003 打一辈子光棍

songfangtaomizhushang,bataoluoxiganjing,calecashoucongzaowuzouchulai,“aiyaniang,woshuoninxiaotinghuierba,bujiuyiliangchengdeshier,nihaibainalerenjiayigenzhudachangni!taduanniyiliang,ganghaobulitoule。”

songfangshisongfusongmuliangkouzidelaolainv,bisongweizheigesangezuzuxiaoleyilun,yuwenwantongnian,gangmanshiwu。

songpozihenglesheng,“wogesanchawujiumaitajiarou,songwogenzhudachangzale。”

songyuanbaodunzaiyipang,bozhecongdilishunlaidecandou,“nainishibushichumenwangkanhuanglile?”

“kebuzhengshi!nanguaiwojinergezheimedaomei。”

songpozimixin,chumengangejiqucunligekuairouchuangemendoudetiqiankanhuangli。

tingdaosongyuanbaodeshengyin,songpozicaifaxiandasunziyijingxiaxue。“yuanbaohuilaile?”

songpozibarourengjisongfang,zixiwangweidoushangcalecashou,guolaiyaobaosunzi。

qisuidegetou,shuodabuda,shuoxiaoyebuxiao。

songyuanbaoyijingxiguanbeitanaixinganrouditengzhe,youtabaozuozaidengzishang。

“nidieni,zameijianzheren?”songpozilouzhebaobeisunzi,saoshileyiquanyuanli,meikandaosongwei。

“huiwule。”songyuanbaobowancandou,baqiaowangdishangyisa,henkuaiyinlaijizhijizhengxiangzhuoshi。

songweizheijiniansuiranmeiquxueshu,queyemeixiadiganhuo,tapingrilibangxianchengzuidadeshupuchaoshu,ouerjirenzuopizhu。

wanfanhou,songpozizaizaowulishoushiwankuai,songweijinqushaoshui,zhunbeijierzixizao。

songpozichenjidao:“sanlang,bushiwozheidangniangdeshuoni,nianhoujiuershibaderenle,zahaibuxiangxianghunshi?”

songweinazhemupiaowangguolitianshuidedongzuoyidun,“wotianshengdaomeiming,zaojiubushishenmemimi,shuochuqunageguniangganjia?”

youbuleyiju,“zaishuo,jiusuanzhenyouguniangyuanyijia,yuanbaoyebuyidingxihuan。”

zaisongyuanbaoderenzhili,tashengmuzaowang,songweiyaoshichengqin,dengtongyuxuxian,songweizheigedangdiede,ziranyaozhaoguerzideganshou。

“neijiuzhaogetaxihuande。”songpozishuo:“nizongbunengweiletadayibeiziguanggun。”

元宝喜欢的?

songweixiangdaoleshenme,xinxuweidong。

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wenwanqilegedazao,luoletangbingzhulemaodou,haixixindiyongwaguanzhuangleshui,gangbeishangbeilouzhunbeichumen,yiguqiangliebuandeyugancubujifangdijiuchuxian。

tayugandao,songsanlangjinrihuihesongyuanbaoyiqiqucunkoudedahuaishuxiadengta,zhihoubeiwangquezizhuangdao,wangquezibataliangdangchengjian/fu/yin/fu,duisongsanlangdadachushou。

温婉:“……”

zhenbuzhidaoshisongsanlangdemeiyunzhaoshangleta,haishitadaileilesongsanlang。

wenwanxianglexiang,juedingbuqule,fangxiabeiloubabaohaodetangbinghemaodounachulai,zijizuozaiwulichi。

“wei,chidushishiyaobianshazide!”

tuchuangyikeyuanliuliudenaodaitanjinlai。

wenwanbashoulidemaodoufangzhuoshang,wangzheta。

songyuanbaozhidaotaxiangwenshenme,heiheiliangsheng,“woshifanqiangjinlaide,fanzhengnimenjiayemeiren。”

wenfuxiatian,zhoushiniangjiaqinqibanmanyueyan,yizaojiudaizhewenshunquchijiule,wenjiazheihuierchulewenwan,haizhenmeibieren。

huangshenjian,songyuanbaoyijingcongchuangkoupalejinlai,shunshouzhualeyibazhuoshangdemaodou,bianbobianshuo:“wogangcaidailewodiequdahuaishuxia,xiangrangtajiaoni,jieguonimeiqu,zenmezhe,buxiangxuezila?”

