第5章狗爱吃的是屎

jiangmanxingchitong,jiannandejiangshouchechulai,yongaidishuaikaijianglengxing,“buyaozaiwomianqianjiaxingxing……nishishenmehuose,wobuzhidaome?”

jianglengxingyigelieju,shentixiangmiantuanyiyangshuaixiaqu,yipiguzuozaidishang。

“砰——”

“wodeduzi……”jianglengxingyiliantongkudewuzhuduzi,miansecanbai。

jiangmanxinglengzhu,haimeifanyingguolai,jianglaoyekuaisudezouguolai,yijiaochuaikaitazheigeaishidebanjiaoshi,lianmangxintengjinzhangdebajianglengxingfuqilai。

xiongkoubeirenzhongzhongdichuaileyijiao,tadewuzangliufudouyaoyiweile,tengdezuanxin,hunshendouquanquzhe,zhenggerenyizhibuzhudezhandou。

“lengxingnizenmeyangle?”jianglaoyelianshangdoushijiaojihetengxi。

zheiyimuluodaojiangmanxingdexinli,haoxiangyoushenmedongxitongpoletadexin。

tarenzheteng,momodebishangyan,jielizhizhiyanjiaodechaoshiluoxialai。

jianglaoyeyouduochongaijianglengxing,tajiuyouduoxianmujianglengxing。

“baba,nibiedajiejie……shiwobuxiaoxinshuaidaode,buguanjiejiedeshiqing。”jianglengxingtengdeliansecangbai,xiangshiyizhikeliandexiaomao,shengyindoushiyouqiwulide。

kansishizaiweijiangmanxingkaituo,kezheihualideyisi,zenmekandoushiweiqucaihuishuochulaide。

neibianhaoburongyixihuodejianglaoye,jianjiangmanxingruciedu,nushengdao:“niezhang,wogaosuni,nimeimeiduzilihaiyouhaizi,tahezechengcaishizhenxinxiangaide,nizijiliubuzhunanren,haixuehuiqifunimeimeile?”

jianci,jianglengxingyandiluchuxingzailehuodeguang。

jiangmanxingningzhemeitou,dixiatouzichaodiyixiao,tarenzheshentidetengtong,jiannandicongdishangpaqilai。

tayandishanshuozhejiqiaodeguang,zhanranxuewudemianpangxiemanjieaohepanni:“zhenxinxiangai?tamenbeizhewogoudazaiyiqi,dounengbeibabanishuodezheimeqingxintuosu,wodaodishibushinishengdenvera!”

jianglaoyefennudidingzheta:“womeiyounizheimebuyaoliandenver!”

tingdaozheijuhua,jiangmanxingyanjiaoyongchulelei,tatiantianchunbiandexueji,xiaodefengci:“wobuyaolian?wokemeiyouhewomeifushuidaoyiqi,wodangbuqi!”

daodishisheibuyaolian!jianglengxinghetadeweihunfuliuzechenggoudazaiyiqi,jianglaoyehaiyaoduozoushuyutadejiazhuangjijianglengxingsongjia,daotoulaijingranshitabuyaolian?

zheiyijiaziren,jianzhibiguidouhaikongbu!

chouhenhefennuzaixueguanliranshaozhe!

“jiejie,nishuohuayidingyaozheiyangnantingma?”jianglengxingshigehuixihuanyanxideren,shuiwangwangdeyanjingkanzhejiangmanxing。

别提有多可怜了!

jiangmanxingzhishijuedeexinfanwei,talenglengdixiaozhe:“xianwoshuohuananting,neinijiubiezuoneimenankandeshiqing。lunqibuyaolianzheimenxuewen,nicaishixingjia!”

jianglengxingguzuonanshoudiwuzhufubu,jinjindiyaozhechun,“jiejie,wozhidaoshiwodecuo,shiwoqiangzouledamaweinidingxiadeweihunfu。keshi,zechengshiaideshiwo,ruguonimenzaiyiqi,nimenyidingbuhuixingfude。”

jiangmanxingxiaozhepaishou,yanjiaodaizheqingxidichaofeng,“nibielaiexinwo,goudangranbuhuixihuanren,gouaichideshishi!wokehenibibule。”

这!

jianglengxingqidezhifanbaiyan,jiangmanxingzheizhangzuitaidulale!

zheigejiannvren,jingranjiangtabizuoyiduishi?

还将泽成比成狗?

jianglaoyeshizaishirenbuzhule,baonudidahou:“guanjia,bazheichushengjiwotuozou!”

duokanyiyanjiangmanxing,jianglaoyedouhenbudeqiasizheigexiaojianren!

“baba,jiejieshoushangzheimeyanzhong,haishibuyaochengfatale,buguanzenmeshuotadoushidamaweiyidenver,ruguobajiejienonghuaile,haizenmerangtaqulatouzini?”jianglengxingguzuoburendeqiuqing,danqueshiguyizaijianglaoyemianqiantiqiherensibendejiangfuren。

jiangfurenzaijianglaoyexinlishiyigejinji,yigesheidoubukeyitijidejinji!

“jianglengxingnizuonidechunqiudamengqu,yongwoyishengdexingfuquchengquanni,nikezhenbuyaolian!”jiangmanxingdemouziliyongshangkuangnu,koubuzeyandenuma。