第1章 我是一株食人花

woshihua,ng,yizhushirenhua。

mianqianderentizhexiaohu,qingqingdewangwodeshenshangjiaozheshui,baisedeyibaizaiwomianqianhuangdeyanyun,richangdurangzhe:

“怎么还不开花?”

tazhouzhemeitou,bakaiwodekuandamolvdeyezi,dao:“yemeiyoushengbinga,douliangnianle,zendejiushibukaihua?”

yebuguaitazheji,tayanglewojinliangnian,kelengshihuabaoyebudayige,wohebaoleshuijiushishui,zhongrizhizhishaitaiyang。

wotangzaizhizhuli,xiezhizhenaodai,kanzhetazhejidemoyang,buyoudexiaole。

zheigebendan,dangchuzaijieshangmaihuadetanshang,tabumailanhua,mudanzheidengminghua,pianpiankanzhongledishangbeitiaokaidezacao,wohaijidetadangshikanzhewoyinyueyechengxinxing,toudingyipianhuohongseyachidemoyang,jingshimanshigaoxing,mobushiyiweiwoshihedenglebuqidezhiwu?

yushi,woyumendebuxingdeshi,zheigejiaoluzhandenanrenjiukanlewoyiyan,bawodaihuijiale。

tasuiranzhangdehaisuanshifengshenjunlangba,keshijiuyougehuaimaobing,meitiandezhutijiushizhengriniantaozhewoweishenmehaibukaihua……

头疼,头疼至极。

tadoubuzhidao,wobuheshui,zhihexueyedema?wokeshixiongcanwubideshirenhuaa。

luzhanjiwobahuapenlidecaobale,youjiwoxiujian,jiaoshui。yanliwuyibushiqidaiwonatianhuakai。

tazongshizheiyang,liangnianlai,meitiandouniantaozhe,niandewoerduodouqijianzile。

bishiwoshenshihaiweichengxing,zhinengsuozaizhizhuli,kaihuashenmede,wodaoshixianga,keshiluzhanzhijiwoshuihe,wohaizenmekai?

dagailaotianyouyan,zheiriluzhannazhejianqianjiwoxiujianzhiyedeshihou,buxiaoxingeshangleshou,yidixueliudaowodeshenshang。

chaneijian,jinguangsishe,huapenlidezhizhudouranzhanggaoyizhang,zihongsedehuabaozhangkai,huaxinlishiyipaipaijiebaideyachi,huabianshichilunsidelianjiezhe,huapansidaboji。

luzhandeqianzidiaole,weizhewozhuanleyiquanyouyiquan,congshangcongxiadaliangleyibianyouyibian,kaikoujiushiyiju:“haochoudehuaer。”

“shenme,chou?”woqidehuachengrenxing,duizhetanumuershi:“wozheimeweiwu,fenglideyachi,zihongsedehuaduo,duoshaorenjianle,beihepoledan?”

wobenlaiyiweitahuibeiwohehuai,kemeixiangdao,tadaoshibupa,xiuzhangdeshouzhijixunaqijiandao,bawoshenshangduoyuzhangchulaidehuazhijijiandiao,haobantiancaihuiguotouduiwoshuo:“nishizheihuazhongsuoningjiedehuayao?”

wochadianbeitadedandingmihuole,molemobizi,nandaozheirendoubupayaoguai?

kekandaotamingyuefengqingdeyanshen,woyourenbuzhude,dianlediantou。

tayoudao:“neiwogaitianquchengdongzhaochenboxuexuehuacaoxiujianzhishu,xianglai,yinggaikeyibanixiushidepiaoliangdian。”

tadeyanjinglveguowoluanpengpengdekucaobandetoufa,yiliandewanxi。

xiangwoweiwubufandeshirenhuayizujingranbeirenleishuochou,woxinzhongzheshiqijie,queyouwucongfanbo。

keke,wowaibiaoqueshicuguangleneimeyidian,kanqilaixiongyidianeryi,keshigenrenleinvzixiangbi,yebuchaa。zuiduobiqiqitahuoqingchun,huowumei,wanruxianzideneixiehuayao,haishichaleneimediande。

yushi,wozhanghonglelian,haobantiancaibiequdao:“kewogongjilihenqiang,yichushou,bishengwuyi。”

woshituwanzun,keluzhanni?tinglezhishimanmanconghoulongtuchuyigezi:“e。”

woqidechadiantiaojiao:“yaobushiwoheniyouleqiyue,ni,ni……”

wosuishishirenhua,danshiwoshiwanwanshangbudeluzhande,shirenhuazuyouguiding,fanshiduiyuyangyulezijideenrenlaishuo,tamenzhijianwuxingzhizhongzaozaodijieleqiyue,huayaoshangbudeyangyuzijideren。

“qiyue?neishizuoshenmede?youshenmeyong?”luzhanzhuazhuleguanjianci,lianmangzhuiwen。

“qiyuejiushi,jiuxiangshijiafangyifanghuxiangdijieleqiyue,huayaobudeshanghaiyangyuzijideren,ruoweifanguiding,bianhuiyintizifen。”

“neiyaozenyangcainengjiekaiqiyueni?”