第一章 穿越西游成虎妖,先躲唐僧后发育

diyizhangchuanyuexiyouchenghuyao,xianduotangsenghoufayu

yueheifenggaoye,benshisharenye。

kezaiyichuyaoguaidongfuli,yitoushencaigaoda,manlianhengroudehuyaozhengdaizhexiaoyaomenbaizheyanxichangzhege。

“dahexiangdongliua,lujianbupingyishenghouwa!”

neihuyaobaozhejiutanzimanliantonghong,yijiaocaizaixiongpidayishangchangleqilai。

qitaxiaoyaomenyefenfenyinghedechangzhe。

“gaichushoushijiuchushouwa!”

dongfulineijiaoyigerenao。

huyaoluchenkanzhezijideyizhongxiaodi,yeshiluchumanyidexiaoronglai。

zijichuanyuedaozheixiyoushijielichengleheixiazishanyitouhuyao。

幸亏自己武艺非凡。

yingshikaozheyizhangshuaiqidelianpangzhengfulezheiyibangxiaodi。

dangranluchenchuanyueerlai,shenshangkendingshidaizhejinshouzhide。

“神级气运系统!”

zheixitongwanmeideqiheleluchendelinian,

那就是一个字。

“苟!”

zheishijielishangtianrudidexianrenkeshishubushengshu。

wanyinagexianrenkanshanglezijizheizhanghupijiuwandanle。

xianzaideluchenhenshimanyizijideshenghuo。

bairidaizhexiaodimenxunshandalie,xiulianshentong。

wanshangzeshicheyedekuanghuan,hejiuchirou,meiyouyisifannao。

这才是极乐世界啊!

luchenhainamenle,shibushitangsengyaoshiguoshangzijizheibankuaihuorizi。

neitahaihuibuhuikanpoxuwang,gentayiqiguoshangxiaosakuaihuodexiyoushenghuo。

zhengzailuchenzhunbeibiaoyansankouyitoukaoruzhudejuejishi,yixiaoyaohuanghuangzhangzhangdechuangjindongfuli。

“zadila?kankannizheiyangzi,nengbunengjiwodandingdian?!”

luchenzhoulezhoumeitou,youxiebushuang。

pingrijiaodaozheiqunxiaodimenyushibuyaohuang,zenmejintianjiuhuangzhangchengzheifuniaoyang。

rangyipangdebaozijingkanlexiaohua。

zheibaozijingxiuweiyesuanbucuo,yuluchenshilinju。

suoyijinyeyeyaoqingbaozijingyitongqianlaihejiuchirou。

“da......dawang!shanjiaoxiamianlailesigeheshang!”

neixiaoyaoguizailuchenshenqian,zhanzhanweiweibingbaodao。

shengpazijiadawangyigebukaixin,jiubatadangchengkaoruzhujitunle。

“e?sigeheshangbale,zenmebanihechengzheiyangle?”

luchenyouxiebujie,zijiyesuandeshangshiyizunyaowang。

zaizheiyipianyeshichizhafengyundechuanqirenwu。

zheixiexiaodiyesuizijijianguodashimianderen。

“四个和尚?!”

baozijingyanqianturanyiliang,jiangshouzhongjiubeifangxia,lianmangwendao:

“keshizhangzhemaolianleigongzui、feitoudazuizhuerduo,shencaigaodaheihanzi,haiyougeqizhebaimadelaoheshang?”

“duidui!yangmaogenbaozidawangshuodeyimoyiyang!”

小妖疯狂点头。

“嗯?怎么了?”

luchenyouxiefanmihu,haimeifanyingguolai。

baozijinghuranyixiao,coujinluchendeerbianqingshengdao:

“huwang,neiqibaimadeheshangjiaozuotangsanzang,chilekeshinengzhangshengbulao!”

唐三藏?

西天取经的唐僧?!

**!**!**!

luchendunshishayanle,shouzhongdezuiaikaoruzhuyejingluozaidishang。

baozijingjiandaoluchenneiwubizhenjingdeshense,yiweishizheihuwangyezhidaotangsengroudehaochu。

于是笑眯眯的劝道:

“huwang,buruniwolianshoujiangneitangsengzhuolai,zailechi!yerangwomenlianggeyegenneixieshenxianyiyang,zhangshengbulao,yutiantongshou!”

“不可不可!”

zheibaozijingshigeshaque,ketaluchuanbushia!

neitangsengjiushigeyaomokexing,xitianqujinglushangdeyaoguainagebuniubi?

kepianpianlianrulaideqinwaishengdoubeijiangfule。

neixiemeibeijingdeyaoguaixiachanggengshiyigegecanburendude,meiyigehaoxiachang。

erqietangsengkeshijiankangxitianqujingdezhongren,shenfuxixingliangjiea!

zijizhibuguoshitouxiaohuyao,neipashiyoujinshouzhizaishen,danhaidegoua!

xixingliangjienaishishengrenqinding,zaizenmekuang,yebunenggenshengrenbanshouwan。

“zheidenghaoshihaishihaoxiongdiniyigerenduxiangba!wojiadelaomuzhuyaoxiazaile,dezoule!”

luchenbujibaozijingduoshuoyijuhuadejihui,beiqilexingnangjiuyaopaolu。

ertayizhongxiaodigengshizaojiuzuohaolepaoludezhunbei,jianggezixinglidabaozhunbeiyiqipaolu。

tamenduizijiadawangqujibixiongdebenlinghaishiwubixiangxinde。

“haoxiongdi,youmingzaijian!”

luchendaizhezijidexiaodimen,yiliuyandejiupaomeiyingle。

zhishengxiamudengkoudaidebaozijinghaishashadezhanzaiyuandi。

guolexujiu,zheibaozijingcaifanyingguolai,yikoulaotancuidishang,damadao:

“shenmegoupihuwang,jiushiyisonghuo,tangsengroudoubuganchi,meichuxidedongxi!”

meilehuwang,baozijingzirenshilichaoqun,keyijiangneitangsengshituyiwangdajin!

cishidebaozijingmianluxiaorong,fangfokandaolezijichixiatangsengrou,zhangshengbulaodeyangzi。

“chunhuoyitou,lianxixingliangjiedouyaoquchanhe,jianzhishizhaosi!”

luchenxingzouzaishenshanzhizhong,zaiconglinzhizhongrulvpingdiyiban。

bingyongzishenyaoliweihoumiandexiaodimenkaipichuyitiaopingtandelinjianxiaolulai。

luchenzaiganlushi,dakailexitongshangcheng。

【fuxieka,1qiyunzhi】

【fangfeiziwoyaoshui,1qiyunzhi】

【baolihefan,2qiyunzhi】

【fanmuchengchouka,10qiyunzhi】

【zhunshengtiyanka,1000qiyunzhi】

【hundunmoyuanjingxue,1000qiyunzhi】

【zhoutianxingchendazhen(yicixing),1000qiyunzhi】

【dutianshenshadazhenyicixing),1000qiyunzhi】

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