第6章 招摇撞骗(2000字)

bingfangnei,wushudeyiqishandong。

chuangshangtangzheyigejiqixuruoderen,ruguobushipangbiandexindiantuhaiyouhudu,kongpasuoyourendouyiweizheishiyijushiti。

zheigeren,zhengshijiangjiadejiazhu,jiangqiushan!

“nimenfuqinbingdebuqinga!kanzheiqingkuang,woyaoshizaiwanlaigeyilianggexiaoshi,tajiuyijingshiyijushitile!”

xufeigangjinmen,bianyiyankandaoletangzaichuangshangderen,youyoudishuodao。

“he,wuzhidehuangkouxiaoer,yilaofukan,jiangqiushanzhishaohainenghuoliangtian!”

huaxianzongbuxiedikanzhexufei,taxianzaiyijingchedixiangxinzheixufeijiushigepianzi。

“zhengchangqingkuangxiajiangqiushanqueshihainenghuoliangtian,dannibuzhidaodeshitatineizhongdejiaoxinchandu,yuedaoxinmaiduxingyueqiang!zaiguobudaolianggexiaoshi,tajiuhuimingsanghuangquan!”

xufeiyehaobushiruodihuiyingdao。

jiangxueqinghejiangxuelinjiemeiyitingdaohuashenyidehua,jimangguizaitademianqian:

“huashenyi,qiuqiunijiujiuwodefuqin!”

“heng!rangneigepianziqujiuba!shenmexinchandu,laofuxingyizheimeduonian,jiumeijianguozheizhongdu!”

“yaoburanshuonishijingdizhiwani!”xufeisonglesongjiandao。

“ni!hao,wodaoshiyaokankannishizenmechuzheisuoweidexinchandu!”

huaxianzongzaicibeiqidao,denglexufeiyiyanbianbuzaiyanyu。

“xufei,niyaoshizaiduihuashenyibujing,nijiugunchuqu!”

jiangxuelinhejiangxueqingyikoutongshengdichongxufeihoudao。

“nimenzheilianggechunnvren,nimenxianzaizuiyinggaiqiude,yinggaishiwo,erbushizheigexueyibujingdelaolangzhong!”

“nimenlianggebieshuohua,rangtazhi,wojintiandaoshiyaokankanzheixiaoziyoushenmebenshi!”

huashenyiqidehuzizhizhan。

huashenyifahua,ernvyebuganzaishuoshenme,zhidedingzhexufei。

ruguofuqinyoushenmeyiyang,tamenhuizaidiyishijianbaxufeinaxia!

“kanhaole,jintianjiurangnizhangzhangjianshi!”xufeicongtieshenyiwuzhongnachuyibaoyinzhen。

huashenyikandaoxufeinachuyibaoyinzhen,gengjiabuxie:

“zailaofumianqianbanmennongfu,shizaishikexiao。”

“laopifu,zhengdayanjingkanhaole!jintianjiurangnizhidaoshenmejiaorenwaiyouren,shanwaiyoushan!”

xufeizhijiechouchuyigenyinzhen,yixunleibujiyanerzhishizhazailejiangqiushandetaichongxueshang。

zheigexueweifuzexinzangdegongneng,zhijieduixinzangdongzhenweixianxingtaida。

yigebuxiaoxin,jiurongyicujinxinchandumanyan。

suoyixufeixuanzezaizheigedifangdongshou。

‘噗!’

jiuzaicishi,jiangqiushandeshentituranzuoqi,yikouheixuezhijietuzailexuebaidebeidanzhishang!

“父亲!”

jiangxuelinhejiangxueqingtongshidajiaoyisheng,yirenbaozhexufeideyizhishou,zhijiebatasisilazhu。

turanbeiernvturanlazhu,xufeiganjuedaosituanrouruanbaoguozhezijidegebo,youxiewunai:

“nimenzheiyangwogenbenmeifadongzhena!”

