jianzhuang,laofurenminminchun,yebuhaozaishuoshenme。
xiaoyiqingjianmudedacheng,chunjiaoweigou:“jiranzheilimeiyoushenmeshi,wobianxianhuiqule。”
shuowan,touyemeihuidijiuhuilewenxige。
fanzhengzhangjiaquandoubuzaitashoushangle,fushangdeshiqingbianbuyongtazaicaoxin,xianzaitayaohuiquhaohaoxiuxixiuxi。
zicongjiaguolaixuejia,tajiumeiyouyitianyouxianzizaide。
tadaoyaokankan,fulicongcimeiletabangfudeyinliang,tamenzenmejixurangzheigejiaguoxiaqu。
zheiyixiagengshiqidelaofurenchadianyikouqimeishanglai,zhizhexiaoyiqingdebeiying,shouzhizhidazhan:
“fanlefanle!zhenshifanletale!”laofurenlingyizhishoujidewushangxiongkou。
cuishijianzhuang,lianmangpaoleshangqu,yibianjilaofurenshunqi,yibiandeyidao:
“niang,tayihouchizaohuihouhuide,ninxianxiaoxiaoqi,bieyinweitazheiyishinaopiqiredezijishenzibushufu。
dengtahouhuile,daoshihoubuhaidelainiangzheiqingzuibushi?”
cuishizheijuhuashuodaolelaofurendexinkanshangle,tadexinqingyixiazitongchanglebushao,kancuishiyejuedeshunyanduole:“haishinishuohuatitie。”
yixiangdaoxiaoyiqing,talenghengyisheng:
“tajiushiyihouhouhuilelaiqingzui,woyedejitahaohaoliliguiju。
xiangxiazhangdadejiushishangbuletaimian!xianqianbiaoxianhaibucuo,xianzaizhuangbuxiaqule。”
cuishixindidexiaoyigengshenle:“niangninshuodeyoudaoli,ninfangxin,xifuyidinghuibajialishangshangxiaxiadoudadianhaode。”
jianxiaoyiqingzheimekuaihuilai,ziyunlianmangjiangchufanggangaohaodeyanwojitaduanleguoqu:
“**,ninzheiciguoqu,laofurentamenmeiyouweinanninba?”
suiranlaofurenmingmianshangduitajia**henhao,kezheishijianyoujigefuqinaolemaodunhainengxiangzhexifude?
xiaoyiqingdalegehaqian,yonglandizuozaileyizishang,shouzhiyixiaxiaqingkezhuomian:
“laofurenjiaowotiliangyixiaxuexiuzhu。”shuodaozheili,tademouguangandanlexiaqu,baixijiaonendeshouyezuanqileyigequantou:
“体谅个屁!
wobahouyuandezhangjiaquanhaijiledasao,nidaihuierjiubawoxianqianpaiqubangmangguanshidemamajiaohuilai,jirandasaoxiangyao,neijiurangtazijichuliba。”
zheiliangnianfushangzhisuoyinengyunzhuandezheimehao,haishiyinweitayongzijideyinqianheshouxiaderenzaijialidadian。
benlaiyiweinengdedaozhenxin,danshiwanwanmeixiangdaozheiyijiarenfeidanbudongzhientubao,fanerhaijiangtadefuchudangzuolisuodangran!
那她也不做冤大头。
tamen**dexiangfa,ziyunjiusuanshizaiyuben,rujinyeshimenqingle,yonglididiandiantoujiuwangwaipao,gangpaodaomenkou,xiaoyiqingyouxiangdaoleshenme:
“ziyun,niquzhaojiangmamabazhangbenqulai。”
“是。”
tachadianwangle,zheiliangnianyongzaifushangdeqian,youbushaoshijiechuqude。
jiranyaoheli,neineixieqianyegaishouhuilaile。
fushangguanshierdemamajibendoushixiaoyiqingderen,zuotiandeshiqingdouzhidaodeyiqingerchu,yitingxiaoyiqingjiaotamenhuiqu,haobuchiyidijiushoushidongxibanhuilewenxige。
neixieposhitamenyaobushikanzai**defenshang,tamenhailandeganni!
zheijiangjunfuderenyigegebaizheyifuchouzuilian,xiantamenshicongxiangxiadailaidediurenxianyan。
简直是可笑极了。
tamengenzheshoushihaohou,genzheziyunxianqujianlexiaoyiqing。
jiangmamakandaoxiaoyiqingdediyiyan,renbuzhutanlekouqi,xintengdao:
“**,zheiliangnianzhenshikulenile,ningengangxiashanneihuierbi,qingshoulebushao。”
ganshoudaolejiangmamadeguanxin,xiaoyiqingxinzhongnuanhuhude:
“liangniankanqingyigeren,haozaiyemeishenmetaidasunshi。”
wumamalianliandiantou:“dui,**ninfangxin,womenyizhidoushininderen。
zheijiangjunfuzhenbushigedongxi。”tarenbuzhumamalielie:“ninshenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeweiqua?”
