yujienvzinalijianguozheizhongchangjing,liansecanbai,jiulianshentidoujinzhangdeweiweizhandou。
buguobiaomianshanghaishijiazhuanghenzhendingdeyangzi,dingzheluosaihunanziwendao:“nimendaodishishenmeren?”
“nimenzhibuzhidao,dangjiedarenshifanfade?”
luosaihunanzisihumeiyoudangyihuishiqing,shuangshouyitandao:“duibuqiyudalaoban,wojunyidagehaizhenbuzhidaoshenmeshifanfa。”
“yaobuyuda**nixiache,jiwohaohaokepuyixia?”
“huozhejintianwanshang,womencuxizhangtan,haohaoliaoliaoshenmejiaozuofanfa?”
军衣大哥?
yumengqitingdaozheijigezi,xinzhongbujingedengleyixia。
junyidageshizhouzhixianheidaoshangmianyoumingdedage,wunianqiantingshuodacanleyigenanzi,panlewunian。
meixiangdaoxianzaijingranchulaile?
keshizijihejunyidagewuyuanwuchou,weishenmeyaodangjielanziji?
yumengqihencongming,kaikouwendao:“yuanlaishiheheyoumingdejunyidagea,jiuwennidedaming。”
“buzhidaonishishenmeyuanyinhewoguobuqu?”
“ruguoshiwozhiqiandezuinile,woxianzaijinidaogeqian,ruguoshiyourenzhishinide,woyuanyichushuangbeidejiage。”
“嘿嘿!”
junyidageheiheiyixiao,luchuyimoxieedexiaorong。
dingzheyumengqidexiongkoubutingdekanzhe,molemozuichundao:“neiruguowoshuoshiyinweinidemeiseni?”
“yudalaobanjintianwanshangyuanbuyuanyipeiwoyiwan?”
“你……”
于梦琪无话可说。
kanlaizheijunyidagejintianshichidingzijile。
“junyidage,wogangcaishuole,dangjiesunhaitarencaichanshifanfaxingwei。”
yumengqiyilianyansudao:“niruguozaixiangdunjianyu,woxianzailimajiubaojing。”
说着,
yumengqinaqidianhua,zuochuleyaobaojingdezishi。
buguojunyidagebujinmeiyouhaipa,haichaozheyumengqidao:“yudalaoban,wojunyidagekeshizhianjulimiandechangkele。”
“nijintianzheitongdianhuayaoshidachuqu,wojunyidageyihoujiuchanshangnile。”
“ktvlimiandepeijiu**wojunyidagewanleyigebian,haiconglaimeiyouchangchangdalaobanshishenmeziwei,wojunyidagefeidechangchangbuke。”
junyidagezheimeyishuo,yumengqiyouxiefanchule。
bijingzheigejunyidageshiyigebuyaomingdezhu,shenmeshiqingdoukeyizuodechulai。
duifangkeyijinhenduocijianyu,buguozijibunengshibaiyici。
不然名声就毀了。
zuizhuyaodeshizijihaiyouyigeshuiguodiandeshengyi,ruguobeizheigejunyidagechanshang,shengyiyebiexiangzuole。
yumengqimomodefangxialeshouji,“junyidage,nidaodixiangyaoganshenme?”
“xiangyaoduoshaoqiannishuo!”
“zhiyaonishuoyigeshu,wojinkenengdemanzuni?”
junyidageyilianweisuodetianletianzuichundao:“nijuedewojunyidageshiaiqianderenma?”
“wogangcaishuole,ktvlimiande**woshiguole,haimeiyoushiguonizheigedalaobanshishenmeziwei。”
“wodeyaoqiuhenjiandan,shichunidehunshenjieshu,haohaodepeiwoyiwan,wojiuxiangkankannizheiyanggaogaozaishangdedalaoban,guizaiwomianqiandiweideyangzi。”
“你!”
yumengqiqideshuobuchuhualai。
xiongqiandelianggedatuanyuanyiqiyifu,kandejunyidagenuobukaiyanjing。
“neiwoyaoshibuxiacheni?”yumengqijinjindezhuazhufangxiangpanshuodao。
“不下车?”
junyidagelenghengleyisheng,“neijiuduibuzhule。”
“xiongdimenjiwoshang,bazheigenvrenjiwocongcheshangbaxialai。”
随即,
shijigexiaodiyiyongershang。
yumengqikandaozheimeduodexiaodichongleguolai,youshoucongzuoyishangmochuyibajiandao,jinjindewozaileshoulimian。
“**!”
zhouchenkandaozheiyimu,baochuleyigecukou,qizhezixingchehaobuyouyudechaozheshijigexiaohunhunchongleguoqu,kouzhongdahandao:“kuairangkai,chabuzhule!”
“撞上了不怪我!”
zixingchehengchongzhizhuang,shijigexiaohunhunyikan,fenfenhuangdeyipi,ganjinchaozheliangbianshanduoleguoqu。
zhouchenwenwendejiangzixingchetingzailebaomacheqianmian。
junyidagekandaozhouchenshiyigeershichutoudenianqingren,meiyoufangzaiyanli,houleyisheng,“nizheige**dejiahuo,meizhangyanjinga!”
“ganjinjiworangkai,biehuaiwodehaoshi!”
“buranwolianniyiqida。”
zhouchenfangxiazixingche,jiazhuanghenhaipadeyangzi,chaozheshijigexiaohunhunwendao:“geweidage,gangcaishiwozhenchabuzhule。”
“meiyouzhuangzhedajiaba?”
“yaoshizhuangdaoledajia,wojidajiapeigebushile,ruguoyanzhong,haiqingdajiaquyiyuanjianchayixia,suoyoudefeiyongwochu。”
“e,duile,bumandajia,wojiushiyiweiyisheng,naweidagejuedebushufu,keyirangwojianchayixia。”
junyidagekandaozhouchen,yilianbunaifan,chaozhezijideshouxiahuilehuishou,“lailianggeren,bazheigebuzhangyandejiahuojiworengyibianqu。”
“biehuailewomendehaoshi。”
“是大哥!”
lianggexiaodifengfenghuohuodelaidaozhouchengenqian,gangyaojiangzhouchenzhuaqilairengdaoyibian。
“砰砰!”
shougangdadaozhouchendejianbangshang,jiutingdaopengpengliangsheng。
lianggexiaodizhitingtingdedaofeilechuqu,zazaidishangshuaidewawazhijiao。
suoyourenhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,yilianmengbi。
“gangcaifashengshenmele?”
“tamenlianggezenmefeichuqule?”
“这是怎么回事?”
“是我眼花了吗?”
jiulianjunyidageyedouyilianyihuo,dingzhezhouchen,yiziyijudewendao:“nianqingren,gangcaidaodishibushini?”
“niduiwodeshouxiazuoleshenme?”
zhouchenzheicaizuijiaoweiweiyiyangdao:“womeiyouzuoshenme,zhishiwozheigerenyouyigeqiguaidetedian。”
“shenmetedian?”junyidagehaoqidewendao。
zhouchenyifushenmideyangzishuodao:“jiushiqitarenruguopengdaowodeshenti,huimomingqimiaodebeidankai。”
“erqieduifangyongdeliliangyueda,jiuhuibeidandeyuehen。”
“yizhiyuxianzaidoumeiyourengandongwo。”
junyidageyiting,limaxiaoleqilai,“haha,tianxiahaiyouzheizhongren?”
“xiaozi,nidangwoshisansuixiaohaiba?”
“wojunyidagejintianpianbuxin,jintianjiushishininengbunengbawomensuoyourendoudankai!”
“xiongdimen,jiwoyiqishang。”