“hahaha!wohaiyiweiniyoushenmenengnai,yuanlaiyezhishixuzhangshengshi!”

huaxianzongkandaoxufeizhazhendeshoufahejiangqiushandefanying,shunjianchushengchaofengdao。

“xufei!niganmoushawodefuqin!woyaoyaosini!”

jiangxueqingzhijiezhangkaixiaozui,sisidiyaozhuxufeidegebo。

“si!”xufeidaoxileyikouliangqi,meixiangdaozheixiaoyatouliqihaibuxiao,xiasishouazheishi。

“lairen!bazheigepianzijiwolachuquda!”jiangxuelinbinglengdeshengyinxiangqi。

“dengyixia!woyaorangzheigexiaopianzikankanshenmecaishizhenzhengdezhenjiu!”

huaxianzongzhijiejiangqilanxia,suihoujingzhizoudaojiangqiushandechuangqian。

“xiaozi,haohaokan,haohaoxue,buyaosuibianzhangwoyidianyishu,jiuchulaizhaoyaozhuangpian!”

shuozhe,huashenyizhijienachushushigenyinzhen,shoufajiqixunmengdanqueyoushifenjingquedizhazaijiangqiushanxinzangdedifang。

yanhualiaoluandeshoufazhijiebajiangxueqinghejiangxuelinjikandaile。

xufeikandaozheiyiqie,meiyousihaozhenjing,zhishidandandishuodao:

“shoufabucuo,zhishinizaijixuzhaxiaqu,jishishiwo,yehennanbarenjiuhuilailou!”

“heng!siyazizuiying!”

suizhezuihouyigenyinzhenluoxia,tangzaichuangshangdejiangqiushanturankesoulejisheng,suihoujuranmanmanzhengkaileyanjing。

“wo……haihuozhe?”jiangqiushanzhengzhazhexiangyaozuoqishenlai。

jiangxuelinhejiangxueqingjimangsongkaixufeidegebo,paodaolebingchuangqian。

“ba!nizhongyuxingle!nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang?”

gebochudesituanrouruanlikai,xufeihaiyouxiebushe,huanhuanzoushangqianqu。

“woxianzaiganjuefeichanghao,jiushiyoudiane,shisheijiulewo?”

jiangqiushandemiansehongrun,sihaokanbuchushengbingdejixiang,hegangcaijianzhipanruoliangren。

“shihuaandayaofangdehuashenyi,shitajiulenin!”jiangxueqingqiangzheshuodao。

“xiexiehuashenyi!meixiangdaowozheitiaolaominghainengdedaonindedajiu!shizaishisanshengyouxing!”

jiangqiushanjidongdechonghuaxianzonggongshou,。

huaxianzongbaishou,yinyangguaiqidishuodao:“laofubuguoshiyigexueyibujingdelaolangzhong,nabideshangzheiweixiaoxiongdia!”

“zheiweixiaoxiongdishi?”jiangqiushanyihuodikanxianglexufei。

“zheijiushigejianghupianzi!gangcairuguobushitazhaleneiyizhen,ninyebuzhiyutuxue,haihaohuashenyibaninjiulehuilai!”jiangxuelinyaoyaqiechidishuodao。

ruguofuqinchuleshenmeyiwai,tazhendenenghouhuizhongsheng,bijingshitabaxufeidaihuilaide。

jiangqiushanlianyihei,shunjianganjueyouxiehoupa,meixiangdaogangcaizijichadianjiusile。

“lairen,bazheigejianghupianzijiwolachuqu!”jiangqiushannushengshuodao。

menwaituranjinlaijigebiaoxingdahan,zhijiejiuyaobaxufeituochuqu。

“nixianzaisuxingshizhengchangde,yinweigangcaihuaxianzong**daolenidexinzang,daozhinixianzaixinxueniliu,suoyicaihuihuiguangfanzhao,dengdaoxueyedaizhexinchanduzaiciliuhuixinzang,neijiushenxiannanjiule!”

xufeidandingdishuodao,meiyousihaohuangluan。

“nishaozaizheiliyaoyanhuozhong,woxianzaiganjuezijideshentifeichanghao!”

xufeiyaoyaotouxiaoerbuyu,zhishizuizhongtuchujigeshuzi:

“3……”

“nizaishuoshenme?”jiangxueqingfennudishuodao。

“2……”

“heng,wufeishiqiangzhuangzhendingbale!”huaxianzongxiaohehedifumozhezijidehuzi。

“1!”

xufeihuayinweiluo,shangyimiaohaizaitanxiaofengshengdejiangqiushan,xiayimiaozhijiekoutuxianxue。

直接晕死在了床上!

pangbiandexindiantushunjianchengweileyitiaozhixian!