qingsuiyizhishigebuaishuohuadexingzi,zhangdejunqiao,meiyanjiandaizheyimoyingqi,yikaikoubianshiyuchujingren:
“**,ruoshinixinzhongbukuai,kanbuguanneiduigounannv,nubikeyibatamendoushale。”
huayingangluo,xiaoyiqingjiuzaitadenaomenshangqiaoleyixia,kuxiaobude:
“laijingchengliangnianledougaibudiaonidongbudongshuosharendemaobing。
xuexiuzhuzaichayeshichaotingguanyuan,gonglidesandenghuwei,nashinishuoshajiunengshalede?”
tadeshouchengzaixiabashang,yishuangqingchedexingyanzhabazhaba:
“buguoyihoutaderizidagaiyebuhuihaoguole。”
guobuqiran,lingyibian,dasaocuishizhengpansuanzheyinliang,jijialidexiaobeizuoruqiudeyishang。
yipansuan,jitaheleyidatiao。
zhiqiantazhangjiadeshihou,yongdebuguoshijiageyibandejinduan,kezicongxiaoyiqingzhangjiahou,jiquanjiadouhuanshanglejiagegaoangdeshujin。
zhongsuozhouzhi,youjianrusheyi,yousherujiannan。
tayaoshiganhuanhuilaiyuanxiandejinduan,kongpaanzhaolaofurendexingzi,yaojiangtahenhenshuluoyifanle。
ketaganggangbazhangjiaquanjiyaohuilai,yebunengzheigejieguyanshanghouzhelianpiquzhaoxiaoyiqingjieqiana!
tayaoyaoya,haishijiangshujinjitianzailedanzishang,gangyixiehao,chunlanjiucongwaibianjicongcongdipaolejinlai,shangqibujiexiaqidao:
“furen,furen,erfangderennazhezhangbenzhaolaile!”
cuishibenlaijiuxinfan,yatouyoumaoshoumaojiaodipaojinlai,tayinuzhixiachaoqishoutoudexiazijiuzazaileneiyahuannaodaishang:
“zheimejiganshenme?qianmiannidiesilehaishininiangsile?songgezhangbeneryi,zhenshiyidianguijudoumeile。”
erfangjiletazhangjiaquan,benlaijiugaicharenbazhangbensonglai。
yahuannaodaiyizhenjutong,weiqudao:“tamennazhezhangbenshilaitaozhaide,jiangmamashuoxianqianningenerfurenjielewubailiangyinzi,rujindaoqixianle。”
ciyanyichu,cuishichadianyikouqimeishanglai。
tayagenmeixiangdaoxiaoyiqingzheimexiaodujichang,laigentayaozheigeqian:“zheicaiganggangbazhangjiaquanshouhuilai,zheigexiao**jiulaizhaowoyaoqian!zheibushichengxinbuxiangrangwohaome?!”
chunlanxiaoxinyiyiwendao:“neifuren,yaobuyaorangtamenjinlai?”
“fangjinlai。”cuishihuanlejikouqi,yaoyaqiechidao。
tayaoshibatamenjiganchuqu,daoshihouzheishierbeichuanchuqu,tadelianmianjiuchedimeile。
jiangmamajinlaihoumeiyouhetahanxuan,xinglelibiandandaozhirujianghuajishuolechulai:“furen,ninqiannianjielewomenjiafurenwubailiangyinzi,rujinyijingguoleqixianliugeyue,anlilaishuoyingdangshoushilianglixi,wojiafurennianzaishiyijiarendefenshang,zhiyaoninxianqianjiezoudewubailiang。”
erfurenyitingzheihua,gangxiangshuozaikuanxianyiduanshiridehua,jiangmamajiujianghuajidushangle:
“zheiqianwojiafurenqunianjiuxiangheninyaole,danshikanzaininyangyulianggehaizi,bianzanshimeiti,buguojinniandashaoyeyeyouleyiguanbanzhi,ninderizixianglaiyehaoqilaile。”
jiangmamadouzheimeshuole,tahainengzenmeban?!
erfurenqiangrenzhexintoudenuyiheyuanhen,luchuyigenankanqieniuqudebiaoqing:“hao,wozheijiuququqian。”
taruoshibujiangqianjinachuqu,kongparihouyaozaorenchixiao。
kanzhebaihuahuadeyinzicongzijishouliliuzou,tazhijuedexintongnannai,duixiaoyiqingdeyuanhengengshenle。
taneibieniunanshoudemoyangluozaijiangmamayanli,tazhijuedehuogai!
chiletamenjia**dehaochu,haiyaozaiguaitajia**meijigengduo,duizheizhongrentajibuleshenmehaolianse。
jiangmamaquleqian,niutoujiuzou。