di3zhangnichiguoxiaomaimiaome
zaiyangguangdezhaoyingxia，jipianyezicuilvcuilvde，zhiyoutoushangyouyidiandianfanhuang，ergenbucuda，chongmanzheyingyang。
haoxianghenhaochideyangziya......
“咕咚！”
santianshuimiweijindeyexing，shenchuleshetou，tianletianganbiebiedezuichun，xiayishideyanleyikoutuomo。
“xiaozhuboniyaoganma？nigaibushiyaochiba？？”
“zhubomeiyoubiyaozheimepindehaoma？”
“womenxinle，womenxinnizaihuoxinghaibuxingma？”
“yikanloushangjiushimeizainongcundaiguo，xiaomaimiaoshikeyishengchide！”
“meicuo，haikeyizhachengzhihenhaohede，yingyangshizua！”
“xiaozhubo，niyaoshiganchi，wozaijinishuayigegaobaiqiqiu！”
这次弹幕多了几条。
“xiangbidajiadoumeichiguoxiaomaimiaoba，xiaozhubotidajiachangchang。”
changnianzaihuoguokaorouchuanchuanxiangliulianwangfandeyexing，conglaimeixiangguozijihuiduiyizhuxiaomaimiaorucibandechuixianyudi。
qiangxingannaizhuxiangyaoyikoutunxiaqudechongdong，yexingzhuazhuxiaomaimiao，qingqingdeshuaileshuai，jinliangshuaiganjingshangmiandetu，haiyongyifucaleca，jinjiezhexiaoxinyiyidefangjinzuilizheimeyiyao。
“嘎吱吱！”
bansuizhejishengyachiheshizidepengzhuang，yexinghenkuaijiuyaopolexiaomaimiaodegen，youxietiansisidezhiyeshunjianliutanglechulai。
bingliangdeyezhi，daizheshuihetangfen，shunzheyexingdehoulongliudaoleweili。
yexingrenbuzhudebishangleyanjing，xixidexiangshou。
yexingxianzaizongsuanmingbaijiuhanfengganluweishenmeshisidaxishizhiyi！
太他喵的爽了！
suiranxitongjileyexingyigeshengcunshoubiao。
keyijiyexingtigongyuanyuanbuduandekongqi，shiyidewendu，bimianyuzhoushexiandeqinshi，baozhengyexingdezhengchangshengcun。
danshiyidishui，yikeliangshidoumeijiya。
yigesantiansanyemeichimeihederen，turanzhijiandedaonengliangdebuchong，jiuhaoxiangyigeyanyinhenzhongderenfanleyanyin，taodouyikanyanheshikongde。
zhouweiyemeiyouxiaomaibu，gengmeiyouqitaren，fanzaodezhuanlebantian，yixiazaidishangfaxianleyigemeichouwandebanlayantou，jimangjianqilaidianran，mengdexishangyikou！
zenyigeshuangziledeya？！
nengliangdebuchongrangyexingdejingshenweizhiyizhen，xuruofahuangdeshenzidouqingyinglebushao。
“咕咚！”
kanyixiaqitajizhuxiaomaimiao，yexingerhuabushuo，bashangmiandetudoucaganjing，zhijiejiutunlexiaqu。
“wokao！zhubozheiyetaipinleba？”
“zaixianzhibochixiaomaimiao？666！”
“zheixiangshoudebiaoqingjueduishiyingdijibiede！xiaozhuboquyandianyingba！”
“xiaozhubo，wojueduifennile！”
“告白气球奉上！”
“turanjuedexiaomaimiaohenhaochideyangzi，shoulidexiguadunshibuxiangle！”
“+1！”
“+1！”
弹幕飞速的闪过。
“geweiguanzhong，xiaomaimiaofuhanweishengsu，haiyoudaliangdekuangwuzhi，juyouchaokangyanghuaji，xianweiheyouyijiaosu，erqie，xiaomaimiaodegouzaoyuhongxueqiushifenxiangsi，chixiaquzhihoukeyikuaisudexingchengxuehongdanbai，beichengweilvsexueye，keyijianhuanshuailao，zengqiangtizhihaikeyizhuangyange！”
chixialejizhuxiaomaimiao，yexingdejingshentoumingxianhaolehenduo，weiledashang，weilezhibo，zhilezhidishangdexiaomaimiao，xiaomimideshuozhe。
“zhishidian，jixiajixia！”
“xiaomaimiaozhendekeyima？woyaoganjinqushishi......”
“loushangnigedanshengou，shishiyougepiyong？niyoumeinvpengyou。”
“renjianbuchai，wojiwangle......”
弹幕开始调侃。
yexingxiaolexiao，meiyoulihuidanmu，ditouzixiqiaoleqiao，zijidayueqinglichuyipingmizuoyoudekongdi，chabuduoyinggaigoule。
搞起搞起！
准备收集水！