第六章 得理不饶人,继续开怼

mohejieditingdaozheihua,zhilenglengdekanzheyudi,zijimopingyigeshanshenmiaojingranyouzheimedademafanma?

guanyinpusaliansegengjianankan,tajiuzhidao,yudikanshanglingshanyijinghenjiule,yizhimeiyoujihuijiangshoushendaolingshanjiaoxia,shenzhishishenchu。

zheixiahaole,duifangjihuilaile,lianshanshenmiaodoujianlizailingshanzhizhong。

zheijianshiqingtaidale,takebuganqingyidaying。

“yudi,cishiwohaixuyaoxiangfozuqingshi。”

“ke,zaicizhiqian,mohejiediyaoliuzaitiantingzhizhong。”yudizhijiebianxiangdekouyalemohejiedi。

“玉帝,告辞。”

dengdaoguanyinpusalikai,yudizhongyujiangzhuyilifangdaoxiaoxiaoshanshenshenshang。

jibiantazhunshengdianfengdexiuwei,yedouwufakantouzhangfengdexiuwei,zhizhidaotashitianxianjingjie。

erzhangfengdexiuwei,zaihundunzhuhexitongdeshuangzhongjiachixia,jibianshihongjunqinzhi,yewufakanchuanzhangfengdexiuwei,chufeitazijibaolu。

zheishihou,yudixinzhongjingranyouxiegankaiqilai。

shihouchushi,zheishitiandaoyaorangfomendaxingdekaishi,zaijiashangtiantingshenxianchengfenfuza,youjiejiao,chanjiao,shenzhihaiyoutaishanglaojunzheizhongshengrenshanshi。

sanjiezhizhu?tiantingzhizhu?

tiantingxianzaigenbenbushitade,tajinjinshihongjunweilewanshantiandaoyihuandeqizieryi。

tiantingneibuhaimeiyouwending,youyaochanghaifomenqiyun。

yuanbenjinrizhishi,taweilewengutiantingrujindejushi,zhihaorenqitunsheng,meixiangdaoquebeizheigeshanshenjipojule。

buchuyiwai,lingshankendinghuiyoudaoguan,zhiyushanshenmiao,yudiyemeiyoubaotaidadexiwang,chufeirulaibujieyimeitiandoubeirenjianshi。

zhangfengcishiyeruoyousuosiqilai,jutasuozhi,lingshanhaiconglaimeiyoushanshen,buguodaoshiyouyigedaoguan,yuzhenguan,jindingdaxian。

mofei,yuzhenguanxianzaihaimeiyouzailingshanma?

xiangdaozheigekeneng,zhangfengturanyijiling,nandaolingshanchuxiandaoguanzhenshiwoyishouzaochengde?

“huaguoshanshanshen,buzhidaonihaiyoushenmesuqiu,jinritichu,zhenjinliangmanzuni。”yudiheshengheqiduizhangfengkaikoushuodao。

zhangfenghuiguoshenlai,gongjingdao:“bixia,wonaihuaguoshanshanshen,duihuaguoshanduyouqingzhong,buxiangqulingshan,yebuxiangqurenhedifang。”

“rujinshanshenmiaobeifomenyiweipingdi,haiqingbixiarangfomenweiwozhongxinjianlishanshenmiao。”

huayinluoxia,mohejiediliansezaiyicibianchengzhuganse。

“guanyinpusayijinghuilingshanxiangfozuqingmingchanghaijinriyinguo,shanshen,nikebuyaodecunjinchile!”

mohejiedicishishifendebuman,zijidangchuzenmezheime**ni?

zenmemeiyoujiangshanshennongchulai,zaiyiweipingdini,yaoshixianjiangshanshennongchulai,kongpayebuhuiyouzheimeduodemafanle。

kexideshi,jiusuanshitajinrushanshenmiaole,yezhaobudaozhangfeng。

neigeshihou,zhangfengyijingchaoshanxiazouzhele,jiusuanshitahaiganzhizhangfeng,yeganzhibudao。

zhangfengtingdaomohejiedidehuahou,likehaojiaoqilai:“bixiaa,fomenqirentaishena,jiangbierendongxidahuai,jingranbuxiangpeichang!”

“yifomendeshilizhongjianyigexiaoxiaodeshanshenmiao,qibushifenfenzhongdeshiqing,zenmehaishuowodecunjinchia!”

