第2章
jiuyuechu，tianqiyijiucanliuzhexiamodezaore。
guchenzaishoujinaolingdefengkuangzhendongzhong，jibuqingyuandicongshuimenglizhengzhachulai。
tamizheyan，mosuozheguandiaonaozhong，bieshulisiyibandejijing。
youxiaomileyihuier，tacaidazhehaqianzuoqishen，huangusizhou。
ruodadebieshuxiandegewaikongkuanghe......ganjing。
qianjitian，tamuqinpailaide“yuangong”xiaolvjigao，jiangtaneixienengqingyibianxiandeshoubiao、**banqiuxie、shenzhiyixiekanqilaitingzhiqiandebaijian，quandousouguayikong。
统统给搬走了！
xianzaizheigejia，chulebiyaodejiajuhedianqi，jiuzhishengxiayixieshenghuoyongpinyijitazijile。
“zhenshiqinmaa......”
guchendunangzhe，guangzhejiaocaizaidibanshang，mantuntundizouxiangyushi。
xilegezao，mianqiangqusanlexiexushuiyi。
tazhanzaiyimaojianqian，kanzhekongledabandejuzi，zuizhongtaoshangleqianhuisesichoushuiyi。
jiaoshangdengzheyishuangrenzituo，toufayemeihaohaocagan，jigenbutinghuadedaimaojueqiangdiqiaozhe，zhangxianzhezhurendesuixing。
duizhejingzi，guchennandedichanshengleyisiyouyu。
zheimechumenshangxue......shibushiyoudiantaibuyaolianle？
bijingzhiqiantabailan，doushizijiyigerenzaijialibailan，tahaishiyaodianliande，
kexiangdaoxitongnei“jichujiangli200wan”deyouhuoyijikenenggengduodejiangli。
他咬了咬牙。
“lianmiancaizhijigeqian？”tashunjianshuofuleziji，“yuqiweiquziji，burugasibieren！”
他早就计划好了。
行李？懒得拿。
fanzhengyouqianlekeyimaixinde。
走路？更是不可能。
tatiqianlianxileyiliangshushidekaositeshangwuche，youtongguopaotuiruanjian，zhongjinguleyigekanqilailiqihendadelinshigongxiaoge。
zuiguanjiandeshi，tawanggoudeneigedailunzide、ketangkezuodelanrenshafayijingdaole，jiufangzaiketingzhongyang。
“chufa！”guchendashouyihui，poyouqishi。
lianggeduoxiaoshidechecheng，tayoushuileyijue。
zhidaochezihuanhuantingzaiqingbeidaxueqipaidexiaomenkou，sijishifucaibatajiaoxing。
“xiaoge，ganhuole！”guchenduilinshigongzhaohudao。
yushi，zaichuqiuwuhoudeqingbeidaxuemenkou，chuxianlezuyizairuxiaoshideyimu：
yigechuanzheshuiyituoxie、toufaluanqiaodenianqingren，beiyigezhuangshidexiaogecongshangwucheshangbaoxialai，wenwendangdangdifangzaineigedailundelanrenshafashang。
ranhou，xiaogemanmandetuizheshafa，shafashangdeguchendayesidetanzhe，mizheyandaliangzheisuowushurenmengmeiyiqiudedingjianxuefu。
suiranshibaomingdezuihouyitian，xiaomenkouyijiurentouzandong。
tuozhexinglixiangdexinsheng、reqingyangyidexuezhangxuejie、mangzhezhaoxindeshetuanchengyuan，kongqilimimanzheqingchun、mangliuheduixinshenghuodexiangwang。
ranhou，suoyourendemuguang，doubuyueertongdibeineigeyidongde“lanrenshafa”xiyinle。
“**......neishishenme？”
“行为艺术吗？”
“dengdeng......shangmianshigeren？tachuanzheshuiyi？”
“biexianaole，yikanzheigegemenjiushicanjiren，douhaohaoshuohua。”
“dajiarangtaxianbaomingba，dourangkaiyidian。”
renqunxiayishidijiguchenliangrenrangkaileyitiaolu。
jingya、haoqimuguangqishuashuadijujiaozaiguchenshenshang。
xiaogetuizheta，changtongwuzudizhijielaidaolejingjixueyuandexinshengbaodaochu。
fuzejiedaidejigexuezhangxuejieyekanshale。
yigemoyangqingxiu、daizheyanjingdexuejiezuixianfanyingguolai，takanzhetanzaishafashang、yilianmeishuixingdeguchen，xiaoxinyiyiyoudaizheyisitongqingdiwen：
“xue…xuedi？ni…nishilaibaodaodema？”
guchentailetaiyanpi，congshuiyikoudailitaobataoba，mochuneizhangzhoubabadeluqutongzhishu，dileguoqu。
xuejiejieguoyikan：“guchen？jingjixueyuanjinrongxi！ya，xuedi，womenshiyigexueyuande！woshidaerde，fuzeyingxin。”
takanlekanguchen，youkanlekantashenxiadelanrenshafahehoumiandetuichexiaoge，lianshangluchulejiduguanhuaihelijiedebiaoqing：
“xuedi，nifangxin！xuexiaoduiyuyouteshuqingkuangdexinshengyouguanhuaizhengce！sushewomenyijinganpaihaole，jiushi......zanmenzheidongloumeiyoudianti，nidesushezaiwulou。”
tadunledun，feichangrexindishuo，“houmianzheiweidageyigerenkenengbutaifangbian，nishaodeng，womashangzaijiaolianggexuezhanglai，yiqibani......e，dashangqu？”
zhengtanzhedeguchenwenyan，mengdizuozhileshenti，lianshangquanshichayi：
“dawoshangqu？weishenmeyaodawoshangqu？wozijizoushangqububurangma？”
xuejiehezhouweishuzheerduotingderendoulengzhule。
“a？”xuejiemengle，“ni…ninengzou？”
guchenmomingqimiao，weilezhengmingziji，ta“shua”diyixiaconglanrenshafashangzhanleqilai，shenzhihaidangzhesuoyourendemian，bengdaleliangxia。
“meishia！haodehen！”tapailepaizijidetui，“nikan，keyoujingle。”
xianchangxianruleyizhongguiyidejijing。
jimiaohou，renqunzhongbuzhisheixianmeirenzhu，“pu”yishengxiaolechulai。
jinjiezhe，gezhongyilunshenghongranzhakai：
“meishi？！meishinizuozheiwanyierlai？hairangrentuizhe？”
“**！wohaiyiweishishenmeshencanzhijiandekaimo，gaolebantianshi......”
