【baobeimennaogualiuxia，yuequanwenguihai】
【xiezuobuyiwoshijinshenjun】
【wenzhongxiaoshudianshenchuguimei，laoyoutiaomenbixuliangjie】
“suling，nitaiguofenle！”
“啪”
yishengnuhou，suizhenanrenyangqideshouzhang，henhendiluozaiyanqiankudetonglihuadaiyudenvrenlianshang。
sulinghaimeifanyingguolai，jiuzhijiebeizheiyibazhangdafanzaidi。
tayuanbenbaixijiaonendemianpang，shunjianhongzhong，huangruozhutou。
shuaishuaibeidayunxuandenaodaiguazi，sulingtineiliqihengsheng，rensheiyidaqingzaomomingqimiaobeizouxing，nengrenshoudele？
“cao，tongsiwole！wozheibaopiqi！”
nvhaipaqilairouroulian，feihuabuduoshuo，duizhedatarendelianjiushiyiquanbaoji。
男人被打成蚊香眼。
“……”
wumiaohou，zuozaidishangdailengdenanrenhuanguoshenlai，douzheshouzhizhesulingdama。
“suling，ni，nigandawo？nibuyaolianhaiyoulile。xuejiaheyuernaliduibuqini？ruguobushitamenshouyangni，nizaojiuesile，rujinnijingyaoqiangyuerdeweihunfu？haigandawo？ni……”
xuejia？yuer……haiyouzheitaici？zenmezheimeershu？
turan，nvhaishenseyizheng，sihuxiangqileshenme！
tabuhuishichuanshuleba？？
taishoumomolianshangweigandeleishui……cao，bushitade，suoyishibeidadeneiyikechuande？
真是造孽了！
zheijitiantazaizhuiyibenyuekanyuexiangma，yuemayuexiangkandexiaoshuo，mingjiao《puazongcaidechutaoxiaojiaoqi》。
jiuzheishuming，guangxiangxiangsulingdouxiangqiazherenzhongfanbaiyanle。
qutmdechutaoxiaojiaoqi，quanwenbuguoshiyiduizhananjiannvdewuliaoaiqingzhuizhuyouxi。
dangshikandetahaojicihenbudechuanshu，bahetatongmingtongxingdewunengnvzhujigale。
yuanshunvzhucongxiaojiushigueryuandeguer，houlaibeixuejiashouyang，yemeiguoguoyitianhaorizi，haijiachangbianfandezaoxuejia**，xueyudeqiru。
bingqiehenanzhufuzheshendehunshi，yebeixueyuqiangzou。
taneibenlaijiushuishenhuoredeshenghuo，gengshizaixue**detiaoboxia，zaixuejiahuochenglegouwazi，haishibuzhifankangdeneizhong。
zhiyubeinvzhufengkuangmi.lianduoniandenanzhu。
zaibanvzhunvedebansibuhuo，zhongyusixintaolihou，faxianzijiwufazi.badeaishangleta。
jiuci，yichangmengliedezhuiqihuo.zangchangzhihou。
naocannvzhuzuizhongyuanlianglehenverxueyu“jiu.chan”lebuzhiduoshaohuidenanzhu，liangrensha**b，shenglebagexiaozheshen。
TMD
sulingguoduantaishouqiarenzhong，zheishishenmesutaoyougouxuedejuqing！
suoyishizhiqianmadetaihaizaobaoyingle，yijuexinglai，jingrangtachuanchengzuitaoyandetongmingnvzhu？
he！nononomeisuowei，jilaizhi，dingyaozhafanbengdizhi。
taniu.hu.lushisulingshangxian，“zhazhashensilang”nidanchaofan，fan~gun~qu~ba！
sulingshunzheshuzhonghuiyi，zhaodaoleyuannvzhuaidadeyuanyin。
buguojiushijintianxueyu19suishengri，tadabanjiaoyan，genzaifuzheshenshenhou，yinrenchengzanle。
jieguoxueyuchicule，fafengle，zijitiaoleyongchi。
sulingwuyu，xiangsiniqutiaohuanghea，tiaoshenmeyongchi！
真是晦气！
sulingxiongxiangbilu，shouqisixu，dengxiangganggangzoutadenanren。
zheirenrengaomada，nanshengnvxiang，daizhejinsiyanjing，tazainaozilisisuoyifan，zhidaoshisheile。
他叫杨凡。
nvzhudeqingmeizhuma，yeshilaixuejiadeqianshinian，weiyijiguotawennuanderen。
dansuizhexueyudezhangda，tayejianjianchengletadetiangouzhiyi。
nvhainiuniushouwan，jiuzheyangfandeyilinghaixiangzaizou，queturanhoujingbeizhua。
yourenqiangxingtuozhetawangdatingzouqu。
“**，sheia？fangshou！”
haimeilaidejizhengtuo，tajiubei“peng”deyishengzazaidibanshang。
datinglizhongduonannannvnv，doushijintianxueyushengriyanqinglaidebinke。