“meiyouxiangdaozheigedifangjingranhaiyougepingtai？”mowuyanzhanqilaipailepaishenshangdechentu。
beilingyitiaoshibantengsheyaoduantengtiaohou，mowuyandouzuohaohuibeishuaishanghuozheshuaisidezhunbeile，meiyouxiangdaobeinongwulongzhaodexuanyaxiamianjingranyouyigetuqidepingtai。
pingtaishicongxuanyayanshenchulaide，erqiefeichangdepingzhengkuankuo，zhishaonengrongxiabairentongshizhanzaishangmian。
mowuyankanlekanshangmian，nongwujiushihouhoudeyicengcongshangmianwangxiakanjueduimeirennengxiangdaozheilijingranhaiyouyigepingtai，ercongpingtaiwangxiakanmeiyoulenongwuzhiyouneizhongtebieshenchendeyapoganjiurutongyigejushouzhangkaidedazuiyiban，fangfoyibuxiaoxinjiuhuibeitunjinqu。
kanzhepingtanderutongqiegeguodeqiaobi，budui，qiegeguode？mowuyanlianmangzouleguoqu，tajiusuanweihezheigedifanghuirudeyanshu，zheibushiqingyunzongdemijingrukouma，keshiqingyunzonglidiwujiazuyouzheqianlizhiju，zenmehuichuxianzaizheili？
beimiemenhoumowuyanduoguolewushucidezhuisha，juewangdetazailinziliyudaoletadeenshi，yejiushiqingyunzongdexiuxianzhebaihe，qingyunzongwanjianfengfengzhu，enshixinshanbianbatadaihuileqingyunzong。
qingyunzongbeizhitianmiemenyeshiyinweimijing，qingyunzongyizhishouhuleqianniandemijingyuanlaishijiqiannianqianyiweifeishengqianbeidefudi。
shangyishipeibanletajinqianniansuiyuedeqiankunjiejiushitazaizheilijijiandaode。
mowuyanxiangqiqiankunjiebuyoudexinshenyizheng，kuaisudezoudaolepingtaizhongjian，yunqishenshangdewuxingzhili，mengdeshurudidi。
“咔咔咔”
yigujixiedeshengyinchuanlai，pingtaibafangchuxianleyigegehezi，mowuyansihaobuganqupengchu，suiranzhidaolimiandedongxiyishiqizhenyibao。
chouchushenshangdepeijianyongliwangzhongxinciru，bafangdehezishunjiandiaoluohuaweiguangyingxiaoshidaijin，biexiaokanlexiejigexiaohezizheikeshipaimingshiwudebaihuanjueshazhen。
qianshiqingyunzongyijiqitasandazongmenkeshixishenglebushaoqiangzhecaibazhenpole，mijingbeikaiqihou，zhongrenzishizhibenmijingerqu，meirenzhuyishibishangfangdiaoluodeshige，mowuyanyeshicongmijingchulaishibuxiaoxinjibeibanleyixiacaifaxiande。
xianzaizhenyanbeimowuyanyongpeijianjizanshiyazhizhule，takuaisudecongzhenzhongpaolechulai，yigeqishentiaodaoleshibishang，yongshoukuaisudepailejixianaxiashigebiantiaolexiale，meiyouluojiaodianxinghaotadesudugoukuai，buranzhipahuichudongqitadezhenfatajiukendinghuishangming。
mowuyankuaisudeanzhejiyidakaileshige，kuaisudebaxuedidaojiezhishang，hongguangyishandixuerenzhujiuchenggongle。
“乒”
peijianbeizhenfajifandanle，shunjianjiubeinianchenglefenmo，yucitongshimowuyankuaisudecongjiezhizhongquchuleyigexiaozhuqingting，yiyunqizhuqingtingbianfeikuaidexuanzhuan，mowuyanyixiazifeidaolebankongzhong，biguolebaihuanjueshazhendeyuwei，ertayechuanguolenongwuhuidaolexuanyabianshang！
mowuyanqianjiaogangzouhoujiaopingtaishangjiuchuxianlelianggeren，ruguomowuyanhaizaidehuakendingnengrenchushishei，yigeshiqingyunzongdezongzhubailingyigeshizijideenshibaihe。
“shidi，kuaikankanshisheichuangrulejindi！”bailingjipodeshuodao，zheikeshitamenzongmendemingmai！
