第5章
youshiguoleyihuier,guilinggaoyouguolaile,tajichuleyifuxiaorong,shuo:“houwang,zheige......”
“哼!”
sunwukongbieguolianqu,manliandeaojiao。
guilinggaozoudaolesunwukongdelianneibian,lianmangshuodao:“houwang,yinshideshiqing,haoshangliangha!”
tingdaozheihua,sunwukongyanjingmilemi,xiaodao:“shiwanyinshi!fouzezanmenbuyongtanle,nihuiquba!”
guilinggaolianseyoudianernankan,shuo:“shaoyidian,wuwan?”
sunwukongmizheyanjing,taijia:“bawan!”
guilinggaoshuo:“qiwan!”
sunwukongdiandiantou,feichanggancuidedao:“chengjiaole!”
yishunjian,guilinggaoganjuezijishibushibeikengleyiba?
buguo,douyijingdayingle,guilinggaoyebuhaozaishuoshenme。
erzhihou,sunwukongyeshiqiangbileguilinggao,rangtaxianjineiqiwanyinshi。
guilinggaoyeshimeibanfa,zhinengjile。
lianxileyixiayinjiandeshangtou,meiyihuier,jiuyouliangzhiguicha,daizhexuduodeqiheise,manshiyinqideshitouguolai。
“这就是阴石啊?”
孙悟空满脸的好奇。
guilinggaokanzhezheiyimu,yeshiroutengbuyi。
taxinlitanlekouqi,suijiduizhesunwukongxiaoxinyiyidewendao:“neime,houwang,zanmenkeyijixushuoleba?”
sunwukongdiandiantou:“ng,nimenyincaodifu,shixiangyaoranganlaosunganshenme?”
“ruguoshiyaoanlaosunganhuaishishenmede,anlaosunkebugan,anlaosunkeshihaohouzia!!”
guilinggaojiulianmangshuodao:“buhuidebuhuide,zheishiqing,houwangninxiangyaozuo,wanquanyeshiqingeryijude......”
budengguilinggaobahuashuowan,sunwukongjiukaikoushuodao:“ng,shima?”
“fanzheng,anlaosunjiubahuaxianshuole,birushenme,ranganlaosunqushashei,youhuozheshiqunagedifangdaoluan,haishishuoqudanaonimenyincaodifushade,anlaosunshijianjuebugande。”
guilinggaotinglehou,yikaishihaiyouxiefaleng,suijiyedoucaifanyingleguolai。
tebieshihoumiandeneibanjuhua。
zheihouzi,zhidaozijixiangyaolaizheilidemude??
dunshijian,guilinggaochadianyaoyikoulaoxuetuchulai。
kexitashiguicha,shiyinsi,xiangtuyemeidetu。
“houwang,ni......”
guilinggaomanliantieqing,yaoyakaikoushuodao:“nizaojiuzhidaole?”
sunwukongguzuoyihuo:“shenmezhidaole?”
“kuaidianshuokuaidianshuo,anlaosunkeshihenmangde,nilaizhaoanlaosun,shiyoushenmeshiqing??”
guilinggaoyaoleyaoya,shuodao:“haiqinghouwang,quwomenyincaodifuyitang......”
sunwukongmanliandechayi:“yaoanlaosunqunimenyincaodifuganshazi?”
“nanbucheng,nimenshixianggouanlaosundehun??”
shuodaozheili,sunwukongziyaliezui,hedeguilinggaolianmangshuodao:“bububu,houwang,niwuhuile。”
“womenzhishixiangyaohouwangni,bangwomendifuwanchengyigerenwu......”
“zheigerenwu,feihouwangnilaiwanchengbukede。”
sunwukongziranshizhidao,zheiguilinggaoshixiangyaotaganshenme,yinweijiangtianyezaojiuyijinggaosutale。
sunwukonglengxiaodao:“shima?”
“neinidaoshishuoshuo!!”
