第1章 流氓圣僧

“qujing?hehe,qugechuizidejing。”

yigeheshangzuijiaofachulebuxiedeshengyin,yishenjiasha,zhangdehenshi**,renherenyikanzheijiushiyigededaogaoseng。

zhishidehulvetaxianzaidedongzuode,tadunzailubianlashini,zuilihaidiaozheyigenyan,mizheyanjing,tunyuntuwude,yilianxiangshou,pangbianhaiyouyipibaimashuanzaileshushang。

取经?

白马?

tadeshenfenhuzhiyuchule,meicuo,damingdingdingdegaosengtangsanzang。

zhishitangsanzanggangzouchudatangbianjie,yudaoyizhidanaofu,danaofuwuaoyisheng,jiujitahesile。

而他叫唐羽。

wuqiaobuqiaodetachuanyueleguolai,yuanbentayeshiyigexiyoumi,gezhongguanyuxiyoudexiaoshuokandehenduo,zaijiatangzaichuangshangchuizhekongdiao,chizhebingqilinzhengkanxiaoshuoni,keshikandaotangsanzangtamenchenglefo,erxiyoubuguoshiyichangpianju,yichangfodaozhengqiyundeshouduan,qidetapokoudama,shoujidoushuaile。

ketameizhuyishoujihailianjiezhechongdianqini,buzhidaozazhengde,loudianle,zhijiejitaganguolaile。

dengtazaixinglai,faxianzijiyijingbianchengletangsanzang。

shundaiyigegoubxitong,xuyaocongfodaoshouzhonglailveduoqiyun,congerlaiduihuangezhonghaodongxi。

zheigexitongkeshiyigebaobei,gezhonglingdanmiaoyao,fabaogongfa。shenzhibaokuohongmengziqidouyou,zheikeshiguanyuchengshengdehaodongxiya。

dangran,xianzaizhishixiangyixiang,yinweitaxianzaiqiong,genbenmeiyouneimeduoqiyunzhi。

buguoxitonghaishihenrenxinghuade,jiletayigexinshoudalibao,yejiushiyiwanqiyunzhi,gujishihaipataesi。

tashoulideyanjiushiyongwubaiqiyunzhiduihuande,zheirenchuanyueguolaile,yanyingenzheyeguolaile。

bayantoudiuzaiyipang,taxinlizhoumaleqilai,goubishijie,lianweishengzhidoumeiyou。qishitakeyicongxitongduihuan,danshiyikanjiagehaishiladaoba,zheiduanshijianduihuanyan,yixiechide,tadeqianyijingshengbuduole。

jianqilelianggexiaogunzi,yaozheya,duizhe**yidunchuliu。

tanlekouqi,mianqianfuxianchulexitongdejiemian。

“宿主:唐羽。”

“修为:……”

“qiyunzhi:wuqiansan。”

“法宝:……”

“法器:……”

haishitaiqiongle,kanzheneimeduodehaodongximaibuqi。

nengkandaogezhonggeyangdehaodongxi,quebunengyongyou,zheishihentongkude。

xianzaizhuajinzhuanquqiyunzhicaishiwangdao。

qianfangbuyuanchu,yizuogaosongruyundedashanyingruyanlian,zaishanshanghaiyouzheyigefotie。

kongpazheijiushiwuzhishanle,tadedatudisunwukongjiuxiamianyazhe,dengzhetaquyingjiu。

zhishitashenshangbeifuzheyigelveduoqiyundexitong。

yingjiu?ladaoba,dagenihaishizaixiamianyazheba。

tangyudiaoleyigetou,zhunbeiraoguoqu。

……

kandaotangyujingrandiaotouzoule,fuzekanshousunwukongdewufangjiedidoumengbile,zheishizahuishi?zenmediaotouleni。

sunwukongdalaoyuanjiukandaolequjingrenle,pusagaosuta,huiyouqujingrenyuciluguo,jiutachushan。bingqiehairangtahusongtayiluxixing。keshizheirenpaole,nandaozijihaidezaixiamianyazhema?

