第二章 我的系统很坑人

wanfanguohou,cangerzaidazuoxiulianzhiqian,xiangqigeshengjintianjitajiangdegushi,buyoudesixuluanfei。

zaicizhiqiangeshengjiangdedoushizheigeshijiedefengturenqinghegezhongzhiguaiyishi,danshicongjinniannianchukaishigeshengqueshituranjiangqilexiyou,erqiefeichangmingqueyijikendingdeshuoxiyoubushigushiershilishi,zhibuguoshishiwannianqiandelishi。

xiangxiangneixiezongmendajiao,cangerzhongyuzhidaozijichuanyuedeshixiyoudeshijie。

zhishijintiangeshengjiangshudeneixie,cangerzongganjueyouxiexiangshiwukongchuandeshijie,danyeyouzhemingxiandebutong……

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dangranyeyouyikuaidifangshimeiyoude,jiushicangerxianzaisuozhandedifang。jiaoxiadefuwenjinzhibuzhiweihe,cangerzongjuedexiangshiyifushanshuihua。

zaishitaidewaiweiyizhou,youzhejiugeaocao,neishibaifanglingshidedifang。

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dangran,duiyushitaizhiwaideqingkuang,cangershijianshiguode,neizhenshikanzhejiurangrendanzhanxinjingdewudiheidong。

zheigeshitaizuichushizaicangerliusuikaishixiulianzhihoudechuxian。

zuichuzhanxianzaicangeryanqiandezhiyouyipianhuimengmengdewuqi,xunwenshifugeshengyeshiwuguo。

danshigeshengtuicezheiyoukenengyucangerxiuliande《wumingzhenjing》youguan。

zheiben《wumingzhenjing》shidangchudiuqicangerdeneimingzhongniannanzisuoliuxiade。

suiranmingwei《wumingzhenjing》,chuyujing、dian、fa、juesidapinjiezhongdezuigaopinjie,danshiyouyuquesunyanzhongzhishengxialianjinghuaqidexiulianzhifa,zaigaodejingjiezhiyouliaoliaojiju,wufaxiulian。

zheigeshijiededaofapinjieconggaodaodifenweijing、dian、fa、jue,erqiemeiyipinjieyoufenweitian、di、xuan、huangsijie。

erqiegenjugeshengdetuiduanzhei《wumingzhenjing》yejiumianqiangsuanshijingjiezhongchuruhuangjiedeshuiping,qixiulianzhifayejiubihunyuandaozongdejichuxiulianfajue《hunyuanzhenjue》lveweigaoshangyiceng,dantadehaochushidaojiwengu,zhongzhengpinghe,erqiebaorongxingqiang。

jishicangerxianzaixiulianle《wumingzhenjing》daoyaotupojindanjingshizaihuanhunyuandaozongde《hunyuanzhenfa》jike。daoshiyinweidaojiwengu,youkenenghaiyaobihunyuandaozongdeqitadiziyaoqiang。

zaicangerhuafeisannianshijianxiuliandaoyangqisanjiedeshihou,tazhongyujiandaolehuiwuzhongdezhenxiang,jiushiyanqiandezheigeshitai。

zhishineishideshitaimeiyouxianzaizheimeda,dangchuyejiushiyougeyichisancunjianfang,biyigeputuandabuleduoshao,shitaishangdefuwenjinzhiyemeiyouzheimemingxian,jiuxiangshiyinshangqudehuawen,erneiganhedexuejiyezhiyouyikuaikuaixiaoxiaodelingsanzaigechu,meiyouxianzaizheimekongbudeweiyaqixi,jiuxiangshishitaishangdeyikuaikuaixiuji。

suizhecangerdebuduanjinjie,zheigeshitaiyeshiyuelaiyueda,yizhidaoxianzailiuchijianfang,shangmiandeaocaoyecongyigezhangdaoxianzaidejiuge。

zaishitaibuduanzhangdadeguochengzhong,cangeryekandaolehuiwuzhixia,neishenbujiandideshenyuan。

lingyigefangmianrangcangerchijingbuyidejiushiyanqiandezheigeshitaijiushitadejinshouzhi,jiushitadexitong。

buxiangshiqitadejinshouzhixitong,shibangdingzainaohaizhizhong,haikeyiyuzhiduihua,huozhelingqurenwu,jiyujiangli。

