woshizainanzhuaiyizuinongshizhiyichuguo，congcirenjianzhengfadepaohuibaiyueguang。
zaibeiougenjinxiangmudedisannian，wozhengxinshangjiguang，chenshuixujiudexitongturanfalaixinrenwu——huiguozuoyao，huidiaowozainanzhuxinzhongdemeihaoxingxiang。
congercujinnanzhusongzhihetishenbaiqingqingmuqiantingzhideganqingfazhan。
kanwanrenwuhou，woyouxiekunao：“zenmezuoyao，wobuhui。”
xitongmiaohui：“nishouzhedianjiucheng。”
我：“……”
sannianqian，xitonggaosuwo，zheigeshijieshiyibentianchongtishenwen。
woshichuchangbudaosanzhang，zhujianbeizhongrenyiwangdepaohuibaiyueguang。
erbaiqingqingshihewoyouliufenxiangsidetishennvzhu。
woanzhaojuqinglikaihou，chuanwensongzhibatachongshangletian。
bujiuqian，liangrenzaishengriyanshangdetongkuangshipinyiyebaohuo：
shipinzhong，renshengdingfei，songzhikaozaiyinanchu，pingrilengdandeyanjingyingzhediandianzhuguang，yizhabuzhadingzhezhengzaixuyuandebaiqingqing。
网友直呼好嗑：
“haomenxiaogongzhuyushanggaolengjinyubazong，zaigaopengmanzuozhongjiangyinhuideaiyishuodaojizhi，goulailedoudeshuojuxianpin。”
“haohaohao，wanwanleiqingzhaojinxianshi，jiuxiangdapangjuzuizhongzhendeaishanghuanhuanyiyang，songzhizheiciyinggaishizhenzaijiqingqingle。”
“haokexi，ruguodangnianchenshumeichuguo，kenengxianzaisongtaitaijiushitale。”
“mouxierenbietaishenhuabaiyueguang，chenshushuobailebujiushigelaonvma？dangchuzaisongzongzuiqiongdeshihouhefuerdaipaole。xianzaisongzongfadale，takongpachangzidouhuiqingle。”
“dongshidebaiyueguangjiuyinggaixiangsileyiyang，zuodengqingqinghesongzongguanxuan，chenshuzuihaoyibeizibiehuilaile。”
dengjiqian，wofankanzhepinglun，renbuzhuqiaoleqiaoxitong：“niquedingwozaisongzhixinlihaiyoumeihaoxingxiangzheizhongdongxi？”
xitongmeiyouhuiying，yinggaishiqulingyigeshikongmangle。