第2章 吓得屁滚尿流

lvxiaobubingmeiyoudasuanlijichongshangqujiaoxunliangrenyidun,yitaxianzaidedaonvwachuanchengdenengli,dabaizheiliangrendaoshihenrongyi,buguoxiangdaozheiliangrenpingshidandabaotian,huaishizuojin。

suoyilvxiaobudasuanxianhaohaohehuyixialiangren,kankantamenzhidaobuzhidaoshenmejiaohaipa。

lvxiaobutoutoucongdidinaleyixiesuishizi,dasuanyongshizihaohaoshoushitamenyidun,zadetamenmantoubaoyekeyia。

lixingkanzhelashangandenvren,dunshidengyuanleyanqiudao:“tiana,shicunzhangnverlinfeifeiyo,tapingshiduiwomenxiongdiliangailibuli,meixiangdaojintianqueluozailewomenxiongdiliangrendeshoushang,zheixiaziwomenxiongdiliangrenyaoshuangyibale。”

linfeifeishixingfucundecunhua,youshicunzhangdenver,youzheyishuangyouguyouroudedazhangtui,tunbuyejiweifengying,kanqilaixianshou,moqilaiyouliaoa。

“ge,linfeifeikeshicunzhangdenver,womenganshangma?”liguangzhoumeiwendao,lianshangyoudianchiyi,haiparehuoshangshen。

lixingmuguanglvyouyoudeluozailinfeifeideshenshang,yiliantanlandao:“laoer,zheigedifangyoumeirenkandao,tashicunzhangdenveryounengruhe?nanbuguoshihoutahuizijibazheizhongshishuochuqu?”

“keshi……”liguangmuguangjiongjiong,shanshuobuding。

kandaoerdiyouyubuding,lixingzaicisongyongdao:“laoer,nipashenmea?taxianzaiyunleguoqu,youmeirenkandao,womenshuangguobudengtaxinglaiwomenjiuzou,daoshitakebuzhidaoshiwomenxiongdiliangzuode,neishihoutajiusuanxiangyaoshengzhang,yebuzhidaozhaosheidemafanle。”

“ge,nishuodebucuo,cunzhangnveryouzenmeyang?haoburongyiluodaolewomenshoushang,womenyaoshibushuang,neiqueshishuobuguoqu。”liguangmuguangyileng,lijidianlediantou,xialejueding。

gangcailinfeifeishizaixizao,shenshangchuandezhishiyongyibale,xianzaiyouquanshitoule,jintiejifu,kanqilaifeichangyouren。

lixingliguangliangxiongdi,pingshiyoushiliumangrenwu,xianzaiziranbuxiangfangguolinfeifei。

liangrenjuedingzhihou,lijidasuanchushoutuodiaolinfeifeideyongyi。

……

“zheiliangge**,jinzuozheixiewochuozhishi。”

lvxiaobuxinzhonglenghengyisheng,henhenshuaileliangkuaixiaoshiziguoqu,zazailelixingliguangliangxiongdidetoushang。

“wocaoniniang,sheizaiyongdongxizawo?”

lixingliguangliangrenwuzheetoucanjiao,tamenliangrendeetoudoubeizapole,buduandemaoxue。

“sheizawomenliangxiongdi?kuaidiangunchulai。”

liguangnushengdahou,muguangdaochusaoshi,kesizhoujingranrenyingdoumeijianyige。

“laoer,kankandaodishisheirengyongshizizawomenliangren?erqiezadewomenneimetong,womenyaoshizhidaotashishei,womenyidingnongsita。”

lixingliangyanyinchendehedao,yuqidouchongmanleqifen,gangyaobanhaoshi,jingranjiuyudaolezheizhongshiqing,beirenyongshizizapoleetou,xianxuezhiliu,zheiruherangtamenbunua。

“ge,womeikandaorena?nandaoshiwojinshilebucheng?burandabaitianzenmemeikandaoren?"

liguangsaoshileyixiazhouwei,kandaomeiyouren,dunshiyoudianqifendeshuodao。

“啊!啊!”

zheishi,pingkongyoufeilailiangkuaixiaoshizi,dalideshuaizazaitamenduzishang,tongdetamenxiongdiliangdoucanjiaobuyi。

