第4章 老子特么打的就是上司

ershibaxingsumianmianxiangqu。

haojiahuo,zheiyushenkegouyinsunde,renpaole,yudishiyaowennidezui,jieguonizhuantoujiubazijirenmaile。

dianxingdesidaoyou,busipindaoa。

zhibuguo,yaoshishiqingnaoda,shiqingfanzhuan,sheidandeqizeren?

jiaomujiaoanzhongdao:“gejigexianbiedong,xianguanchaguancha。”

qiyuershiqixingsujiedianlediantou。

jiaomujiaoyixiangjizhideyipi,tingtade,zhunmeicuo。

gaotaojianshenhoumeiyoudongjing,huitounushi。

“nimenweihehaibubuzhen?”

jiaomujiaoqingkeleyishengdao:“zheige,yushen,womenxiongdimeiyouyudidezhiyibuganluandong,nidetilianga。”

“nimen……hao,jiranruci,neinimenbushang,woshang。”

“wozhangxiantianlingbaoyushenjian,zongshizhenxianhouqi,woyebufangzaiyanzhong。”

gaotaoliansezhanghong,nuhuozhongshao。

buzaiyouyu,tijianjiushaxianglejiangyueling。

meibanfa,yudiyaoshiwenzui,tameigeliyou,neitazheiyushendeweizhi,kejiuzuobuwenle。

jiangyuelinggenbenlandelihuigaotao,yixinzhixiangganjinxiabanhuiquchakanjiangli,shunbianlejieyixiawaiguaxiangqing。

kenaihezheilaotouerzhengouyinxiande,renzhunletadangbeiguoxia,rucijudong,yejiangtadehuoqichedigouqilaile。

奶奶的。

nishilaozishangsiyouruhe?

laozitemedadejiushishangsi!

“lailailai,yushenlaotou,jintianlaoziyaoshibubanizheilaonianchidaidahao,wotemegennixing。”

jiangyuelingnujifanxiao,chijijiaozhen。

皋陶大怒。

“休得猖狂。”

yushenjianqingsexianguangzhanfang,huazuodaodaojianqi,zhijiekanxianglejiangyueling。

“好个狱神”

李靖脸色有些难看。

yiqianzheiyushenlaotoufengpingjiubutaihao,zhangzheguangexianyu,sheidoubufangzaiyanli,meixiangdaojingranliantademianzidoubuji。

既然他自找苦吃。

那别怪他没提醒。

takeshizhidaojiangyuelingdelihai。

jibianyouyushenjian,yebuyidingshiqiduishou。

niumowangzaitamianqian,keshiliandongdoudongbule。

neijueduishiyimenjiweilihaidedashentong。

“李天王。”

zheishihou,jiaomujiaoduilijingchushengxunwendao:“yaobuyaochushouzulanyixia?yushenshoushangdeyushenjiannaishiyuanshitianzunsuocijibixiazhiwu,weilifeifan,ruoshizhendongqishoulai,neiweixianyoupashiyouweixiana。”

“buyong,mashangfenchushengfule。”

raner,lijingqueshiyaoleyaotou。

jiaomujiaoyileng,dansuihoudianlediantou,“yeshi,zenmeshuoyushenyeshiyigelaopaizhenxian,chushoujianyinggaiyoufencun。”

wenyan,lijingheshenbianyizhongtianbingtianjiangdoubujinmuguangbiandeguguai。

taqingkeleyisheng,“jiaomujiao,nihaoxiangwuhuileshenme。”

“嗯,什么意思?”

jiaomujiaoheqiyuershiqixingsudoushiyileng。

“yushengujilianyizhaodouchengbuxia。”

“什么?”

suoyourenjieshishenseyizhen。

shuohuajian,changshangdezhanjuyiranyoulejieguo。

zhijiangaotaojiejinlejiangyuelingzhihou,jiangyuelingerhuabushuo,shangqujiushiyigetianfushentong,wushudefazetieliancongxukongzhongyongchu,jianggaotaolaotoukundejiejieshishi,feichangjuyouyishugan。

皋陶脸色瞬间一变:

“nizheishishenmeyaofa?”

“dadenibianzhutoudeyaofa。”

jiangyuelinghenghengyisheng,zhijiebadajiyishou,guaijiaoyisheng,chishoukongquandaxianglegaotao。

欧拉欧拉欧拉……

yijijizhongquan,zaiyimiaozhongzhinei,kuangfengzhouyubanzaxianglegaotao,yuanbenhongguangmanmiandelaolian,rouyankejiandesuduzhongzhangleqilai。

dadegaotaoyishengshengcanjiao。

嘶!