“meiren。”baihesichuchakanleyifan，meiyoufaxianren。
“ganggangzhenfadebodongwobukenenghuiganzhicuowu，kendingyourenlailezheili！”bailingzhandingjietieshuodao。
baiheyanguangbuyoudekanxianglesizhoudebaisefenmo，kanlaiqueshishiyourenlaiguole，shidishiyou？
mowuyandiyicijuedezijizhiqianyizhixianqidexiaowanyihaishiyongyongchude。
qiankunjiegenletajinqiannian，limianyoushenmemeiyourenbitagengqingchu，erzheigezhuqingtingbianshimijingdezhurenfulaodejiezuo，erfulaoquezhendeshiyigewanxinyouda，qieyourangrenyouaiyouhendezhangzhe，suiranmowuyanconglaimeiyouzhenzhengdejianguota。
tanengzhidaoshigedeweizhi，yeshifandaolefulaodesuibicaizhidaode，biekantaganggangpaidashibideneijixiaxiangshihuluanpaidade，qishizaishigedefujinyeyouyigexiaoxingdezhenfa，suiranbibaihuanjueshazhenpaimingdi，danshishashangliquebibaihuanjueshazhengenglihai，yinweizhinengxiaofanweishiyongsuoyicaibibaihuanjueshazhenpaimingdi，neijixiajiushijiechuzhenfadeshoufa，zheiyeshiwuliaodefulaoshezhide，jushuoshizheigejiezhiliujiyouyuanren。
erzaifulaodesuibizhongkeyizhidaozheigelaotouwanxinzhendefeichangda，mingmingshiyigezhenfadashidaohoumianqueyinweizhenfataiguoqukuzaoermishanglejiguanshu，zaisuibilifulaohaichengzijishiyigeweidadehuizhenfadejiguanshudashi。
ermowuyandezhenfajiushigenfulaotaqiankunjielidezhenfatuhefulaodejiangjiexuede，budebushuofulaoyesuanshitadedierweienshi。
ertaweihehuituranchuxianzaixuanyashang，kanlaineituannongwulimiankendingyouzheyigefeichangjudadechuansongzhen，mijinggujidoubuzaiwangyouchengheqingyunzong，chuansongzhenzuiyuanjulikeshinengchuansongchuqianlizhiwaini。
mowuyanbuzaijiujiemijingdeshiqing，bijingzheikeshiqingyunzongshouleqianniande，haishiduitayouendeqingyunzong，suoyitabingbudasuanbaxuanyademijinggaosuzuren。
“haha，zhongyurangwodaidaonile，wuyan！”
mowuyancongshanshangxialaihoubianlaidaolewangyoucheng，caiyouyihuijiubeiyishuangshousisidebaozhu，neishuangpangshouchabuduoyoutadeyaoyibanda。
“胖，胖子！”
mowuyanxinxidejiaodao，tangsheng，mowuyancongxiaodaodadewanban，liangrendetianfudoubuhao，tangshengzaizijidejiazugengshibizijidouburu，tahaodaizurenduizijidouhenkeqi，ertangshengchulefumuhedangjiazhudeyeyeduitahaisuanbucuoyiwai，qitaderenduitachulebuhuidayiwai，lengchaorefengkeweishijiachangbianfan。
“niyebuyongzheiyang，suiranshenggezhidaozijishizhendehenshuai。”tangshengshuobahaiziliandeshuaileyixiazijidetoufa。
“滚蛋！”
guorantangshenghaishitangsheng，yijiuneimedezilian！
tangshengkeshizaidiwujiazubeimiezuzhihouweiyiyigebuhaipabeitalianleidepengyou，yiqianneixiechengxiongdaodidepengyouzaitajiazuchushizhihou，yigegededoubizhibuji，weikongrehuoshangshen。
tangshengweiletapanchuletangjia，yigerengushenpeita，bangtabiguolexuduoweixian，ertazijizuihoubeitalianleizhisi，doumeiyouhenguota，shenzhihaishuoshitarangtayoulediyicibeirenxuyaodeganjue，haishuoxiabeizihaihetazuoxiongdi，weiyibaoyuanguodejiushishuotaomingdeshihouzijiyinyiweiaoderouquandoumeile。