第一章 反叛系统激活,打死也不闹天宫

“xiandi,jinriwoqixiongdijieyi,burujiecijihuidashangtianting,mieleyudilaoer,ruhe?”

sunxiaoshengkanzhemianqiankangkaijiangdeniumowang。

一脸茫然。

“什么情况?”

我穿越了?

sunxiaoshenghuangusizhou,shenbianchuleniumowang,haizuozhejiaomowang,pengmowang,shituowang,mihouwangheyurongwang。

pangbianhaiyoumeishaowandelazhuhehuangzhi,xianrantamenqigeyaomoganggangbaiwanbazi。

sunxiaoshengmengleyihui,mengdiyishidaotachenglesunwukong。

erqiehaishigangcongdonghailonggongqiangwanjingubanghuilaidesunwukong。

tagumozhe,zheihuidonghailongwangyijingshangbaotianting,yudizhunbeijiangzuile。

这事闹的!

sunxiaoshengyagenjiubuxiangdanaotiangong。

anzhaojuqing,danaotiangongzhihou,tahuibeiyazaiwuxingshanxia,ranhoubeipochengweifomenzougou。

呵呵!

孙小圣苦笑一声。

buzhidaoshitianyi,haishiyuanfen。

taxingsun,tafuqinshigexiyoumi,suoyijitaqimingxiaosheng。

xiangbudao,youchaoyiritajingranzhendechengweilesunwukong。

sunxiaoshengdaxiaojiuchongbaisunwukong,sunhouzijiushixiaohaizixinzhongdechaoren,gangtiexia。

keshisuizhetanianjizengzhang,tafanerjuedesunhouzishigebeiqingrenwu。

xiyoutaolushen,sunwukongzaiqizhongbanyandejiaosezhibuguoshiyikerenrenwannongdeqizibale。

tashibeibiandeyikuaiwanshi,wufuwumu,bingxingwanlie。

tasichuchuangdang,quemeiyouhanweizhengdao,fanerraoluantiandi,diandaoqiankun。

tanaolonggong,qiangzoudinghaishenzhen,jiangsihaijianta。

tanaodifu,gaishengsi,wushishengmingzunyan,wushiguize。

tadanaotianting,miaoshitiandifadu,shangfanweiyanshenquan。

ran,tianenhaodang,ciqibimawenzhi,xiwangtanengxiushenyangxing。

ketabushishiwu,daohuipantaoshengyan,lijingpandao,bushishiwu,zuinieshenzhong。

tianweizhennu,lianqiyubaguashenlu。

hou,fozuyidawubianshentong,zhenqiyuwuxingshanxia,jiangqijiangfu。

wofoenciwubian,bujiqianxian,wubainianhou,lingqidaizuizhishen,shifengxuanzhuangxixing,qiuquzhenjing,puduzhongsheng。

tajiangxinzhongmingwandezijidangzuochoudi,luangundasi,zhiqiutuotaihuangu。

tatunquyishenliqi,fangxiatudao,guiyidadao。

tinghuadexiangyitiao……gou!

呵呵!

sunxiaoshenganzilengxiaoyisheng,tachuanyuedaoxiyoushijie,kebushijifomendanggoude。

jirandanaotiangongshixiyoudekaishi,neitabunaobujiuwanshilema?

daizaihuaguoshandangshandawang,tabuxiangma?

fanzhengtajiushibunaotiangong,dasidoubunao!

“ding,suzhujihuofanpanxitong。”

“zhiyaosuzhujujuedanaotiangong,jiunenghuodefenghoudejiangli。”

来了!

chuanyuezhedebiaopei,talaile!

孙小圣狂喜。

zhiyaojujuedanaotiangongjiunenghuodefenghoudejiangli,taifuhetadexinyile。

zhiyaotagouzhe,goudaoxiyoujieshu,goudaofomenhetiantingbengkui。

dengtashilizugouqianghan,zugounianyayiqiedeshihouzaidanaotiangong,daoneishikansheihainenglandezhuta!

“xiandi,nijuededagedetiyiruhe?”

niumowangneizhangyouheiyouchoudedanaodaizaisunxiaoshengdemianqianhuangdang。

zheijiahuochuncuijiushiyaozudeerwuzi。

xiyoushijiebubihonghuang,yaozumeiluodaorenjianrenqidedibu。

danniumowangquehundefengshengshuiqi,chibiantiannandibeideren,quecongweijieshouchufa。

guangzheiyidian,jiuzuyizhengmingniumowangzaitiantingyouhoutai。

zheijiahuomingzhidaodanaotiangongshisiluyitiao,jingrancuanduosunwukongqunao。

摆明了不安好心!

naotiangong?naoninngetuier!