“youhuozheshuo,nimenfomenneixinrengjiukanbuqiwomentiantingma,jiulianguanyinpusaquzhaorulaifozuyezhishibiaomiangongfuma?”

mohejiedidehuazaicibeiduilehuilai,zhijiehenhenshanlezijiyierguang,rangniyaduozui!

zheiyiqie,jiaojiguanyinpusachulijiuhao。

zhongrenkandaomohejiedichouzijierguang,neixinwubitongkuai,zheigeshanshen,zheshiyoudianyisia。

dayueguoquwugeshichen,guanyinpusahuidaolelingxiaobaodian。

“yudi,fozuzhitongyizailingshanjiaoxiajianlidaoguanzhishi。”

guanyinpusashengyinyouxielengdan,fofadongducainengrangfomendaxing,meixiangdao,shihougangchushi,jieguodaomendaoshixianxixingle。

“zhongshentingling,lingshanjiaoxiajianlidaoguan,mingweiyuzhenguan!”

yudimanyidediandiantou,xiangzhongshenxianxuanbudao。

zhangfengzeshixinzhonggantanqilai,guoranshijiaozheigemingzi。

guanyinpusadunganwunai,zheixiazihaole,lingshandeyijuyidongquanbubeitiantingjianshizhele。

xiayike,guanyinpusahenhendengleyiyanmohejiedi。

doushini,shoujian,haohaochaitiantingdeshanshenmiaoganshenme!

kejinjiezhe,tajiukandaomohejiedizaixiangtazhayanjing,haoxiangyouhuayaoshuo,danyoubuhaoshuochukou。

guanyinpusabenlaixinqingjiubuhao,zheixiaxinqinggengbuhaole,zhijiebunaifanshuodao:“mohejiedi,fozuyijingdayingleyudizhishi,jinrishanshenmiaozhishiyinguoyijingleque,niyoushenmehuaganjinshuo!”

fomendounimayijingrangbule,nihaiyoushenmebunengshuode?

zhongshenxianxiangshikanxiaochouyiyang,kanzheguanyinpusahemohejiedi。

mohejiedimanlianwunaidao:“guanyinpusa,shanshenyaorangfomenbangtazaihuaguoshanzhongjianshanshenmiao!”

wenyan,guanyinpusalianshangnurongyishanjishi。

“shanshenmiaozhishiyinguoyijingbeilingshanjiaoxiayuzhenguanleque,rujintiantinghefomenzaiwuxiangqian。”

“nanbucheng,yigexiaoxiaodeshanshenhaixiangrangtiantinghefomenzaitianyinguobucheng?”

zhuanshunjian,guanyinpusabianxiangdaolezheiyiceng,yaorangfomenqinzizhongjianshanshenmiao,zheishixiangxiurufomenma?

buhaoyisi,zheijianshiqingdeyinguowomenyijingchanghaile,haixishenglelingshanjiaoxiayikuaidifangchanghaide!

mohejiediyanzhongjingmangyishan,duia,yinguoyijingleque,zijihaidanxinshenme?

zhongshenxianyezaixinzhongaitanqilai,ai,haoxianghaizhenshizheiyanga,yuanbenxiangkanguanyinpusachuchou,meixiangdaozheixiazilundaoshanshenchuchoule。

jiulianyudiyeweiweiwunaiqilai,yinguoyijingleque,neijiubunengpingkongzaitianyinguo。

kedangzhongshenxiankanxiangzhangfengdeshihou,zhangfengquechaofengdao:“guanyinpusashizhangzhezijidaluojinxiandianfengjingjie,jiukeyiweisuoyuwei,buxiangchanghaiyinguolema!”

“niyebupayouyinguojiashen,bunengtupozhunsheng!”

huayinluoxia,mohejiedizhijienuhedao:“fangsi,yigexiaoxiaoshanshen,jingrandangzhongrumaguanyinpusa,sheijinidedanzi。”

guanyinpusayenule,takeshifomensidapusazhiyideguanyinpusaa,jingranbeishanshenrumale,erqiehaishiyigepingrilidoushangbutiandeshanshen。

yuexiangyueshengqi,guanyinpusayebuhaozailingxiaobaodiandongshou,zhihaoduiyudigongshoudao:“yudi,shanshenmiaozhishiyinguoleque,xianzaishanshenrumawo,cishitiantingbixujifomenyigejiaodai!”

zicongzheigeshanshenlaidaolingxiaobaodianzhihou,takeshibieleyiduziqi,xianzaizhongyuzhaodaofanjidejihui,qinengfangguo?

yudiyewunaile,zheishanshen,naozishibeishanshenmiaozahuailema,kanbuchuxianzaideqingkuangma?

renjiadoushuoyinguolequele,nizenmehaizhuazhebufangni?

keshanshenbijingweizijizhenglailelingshanjiaoxiadedaoguan,zaizenmeshuo,yeyaoxiangzhetashuohua。