第3章

jianzhuang,laofurenminminchun,yebuhaozaishuoshenme。

xiaoyiqingjianmudedacheng,chunjiaoweigou:“jiranzheilimeiyoushenmeshi,wobianxianhuiqule。”

shuowan,touyemeihuidijiuhuilewenxige。

fanzhengzhangjiaquandoubuzaitashoushangle,fushangdeshiqingbianbuyongtazaicaoxin,xianzaitayaohuiquhaohaoxiuxixiuxi。

zicongjiaguolaixuejia,tajiumeiyouyitianyouxianzizaide。

tadaoyaokankan,fulicongcimeiletabangfudeyinliang,tamenzenmejixurangzheigejiaguoxiaqu。

zheiyixiagengshiqidelaofurenchadianyikouqimeishanglai,zhizhexiaoyiqingdebeiying,shouzhizhidazhan:

“fanlefanle!zhenshifanletale!”laofurenlingyizhishoujidewushangxiongkou。

cuishijianzhuang,lianmangpaoleshangqu,yibianjilaofurenshunqi,yibiandeyidao:

“niang,tayihouchizaohuihouhuide,ninxianxiaoxiaoqi,bieyinweitazheiyishinaopiqiredezijishenzibushufu。

dengtahouhuile,daoshihoubuhaidelainiangzheiqingzuibushi?”

cuishizheijuhuashuodaolelaofurendexinkanshangle,tadexinqingyixiazitongchanglebushao,kancuishiyejuedeshunyanduole:“haishinishuohuatitie。”

yixiangdaoxiaoyiqing,talenghengyisheng:

“tajiushiyihouhouhuilelaiqingzui,woyedejitahaohaoliliguiju。

xiangxiazhangdadejiushishangbuletaimian!xianqianbiaoxianhaibucuo,xianzaizhuangbuxiaqule。”

cuishixindidexiaoyigengshenle:“niangninshuodeyoudaoli,ninfangxin,xifuyidinghuibajialishangshangxiaxiadoudadianhaode。”

jianxiaoyiqingzheimekuaihuilai,ziyunlianmangjiangchufanggangaohaodeyanwojitaduanleguoqu:

“**,ninzheiciguoqu,laofurentamenmeiyouweinanninba?”

suiranlaofurenmingmianshangduitajia**henhao,kezheishijianyoujigefuqinaolemaodunhainengxiangzhexifude?

xiaoyiqingdalegehaqian,yonglandizuozaileyizishang,shouzhiyixiaxiaqingkezhuomian:

“laofurenjiaowotiliangyixiaxuexiuzhu。”shuodaozheili,tademouguangandanlexiaqu,baixijiaonendeshouyezuanqileyigequantou:

“体谅个屁!

wobahouyuandezhangjiaquanhaijiledasao,nidaihuierjiubawoxianqianpaiqubangmangguanshidemamajiaohuilai,jirandasaoxiangyao,neijiurangtazijichuliba。”

zheiliangnianfushangzhisuoyinengyunzhuandezheimehao,haishiyinweitayongzijideyinqianheshouxiaderenzaijialidadian。

benlaiyiweinengdedaozhenxin,danshiwanwanmeixiangdaozheiyijiarenfeidanbudongzhientubao,fanerhaijiangtadefuchudangzuolisuodangran!

那她也不做冤大头。

tamen**dexiangfa,ziyunjiusuanshizaiyuben,rujinyeshimenqingle,yonglididiandiantoujiuwangwaipao,gangpaodaomenkou,xiaoyiqingyouxiangdaoleshenme:

“ziyun,niquzhaojiangmamabazhangbenqulai。”

“是。”

tachadianwangle,zheiliangnianyongzaifushangdeqian,youbushaoshijiechuqude。

jiranyaoheli,neineixieqianyegaishouhuilaile。

fushangguanshierdemamajibendoushixiaoyiqingderen,zuotiandeshiqingdouzhidaodeyiqingerchu,yitingxiaoyiqingjiaotamenhuiqu,haobuchiyidijiushoushidongxibanhuilewenxige。

neixieposhitamenyaobushikanzai**defenshang,tamenhailandeganni!

zheijiangjunfuderenyigegebaizheyifuchouzuilian,xiantamenshicongxiangxiadailaidediurenxianyan。

简直是可笑极了。

tamengenzheshoushihaohou,genzheziyunxianqujianlexiaoyiqing。

jiangmamakandaoxiaoyiqingdediyiyan,renbuzhutanlekouqi,xintengdao:

“**,zheiliangnianzhenshikulenile,ningengangxiashanneihuierbi,qingshoulebushao。”

ganshoudaolejiangmamadeguanxin,xiaoyiqingxinzhongnuanhuhude:

“liangniankanqingyigeren,haozaiyemeishenmetaidasunshi。”

wumamalianliandiantou:“dui,**ninfangxin,womenyizhidoushininderen。

zheijiangjunfuzhenbushigedongxi。”tarenbuzhumamalielie:“ninshenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeweiqua?”

qingsuiyizhishigebuaishuohuadexingzi,zhangdejunqiao,meiyanjiandaizheyimoyingqi,yikaikoubianshiyuchujingren:

“**,ruoshinixinzhongbukuai,kanbuguanneiduigounannv,nubikeyibatamendoushale。”

huayingangluo,xiaoyiqingjiuzaitadenaomenshangqiaoleyixia,kuxiaobude:

“laijingchengliangnianledougaibudiaonidongbudongshuosharendemaobing。

xuexiuzhuzaichayeshichaotingguanyuan,gonglidesandenghuwei,nashinishuoshajiunengshalede?”

tadeshouchengzaixiabashang,yishuangqingchedexingyanzhabazhaba:

“buguoyihoutaderizidagaiyebuhuihaoguole。”

guobuqiran,lingyibian,dasaocuishizhengpansuanzheyinliang,jijialidexiaobeizuoruqiudeyishang。

yipansuan,jitaheleyidatiao。

zhiqiantazhangjiadeshihou,yongdebuguoshijiageyibandejinduan,kezicongxiaoyiqingzhangjiahou,jiquanjiadouhuanshanglejiagegaoangdeshujin。

zhongsuozhouzhi,youjianrusheyi,yousherujiannan。

tayaoshiganhuanhuilaiyuanxiandejinduan,kongpaanzhaolaofurendexingzi,yaojiangtahenhenshuluoyifanle。

ketaganggangbazhangjiaquanjiyaohuilai,yebunengzheigejieguyanshanghouzhelianpiquzhaoxiaoyiqingjieqiana!

tayaoyaoya,haishijiangshujinjitianzailedanzishang,gangyixiehao,chunlanjiucongwaibianjicongcongdipaolejinlai,shangqibujiexiaqidao:

“furen,furen,erfangderennazhezhangbenzhaolaile!”

cuishibenlaijiuxinfan,yatouyoumaoshoumaojiaodipaojinlai,tayinuzhixiachaoqishoutoudexiazijiuzazaileneiyahuannaodaishang:

“zheimejiganshenme?qianmiannidiesilehaishininiangsile?songgezhangbeneryi,zhenshiyidianguijudoumeile。”

erfangjiletazhangjiaquan,benlaijiugaicharenbazhangbensonglai。

yahuannaodaiyizhenjutong,weiqudao:“tamennazhezhangbenshilaitaozhaide,jiangmamashuoxianqianningenerfurenjielewubailiangyinzi,rujindaoqixianle。”

ciyanyichu,cuishichadianyikouqimeishanglai。

tayagenmeixiangdaoxiaoyiqingzheimexiaodujichang,laigentayaozheigeqian:“zheicaiganggangbazhangjiaquanshouhuilai,zheigexiao**jiulaizhaowoyaoqian!zheibushichengxinbuxiangrangwohaome?!”

chunlanxiaoxinyiyiwendao:“neifuren,yaobuyaorangtamenjinlai?”

“fangjinlai。”cuishihuanlejikouqi,yaoyaqiechidao。

tayaoshibatamenjiganchuqu,daoshihouzheishierbeichuanchuqu,tadelianmianjiuchedimeile。

jiangmamajinlaihoumeiyouhetahanxuan,xinglelibiandandaozhirujianghuajishuolechulai:“furen,ninqiannianjielewomenjiafurenwubailiangyinzi,rujinyijingguoleqixianliugeyue,anlilaishuoyingdangshoushilianglixi,wojiafurennianzaishiyijiarendefenshang,zhiyaoninxianqianjiezoudewubailiang。”

erfurenyitingzheihua,gangxiangshuozaikuanxianyiduanshiridehua,jiangmamajiujianghuajidushangle:

“zheiqianwojiafurenqunianjiuxiangheninyaole,danshikanzaininyangyulianggehaizi,bianzanshimeiti,buguojinniandashaoyeyeyouleyiguanbanzhi,ninderizixianglaiyehaoqilaile。”

jiangmamadouzheimeshuole,tahainengzenmeban?!

erfurenqiangrenzhexintoudenuyiheyuanhen,luchuyigenankanqieniuqudebiaoqing:“hao,wozheijiuququqian。”

taruoshibujiangqianjinachuqu,kongparihouyaozaorenchixiao。

kanzhebaihuahuadeyinzicongzijishouliliuzou,tazhijuedexintongnannai,duixiaoyiqingdeyuanhengengshenle。

taneibieniunanshoudemoyangluozaijiangmamayanli,tazhijuedehuogai!

chiletamenjia**dehaochu,haiyaozaiguaitajia**meijigengduo,duizheizhongrentajibuleshenmehaolianse。

jiangmamaquleqian,niutoujiuzou。