第1章 .我要跟笑笑结婚

“yi,neibushinijianeigegongzigema?”

musejiuba,linyaopailepaiwenxiaodegebo,wen。

wenxiaopiantoukanleyiyan,manbujingxindi“ng”leyisheng,yanshengenzheneibianderenhuanhuanyidong。

“tapangbiansheia?haogaohaoshuai!”

旁边?

wenxiaotuosai,mizheyankanzhenanrenruilidemeiyan,qingpiaopiaodishuo:“jiangaotaxiaojiujiu,huomingchuan。”

“**,taxiaojiujiuzheimenianqing?!”linyaojingle,danyezhishipianke,jiuhuiguoshenlai,xingfendiwendao:“neinigenxiaojiujiushuma?tajiehunmeiyou?zheimeshuai,shenbiandenvrenyinggaibushaoba?”

wenxiaolanyangyangdiyaoleyaotou,“buzhidaoe。”

“niyoutalianxifangshima?nimenshuma?nizhuzaijiangaojiali,yinggaigentahenshuba?”

“bushu。”wenxiaoniezhexiguanjiaonongzhebeizhongdejiu,maoeryiyangdeyanjingzhalezha,chiredeyanshenjinjinsuozainanrendeshenshang,zhidaotamendaolegeanjingdekazuozuoxia,caishouhuilemuguang。

“找我来什么事?”

huomingchuanjiekaixizhuangniukou,suiyidikaozuozaishafashang,sangyindichendiwen。

jiangaoxiaoxixidikaoleguolai,“jiujiu,haojiujiu,bangwogemangbei?”

nanrenchuixiayanjiesaoletayiyan,qingxiaolesheng:“youchuanghuole?”

“bushibushi。”jiangaoyaotou,yilianqipandekanzheta,“jiujiu,niqugenwomashuoshuo,rangwogenxiaoxiaojiehunbei!”

huomingchuanhuangzhejiubeideshouweiweiyidun,bochunruoyousiwudiyiwan,“wenxiao?”

jiangaomangbudiedidiantou:“dui,jiushiwenxiao!”

huomingchuanyanjieweiweichuizhe,yandiyoushuobuqingdaobumingdeqingxuzaiyongdong,tafangxiajiubei,dingdingdikanzhemianqianzheigejidongdexiaonanhai。

“tayoushenmezhidenixihuande?”

“youa!tapiaoliang!shencaihao,youzhongqingchungenkuangyebingcundemei!biwomajieshaodeneixieqianjindaxiaojiedezhengronglianhaokanduole。”

huomingchuanqingxiaolesheng,“tashencaiyiban,taishou。”

“nayou?”jiangaozheikejiubuyile,“jiujiu,wogennishuo,zaixuexiaoli,buzhidaoduoshaorenchuixiantademeimaoni,woyaoshizaibuxiashou,jiutaneizhunaozi,zhibudingbeibierenjiguaipaole。”

nanrenchuimouminleyikouguozhi,lianshangdaizheruoyousiwudexiao:“shuobuding,zaojiubeiguaipaole。”

“bukeneng,wowenlexiaoxiao,tashuozijidanshen,meinanren。jiujiu,bangbangmangma!”

jiangaohenghengjijidijiukaishisaqijiaolai,xianggezhangbudadehaizi。

huomingchuandingdingdikanletajimiao,suihouchuimoukanleyiyanwanbiao,qishenjiuyaozou。

“zijigennimashuoqu。”

“biebiebie,jiujiu,jiuxiaoxiaoneigeshenfenbeijing,womameibatadanggeyongrenjiuchabuduole,shikendingbuhuidayingwomenjiehunde,jiujiujiujiujiujiu……”

beijiangaochandejin,huomingchuanchujiubadeshihou,toudouyouxietengle。

tachelechejingjiandelingdai,gangdakaikulinandechemenzuoshangjiashizuo,fujiashidemenjiukaile。

wenxiaoqingqiaoditiaoshangleche,waizhetoucoudaolehuomingchuanmianqian。

“wanshanghaoya,qinaida。”

tadeyanjinghenliang,fangfoshanzheguang,xiaodeshihou,luchuleliangkexiaohuya。

huomingchuantingxialexianquandaidedongzuo,piantoukanzheta。

tajintianchuanleyijianheiseniuziwaitao,limianzhidalegediaodai,kuziduandedaoledatuigen,baixidepifuzaihunandecheneishanzheyouguang,gourendehen。

