第1章相亲对象
zhetengdaobanye，lizhibeiqingxulachezhexiazhui，beitatuidong，zailaibujishouhuidejuedingshangyuezouyueshen。
xuningdeshixiandunluozaimandilangjieshang，rouzhetaiyangxuekukuhuiyineibeijiukaishiqianfashengleshenme。
haojifenzhongguoqu，zhidaonanrenxianqishen，kuankuodejibeisuidongzuokaihe，tachenzhechuangwaitianguangzhengzaichuanyi。
jianxuningshixiantoulai，nanrengouqiyanwei，jiangshoujidiguo，“jiageweixin。”
zuowanzuiqinmideshi，taquelianduifangdelianxifangshidoumeiyou。
xuningxiningyanqianzheizhangkanchengwanmeidelian，zaishuaiqidemeiyanlishishenliangmiao，caixiangqitajiaoluyanzhou，shijialijiershiliusuicanzaotuihundedalingsheng“ji”，jieshaodexiangqinduixiang。
zuozaochumenqianmamaqiandingningwanzhufu，shuozheinandeshixujianengzhaodaozuihaodeziyuanle，wubibawo！
bijingjiutayigexiaoxiaomishu，genluyanzhouzheimegeguowailiuxuehuilaidegukeyisheng，yuanshibaganzidabudaoyiqideren。
danyuejiantashi，xuningshimeibaozhiwangde，haimeicongbeishuaidequruzhongzouchudetazhixiangzheyingfujiali，yushiguyixuanlegehunzaodejiubajianmian。
sheichengxiang，tajiulibuji，ziwojieshaocaishuowan，yibeiwenqiganqingjinglibianhuranshikong，lazhenanrenwalalahaoyidunsuku。
mamafanfujiaodai，qianwanbiebabeishuaideshishuochuqu，bijingmeirenxihuanbierenqiaobushangdedongxi。
youqiluyanzhouzheiyangdeyouzhinan。
可许柠忘了。
houmianzenmegentachandaozheili，yebutaijidele。
kanlaishuaigezongyouyuzhongbutongdemeili，buranrenpingjiuzuiyebuhuiyoutafazhandaozheiyibu。
头疼！
takanzheshouxuexiuzhangshouzhishangnazhededianhua，buzirandeniukainaodai，“huiquzaijiaba。”
其实这就是婉拒。
zhiqianxuningyexiangqinguo，kemeinayicixiangzheiyanggangashouchang！
haijiaweixin！zuopyouma！
tajianzhibuganxiangruobeimamazhidao，yihouzijizaixiangqinshichanghaizenmehun！
“houhuile？”luyanzhouxixuedexiao，fangfoxihuankantazheiyangwucuodemoyang。
xuningjucudeguozhebeizi，“nikuaizouba，”xianglexiang，buwangbuchong，“zheijianshi，mafanbiegenjialirenshuo。”
tayangmei，“najianshi？nibukenjiawohaoyou，haishi—”
sixiaofeixiaodeweiyindunzhu。
xuningshenhuxiyikouqi，juedetashiguyide，quezhidebahuazaiciqiangdiao，“womenkaifangdeshi。”
luyanzhoucongbiqianglirengchushengdanxiao，jiangshoujifanghui，“haimeicongshilianlizouchulai，”tamantiaosilijiangkouzixihao，zhayanbianyishanyanzheng，duanyifusiwenruyaxiang，“wobaomi。”
“xiexie。”xuningsongkouqi，huanmandetaiqigebohuluantaojinmaoyili，“manzoubusong。”
takanleyanshijian，diantou，taijiaodaomenkoushixiangshixiangqishenme，youhuranhuitou。
qiheidemouzixiedairuiyi，yuqiqueshiwenhede，“nizuowanshuodeneiqiannanyoujiaoshenme？”
陶也？
tazuowanbuhuibagentaoyedexijieyigunaoquantujiyanqianrenleba？
xuninggangadao，“niwenzheigeganma，fanzhengdoushiqianrenle。”
kuangqiegenzheiweiyezhishixiangqinduixiang，bubishishijiaodai。
“nitiguoyici，wojideneimingziyoudianershu。”ketayemeitaizaiyi，jianxuningbuxiangdabianbuzhuiwen，zhuanshenjiangmendaishang。
tayizou，wuzibianshunjiankongxia，keyinideweidaohaimeixiaosan，feiyaotixingxuningzuowanjiujingnaotengdeduomeyueju。
laibujiduoxiang，yanjianzheshijianbuzao，tacongcongqishenxishu，mianqiangjiangbojingdehongmeiyangai，xialoudalechewanggongsiganqu。
kexihaishiwanle，chidaolebanxiaoshi，tuimenzoujinbangongshishi，tongshidouyijingdaoqi。
renrenzhuoshangdoufangzhebeikafei，zhengweizhehoutoudegongweiyilunzheshenmebagua。
neishibaifumeitongshisiyaqingdeweizhi，tayizhishitongshijianrenyuanzuihaodeneige，pingshimeishijiuhuimaikafeidailingshijitongshi，congwailvyouhuilaiyebuwangdaixiexiaoliwufenfa。
dajiadouxihuanta，weiduxuningchuwai。
yinweitaqianglezijideweihunfutaoye。