“wozhenshitouyihuijian！qingbeiguoranshenmerencaidouyou！”
“gemener，nishilaigaoxiaodeba？”
xuejiedelianshunjianzhangdetonghong，shigangayeshihaoqi，tatuiletuiyanjing，yishijiandoubuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。
guchenquewanquanmeijuedeyoushenmewenti，tazhongxintanhuishafa，feichangrenzhendiduizhexuejietichulelingyigeqingqiu：
“xuejie，jiranwomeishi，neinengbunengbangwoshenqinghuandaoyilousushe？wuloutaigaole，wolandepa。”
zhongren：“......”
xuejieshenxiyikouqi，nuliweichizheweixiao：
“xuedi，susheshixuexiaotongyianpaide，bunengsuiyigenghuan。”
“e......”guchenlianshangluchulemingxiandeshiwang，xiaoshengdigu，“zhenmafan......neisuanle。”
yewusuoweile，guoliangtianzijizhaogefangzizhujiuhaole，zaisusheyebutaifangbian。
tazheifuhenbumanyideyangzi，zaicirangzhouweiderenjitiwuyu。
xuejieshenxiyikouqi，qiangrenzhebadengjibiaopaidaotalianshangdechongdong，kuaisubanwanleshengxiadeshouxu，jiangxiaoyuankahesusheyaochidijileta。
“guchentongxue，shouxubanhaole，nidesushezai8haolou505.”
“xielexuejie。”guchenjieguodongxi，saijinshuiyikoudai，ranhouduixiaogehuishou，“zouba，gemen，zanmenqusushe。”
xiaogeyingleyisheng，tuizheguchenzhiyazhiyadejiulikailebaomingchu，liuxiahoumianjingdiaoyididexiabaheyiqunrendeqieqiesiyu。
xiaogetuizheguchen，manyouyoudichuansuozaixiaoyuanli。
yangguangtouguoshuyesaxiabanboguangying，lubianshirenaodeshetuanzhaoxin。
gegeshetuandepengzizhilengzhe，hengfuladedaochudoushi，xuejiexuezhangmenmailideyaohe。
“tongxue，lanqiushezhaoxin，**deyaolan。”
“wenxueshezhaoxin，xunzhaoyouqudelinghun。”
“dianjingshe，zhaoyouxiaihaozhe。”
“erciyuan，zhaoxinle，zhaojigenanniang......”
guchentanzaishafali，mizheyan，daliangzhezheifurenaodechangjing，danshimeishaxingqu。
jiuzaixiaogetuizheguchenjixuwangqianzoudeshihou。
“tongxue！zheiweitongxue！qingdengyixia！”
yigeguogaitou，geboshangguazhezhiyuanzhexiuzhangdexuezhangqichuanyuyudelanzaileguchenqianmian。
takanzheshafashangdeguchenhetuichedexiaoge，lianshangdaizhewubidezerengan，tazhilezhizijixiongkoupeidaide“guanaishe”dehuizhangshuodao：
“tongxuenihao，woshi“guanaishe”defushezhang，liuqingtian。”
“nizheishi......gangbaowandaoyaoqusushema？youshenmexuyaobangzhudema？”
“nideqingkuang，xuexiaoyijingjigenwomentongbuguole，nifangxinxuexiaobuhuirangrenheyiweitongxuegandaobubian！”
guchentailetaiyanpi，youdianyun：“wo？qingkuang？tongbushale？”
“aiya，tongxue，nibuyongbuhaoyisi。”liuqingtianyadileshengyin。
“nimenzheizhongteshuqingkuangwomenshedouyoubeiande！womenshixuexiaoqiantoudeshetuan，nishinagezhuanyenagebande？woheduiyixia，zhihouyoushenmekunnan，womenshetuandouhuitigongyiduiyidebangzhu。”
guchengengchayile，tazuozhileyidian：
“guanaishehaiyouwoziliao？zheimekaopuma？zhidaowolan？”
“keke，jinrongyibande，wojiaoguchen！”