“shifu,shifu……”sunwukongjiaojidedajiaoleqilai。

yuanbenwufangjiedihaiyouxiedanxinni,kandaohouzizijidajiaoleqilai,tamenyejiufangxinle,zheiyangdeshengyinbuxintangsanzangtingbudao。

keshixiyoudeluzaoyijinganpaihaole,zenmehuifashengzheiyangdeshiqingni。zheirangtamendoumengbileqilai。

guanyusunwukongdejiaosheng,tangyuziranshitingdaole,buguotajiazhuangmeimeitingdao,liantoudoumeihui,haicuicuzhebaimajiakuaisudu。

“叮。”

“suzhubingweijiejiusunwukong,congercongfomenlveduoshaoxuqiyun。”

“jiangli:shiwanqiyunzhi。”

“ling:zheishisuzhushouciwanchengrenwu,jianglirenxianxiuweikayizhang,tishi:shiyongkeyibumairurenxiandejingjie。”

tangyumeizizidexiaoleqilai,tiancai,zijijiushiyigetiancaiya,xiangbudaozheimejiandanjingranjiuzhuanqushiwanqiyunzhi,haiyouyizhangrenxianxiuweika,haodongxi,haodongxiya。

buguo,zhuaneryixiang,tayejiumingbaileguolai。

sunwukongshifomenanpai,qujinglushangbukequeshaodeyigehou。

甚至说是重中之重!

yuanbenyinggaishiyouzijiyingjiude,zheitadiaotoujiuzou,gaibianleyuanbendexiyoudashi,congeryeyingxiangdaolefomendeqiyun。

suoyishuyuyinchayangcuozhixia,wanchenglerenwu。

“shengseng,shengseng。”yigezhuzheguaigundelaotouchuxianzaileyanqian,lanzhuletadequlu。

kanzheta,tangyusihumingbaileshenme。kendingshifomenneixiebieduzigaodeshiqing。

zheishikanzijimeiquyingjiusunwukong,paiyigerenguolai,rangzijiquyingjiu。

“nishishei?gansha?”tangyushengyingdeshuodao;“haiyou,nichou**sha?laojiahuo,zaichouwoxueni。”tashuozhehaiwojinleshoulideshanzhang,sihuzhenzhunbeiyishanzhanglunguoqu。

“e……”tudizhenggerendoumengbile,zheitangsanzangshuohuazazheimeshehuini,yidianyebuxiangshiyigededaogaosengya。

sunwukongkantangsanzangzoule,pobujidaiderangtudizhuileguolai。deganjinbatajiejiuchuquya,takebuxiangzaiwuzhishanxiajixuyazhele,haoburongyikandaodexiwangzenmenengfangqini。

“zheigeshengseng。”tudikekebabadeshuodao:“cidinaishiwuzhishan……”

“wozhidao,niyoushimeishi,meishigunduzi。”tangyuzhijiedaduanletadehua,wohaibuzhidaoshiwuzhishan,jiushiyinweishiwuzhishan,wocaixuanzeraoluni。buguoxianzaikanzheigeqingkuang,zijisihushiraobuguoqule。

bijingxiyou,shitamenanpaihaodeluxian,jiujiubashiyinan,shaoyinandoubuxing。

ersunwukongzhubajiedengren,haishixiyoudezhongyaorenwu,zheitabahouzirengzaizhei,diaotoujiuzou,mingxianshibukenengde。

tudibeiyedeyouxieshangbulaiqi,zheitangsanzangzayidianyebuxiangshiyigechujiarenni,buguozhiyaozijibatadaihuiqu,biedeshiqinghetayemeiyouguanxile。

“zheigeshengseng,cidiwuzhishan,zaishanxiayazheyigeshihou,cihoushentongguangda,naishiwubainianqiandanaotiangongdeqitiandasheng,youyufanletiantiao,beirulaifozuyazaishanxia,yijingyouwubainianle。”

“shengsengciquxitian,lutuyaoyuan,yilujiannanxianzu,pusashiyijiangcihoushouweitudi,youtayiluhusongnixixing。”

tudiyikouqibashiqingshuolechulai,haishuoshipusashouyide,xiangbizheitangsanzangkendingdehuiqu。keshitangsanzangyidongmeidong,jiuzheimekanzheta。

“shengsengyinhekanzhexiaolaoer?”