好凶残!

lijingheershibaxingsudengyizhongxianjiangquandoudaoxileyikouliangqi。

“litianwang,ganjinzuzhiyixiaba,yaoburanzhendachuleshi,daoshihoukejiunanbanle。”

“好。”

lijingshenxilekouqi,shouzhonglinglongbaotajichu,qicaishenguangdazuo,zhayanjianhuazuojishibeigaoda,zhijiezhenxiangleliangren。

taxianzaishangququanjiayepabeida,zhideyongfabaofenrenle。

“什么东西?”

jiangyuelingzhengdazaixingtoushang,turanjiujuedetianheile,taitouyikan,yizuoqicailinglongbaotacongtianerjiang。

“wocao,lijingnitemegaoshi?”

jiangyuelinglianseyibian,xinzhonganmayisheng,meiyouchiyi,rengxiagaotaobianpao。

皋陶满脸惊恐。

zheiyixiazaxialai,zhijiejiumeile。

suoxing,kunbangjingushijiandaole,tashentituranyisong,lengleyixia,dantalaibujiduoxiang,suihoubiancanghuangtaoli。

“收!”

jianliangrenbashou,lijingsonglekouqi,shenshoubianshouhuileqibaolinglongta。

“litianwang,nizheishishenmeyisi?”

jiangyuelingmeiyouhaoliansedekanzhelijing。

lijingxinzhongyilin,shengparenaojiangyueling,lianshanglikehuanshangleyifuxiaolian。

“xianyoubiedongnu,wogangcaizhishipanishoushangeryi。”

受伤?!

ershibaxingsuheyizhongtianbingtianjiangquandouzuijiaoyichou。

fenmingshiyushenlaotoudanfangmianbeidiaodaba。

“lijing,nikezhigangcainixianxieyonglinglongbaotashanglebenshen。”

zheishihou,gaotaoyefeileguolai,duizhelijingnumuershi。

mianduigaotao,lijingjiuxiandecongrongduole。

tadandandao:“yushenqiefangxin,linglongbaotashiyongjiesuiwoxinyi,buhuishangdaonide。”

“neinijiranyijingdongshou,weihebuzhijieshouleciliao?”

皋陶咬着牙道。

lijingmeitouyitiao,“yushen,nizhiqiansihushuole,zheishixianyuneibudeshiqing,rangbentianwangshaoguanba?”

“你!”

gaotaonuhuoxiongyong,buguohaibudengtashuoshenme,yipangdejiaomujiaojimangzhanchulaidayuanchang。

“haole,yushen,shiyizhici,niumowangpaodoupaole,womenhaishiganjinhuilingxiaodianqufumingba。”

“erqieniyebuyongtaidanxin,qingshiyaozhongjiuhaishibeizhualehuiqu,niumowangyeshicanghuangertao,tiantingdemianzibaozhule,bixiadingduokoutouzefaniliangju,buhuilaizhende。”

tingdaojiaomujiaodeyifanhua,gaotaoshenseshaohuan,suiranduilijingyiranqifen,dantayezhidaozijilikui,suihoulenghengyisheng,bianzhuanshenlikai。

jingguojiangyuelingmianqiandeshihou,henhendidengletayiyan,“xiaozi,zheibizhang,benshenjizhule。”

jiangyuelingsihaobuju,bizhideshulegenzhongzhi,“pani?”

gaotaolianseyihei,yishuaidaxiu,jiayunliqu。

“zheiweixianyou,nijinrilixiadagong,yihuierbixiabiyoushangci,wozaizheili,tiqianxiangongxinile,womenhaiyaohuiqufuming,jiuxianbuliaole,gaoci。”

jiangaotaolikai,jiaomujiaodengershibaxingsuyebuduodai,duijiangyuelingyigongshoubiandairenlikai。

zhenxianzaitiantingzhizhong,yijingshizhongcengguanlicengrenyuan。

zaiwangshangdejinxian,bujinshizaitianting,sanjiezhineidoushudeshanghao。

故无人敢不敬。

“xianyou,woyezoule。”

jingenzhe,lijingyegaocilikai,buguolinzouqian,haishiduijiangyuelingtixingleyiju。

“yushencirenxinyanjixiao,wanghouniyaoxiaoxinxie。”

“多谢天王提醒。”

江岳灵点头。

李靖离开了。

henkuaixianyudamenqian,youhuifulepingjing。

zhiyuneixiebeishayijishoushangdetianbingyuzu,shaohouyudiziyouanpai。

duiyuxishengderenyuanlaishuo,tiantingdefulizheiyikuai,haishibucuode。

buguozheixiejiulunbudaotaduoguanle。

xianzaitazhixiangqingdianyixiazijideshouhuo。

左右看了看。

领导已经被打跑了。

很好。

keyianxindeshangbanmoyu。

jiangyuelingshouqixianji,suihouzaixianyudamendepanlongzhuhoumianpantuiyizuo,kaishijianchaganggangfafangdejiangli。

huidaogangweishangdeqitatianbingyuzujianci,yanzhongdouliuluchulenongnongdexianmu。

zhenxiandalao,jiushizheimeziyourenxing。

爱了。