sunwukongbeitazheiturandewentiwendeyihazilengzhule，xiayishidixiangfouren，danshiyoujuedetaikeyile，jiuhanhanhuhudishuo：“anlaosunzhishijuede，zheihuangjiaoyewaitoude，liangweiguniangweishazihuizhudaozhei？weimianyoudiantaiqiaole……”
tadeyanjingjinjindingzhe，xiangcongtadebiaoqinglitoukanchudianpozhan。
fangmeixixiaolexiao：“zheishishangnayouneimeduoqiaoshi！wojiemeilianggehuizaizhei，shiyinweiwotingshuoguonidedaming，xiaodenishiqitiandasheng，shentongguangda，suoyizhuanmenzaizheidengnimen，jiushixianggennijianyimian！”
tadeyanshenlitouchongmanlechongbaihejingyang，haoxiangsunwukongjiushitaxintoudeshen。
sunwukongtingdaozheihua，dunshiyanjingdengdelaoda，manliandebuganxiangxin：“ni……nishuoshazi？”
sunwukongjiejiebabadiwen，“ni……nizhuanmenzaizheidengdaoanlaosun？”
tazagedoubuganxiangxin，zijijuranhuiyouyaoguaifensi。
“duitou！”fangmeixiyidiandoubuyanshizijiduisunwukongdechongbaizhiqing，yanjinglitoushanqixingfendeguang。
“womenjiemeilianggesuiranshiyaoguai，danshiwocongxiaojiutingguonidegushi，xiaodenidanaotiangong，jiangyaochumo，shidingtianlidideyingxiong！woyizhidoubanidangchengwodeouxiang，zuomengdouxiangqinyankandaoni！”tadeshengyinyinweijidongweiweifadou。
“xixi，nizhiyubuma？”yinyuezaiyibianshizaikanbuxiaqule，renbuzhufanlegebaiyan，xiaoshengtucaodao，“bujiushigebudongfengqingdedazhinanma？zhiyubanimichengzheiyang？”
fangmeixidengletayiyan，chenguaidao：“nidongshazi！zheijiaoyingxiongqingjie，nibudong！”
yinyuepielepiezui，xiaoshengdigudao：“yingxiongqingjie？wokannishihuachihaichabuduo……”
sunwukongsuirantingbuqingyinyuezaidigushazi，danshikandaotafanbaiyandeyangzi，yexiaodekendingbushishazihaohua。
tazagedoumeixiangdao，zijitangtangqitiandasheng，juranhuibeiyigeyaoguaidangchengouxiang？
erqiezheigeyaoguaihaizhuanmenzaizheidengdao，xiangyaogentajianmian？
sunwukongxintouyoudianbuxin，danshiyebuhaodangmianchaichuanfangmeixide“huanghua”，zhihaoyingqitoupishuo：“yuanlaishizheiyang，daoshianlaosunwuhuiliangweiguniangdehaoyile……”
tajueduibuhuichengshouzijishikandaoduifangchongbaitadefenshangertuileyibude。
“nixiaodejiuhao！”fangmeixihengleyisheng，suijiyouhuifulezhiqiandewenrouyangzi，xiaozheshuo：“haole，daole。”
fangmeixidaiqizhongrenlaidaoyizhangshizhuozipangbianzuoxia，youhanshouxiadexiaoyaoduanshangxiangchaheguozi。
neishizhuoziguanghuadehen，haoxiangjingguojingxindamode。
xiangchareqitengtengde，xiangdehen。
guozibaidezhengzhengqiqide，yansehaokandehen，rangrenkandaojiuliukoushui。
sunwukongdaochukanleha，kandaodonglitoumeideshaziyiyang，xintoushaoweianwenledian。
zhishi，taxintouhaishiyouyisiyilv，zheifangmeixidaodishizhenxinchengyichongbaita，haishilingyouqitu？tadeyanjingjiuxiangjianyiyang，saoguomeigejiaoluo。
tatoutoudiguanchafangmeixiheyinyue，quekandaolianggerenyoushuoyouxiaode，yidiandoumeidebuzhengchang。
tebieshifangmeixi，yishuangyanjinghaokandehen，haoxiangnengbarenxinkantouyiyang，kandesunwukongxintouyizhenfazhan。
真是见鬼了。
“wukong，nizagebuchidongxi？”tangsengkandaosunwukongyizhidingzhefangmeixiheyinyuekan，renbuzhukaikouwen，tadelianshangmanshiguanxin。
“e，anlaosun……”sunwukongzhengyaozhaogejiekou，quetingdaofangmeixixiaodao：“dashengshibushizaidanxinzheichashuiheguoziyoudu？”tadelianshangdaiqiyisiqiaopidexiaorong。
