第4章
“kuaikaimen，womenlaodaguolaijiexifule！”
turanjian，menwaixiangqizhenzhenhuhan。
wuzhongchendongdengrenhailaibujifanying，waimianzhijiexiangqilebianpaosheng。
jiutingbushaorenqiaoluodaguqilai。
“hanlaodajieqin，chenjiadekuaikaimen！”
“xiangqinmenkuailaia，jintianwomenlaodahechenxuexijielianli，xitangrenrenyoufen！”
yishijian，bingchuangshanggangyousuohaozhuandeyanxiaoxiliansejubian。
meimeichenxuegengshizhijiehebailelian。
“donger，kuaibamenduzhu！”
yanxiaoxilianmanghuhuanchendong，danyoudekanxiangzijiayuanzhongyaoyaoyuzhuidelaojiumumen。
“fangxinbama，wobuhuirangtamendongxiaomeide。”
chendongyibiananweijiaren，yibianzouchuwuwai。
“xiaomeinihemajiuzaiwulihaohaodaizhe，yiqieyougezai。daihuiwuluntingdaoshenmedongjing，doubuyaochulai。”
chendongshuozhe，biandakaidamen，zouchulezijiayuanzi。
gangyichumen，jiukandaowaimianwuyangyangyipianrenjizijiamenkoududeshuixiebutong。
chulezuiqianfangdeshijimingqingnian，yuanchuhaiyoutingdaodongjingguolaikanrenaodecunmin。
lingtoudeheranjiushichendongqianqiandehanergou。
chendongfuqinzoudezao，yijiarendeshourudouyazaiyanxiaoxishenshang，yanxiaoxidaole，jinkaochendongyirendaliguoyuandeshoucheng，ziranshiweichibulejiazhongdeshengji。
nianqianyanxiaoxibingqingjiazhong，chendongwunaixia，zhihaoxiangcunlidehanergoujieleyibiqian。
hanergousuiranshicunzhongyoumingdeeba，danzushangchaiqianshideleyidabibuchang，rizixiangduifuyu。
suoyisuiranhanergouemingyuanyang，danyibanrenpobudeyi，yezhinengqujietadegaolidai。
chendongdangshiyeshipozaimeijie，bianjielesanwan。
dayingguoyuanshouchenghou，lianbendailisiwanyiqihaijihanergou。
danxianranhanergouzheicibushiguanglaitaozhaide。
siwankuaiqianeryi，tafanbushangjiaolaizheimeduorenzhuzhen。
taciciqianlaizhuyaoshibenzhechendongdemeimei，chenxuelaide！
chenxuesuirannianjinshiqi，queshizheipianyuanjinwenmingdexiaomeinv。
buguangpifugenchenglirensiderutongniuzhiban，shenduangengshiqiantuhouqiao，sihaokanbuchushigegaozhongsheng。
tahanergoukeshidianjibuzhiyiliangtianle。
dangshizhenshangdetianlongdingshangchendongguoyuanshi，tajiuliaodaoyourenhuiquyuanlizuosui。
yidanguoyuanhuilemeileshoucheng，chendongnashenmehaiqian？
haibushizhinengnameimeidijita！
jintiantatingdaozhaolaosidairenquchendongguoyuandazashi，jiudiyishijianzhaohuhupenggouyouwangzheibiangan。
buwangtadenglezheimejiu，xiangdaochenxueneihunyuanbaomandeshencai，hanergoujiubujinxinzhongzaore。
“hanergou，nijiaorenhuhanshenme？”
chendongyanzhongyunyitengsheng，lianmangzhizhiqiaoluodagudejiren。
“woshenmeshihoushuoguorangmeimeijianile？”
“haohaohao，nishidajiuge，nishuolesuan。”
hanergouliezhemanzuihuangya，buyiweirandixiaolexiao。
“xianqianshuohaodeshouchengshihaiwosiwan，wojintianjiushilaiyaoqiande，baqianjiwo，wojiuzouren。”
“dengwoguozimailewojiujini，bushihaimeidaorizinima？”
“chendong，shaozaizheigenwoshuazuipizi，sheibuzhidaoniyuanzixianzaimeile，gankuaijiqian！”
hanergoudeyidiyangleyangxiaba。
chenjiadexiankuang，tazaiqingchubuguo。
bieshuoshisiwanle，xianzaijiushiyiwandounabuchulai。
yejiuzaizheishi，yuanzilidechenxuehaishidanyoudizoulechulai。
hanergouyanzhongdejingguanggengshidafang！
jintiantafeiyaozaichuangshanghaohaoxiangshouxiangshouzheixiaolangtizideyushuizhihuan！
chendongjianhanergoumuluyinguang，lianmangyongshentidangzhudamen。
hanergoukanzheyanqiandechendong，xiseyijingsihaozheyanbuzhu。
“meiqianshiba？neiyemeishi。”
tazuishangshuozhe，yanjingqueyigejingdewangyuanlipie。
“meiqianjiubanimeimeichenxuejiajiwo，yihoudoushiyijiaren，meishenmejiebujiede。daoshihouwozaitianyiwandangcaili，zenmeyangdajiuge！？”
hanergouhuayingangluo，yanqianjiushiyizhenheiyingshanguo。
zhouranjiantazhenggerenbiandaofeierchu，henhendishuaizailedishang。
menqiandechendongshuangmuweihan，huanhuanshouqigaotaideyoutui，redezhongrenyizhenjinghu。
rucijiyutajiarendewulai，jiushicikemeiyoudedaozheitaoyuanyixiandechuancheng，tayetongyanghuichushoujiaoxunduifang！
“哎呦！”
hanergoucanjiaozhezhengzhapaqi，molemozijicengpodegebo，dunshiyishengnuhou。
“xiongdimendengshenmeni！dasizheigeqionggui！qianqianhaigandaren，shenmewanyia！”
zhouweigensuierlaidepopidunshiyihongershang。
kanrenaodecunminmianselengdan，fenfenyilunqilai。
“zheichendongzenmezheiyang？qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi，juranhaida！”
“zheijiushichenglihuilaidedaxuesheng！shenmewanyia，zhenshishubaidule！”
“tamadangshicongchenglilaishijiuchuanshigebuyaoliande，kexidongzitadiesidezao，haiqulegezheimegejianren！”
bushaolaotaitaidangjisuiqizuilai。
“yaowoshuo，chenxiaozinaoziyebuhaoshi，batameimeijiajihanergouzenmele？qianbujiubuyonghaile！”
“haibushitaneibuyaoliandeniangzhiwangguniangjiajiadenianshu，guaibudeqiongni，yijiazimeinaozi！”
laotaipomenshangqiehaizaineiyilunfenfen。
ernanrenmen，queshixiangyaokanchendongaidashideqingxing。
gegeshibuguanji，gaogaoguaqi。
ercishi，chendongqueshimiansepingdan。
tagenbenjiumeiyoujiangyanqianchonglaideyizhongpopifangzaiyanli。
youleyixianchuancheng，huodexiushililiangdeta。
zheixiewaigualiezaohezuguachi！
tayijiaogouqimenkousuiyibaifangdebiandan，lingkongyijiao。
biandanjiuzheimefeichuzaxiangjiren，yijizhixia，shurenbeizaderenyangmafan。
“zhentamayibangfeiwu，tajiuyiren，nimenpashenme！”
hanergoukandejidedajiao，zhuaqidishangdeshitoujiuyaochongqu。
yizhongdehunhunyuanbenjianchendongturangongfulede，haiyouxiechouchu，danjianhanergouzhuaqiwuqi，tamenyefenfenchaoqidishangdejiahuojiuyaodaqu。
quemeixiangdaozaizheishi，chendongdongle。
tayijiaocaizaimenkoudedashitoushang，jingranyingshengshengcaisuikailai。
yaozhidaozheikeshishuitongdadeyanshia！
kebushishuinichangneixiecuzhilanzaodehongzhuan。
rucishidashidejianguxing，jingbeichendongyijiaocaisui。
yishijian，kongqidoufangfoshininggule。
nazheshitouchongzaizuiqianfangdehanergoumanlianjinge。
eryizhongpopigengshihunshenjiangzaiyuandi。
好家伙！
zheimedashitoudoubeiyijiaogansuile，yaoshicaizaitamenshenshang。
还不直接踩断骨头！