第二章:一日成仙

naohaizhizhongturanxiangqidetishisheng,jisunwukongheleyitiao。

什么玩意儿?

顺其自然系统?

zheishijihuolejinshouzhia!

qiyuxiaohouzijianzhuang,lianshangfenfenluchuyihuodebiaoqing,kanzhesunwukong。

“dawang,ninzheishizenmele?”

“meishi,wozhishiyoudianleile,nimendoutuixiaba,woyaoxiuxile。”sunwukongbaibaishou,dafazouleshenbiandezheiyiqunhouzi。

dengdaozheiqunhouzilikaihou,sunwukongdeyishipobujidaidejinrudaolenaohaizhizhong,tapoqiedexiangzhidao,zijibangdingdezheigeshenmeshunqiziranxitong,daodishigeshenmegui,niubaibuniubai。

zaichengweisunwukongzhiqian,takanguobushaoxiaoshuo,danfannenggoubangdingxitongdezhujiao,houlaiwuyiliwai,gegedouyifeichongtianle,shenbianmeinvwushu。

【顺其自然系统】

【宿主:孙悟空】

【血脉:灵明石猴】

【境界:灵猴】

【神通:无】

【功法:无】

【法宝:无】

【renwu:(dianjizhankai)】

【shangcheng:(dianjizhankai)】

kanleyanxitongmianbanzhihou,sunwukongyouxiemengbi,meiyougaodongzheigesuoweideshunqiziranxitongdaodishigeshawanyi,yushidiankailerenwuliebiao。

【zhuxianrenwu:chengweixiulianzhe,jiangliziranzhi+1000】

【richangrenwu:anshichigousancan,jiangliziranzhi+100】

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【richangrenwu:duanlianbangexiaoshi,jiangliziranzhi+100】

【richangrenwu:zhunshishangcesuo,jiangliziranzhi+100】

【richangrenwu:.....】

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【ding,gongxisuzhuwanchengrichangrenwuzhunshishangcesuo,jiangliziranzhi+100】

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【ding,gongxisuzhuwanchengrichangrenwu......】

......

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【danyao】、【gongfa】、【fabao】、【shentong】

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youcikejianfabaodezhongyaoxing。

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聚气丹

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xiaoguoshikeyidafuduzengjiafuyongzhetineidezhenyuan。

就它了!

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nihaibieshuo,zhenbukuishidanyaoa!

味道好极了!

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炼精化气!

炼气化神!

炼神返虚!

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轰!

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砰的一声脆响。

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人仙!

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