sunwukongbeitashuozhonglexinshi，dunshiyoudianganga，quetingdaofangmeixiyoushuo：“dashengfangxin，wojiranchongbaini，ziranbudezuoneizhonghairendeshiqing。
zheichashuiheguozidoushiwojiemeilianggeqinshouzhaide，qinshouzuode，jueduimeidebandiandu，dashengjinguanfangxinchi。”
shuowan，fangmeixijiunaqiyikuaigaodian，youyadifangdaozuibalitou。
sunwukongkandaotazheimetanran，xintouzuihouyisiyilvyedaxiaole，jiuyenaqiyikuaigaodian，fangdaozuibalitou。
“ng，yejiuneimeyangba，buguo，xiele。”sunwukongbalianbiedaoyipangqu，buzizaidehuilehuishoulidegaodian。
“haochi！haochi！”zhubajiezaojiuzaobuzhule，neipangdududeshenbanfeichachadiyidong，feishidedashouzhuazhuaqishizhuoshangdegaodian，xiangelaoguiyiyangyiliansailehaojige。
taneisaibangzigudexianglianggedaroubao，hanhunbuqingdikuazandao：“zheishandonglitouanyicanle，haiyourennongfan，zageyeyaoduoshualiangtiansai。”
“bajie！”tangsanzangmeitouzhoudebangjin，henhendengletayiyan。
neiyansudeyangzidaizhemofajujuedeweifeng，“weishishiququjingde，bushilaixiangqingfude，zagenengtantushufuma？”
zhubajiebielebiezui，yiliandebuqingyuan，zuibatouhaizaixiaoshenggunong：“shifu，qujinglushangdaochudoushihuangpopotou，liangeshuijuedetatadoumeide，zaishuole，zheilianggeguniangxinchanghao，shouliuwomenjitian，yebushihaodageshisai？houmianzanmenzoukuaidianjiushi。”
tayibiandigu，yibianhaibuwangyouwangzuibatousaiyikuaigaodian，zuijiaobianzhanqidegaodianzhazhasuidaotashuohuayishuaiyishuaide，daochufei。
shawujingyixiangbuaikaiqiang，zheihuiyemanmanyouyoukailekou：“ershixiong，suishuozheilianggeguniangbushishazihuairen，danshiwomenbijingyouyaojinshizaishen，womenjiuzanzhuyiwanshang，mingtianzagedouhaishiyaoganlude。”
tadeshengyindichenyouwendang，daiqiyizhongrangrenjuedetashidejingzhang。
zhubajietingdaoshawujingdehua，buhangshengle，zhishineibiaoqingmingbaizhexiezhemanxindebuleyi。
aiya，xiangduochijitianhaodongxidoubudexing，tazaixintouqiaoqiaobaoyuan。
chiguofan，yewanqiaoqiao**jiulaile，shandonglitoudianqilexiongxiongdegouhuo。
neitiaoshandehuoyanzhaodaoshitusirenpijuandelianbaer，batamendeyingzizaishibishangchedeshizhangshiduan。
“shengseng，xiangbinimenyeleile，nimenzheihuigenwoqunimenzhudedifangba。”fangmeixiqileshenqingpiaopiaodizuolege“qing”deshoushi，ranhoushenziyizhuan，xianggennenliutiaoziyangzaiqiantoudailu。
yinyuezeguyiluozaihoutoujibu，gentangsengbingpaizou。
taweiweiceqinaoqiao，zhuangzuobujingyidigentabaiqilongmenzhen。
“shengseng，kannihuipupudeyangzi，zheiyiluchaoxibianzouguolai，xiangbixinkudehenyo？”
yinyueroushengwendao，neiyuqilitoumanshiguanxin，yanjinglitouliuluchulaidewenrouhaoxiangnengbarenhualeyang。
tangsengweiweiyixiao，shuangshouheshi，weiweidixiatoushuo：“amituofo，nvpusabuxiaode，pinsengzheiyiluzouguolai，queshijinglilebushaomonan。
kuangfengbaoyumeitingguo，yaomoguiguaijingchangmaochulai，danzheiyeshixiuxingdeyibufen，pinsengxintouleyidehen。”
tadeyanjingmuguangjiandingyouqingliang，zaihuoguangdezhaoyingxialianghuanghuangde。
“shengsengzhenshirangrenpeifu。”yinyuechengzandao，yanjinglitouquanshijingyangdeshenqing。
tangsanzangtingdelianpangfatang。