wenwanmeibanfagensongyuanbaojieshizijiqubuchengdeyuanyin。

xiaojiahuozuolehaobantian,zuihouwangdoulichuailebamaodou,buwanglaogebingzi,ranhouzhuaizhewenwanwangwaizou。

wenwanxiangzhe,douzheihuierle,wangquezijiusuanhuijingguodahuaishuxia,yezaogaizouyuan。

wenwangenzaisongyuanbaoshenhou,chaocunkoufangxiangqu,gangzoudaoguaijiaochu,jiujianqiantoubuyuanchuyougechuanzhecubumianyilalilatadenanren,zouluyidianyidiande。

“neibushizhoujiacundewangquezima?”songyuanbaoyishuangyanjingdiliuliuzaiwangquezidebeishangdazhuan。

wenwanpabeineirentingjian,mangyibawuzhusongyuanbaodezui,shunshijiangtatuodaocaoduozihoumianduozhe。

songyuanbaozhaidiaowenwandeshou,tanchuxiaonaodaiqukan,“wangquezibeiliuguafulajinqule。”

wenwanbuxin,xiaoxindishenzheboziwangwaiyiqiao,guoranjianwangquezibeirenbantuobanzhuai,haidiaolezhixiezaimenwai,buduohuier,yizhishoushenchulai,baxienazou,neishizhinvrendeshou,shoudezhurenshishei,xianeryijian。

wenwan:“……”nanguaiyuganjiaguoquhuibeizhemo,wangqueziguoranbushishenmehaodongxi。

taxinsiyizhuan,lazhesongyuanbaodexiaoshoujiuwangliuguafujiadeyuanqiangbianpao。

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wangquezijinriheledianjiu,yuanbenshiannabuzhuxiangtiqianlaikankantaneiruhuasiyudeweihunqiwenwande,sheiliaogangzoudaoliuguafujiamenwai,jiubeiliuguafushiledalituozhuaijinqu。

kanqingchuzhuaizijiderenshiliuguafu,wangquezidunshihedejiuxingdaban,yibashuaikailiuguafu,“ganshawanyiernini?dabaitiandenibawowangwulila,beirenkanjianzaban?”

“nigemeiliangxinaiqiandaode,neitianwanshangzaibeiwolihaishuodengguolenianquwojinmen,huitounijiuzhaomeirenquwenjiashuoqin,yaoqugeyaba,hezhenishiweilepawodekangcaishuoneixiehaotinghualaihongwode?”

wangquezipataneidasangmenyihuierbacunlirenzhaolai,mangshenshoulouzhuliuguafudeyao,shunshiqialeyiba,haoshenghaoqidilianhongdaipian,“xinganerzheihuazashuode,womaita,neishizhunbeijinidangyatoushihuanni!”

liuguafuxiechouzheta,“wodoutingrenshuole,nizhunbeijiermushuitianwuliangyinzizuocaili,najiayatouzheimezhiqiande?”

wangquezilouzhuliuguafu,wangtalianshangxiangleyikou。

liuguafubeinanrensanliangxianongdelailejinger,bantuibanjiu,jiaochendao:“houjisha,youbushibujini,xianquwuli,yihuierrangrenqiaojianle。”

dengwangqueziheliuguafujinwu,banleshitoudianjiaodewenwanhesongyuanbaoerrencaigancongyuanqiangwaitaiqinaodai。

“wangquezizhenbushigedongxi。zheizhongrenkebunengjia,fouzenidechiyibeizideyakui。”songyuanbaopazaiqiangtouzongjie。

wenwanmeitingtataotao,dalegeshouyu。

songyuanbaohenkuaicongzijidoulimolegehuozhezidijita。

wenwanjieguo,youjixudashouyu,songyuanbaokandong,xiaodenianhuainianhuaide,mingxianjushuangshouzanchengwenwandezhengrenxingwei。

zhunbeihaoyihou,wenwandakaihuozheziqingqingyichui,likeqilehuoyan,tawangxiayireng,gankudedaocaomashangzhehuoqinongyan。

liangrenqiqitiaoxiadianjiaoshi。

songyuanbaochezhesangzidahan,“zhehuola,kuailaijiuhuoa!”

cunminmenzhikandaoliuguafujiayuanzilimaozhenongyan,mangtitongdashuiyaowanglichong。

zhengzaibanshierdewangqueziheliuguafuwendaolehuoyanwei,wangquezirengxialiuguafu,biantikuzibianwangwaipao,zheicaigangchuwu,liuguafujiayuanmenjiubeiqianlaijiuhuodecunminmenzhuangkai。

haizaixikuyaodaidewangquezi:“……”

yishanbuzhenggenzhepaochulaideliuguafu:“……”

tizheshuitongdezhongcunmin:“……!”

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