第一章骨灰级程序猿
铿！
bansuizheyishengkengqiangyoulidemenxiang，heishipuqideyanwutaishang，yimingshaoniantushoupizaileyanwutaizhongyangdedaheishishang。
heishigaosanzhang，kuanyizhangban，yixingguzhuanzichuxianzaileshangmian：
姓名：谭武
年龄：17岁
战力：189
资质：下
班级：19班
“下一位！”
yanwutaishang，yishenyangtianxueyuandaoshifudezhongniannanzidashengdao，talianshangdebiaoqingyansueryoupingjing，zhiyouzaiyujianzizhijijiaxueyuandeshihoucaihuiyouyisibianhua。
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xinshengdangzhong，gengduodeshixunchangzhibei，tiancaiyongyuandoushiliaoliaowuji。
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“ng，zheiqizhongyigongyunyongleliucichabixuanqugongshi，caiyong‘or’yu‘of’、‘ele’defuheyunsuan......yebusuanshitaifuza。”
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是的......
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猝死了！
ranhoutajiuchuanyuedaolezheili，chengweishenzhoudalushangdachuguodezimin，shenfenshiyangtianchengneideyigefuerdai，mingziyejiaozhangxuan，liangrendexinggejihuxiangtong，doushizhaidaosi，buguozheigezhangxuanshenziguyaoruohenduo，aobuleyeyecongbubieniao，suoyinaodaimeitu，zhiyuweishenmehuicusi，haiyaocongzheiruxueshuoqi......
zhiyuzheigedalushangdeshengcunfazehenjiandan，xiulianweizun，shilidiyi。
铿！
yanwutaishangyouzhanshangleyigeqingnian，shencaigaoda、hubeixiongyao，mengdiyiquanzazailedaheishishang，shangmianyoufuxianchuleyichuanshuzi：
姓名：张彪
年龄：18
战力：1001
资质：中上
班级：1班
taixiaxiangqileyixiaopiandejingya、yilunsheng，yijingshangqianceshilejinbaimingxinsheng，zheishidiyigezhanliguo1000de，jiushizizhizhongshangbiyujideyaodileyixie，rangrenjuedeyouxiewanxi。
zizhiyuzhanliyoulianxi，danbingfeijiandandezhanlikaoliang，zheiqizhonghaishejidaoshentiqitafangmiansuzhidezonghe。
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“feiwu，zhangjiazheicidezuchuanlingmaizheiciyidingshiwode！”zhangbiaoshuowan，haiguyizhuangleyixiazhangxuandejianbang，changkuangliqu，tajizheganhuijiazhong，jiangzheitiaoxiaoxigaosuzhengdengzaizucidadiandefuqin，yijiyigandezhangjiaren。
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“zhanli1000yixia，daheishidefanyingshijiandayueshi0.5miao，zhanli1000yishang，fanyingdeshijianjiubiancheng1miaole，kanlai1000shiyigejueduiyuzhi，jiushibuzhidao2000yishang......”
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知识改变人生么。
duiyuyigeyouqiangpozheng，bingqiewanmeizhuyidechengxuyuaneryan，renhechengxuzhongdexiaobugyubuwanmeidoushirongrenbulede。
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huran，renqunzhongbaofachuleyizhenhuanhusheng：
“wa，shiliurongrongnvshen！”
“女神好漂亮啊！”
“女神，我爱你！”
suizhi，yigeyishenlvsezhangqundenvsheng，congrenqunzhongzoulechulai。
nvshengjiaoxialianbuqingnuo，gaotiaodeshencai，wuheidexiufa，zhishizheiyimoqinglijiandandebeiying，jiurangrenaimudeyanshenfazhi。
“谢谢大家。”
nvshengshangtaizhihou，zhuanguoshenweixiaozhexiangdajiadazhaohu，ruciyilai，benjiuzaodongderenqungengjiafeitengqilai，buguangshirenzhangdepiaoliang，shengyingengshihaoting，erqieshenweiyangtianchengneidiyidajiazuliujiadedaxiaojie，jingranyisijiaziyemeiyou，haizheimeyoulimao......