第3章:整顿花果山 捡天兵的掉落

di3zhang:zhengdunhuaguoshanjiantianbingdediaoluo

lupingtamenhuidaodonglideshihou,dongliyijingyoulebushaohouer。

bijingzheiyangdexijigesanchawujiuyou,bujilingdezaojiusiguangle,shengxiadebengguanxiuweiruhe,zhishaopaodehenkuai。

lupingyangleyangshou,xiaohouhexiaoxiaohoumenbianhenzhudongdenuokaileyikuaidifang,ershijizhidahouziweizhezhongjiandeshizhuozuolexialai,zheijiushihuaguoshanjinshengdediyidaihou,yesuanshigeyuanlaohui。

“jiushijiu,jiushijiu,nidaodizenmele,jingrannengdabaiwugetianbing,zheiqibushiyudawangyibanlihai!”

youhoubengqilaidunzaishidengshang,jiuzhehoumaojihouhoudewendao。

lupingdangchangjiuxiangsongtayigebaiyan,sunwukongzhishaoyedeyouyaowangdejingjie,dangnianzainantianmenkuangzoushiwantianbingbudaichuanqide,suishuoyouxiebiaoyanchengfenzailimian,danrenjiadeshiliyeshishishizaizaibaizaineide。

zijiququyigexiaoyao,jiusuankaolexitongdeshiyongzhuang,yelitahaichaleyidajieni。

bixudeganjinbayingjiusunhouzideshiqingbaishangtaimian,yilaizijinengnarenwujiangli,lidiyaowang,erlaiyeshiyougedadadekaoshan,erqiehainengpohuaifomendexitianqujingjihua,bimiantamenjinyibuzuoda。

“shiqingshizheiyangde......”

lupingshaoshaosikaolepianke,yongzijidangniankanxiaoshuodelingganbaxitongbaozhuangchengshanggutiandaodeyibufen,peihezhetadepiantoukaichangjihouzimenjianglegemanzhangdeyaozuquanbingpangluobeifodaoermenqifudegushi。

tajuedezijishibashuoshudetianfufahuidaolejizhi,juqingdiedangqifu,neirongxiangshi,zhenggehouqunbeihudeyilengyilengde,zaitajiangwanzhihoudoubaochilezhangdashufenzhongdechenmo。

zuihouhaishipiqizuiweibaozaodehousancongshizhuoshangbengleqilai。

“嚓!”

tashijingboleboerduo,ziyaliezuidetiaolaitiaoqu。

“kee,kee,shizaishitaikeele,tiantinghelingshanxiangyaofumiewomenyaozubushuo,haixiangliyongzanmenjiadawang,jiushijiunishuozheigairuheshihao?”

houzimendengjiguanniandanbo,tongchangshisheibiaoxiandeniubitamenjiutingsheide。

xianzailupingheranyijingchengletamendehexin。

“womendeyaozhenzuoqilai,bunengzhikaodawangbaohu,haiyaonenggoubaohudawangheqitadeyaozutongzu。”

lupingyizhengciyandehuilehuiquantou。

“diyibu,womenyinggaixiangdawangheshangguyaozuqianbeineiyangyougezijidemingzi。suhuashuo,dalubupingpangrenchan,wojuedingcongxianzaikaishigaimingjiaoluping!”

lupingjiagongjisidedashenghandao,tazaojiuxianggaidianhoujiushijiuzheigelingrentuxuesanshengdemingzile,zhenghaochenzheigejihuijizijizhenggeming。

houzimenlengleleng,huazhakaileguo。

“haoa,haoa,woyexiangyaogedawangneiyangdemingzi。”

“wotingshuorenchushengdeshihoudoushiyaoquhaotingdemingzide,budanyaogedaming,haiyaoxiaoming。”

“ya,qushenmemingzihaoa,jiushijiuyejiaoluping,dawangjiaosunwukong,zanmenyegenzhetamenxingba。”

“jiushijiu,jiushijiu,nibangsangexianggemingziba!”

