenshendezhenhan。