乡野医仙贼快活第17章

yujienvzinalijianguozheizhongchangjing,liansecanbai,jiulianshentidoujinzhangdeweiweizhandou。

buguobiaomianshanghaishijiazhuanghenzhendingdeyangzi,dingzheluosaihunanziwendao:“nimendaodishishenmeren?”

“nimenzhibuzhidao,dangjiedarenshifanfade?”

luosaihunanzisihumeiyoudangyihuishiqing,shuangshouyitandao:“duibuqiyudalaoban,wojunyidagehaizhenbuzhidaoshenmeshifanfa。”

“yaobuyuda**nixiache,jiwohaohaokepuyixia?”

“huozhejintianwanshang,womencuxizhangtan,haohaoliaoliaoshenmejiaozuofanfa?”

军衣大哥?

yumengqitingdaozheijigezi,xinzhongbujingedengleyixia。

junyidageshizhouzhixianheidaoshangmianyoumingdedage,wunianqiantingshuodacanleyigenanzi,panlewunian。

meixiangdaoxianzaijingranchulaile?

keshizijihejunyidagewuyuanwuchou,weishenmeyaodangjielanziji?

yumengqihencongming,kaikouwendao:“yuanlaishiheheyoumingdejunyidagea,jiuwennidedaming。”

“buzhidaonishishenmeyuanyinhewoguobuqu?”

“ruguoshiwozhiqiandezuinile,woxianzaijinidaogeqian,ruguoshiyourenzhishinide,woyuanyichushuangbeidejiage。”

“嘿嘿!”

junyidageheiheiyixiao,luchuyimoxieedexiaorong。

dingzheyumengqidexiongkoubutingdekanzhe,molemozuichundao:“neiruguowoshuoshiyinweinidemeiseni?”

“yudalaobanjintianwanshangyuanbuyuanyipeiwoyiwan?”

“你……”

于梦琪无话可说。

kanlaizheijunyidagejintianshichidingzijile。

“junyidage,wogangcaishuole,dangjiesunhaitarencaichanshifanfaxingwei。”

yumengqiyilianyansudao:“niruguozaixiangdunjianyu,woxianzailimajiubaojing。”

说着,

yumengqinaqidianhua,zuochuleyaobaojingdezishi。

buguojunyidagebujinmeiyouhaipa,haichaozheyumengqidao:“yudalaoban,wojunyidagekeshizhianjulimiandechangkele。”

“nijintianzheitongdianhuayaoshidachuqu,wojunyidageyihoujiuchanshangnile。”

“ktvlimiandepeijiu**wojunyidagewanleyigebian,haiconglaimeiyouchangchangdalaobanshishenmeziwei,wojunyidagefeidechangchangbuke。”

junyidagezheimeyishuo,yumengqiyouxiefanchule。

bijingzheigejunyidageshiyigebuyaomingdezhu,shenmeshiqingdoukeyizuodechulai。

duifangkeyijinhenduocijianyu,buguozijibunengshibaiyici。

不然名声就毀了。

zuizhuyaodeshizijihaiyouyigeshuiguodiandeshengyi,ruguobeizheigejunyidagechanshang,shengyiyebiexiangzuole。

yumengqimomodefangxialeshouji,“junyidage,nidaodixiangyaoganshenme?”

“xiangyaoduoshaoqiannishuo!”

“zhiyaonishuoyigeshu,wojinkenengdemanzuni?”

junyidageyilianweisuodetianletianzuichundao:“nijuedewojunyidageshiaiqianderenma?”

“wogangcaishuole,ktvlimiande**woshiguole,haimeiyoushiguonizheigedalaobanshishenmeziwei。”

“wodeyaoqiuhenjiandan,shichunidehunshenjieshu,haohaodepeiwoyiwan,wojiuxiangkankannizheiyanggaogaozaishangdedalaoban,guizaiwomianqiandiweideyangzi。”

“你!”

yumengqiqideshuobuchuhualai。

xiongqiandelianggedatuanyuanyiqiyifu,kandejunyidagenuobukaiyanjing。

“neiwoyaoshibuxiacheni?”yumengqijinjindezhuazhufangxiangpanshuodao。

“不下车?”

junyidagelenghengleyisheng,“neijiuduibuzhule。”

“xiongdimenjiwoshang,bazheigenvrenjiwocongcheshangbaxialai。”

随即,

shijigexiaodiyiyongershang。

yumengqikandaozheimeduodexiaodichongleguolai,youshoucongzuoyishangmochuyibajiandao,jinjindewozaileshoulimian。

“**!”

zhouchenkandaozheiyimu,baochuleyigecukou,qizhezixingchehaobuyouyudechaozheshijigexiaohunhunchongleguoqu,kouzhongdahandao:“kuairangkai,chabuzhule!”

“撞上了不怪我!”

zixingchehengchongzhizhuang,shijigexiaohunhunyikan,fenfenhuangdeyipi,ganjinchaozheliangbianshanduoleguoqu。

zhouchenwenwendejiangzixingchetingzailebaomacheqianmian。

junyidagekandaozhouchenshiyigeershichutoudenianqingren,meiyoufangzaiyanli,houleyisheng,“nizheige**dejiahuo,meizhangyanjinga!”

“ganjinjiworangkai,biehuaiwodehaoshi!”

“buranwolianniyiqida。”

zhouchenfangxiazixingche,jiazhuanghenhaipadeyangzi,chaozheshijigexiaohunhunwendao:“geweidage,gangcaishiwozhenchabuzhule。”

“meiyouzhuangzhedajiaba?”

“yaoshizhuangdaoledajia,wojidajiapeigebushile,ruguoyanzhong,haiqingdajiaquyiyuanjianchayixia,suoyoudefeiyongwochu。”

“e,duile,bumandajia,wojiushiyiweiyisheng,naweidagejuedebushufu,keyirangwojianchayixia。”

junyidagekandaozhouchen,yilianbunaifan,chaozhezijideshouxiahuilehuishou,“lailianggeren,bazheigebuzhangyandejiahuojiworengyibianqu。”

“biehuailewomendehaoshi。”

“是大哥!”

lianggexiaodifengfenghuohuodelaidaozhouchengenqian,gangyaojiangzhouchenzhuaqilairengdaoyibian。

“砰砰!”

shougangdadaozhouchendejianbangshang,jiutingdaopengpengliangsheng。

lianggexiaodizhitingtingdedaofeilechuqu,zazaidishangshuaidewawazhijiao。

suoyourenhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,yilianmengbi。

“gangcaifashengshenmele?”

“tamenlianggezenmefeichuqule?”

“这是怎么回事?”

“是我眼花了吗?”

jiulianjunyidageyedouyilianyihuo,dingzhezhouchen,yiziyijudewendao:“nianqingren,gangcaidaodishibushini?”

“niduiwodeshouxiazuoleshenme?”

zhouchenzheicaizuijiaoweiweiyiyangdao:“womeiyouzuoshenme,zhishiwozheigerenyouyigeqiguaidetedian。”

“shenmetedian?”junyidagehaoqidewendao。

zhouchenyifushenmideyangzishuodao:“jiushiqitarenruguopengdaowodeshenti,huimomingqimiaodebeidankai。”

“erqieduifangyongdeliliangyueda,jiuhuibeidandeyuehen。”

“yizhiyuxianzaidoumeiyourengandongwo。”

junyidageyiting,limaxiaoleqilai,“haha,tianxiahaiyouzheizhongren?”

“xiaozi,nidangwoshisansuixiaohaiba?”

“wojunyidagejintianpianbuxin,jintianjiushishininengbunengbawomensuoyourendoudankai!”

“xiongdimen,jiwoyiqishang。”