youhuozheshiyikuaifengshuibaodi,keyizhongchugezhongtiancaidibao。

youhuozheshikeyijitazhijiejiadian,shengji,huozhekandaotarendexinxi。

等等等等……

cangerdezheigexitongqueshiyigekengrendexitong,bu,shikengcangerdexitong。

yuanbengenjugeshengdepanduan,cangerdetizhishinandeyijiandelingmingdaoti,liangsannianneijiukeyixiuliandaoyangqijiuceng,ranhouzhuji。

huoxugeshengdepanduanmeiyoucuo,danshisuirancangerqueyoulezheimeyigebukaopudekengrenxitong。

zaicangerxiuliandeshihou,juedaduoshuxiulianchulaidezhenyuan,quanbubeizheigekengrendexitongtunshidiaole。

zheiyeshiweishenmecangerrujinshiersuicaixiuliandaoyangqijiucengdeyuanyin。

cangerzhisuoyinenggouxiuliandaoyangqijiuceng,yeshiyinweigeshenghejuemingzijitadexuduotiancaidibaodoubeitatoutouweijilezheigekengrendexitong。

xiangdaozheixie,cangerganjuepoweiwunai。

dangranzheigexitongyebushimeiyouhaochude,jiushizaizheilixiulianqitiancaixiangdangyuwaimiandeyiye。

dangranzuikaishizheilidexiulianshijianshiyuwaimianchipingde,zhishisuizhexitongbuduanshengji,yejiushishitaimianjidebuduankuoda,caidadaoxianzaidezheigeshuiping。

yeshijiyuzheiyidian,cangercaishedebuduandejiangtiancaidibaotourudaozheigekengrendexitongzhizhong。cangeryeshixiwangzheigexitongzhihounengkaifangchugengduodegongneng,bingbushizhixiangxianzaizheiyangzhinengzengjiaxiulianshijian。

suiranzheiyijingshihenbucuo,danshisheibuxiwanghuidedaogenghao。

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zheixiezhishicangerxinsidianzhuanjiandeyixiesixu,cangeryipaiyaojiandeqiankundai,feichujiukuailingshi,feidaoshitaishangdejiugeaocaozhinei。

jiezhe,shitaidezhongjianyongqiyizhenbaisedewuqi。daiwuqisanjin,shitaishangfangchuxianyizhitoumingjinmaohouzi。

nengbunengbuyaogaozheixiehualihushaodedongxi,nandaozheibulangfeilingqima?

苍耳看的吐槽不已。

zheigeshizuijinjitianxinchuxiandegongneng,cangerqumingjiaozuoyouhuaxitong,huozheyouhuahouzi,shiyizhibuhuishuohuadehouzi。

jiandaotoumingdejinmaohouzichuxian,cangerzhijiecongqiankundailinachuyigentiegun,lianqilecongjiangxuanerneilixuelaideshibaluohangun。

da、jie、pi、gai、ya、yun,sao、chuan、tuo、tiao、liao、bo……

shibaluohangungangzhengyongmeng、dakaidahe。

dashirumenghuxiashan,zhongzhengganglie;pishirulipihuashan,yongwangzhiqian;saoshiruqiufengsaoluoye,kanhuanshikuai……

cangeryitaogunfadawan,zhijiekanxiangneizhitoumingdejinmaohouzi。

neizhijinmaohouziyanzhongjinguangyishan,shouzhongchuxianyigenzhanggun,henxiangshiqingjingsilimianneixieheshangyongdechumogun。

jinmaohouzixianshianzhaocangerdedafayanlianleyibian,jiexialaikaishibuduanxiuzhengcangeryanlianzhishidecuowu,bingqiezaitineiyanshenchuyitiaohongxian,zhanshizheshibaluohangunzhengquedeyungongluxian,yijimeiyigundezhenyuanhejiroudefalidian。

cangerkanguozhihou,chensipianke,jiangjinmaohouzizhengquededafajizaixinjian,ranhouhuanhuandekaishiyanlian。

jiuzheiyang,cangeryanlianguohou,jinmaohouzijinxingxiuzheng、youhua,ranhoucangerjixuyanlian。

suizheshijianyidiandianliushi,zhenggeshitaishangjiukandaoyizuoyiyouyishiyixuyidayixiaolianggeshenyingyoumandaokuaiyiqiyanlianzheyitaogunfa,huhushengfeng,zhendangdeshitaisizhoudehuisewuqibuduanfanyong。

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