dangshitaoyehuihun，xuningyizhizhuiwenneigenvrenshishei，tazongbukenshuo，zhidaoshangzhouxiabanshikanjiansiyaqingshangletadeche，youjiangzhechechuangzaizhongrenyanpixiagentajiwen，tacaizhidao，yuanlaizijimeirizaiweihunfumianqiankuazansiyaqingdehuadoubeitatingjinlexinli。
taoyejiajingshangke，danyaoshinengdashangsiyaqingzheizhongzhudabieshudefujianv，neishiyebiranyaogengshangyicenglou。
aizhedajiadoushitongshi，sipoleliangongzuojijikewei，xuningcongmeiyouzaitongshimianqiantiguozheishi。
siyaqingyedangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng。
xianzaijiandaotalai，zhaojiureqingzhaohu，“xiaoxulaila，chizaofanmei？wojidajiadoumailekafei。”
taguanlaizheiyangdafang，suirandajiazhijiyiyang，danbangongshiderendouxinzhaobuxuanweizhetazhuan，batadangzuozhixinjiejieneiyang。
tongshiyefenfenzhaohuxuning，“kuailai。”
shenshoubudaxiaolianren，xuningdanxiao，zouguoqu，yijuketaohuahailaibujishuo，quekanjianzhuoshangdebaowendaiyijingkongle。
meigerendounalebeikafei，weidulouletazheifen。
changmianyouxieganga，taitoubujianditoujiandebangongshilifashengzheizhongshi，rangrennanmianganjuebeiguli。
kesiyaqingsihubushiguyide，shenzhiluchuqianyi，“wodiandanshianzhaorentoushude，shiwodecuo。”
xuningyishiwuhua，zhijingjingkanta。
neiritazhuangposiyaqinggentaoyeguanxishiyexiangxianzaizheiyangganga，kepianyoufabuchupiqi。
yinweizhaotaoyedeshuofa，siyaqingmeiyouxiaosanchazu。
ersiyaqingzijiyejieshi，“duibuqixuning，wobuzhidaotashininanpengyou。”
dangshidechenmogencikeyiyang，zheneryulong。
danzheihuiyouwairen，dajiaxinzhaobuxuanxiangmopingganga，siyaqinglvxiankaikou，“buguoniyinggaimeichizaocanba？gangwobiaogedadianhua，shuoshicongguowaidailedianlingshiguolai，zuoweibuchang，woyaoduofenxiaoxuyifen。”
tongshijiuyouxiaokai，fenfenbazhuyilizhuandaotaneiweibiaogeshenshang，“nineiweikaimushangdebiaogema？shangciwojianguotayimian，haoxianghenshuaihennianqingei！”
“shita，nimenjiuzaizheierkan，shuobudingnengkanjiantade。”siyaqingkeqiwenrou，zhizhechuanghugentongshidafangjieshaozijinianqingduojindebiaoge。
tashenbiandequanzihaoxiangzongyougeshierdai，yindenianqingweihundetongshimendouxihuantingtaliaobagua，yitingdaoyoushuaigekekan，gedinggedegaoxing。
yushitongtongweiquchuangqianxiangyaoyiduzheiweibiaogedefengcai，yourexindeyelashangxuningyiqi，yaotakankanyouzhinanrendaodizenmeshuaifa。
yeyouhuopodedaqu，“zheiweibiaogeyouduoshuaia？bininanpengyoutaoyehaishuai？”
taoyegensiyaqingdeshibeizhuangpohousuoxingbuzhuangle，laiguogongsiliangci，tasuiranboqing，danneizhanglianchuzhong，yinfadajiaduisiyaqingdegeshixianmu。
siyaqingxianranyexihuantadeyan，yushixiaodao，“kendingwolaogongshuaila，”shuozhehuihuishou，“buxinnimendaihuikanxia，bangwobibi？”
dajiajidongdeweizaichuanghu！shenzhinachushoujizhunbeipaizhao。
xuningbenduizheishiburezhong，bantuibanjiudequeyingbeiladaochuangqian。
benlaizhishisuibianyidayan，kezheiyikan，shixianqueyoudingge。
tayanjingzhengda，kanzhewaiguangchangshangneiliangche，lianshangluchuxiangdangguguaideshenqing。
zheiliangche，bujiushizuowanluyanzhoulaijieta，tingzaijiubawaideneiliang？
dangshiweifangzuijia，tahaizhuanchengdailesijiqu。
xuningyiwaiyutadeshenjia，duizheishiyingxiangshenke，buzhiyujicuo。
“nikannikan，yaqingjietilehaodayibaodongxishanglaini！”tongshituizhetajianbangcuitakan。
erxuningzhenggerendoubuhaole，lengzaiyuandi，naozhongzhiyouyigehuangtangwubidexiangfa。
nandao，siyaqingkouzhongneiweilihaidebiaogejiushiluyanzhou？
zijijingranbaqingdidebiaogejishuile？
zhenjingjian，bianshangdetongshihuranyoutuiletuita，“kuaikankuaikan，biaogexiachele！haoxiangyaogenyaqingjieyiqishanglouei！”