......

lupingzaicilingjiaolehouzimendefasansiwei,tamensihaomeiyouchajuedezheiheyaozuzhenxingjihuameiyoubanmaoqianguanxi,zhuantoujiukaishixingzhibobodexianghuquqilemingzi。

jiulianxitongdouzaitanaozilikuangxiaoqilai,xiaodetanaojiangzidouyaochouyiqile。

“大哥!”

lupinglazhuzhuaernaosaidehouda,jiangzhuangzhetaijizaohuadandexiaoheipingdijileta。

“nibazheixiedanyaohuazaishuizhongjixiaohouhexiaoxiaohoumenhe,hewanzhihoutamenbiannengkaiqilingzhi,kaishixiuxing。”

“a,danyao......ng,hao,wozheijiuqu......jiushijiu,nishuowojiaoshenmehaoni?”

lupingkanzhemaodoukuaibeijiudiaoguangledehouda,zhuanshenjiuzou,takemeidasuanbaigetanzhuanmenfuzequmingcezi。

chuleshuiliandong,lupinghuanchuxitong,kanlekanzijidexinxi。

【陆平】

【zhongzu:yao(hou)jingjie:xiaoyaozhongjie】

【法宝:无】

【功法:无】

zhenshijiandancubao,tianshengtianyang,huaguoshanshangdehouzichulesunwukongquputilaozuneilishenzaoguo,qitahoudoushishunqizirandefazhan,gongfafabaoshenmededoushifuyun。

kanwanxinxizhihou,xitonglihaiyougerenwuliebiao,tayinianyidong,liebiaobianzixingzhankai。

【teshurenwusji:yingjiudasheng,qixianwu,jianglilidiyaowang】

【richangrenwu:zhaodaotianbingshiti,jiaohuotamendefaqizhuangbei,qixianlianggeshichen。】

qi,jiandiaoluozheizhongshi,jiusuanbushirenwubenshaoyeyehuiqudehaoba。

lupingpiepiezui,danshoujiuzhetoudingdeshuzhi,huxiaozhexiangtianbingmenfeiluodefangxianghuangdangerqu。

tianbingsuirandaigebingzi,danrenjiayeshizhengzhengjingjingxiuxingshuzai,jinglijiutianleijie,weiliexianbanderenwu。

fangzaixiyouzhonggeludalaomianqianshilongtao,zaifanrenmianqianqueyijingshichaofandecunzai,suibianyigefanjianmenpaikanjiantamendoushiyaozhangdengjiecaiqingzhuyifande。

lupingxianbatamendezhishikaijiahebingrenjianlehuilai,chuqubeitadasuidezhiwai,yousitaokaijiaheliangbingbingren,lingwaitahaicongqizhongyirenjiaoxiabachuleyishuangxuezi。

【lingqitianbingzhanren,lingqitianbingzhankai,lingqifeitianxue。】

xitongaigebaochulezheixiedongxidemingzi,lupingbuyoudezashe,zheitiantingguorancaidaqicu,tianbingdezhishizhuangbeidoushilingqijibie,zheishiwantianbingkejiushijishiwanjianlingqi,guangshihuadiaodelingshijiubuzaishaoshu。

狗大户啊!

【ding!jiancedaosuzhuwanchengrichangrenwu,qingxuanzejiangli,huodeyaozugongfayoulongbu。】

lupinglengleyixia,zheicimeiyoujixuanxiang,zhijieyichuantupuchuxianzainaohaidangzhong,lailaihuihuishanleqibabian,tongshitineiyaoliyunzhuan,laihuigudanglehaojici。

tazhijuedezijihunshenqingdexiangshinengpiaoqilaiyiyang,qingbuzijindebiananzhaonaozilidetuputiaoshangleshucha,shunxijianbianbapingshiyaohaojifenzhongcainengtiaowandelinzizhenggehuangleyibian。

“好东西啊!”

taganggangkaishixinxi,naoziliyoushidingyisheng。

【richangrenwugengxin:dabaixinderuqinzhe,baohuhuaguoshan。】

tiantingderenlaidezheimekuai?

lupingmeitouyizhou,taiqitoulai,quekanjianyuanchuyizhenyanwufanteng,renshengdingfei,maosibushitiantingderenma。

eryuanchu,jizhixiaohoulianbengdaitiaodexiangzhelupingchongleguolai,zhejidedashenghandao。

“jiushijiuye......a,budui,lupingyeye,aolaiguodexiushiyoulaigongshanle,tamenlailehaoduohaoduoren!”