“buguo,anlaosungaosuni,yaoanlaosunbangmang,yebushibukeyi,zhishizheigefeiyong......”
zheibaimingzhe,shiyouyaohaochule。
guilinggaolianseyouxienankan,danhaishiganmangkaikoushuodao:“houwang,womenxiwangni,nengqudanaoyixiawomendifu,jiu,jiushaoweinaoyinaojiuxingle。”
“zheishiwomenshangtoujiaojiderenwu,haiqinghouwangbuyaojujuea!!”
guilinggaoshengpasunwukongjujue,youlimabuchongshuodao。
“什么?”
“大闹你们地府?”
sunwukongdengzheyanjing:“anlaosunzhiqianbushishuoguolema?”
“zheizhongshiqing,buyaozhaoan!!”
“nimenshangtouderenwuzhenshiqipaa!”
“buguo,zheiyegenanlaosunwuguan。”
“huiquba!zheishiqing,miantan!”
shuowan,sunwukongjiuxiaoshibujianle。
鬼灵羔一脸懵逼。
zhei,zenmeshuozoujiuzouleni!?
sunwukongjiuzheimezoule,budayingdanaodifu,tamenyincaodifuderenwu,kejiuwanbuchenglea!!
guilinggaoyebuzhidaoyaozenmebancaihao。
“ei,zhinengxianhuiqule!”
meibanfa,sunwukongdouzoule,yebuzhidaoquna,tayaozenmezhea?
......
阴曹地府。
yanwangdezhineisunwukongbudaying,erqiehaidajinquleqiwandeyinshi,buyoudeborandanu。
“zheihouzi,jingranshouleqianyoubuganhuo!zheshikeea!”
阎王愤怒吼道。
yipangdecuipanguanshuo:“yanwangye,zheihouzibudaying,zanmenpashibuhaobanle......”
yanwangchenshengshuodao:“yudineibianyijingzaicuile,erqiecuilehaojici,zanmenzheibiandoumeinengrangneihouzilainaodifu!”
cuipanguantanlekouqidao:“ruguoxianyongwozhiqianshuodeneigejihua,huoxuhuigenghaoyixiege!”
“yanwangye,nitingneiguilinggaodeganshaa?ruguoanzhaowodejihua,neihouzi,jueduihuixialaide!”
zaizhiqian,cuipanguanheguilinggaojiudougezitichulebanfa。
guilinggaoshixiangyaoxianlihoubing,yongqingqiudefangshi,rangsunwukonglaidanaodifu,daoshihouyebuhuinaodetaiguoyanzhong。
bijingdonghailongwangdelonggong,jiushiqianchezhijian,tadanxin,sunwukongdaoshihoulaidanaodifu,badifujinaofeile,neikejiuzaodagao。
difukegendonghailonggongbuyiyang,yaozhidao,difuzheilikeshizhangguanwushuyinhunlunhuidedifang,yaoshibeinaobengle,neixieyinhuneguiyaozenmeban!?
yejiushiyinweiruci,yanwangcaitongyileguilinggaodetiyi。
zhiyucuipanguandetiyi,henjiandan,jiushigenneisunwukonggan。
sunwukongdeshili,youtaiyijinxianhouqi,buguojiusuanshitaiyijinxianhouqiyouruhe?
yincaodifudeyinsi,youhuozheyixieegui,bieshuoshitaiyijinxianle,jiusuanshidaluojinxiandouyou。
dangranle,yibanlaishuo,daluojinxianzheidengcengcideqiangzhe,shibuhuiqingyichushoude。
yanwangyeshiyiweidaluojinxianxiuweideqiangzhe,danshirangtachushouquduifuyizhihouzi,ganjueyouxiedacaixiaoyongle。
zaiyuanbandexiyoujuqingli,yanwangqishiyeshiqianranglesunwukong,tazijimeiyouchushou。
yaoburan,sunwukongzaojiusizaiyincaodifule。
zenmekenenghaiyoudanaotiangongzheigejuqing??
neixie,doushifodaodegaoceng,zaibeihoucaokong,jisunwukongzuoxiu。
bijing,sunwukongkeshitiandaoqindingde,xiyouzhujiao。
yanwangcishiwenyanyeshilianseyichen:“nei,zheiyici,jiuyongcuipanguandetiyiba!!”