“dai,siniutou,xiuyaoluananlaosunxinzhi。”

“tangruozaishuozheizhonghua,anlaosunbiangennienduanyijue!”

“anlaosunduitiantingdezhongchengneishiriyuekejian!”

sunxiaoshengchaotianbaoqiquantou,taidujiweigongjing。

cihuayichu,niumowangrendoushale。

什么情况?

孙猴子疯了吧!

“xiandi,nigendagekaiwanxiaodeba。”

“你对天庭忠诚?”

“neinihaiqudonghailonggongqiangdinghaishenzhen。”

牛魔王鄙夷道。

zuoneisha,haiyaolipaifang,sunhouzidelianpibichengqianghaihou。

“呵呵。”

“xiuyaohushuo,anneishijie。”

“ququhoutianlingbaoeryi,wolaosuncaibuxihan,laosunzheijiuhaijidonghai。”

shuowan,sunxiaoshengcongerduolitaochujingubang,dangzuobiaoqiang,mengdiyishuai,feichushuiliandong。

feichushuiliandonghou,shiqudejingubangdunshibaozhang。

zhayanjian,youruqingtianzhu,likezhegaizhuhuaguoshandeshangkong。

quezhishiduanzandeyixiaohui,bianhaobutingxiedichaozhedonghaifeiqu。

“zhei……xiandi,nifengleba。”

“neidinghaishenzhennaishihoutianlingbao,gengshishanggushenwu。”

“你真舍得放弃?”

niumowangdachiyijing,jiusuanshihoutianlingbao,jingubangyeshihoutianlingbaozhongnandeyijiandefabao。

sunxiaoshengsheqideyetaiguoduanle,jiulianniumowangkanzhedouxinteng。

“上古神物个屁。”

sunxiaoshengbuxiedihengleyisheng,jixudao:

“buguoshidayuzhishuishiliuxiadeyigenzhangliangshuiweidepotiebale。”

“nengdanengxiaojiushibaowule?”

“anlaosundejingangbuhuaidoubitajianting,zheimelajidebaowuzhihuixianzhianlaosundebenshi。”

“lajibaowu,buyaoyeba!”

sunxiaoshengyikouyigelajixingrongjingubang,lianshangneinongnongdebuxieshenqing,henxianranbushizhuangchulaide。

niumowangpiepiezui,tashizhendexinlesunxiaoshengdehua。

keshi,sunxiaoshengjiangjingubanghaijidonghai,neidonghailongwanghairuheshangtiantinggaozhuang?

meileyoutou,sunxiaoshenghairuhedanaotiangong?

xiangdaozheili,niumowangneizhangniulianyizhenchouchu。

“xiandi,nizhenjiuganyuanmaimeizheiyishenbenshi,zaizheihuaguoshandanghoudawang?”

“yaozhidao,nanerzhizaisifang,dangjiangongliye。”

“nizhenbukaolvdageshuoguodehua?”

niumowanghaishibusixin,shitupangqiaoceji。

“滚!”

“niumowang,nihaiganzaizheiliyaoyanhuozhong!”

“congxianzaikaishi,anlaosunmeiyounizheiyangdexiongdi。”

“niwoyebuzaishixiongdi。”

“qingnigunchuhuaguoshan,fouzebieguaiwobunianwangrideqingfen!”

sunxiaoshengbaoheyisheng,jingdeshuiliandongyizhongyaoshoujinghaibuyi。

niumowangdaidaidikanzhesunxiaosheng。

tashizaibuzhidaosunxiaoshengjintiannaozilidenagenjindacuole。

yuanbenyiweikeyiqingsonghuyoudesunhouzi,jingranchengletiantingdelaotie。

不可思议!

实在太不可思议了!

kanzhedaishadeniumowang,sunxiaoshengxinzhonglengxiaoyisheng。

yaobushitazhidaojuqing,haizhenbeiniumowanghuyoule。

xinghao,tayouxianjianzhiming!

“ding,suzhuwanchengshoucijujuedanaotiangong。”

“jiangli:xiantianmoshengenjiao。”

“jiangli:jiuzhuanxuangong。”

“jiangli:shiwangongde。”

“jiangli:hundunxiantianlingbaoshishenqiang(luohousuoyongbingqi,sidaxiantianzhibaozhixiadiyimoqi)。”