第3章 带着娃搭讪

qiaoranzhengleyixia,zaikandaoerziyouxiexinxudemuguanghou,yishidaozijikenengbeikengle。

danshiyizhici,tahaishijiandingleweierzichengyaodelichang。

“tazuoleshenmeguofendeshiqing,nengrangniduitadongshou?”

zheimeduonian,tadoumeishededuierzidongguoshou,keshimianqiandezheigenanrenbujindongle,haiyifushengqilingrendemoyang。

实在是气人!!

tadaoyaokankanyigeliusuidexiaokeai,nengzuochushenmeguofendeshiqinglai?!

tingzheqiaorandeshengyin,gutingyezhijuedeguozao。

nanrenshenchendemouzilichongmanlebunaifan,xianzaidenvrenweilejiejinta,feijinxinjibuzheshouduan。

zheixienian,tajujueguowushuyigezhongliyoujiejintadenvren。daizhewadashandehaishidiyige!

gutingyebuxiedehengleyisheng,weiweitaiqileyixiu。

qiaorandixiatou,biankandaonanrenjingzhideshougongxizhuangshangyouyitannaiyouhuachengshuidehenji。

这、这……

dasiqiaoranyexiangbudaoshierzixianbarenjiayifunongzangde。

qiaoranyuanbengaozhangdenuyimanmanruolexiaqu,lianshangguaqileqianyi,“shizaibuhaoyisi,meixiangdaoshiyichangwuhui。”

suirannanrenshenshangdefushimeiyourenhepinpaibiaoqian,danshiyishenshangweizhezunguideqixi,yirankeyicaidaoshenfenyidingbujiandan。

tamencaiganghuiguo,haiyouhenduoshiqingdaichuli,shizaibuyidezuidarenwu。

“zheiweixiansheng,nideyifuduoshaoqian,wokeyiyuanjia、bu,fanbeipeichang。”

gutingyeduiyuzheizhongdiliededashanshouduan,buxieyanedaolejizhi。

talengruidemouguangcongqiaoranhechenchenmianshanglveguo,yourugengubuhuadehanbing,lengdaoleguzili。

“weilejiejinwo,nijingranzhaoleyigeheworucixiangsidexiaonanhailaipengci,hairangtahanwodiedi,shouduanshizaitailow。”

gutingyelengxiaoyisheng,nachushoujiboleyitongdianhua,dao:

“shenzhuli,bangwozhunbeiyitaoxinxizhuang。”

hualuo,tazhijiediuxiashenshangdexizhuangwaitao,lengzhelian,youzheyiqunheiyibaobiaocuyongzheliqu。

qiaorankanzhetabeiying,qidewojinlequantou。

zheishinalilaidepuxinnan,jingranshuotaweilejinqianguyizhaogexiangtadehaizidashanta?

jiaoaozida,xiaoqizhiji。

chenchenshinongzangletadeyifu,ketayebugaidailingbaobiaoqifuyigeliusuidexiaopengyoua。

tagentadaoqian,tajingranhaibujieshou。nongshanglechenchen,tayegaidaoqiandehaobuhao!

zhenshibaixialetaneizhanghaokandepinang。

youqianyouzenmeyang,zuihaobiezhaotashejizhubao,yaoshipengdaole,tayizhunzaidetaqingjiadangchan。

“妈咪。”

shenpang,qiaochenchenjiazazheshiluodeshengyinxiangqi。

yingshangxiaojiahuokelianxixiyoumengmengdadelianpang,qiaoranneixinfanqiyipianrouruan。

taruanxiashengyin,nielenieerzideerduo,“ganggangweishenmebugaosumaminibarenjiayifunongzangle?”

“duibuqima,mami。”

“neigeshushuzhendehewozhangdehenxiang,wocairenbuzhuquhantadiedi,keshitataiduhenzaogao,wocai‘buxiaoxin’babingqilinnongdaotayifushangde。”

yuanlaishiqingshizheiyangdea。

tingdaoxiaojiahuotiqidiedi,qiaoranshiyidianpiqidoumeiyoule。

tadunxiashenzi,jiangxiaojiahuobaojinhuaili,wenrouanfu,“chenchen,tabushidiedi。”

“henbaoqian,woyebuzhidaonimendediedishishei……”

dangnian,qiaoyuxinshuotabeixiayaohou,paojinleyigeyenanrendefangjian,hetafashengleguanxi,caihuaileyun。

keshiduiyuneirendeshenfen,wucongdiaocha,youqishiqingyijingguoquleliunianduo。

erqiedangxia,tazhixiangkuaidianzhihaoyanyandebing……

qiaochenchenyebuxiangtiqimamideshangxinshi,dantaheyanyanzhendetebiekewangyougediedi,mamiyexuyaoyigegengqiangdadenanrenlaihehuchongaita。

qiaorandaizheqiaochenchenhuidaoxiuxiqu。

muduyiqiedeqiaoyanyanchelecheqiaochenchendeyijiao,xiaoshengwen:“gege,gangcaineigedashuhenihaoxianga,zhendebushiwomendediedima?”

qiaochenchenxiangxiaodarenyiyangpailepaiyanyandehoubei,shuo:“yanyanguai,gegehuiqudiaochade,zheishiwomendexiaomimie!”

qiaoyanyanxiaodemeiyanwanwan,xiaoshouzhigouqichenchendeshouzhi,“ehaoya,wohuibaomide!womenlagoue!”