“nihaojiumeizhaowole,henmangma?”

jiannanrenzhigougoudidingzheziji,wenxiaodexiaoronggengshenlexie。

huomingchuan“ng”leyisheng,“mang。”

“xiangwolemeiyou?”wenxiaoyouwen。

dengleyihuiernanrenmeidahua,tayouziguzidishuo:“zhidaonibuxiang,danshiwokexiangnile。”

huomingchuanhoujianyichuyishengdixiao,xishanganquandai,qidonglechezi。

wenxiaoguaiqiaodizaizuoweishangzuohao,dayanjingzhigougoudikanzhezhengzairenzhenkaichedehuomingchuan,yanshennianhuhudicongtadejunlianhuanhuanlveguo,luodaotagujiefenmingdedashoushang,youyoulihuiletalianshang。

“zheizhoulundaowoqingsheyouchifanle。”wenxiaohuayingangluo,nanrenjiujiangshoujijielesuo,diudaoletadedatuishang。

“自己转。”

wenxiaominchunxiaolexiao,naqitadeshouji,dakaileweixin,yanshenmanyouyoudizaitadeliaotianjiemiansaoleyiyan,faxianchulegongzuoqun,haishigongzuoqun。

没劲。

tazhaodaoleyigemeiyoubeizhumeiyouwangmingliantouxiangdoumeiyoudeduihuakuangdiankai,taishouzhuanlewuqiankuaiqianguoqu,zhuanwanlezhihou,tahuaixiaodao:“wobawodebeizhugaichengxiaobaobeile。”

nanrensaoleyiyanhoushijing,lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,haoxiangyebingmeiyoudasuanxunchita,tadunshikaixinle,bashoujijitahailehuiqu。

“xuexiaokeyezhongma?”huomingchuanpingwendikaizheche,wen。

“buzhong,zuijinmangzhexielunwen,dan,xiaoshiyizhuang。”

wenxiaoruanshengruanyudishuozhe,kaishijitahuibaoqitazuijinchuguozhihoutadegezhongsuojiansuowen,huomingchuanananjingjingditing,ouerngliangshenghuiyingta。

napajiushizheiyang,wenxiaoyejuedekaixindefangfoyaopiaoqilaile。

“duile,woyouyaonadaoquanejiangxuejinle,zaishenpile。”wenxiaoxingfendizhuazhutadegebo,“dengwonadaole,wodiyishijian,qingnichifan!”

“jiangxuejinnengyouduoshaoqian。”huomingchuanpiantoukanzheyoubiandehoushijing,haokandemeiyanluozaiwenxiaodeyanli,zhuaxinnaogandejidong。

“qiansuiranhaimeiyounijiwodeduo,danshi,sheibuxihuanqianni?erqiewohenxuyaoqian。”

huomingchuandiandiantou,zhengyaohuiying,shoujijiuxiangleqilai,takanleyiyanlaixian,shuqiyigenshouzhishiyiwenxiaojinsheng,caijieleqilai。

“嗯?回来了。”

shengyindichen,youdaizhewenxiaocongweiyongyouguodewenrou。

“woxianzai?”takandoumeikanwenxiaoyiyan,jiudao:“bumang,nizainali?xing,wolaijieni,dengwo。”

gualedianhua,huomingchuanzhijiedalezhuanxiangdeng,bachezitingzailelubian。

wenxiaodexiaorongyouxiejiang,danhaishiguaiqiaodijiekaileanquandai,“niyaozoulema?neikeyirangwoqinyikouma?”

“jintiandexiangshuiweiwobuxihuan。”huomingchuandandandikanzheta,taishouqianzhutadexiahe,jiangtadexiaolianlajinlexie,“xiacizairangwokandaonichuanchengzheiyangqumuseneizhongdifang,daduannidetui。”

wenxiaoheiheiyixiao,“juranbeinifaxianle。haole,wozhidaole,xiaciyidingbule。”

nanrenzheicaimanyididiandiantou,wenrededashoufulefutadebojing,caifangtaxiache。

congcheshangxialai,tahaimeizhanwen,yizhenyinqinghongmingxiangqi,liujitade,yijingzhishengcheweidengle。