第1章
“shifu，wocaishiqisui，wohaishiweichengnian，ninzenmenenghenxinganwoxiashan？”
“mingtianjiushinixiaozideshibasuishengri，gaichuquchuangdangle。”
“shifu，nixintaihenle！”
“ai，weishixiuxianbainian，cailianqijiuceng，nidouyijinglianqijiushijiucengle，weishiwoshizaimeidongxikeyijiaonilea！”
kunlunshandian，yizuopojiudemuwuqian，yigehefatongyandelaozheyilianwunaidekanzheyanqiandeshaonian。
shaoniannaolenaohounaoshao，renzhendao：“nei，yaobutuerbazijidexiulianxindezhengliyixia，chuanshoujishifu，rangshifuninnengzaorizhuishangtuerdebufa？”
laozhewenyanshunjianliansezhanghong，qidetiaoqilaiyijiao，jiubashaonianjichuaifeilechuqu，nudao：“nixiaoziganjinjiwogunxiashanqu！”
shuozhe，tanuqichongchongdejiuhuilecaowu，padeyisheng，guanshanglemumen！
zhenggecaowuyizhenyaohuang，chadiandangchangdaota！
shaonianlikedahandao：“shifu，wodouyaoxiashanle，ninshibushidegaosuwo，wofumushisheia？”
“weishishinianqiangenzhoujialaoyezidingxialehunyue，ninazhehunshu，quechengzhoujia，yingquzhoujiaerxiaojiezhouruoxue，neiyatoutianshengtizhiyinhan，weiyounidexiantianyangyuannengjie，suansuanshijian，yekuaidaolefazuoderizile。”
“haiyounineiqigeshijie，zheimeduonianmeijian，tamendouhenxiangni，youshijiannijiuqukankantamen！”
“zhiyunideshenshi，dengnishenmeshihouweiwokunlunshanyimaikaizhisanyele，weishiziranhuigaosuni！”
“haiyouzuihouyijianshi，guanxidaonidexiaoming，nixiaozitianzitaiguoyaonie，tiandaosuoburong，rihoubiyoudajiejianglin，ruoxiangpojie，weiyouzhaodaoneigeshijianweiyidechunyinzhiti，nimennaishiyuanyanghudieming......”
laozhedeshengyincongcaowuzhizhongpiaolai，yucitongshiyizhanghunshuyijiyikuailongwenyupeicongmenfengzhizhongfeilai，wenwendeluozaiyefeishoushang。
yefeizhuaqihunshuheyupei，zhengzhongdezaidishangkelesangexiangtou，niannianbushedao：“shifu，ninfangxin，yaobulejinianwojiuhuihuilaide，daoshihouwozaibawodexiulianxindechuanshoujinin，rangninzaorizhuishangtuerdebufa。”
“wangbagaozi，nijiwokuaigun！”
“得嘞！”
kunlunshanxiashiyitiaoguodao，zouchuqubuyuan，youyijiaxiaozhenmianguan。
yefeiziyouzaikunlunshanshangzhangda，ouerxiashan，yejiushizaifujindexiaozhenshangguangyiguang，yagenbuzhidaoechengzaina，tabendasuanlanxiayiliangguolucheliangwenyiwenlu，keximeirenyuanyitingche。
yushitalaidaomianguan，zhunbeixianchibaolezaishuo。
mianguanbuda，shengyiquebucuo，jingshizuomanle，yefeisaoleyiyan，faxianyouyizhuozuozhelianggedameinv，sihumianqiangjiyijihainengzuogeren。
yushitalikeshangqian，zainianjishaoxiaodeyigemeinvmianqianzuolexialai，yaoleyiwanniuroumian。
lianggemeinvkanletayiyan，meiyoushuoshenme，maitouchimian！
henkuaiyefeidezheiyiwanyeshangleshanglai，tahuchihuchijifenzhongjiujiganwanle，zhaohulaobanzhunbeijiezhang！
laobanshiyigetingzhedaduzidezhongniandashu，xiaohehededao：
“shibakuai，ninshisaomahaishixianjin？”
“现金！”
yefeiyagenmeishouji，tazhanqilaijiubashoushenjinkoudailimianzhunbeitaoqian，danshixiayimiao，tajiulengzhule。
xiashandeshihou，zoudetaijile，yagenmeizhaoshifuyaoqian。
takoudailimianyimaoqiandoumeiyou！
zhei......jiugangale！
“没钱啊？”
laobanjianduoshiguang，yixiazijiukanchuleyefeidexushi，dunshiliansejiuchenlexiaqu，nushengdao：“xiaozi，chibawangcan，xinbuxinwobaojingzhuani？”
nandaoxiashandiyitian，jiuyaoyinweichibawangcan，erdunjuzi？
tongzhuodeliangweimeinv，yeshichayidechaozheyefeikanleguolai。
yefeigangayixiao，shanshandao：“bushi，zheihaiyoudianmiantang，bunenglangfeile，wohewanlezaijiezhang！”
“哼！”
laobanlenghengleyisheng，yebuzou，jiuzaizheihushidandandedingzheyefei，baimingleshibuxiangxinyefeidehua！
jiuzaiyefeiwujikeshideshihou，tongzhuodeliangweimeinvzhanleqilai，qizhongnianjishaodadeyiweisanshichutoudeshaofu，kanleyefeiyiyan，taochuyizhangyibaidehongpiaopiaodijilaoban，dandandao：
“suanwodeba，buyongzhaole！”
laobanxizizidejieguoqian，zheicaifangguoleyefei！
yefeidunshidaxi，kanlaizhangdeshuaihaishidianyongdea，guanjianshikezhennengdangfanchia！
“谢谢美女姐姐！”
yefeilikechongzhezheiweiqizhibufan，qiantuhouqiaoshencaiaorendemeishaofudaoxie。
zheiyeshitadiyicizhengyandaliangzheigeshaofu，dunshitayanzhongjiushanguoyimojingcha——zheimeinvyoubing，erqiebingdebuqinga！
“不用！”
meishaofudandanshuoleyiju，bianjingzhilikai。
lingwaiyiweimeinvyejinsuiqihou，liangrenshangletingzaimenkoudeyilianglansemashaladizongcai。
yefeikebushijiansibujiuderen，genghekuangzheimeinvhaibangzijijielewei！
yushi，talikeyigejianbuzhuileshangqu，yibalakaichemen，yezuanlejinqu！
houzuodemeishaofuhejiashiweidemeinvdoushiyileng，erhoujiashiweidemeinvnudao：“hundan，nixiangganshenme？likejiwoxiaqu，buranwobaojingle！”
yefeiqueshiyilianyansurenzhendekanzhehouzuodemeishaofu，zhizhetaxiongqiandao：“meinv，kuairangwobangnirouyirou，buranyaochudashi。”