“gegekeshishijieshangzuilihaideheike【damowang】,zheijianshiyidingnanbudaonidela!”

jinliangnian,yigemingjiaodamowangdeheike,yongtagaochaojingzhandejishu,dabailewushutongyangyouxiudeheikezhuanjia,chengweiguojiheikebangpaimingdiyidedingjianheike。

zaiheikejie,tashilingrenwenfengsangdandecunzai,renrenjingeryuanzhi。meiyourenzhidaozheiweidingjiheikeshiyigeliusuidexiaowawa。

chenchendianledianyanyandebijian,qiaopideshuo:“yanyanzhencongming。”

yipangdeqiaoranbingweizhuyidaolianggexiaojiahuodexingwei。

tagangjieleyitongdianhua,guyichenxiafeijile,yaolaigentamenhuihe。

dangniantazaickjituanhaishigexiaozhulishi,jigukesongshejituzhimilelu,guliwuyuanshi,yudaolechuguosanxindeguyichen。

zaijiashangliangrendoushilaizidiguo,yilaierwangchenglepengyou。kanguyichendetantuqizhi,yinggaishimouhaomenshijiadegongzige,zaidezhitaweihunxianyunshi,yemeiyoukanbuqita。zheijinianduitahehaizidoufeichangzhaogu。

guyichenzaiguoneirenshihenduoyixuejiezhuanjia,tahuiguoyeshiyinweiyanyandebing。

“xiaoran,wolaile。”yidaoqingrundenanshengxiangqi。

yidaliangxiaohuitou,zhikandaoyigebaoguodexiangzongziyiyangdenanren。

qiaoyanyanyouxiebuquedingdewen:“yichengege?”

guyichenfulefulianshangdechaodamojing,wanyaobaoqiruanhuhudexiaojiahuo,“heiheishiwo,wojiushinixinzhongzuishuaideyichengege。”

chenchendiaopidezhaixiatademojing,kouzailezijilianshang,yibiandao:“yichengegezenmezheifudabanya?”

mojingbeiqiang,guyichenhaipadetigaoyilinghuzhulian,neimoyanghaoxiangshizaiduobishenmechailanghubaoyiyang。

qiaoranjiangmojinghaijiguyichen,“jiranrendoudaole,neiwomenhuiquba。”

duiyuguyichenduoduozangzangdexingwei,meiyouguoduoyiwen。

suiranrenshiguyichenhaojinianle,danshitayizhimeihuilaiguo,haoxiangshizaiduobishei。

“hao,kuaizoukuaizou。waimianyijingyouchezaidengwomenle。”

guyichendaishangmojing,yishoubaozheyanyan,yishoulaqichenchen,jiaobufeikuai。

机场外。

gutingyezhangtuiyikua,zuoshangyiliangheisemaibahe。

zhulishenlingdishangyitawenjian,huibaozheijirihuangtingjituandeqingkuang。

gutingyeyikaozhezuoyi,pibeideanleanetou,daduanta,“zuotianpaichuqudedingjizhentan,chadaockjituanshejishirosedexiaoxilema?”

shenlingyidun,ananruoxialeshengyin,“zongcai,rosedexinxibeickjituanyinzangdetaihaole,womenliantaxingbiedouchabudao。”

ckjituandezhubaoshejixiangyushengming,ershouxishejishiroseshizheijinianzaiguojishangxunsujueqideshejijiexinxing。tasuoshejidezhubao,jihufengmiquanqiu,zheishiqiansuoweiyoudexianxiang。

huangtingjituanchanyebianbuquanqiu,zuijindasuansheruzhubaojie。

zhiyaochenggongjiangrosewadaohuangtingjituan,jiuxiangdangyunadaolezhubaojiedetongxingzheng,wenzuoshichangdiyibajiaoyi。

gutingyeminleminbochun,lengshengminglingdao:“qulianxiheikedamowang,jushuotashouduanjigao,jihumeiyoutabanbudaodeshiqing。”

damowangshizheijinianguojishangfeichangyoumingdeheike,tajiexiademeigerenwudouchusewancheng。dantahenshenmi,wushuheikelianhediaocha,douweichadaotayidianshenfenxinxi。

ruotanengchushou,yidingkeyizhaodaorose!

“haodezongcai,yongjinjiduoshao?”

gutingyemouguangyouchen,lengshengdao:“buxiyiqiedaijia!”