他心头也有怒火了。
beineihouzigexishuale,xinqingziranshibukaixinde。
cuipanguandunshijiuxiaodao:“hao!yanwang,wojueduihuiwanchengrenwude!!”
guilinggaolianseyouxienankan,shuo:“keshi,yanwang,donghailonggongneibian......”
cuipanguanlimajiufanbodao:“laogui,nijuede,ququdonghailonggong,nenggenwomenyincaodifuxiangtibinglunma?”
“erqie,zaiyincaodifuzheili,keshiyouwomenyanwangzai,daluojinxiandechaojiqiangzhea!”
“gengshen,youdizangwangpusaneiweizhunshengjibiededaneng,ququyizhihouzi,naonaoneilonggonghuoxukeyi,keshi,xiangyaozaiyincaodifuluanlai?”
“这是不可能的!”
的确是如此。
yincaodifudeqiangzhe,keshishubushengshu,yinsi,shenguanbushuo,jiuneixieegui,siqudeneixieqiangzhe,qihunpozaiyincaodifuyeshiburuode。
genghekuangdifuhaiyoushibacengdiyu,neilibianguanyade,caishidakongbucunzai。
buguoshitaiyijinxiandehouzi,zaiyincaodifuzheili,yousuandeleshenme?
崔判官满脸的不屑。
guilinggaoyejiumeihuashuole。
zhiyuzhihou,cuipanguanjiuquzuozhunbeile。
准备他的计划。
cuipanguandejihuahenjiandan,jiushiyaojinusunwukong。
sunwukongyifennu,jiuhuidaruyincaodifu。
zhiyuzhiqiandepaichuguichagouhun,cuipanguanzeshirenwei,neibingmeiyoubasunwukongjinudao。
......
youguolaisantian,huaguoshan,sunwukonghejiangtianzaishuiliandongli,youzaiyouzaidewanershua。
“lintianxiongdi,zheidouhaojitianle,difuneixiejiahuo,shibulailema?”
sunwukonghaoqidewendao,tazhidao,lintianshiwusuobuzhide,henduoshiqingtadouzhidao,zhibuguomeiyicisunwukongwenqi,biruneixieweilaishenmezhileide,lintiandouhuiyong:“tianjibukexielu!”zheiyangdehua,laifanbosunwukong。
sunwukongyeshimeibanfa,bijing,neikeshitianji,sunwukongziranshibuganqukuiji。
lintianhuidadao:“jueduihuilaide,bijing,jubenlishizheimexiede。”
sunwukongmanliandehaoqi:“juben?”
“lintianxiongdi,anlaosunjidenizhiqiangenanshuoguo,zaiweilai,anlaosunshifodaodeqizi?”
“shenzhidaozuihou,yeshiyijukuileieryi?zheidaodi,shizenmeyihuishia?”
lintianyouyuleyixia,shuo:“houzi,xianzaiwohaibunenggaosunizheixie,wubainianhou,nijiuhuizhidaole。”
tingdaoyaozheimeduonian,sunwukongyeshirenbuzhujinghu:“shenme!?”
“五百年??”
“要这么久吗?”
xiyouliangjie,congwubainianqianjiukaishibuzhi,zhibuguoxuyaowubainianhoucainengkaishizoujienan。
lintianshuo:“shide,jiushiyaowubainianhounicainengzhidao。”
“buguonifangxin,zhiyaonitingwode,wokeyigaibiannideweilai......”
qishi,lintianzaishuochuzheijuhuadeshihou,xinliyeshiyoudianerdanyoude。
ruguotagaibianlesunwukongdeweilai,neime,tiandaohuibuhuizhaoshangtani?
tiandao,huibuhuilaizhaotademafan??
xiyouliangjieli,sunwukongkeshizhujiao,ruguotadeweilaibeigaibianle,daoshihouxiyoujinxingbuxiaqu,tiandaojueduihuichumiande。
zheikebushinaozhewande!!
“made,womingyouwobuyoutian,guantatiandaolaibulai,ruguolaile,neijiupinle!!”
林天心中咬牙道。