“daodishishei?jiwomengunchulai,buranwomenkendingbuhuifangguozawomende**。”liguangzaicinuhou。

keshijibiantamenzaifennu,zhouweidoushijingqiaoqiaode,genbenmeiyouyigeyingzi。

呼!呼!

youshiliangdaopokongshengchuanlai。

zheicideliangkuaixiaoshizijingranhenhenzazailetamenxiongdiliangdejiaobanchu,tongdetamendaoxilengqi。

“dage,wokenengshijinshile,doukanbudaorenle,niguolaihaohaokanyixiadaodisheizaizawomen?batajizhaochulai,tayetaiquedele,woyaonongsita。”

liguangmuguangzhongchongdangleqifen,yuanhen。

“hao,woquneizuoxiaoshanshangbiankanyixia,daodishisheirucidandabaotian,jingganhuaiwomendehaoshi,zhenshizhaosi。”lixingkanzheyijinghongzhongdejiao,xinzhongyeshijiweiqifennu,jimangpaoxiangzhigaodian,xiangkankandaodishisheizaizhaotamendemafan。

keshineipatamenxiongdiliangzhandaoxiaoshanfengshang,kehaishikanbudaozhouweiyourenguolaizhaotamenmafan。

“zenmehuishi?daodishisheizaikandaoxijiwomen?”liguangliansebuhaokandedao。

两人气得十分阴沉。

yaoshiyibanderen,ruguoyudaozheizhongshiqing,zhipahedepaoleba。

zheizhongqingkuang,shuobudingzaojiubatuijiupaole。

“zheiliangrendanzigoufeia,zheiyangdoubugun。”

lvxiaobuzhouqimeitou,kandaoliangrenjingranhaibupao,dunshiyoudianshengqile。

dangxia,lvxiaobuhenhenbashouzhongdesuishizizashuailechulai。

“什么……不要。”

liangxiongdidouheshale,dangxiayanjingyitong。

“made,dabaitianyougui。”

xiongdiliangrendouyilianjinghuanghaipa,batuijiupao。

liangrenhuangbuzelu,pigunniaoliuergou,zuihouliangrendoumeihaojieguo,shuaidedaochudoushishang,tongdecanjiaoliantian。

“haiyiweizhendeshidandabaotian,wufawutianni?zheigesongyang,zhenshitairangrenwuyule。”

lvxiaobukanzhelianggetaozou,dunshixinzhonglengxiaoyisheng,shifenbishi。

tazhiqianmeishaobeizheixiongdiliangrenqifu,zheixiazitabawangrichouyuanjibaole。

“e,guangjidenveneiliangliumangxiongdile,lianzhengshidouwangjile。”

lvxiaobuturanxiangqi,linfeifeihaimeiyouxingguolai,tajimangfuchushuimian,youshanglean。

“tahaiyouqixi,kanlaiduanshijianneishibuhuichushenmeshiqingle。”

lvxiaobukanleyiyanlinfeifei,dunshianxiaoyisheng:“wojiuleta,linfeifeiruoshixingguolai,tabuhuiduiwoganjibuyi,zuihoulaigeyishenxiangxubaodawoni?”

xiangdaolinfeifeipingshiyelaoshiqifuziji,tebieshilaodalaotitade**,lvxiaobukanzhelinfeifeifeifeide**,xianzaijiuhenxiangqifuhuilai。

linfeifeishencaiyouliao,xianzaiyouhunshenshitou,lvxiaobushiyigexueqifanggangdechuge,kandaozheiyimu,lianbixuedoumaochulaile。

“suanle,haishiganjinjiurenba。”

lvxiaobukandaoshijianchabuduole,zailangfeishijianxiaqu,dengxialinfeifeijiuyaochuwentile。

“lindaxiaojiea,dengxianikebiexiongwo,yinweishiwopinmingjiuleni,suoyiwobudebubadashoudaonidexiong……neilijiya。”

lvxiaobunanazixin,ranhoubashoufangdaolelinfeifeidexiongkouchu,yonglijiya,yaobalinfeifeiherutineideshuijijiyachulai,zheiyangcainengjiuxinglinfeifei。