第1章

这个蠢货。

zhouyichuanmubuxieshikanzhechechuangwaidefengjing,gaojieta,“yihoushangkezhuanxin。”

“fangxuezhihou,wozaixiaomenkoudengni,wobangnibuxi。”

xuzilingxinliyoukui,quehaishishouxialezheifengjiantaoshu,haoxiangbuzhidaoshenmeshihoukaishi,xuzilingjuedezhouyichuanduitadehao,conglaidoushilisuodangran。

xuziling:“guanfanma?”

zhouyichuan:“guan,xiangchishenme?”

xuziling:“zhiyaoshinizijizuodedouxing。”

zhouyichuancongxiaoshenghuojianku,ziligengsheng,qishizheiyidiantagenyanchehenxiang,doushidulixing。

yanchemeiyouhuiyanjiadeshihou,tamenyecengjingguoguokurizi,yancheduitahenhao,conglaimeiyourangtashouku,yemeiyourangtaeyidun,tamenconggueryuanneichangdahuotaochulaideshihou,cengjingliuluoguojietou,yizhihoulaidengdaotadongshi,kaishizhidaoyancheyangtaburongyizhihou,kaishimanmandezhaogu,zongshishibushishoushangdeyanche,kaishixuehuixiyizuofan,jiushiweilenenggoujianqingtadefudan。

chuleyouxuemaiguanxideren,meiyousheiyouyiwu,huiyizhifuyangtazhangda。

xuzilingqishiyeyizhimingbai,yancheyangta,yezhishiweilebabadejiumingzhien。

xianzaiyanchehuidaoleyanjia,chengdanqishengshijituanjichengrendeshenfenshi,tamenmingzhongzhudingjiushibushitongyigeshijiederen。

qianshitachangguozhouyichuandeshouyi,tazuocaimeideshuo,nenggoubideshangmiqilindashideshouyi。

shenzhidengdaotagongchengmingjiudeneitian,zhouyichuanhaishixuexizhegezhongxinshicaiyaozongshihuijitazuofan。

daolexuexiaoxiachehou,zhouyichuanhaishiguyifangmanlejiaobu,zouzaitadeshenhou…

xuzilinghuidaobanjizaozixi,qubangongshijiaoleneifengjiantaoshu,banzhurenzhishisaoleyanmeiyoukanqingchushenmebuduijingdedifang。

banzhuren:“monikaojieshuzhihou,shiyaokaijiazhanghuidezhidaoma?”

xuzilingxinli‘gedeng’leyisheng。

“…shiyaoqiusuoyouxueshengjiazhangdouyaodao,wozhidaonideqingkuangteshu,nengrangnigegedao,jiujinliangguolaiba,yaoshishizailaibulai,neitiannijiuzaixiuxiba。buguoshuohaode,zheicimonikaoyaohaohaokao,zhidaoma?duobaxuexihuazaizhongxinshang。”

xuzilingdianlediantou,“wozhidaolelaoshi。”

banzhuren:“huiqushangzaozixiba。”

xuzilinghuidaobanjizhihou,dengtafangxiashubaozuoxia,jiurenbuzhuguolaiwentadebagua,“zuowanzhouyichuanjiwodadianhuale,duibuqiziling,woyibuxiaoxin,jiubanideshiqingjishuole,tajilewoliangzhangshaokaodiandewuzhequan,woshizairenbuzhuyouhuo。”yeminshuangshouheshi,gentashuozhebaoqian。

xuzilingquemanbuzaiyidecongshubaolinachushubenshuo,“meiguanxi,buguoyeyaoxiexieni。”

yeminlengzhule,“xiewo?weishenmeyaoxiexiewo?nigenzhouyichuanchengle?”

许子凌没有说话。

yeminyoushuo,“qishishuoshihua,wojuedenigenzhouyichuanzhendehenbanpei,jiuxiangshiwoqianbujiu,wokandemouxuwenlidecaohandexiaojiaoqiyiyang,niliangtebiefuhe,limiandenannvzhu,niyaobuyaokan?wofajini。”

xuzilingyaoyaotou,“haishiliujinizijikanba,woduizheixiebuganxingqu。”

yeminzuidadeaihao,jiushikanxiaoshuo,qianshideshihou,taxiedexiaoshuo,changxiaodamai,dangchutadaxuemeiyoukaoshang,danshipingzhetadexiaoshuogezhongbanquanfei,nadaolebushaoqian,chenglezuidawangzhandeyanqingtianhou,daoyebuqueqianhua。

xuzilinghaishizuobiji,renzhenxuexi,meiyouzaixiangqitadeshiqing,zheiyitianguodeyehaisuanshichongzu。

yizhayanjiudaolefangxueshijian,xuzilingmomocengcengtuodaolezuihouyigezouchujiaoshi,zaixuexiaodamenkou,taguorankandaoyizhizaidengdezhouyichuan。

xuexiaomenwaiyouzhibanjiaoshi,tamenbuhaoguangmingzhengdazouzaiyiqi,xuzilingtuotuolaladegenzaizhouyichuanshenhou,denglikaixuexiaoshi,tacaikuaisudipaodaotashenbian,“xueshen,niyaodaiwoquna?”

zhouyichuan,“hebuhenaicha?”

“a?wobuhezheixienijiwomaipingshuiba,wokele。”xuzilingduitaconglaibukeqi,naichayeyaoqikuaiqianyibei,tayexiangjitashengqian,weilezhaogushenweinanrendezizunxin,xuzilingyezhinengyaoyipingshui。

zhouyichuanmaileliangpingshui,shenzhihaiduojitamaileyipinghaishiredeniunai,“bunengdainiquwojia,xiangchiwozuodefan,xiaci!”

“zheici,wodainiquchibiede。”

xuzilingwanzheyueyabandeyanmouzai,zuijiaogouzhehudu,“haoa!woxiangchiguoqiaomixianquanjiafu,buyaosuzhiyaohunde。”

zhouyichuanhelekoushui,xinggandehoujieshangxiagundongzhe,“hao。”

yijiashangchanglideguoqiaomixian,tatuozhuaiguoyanchelaiguojici,tazongshuochibuguanneigeweidao,laileliangcizhihou,tamenjiuzaiyemeiyoulaiguole。

laizheilideyeyoubushaodoushixuesheng,napayudaotongxiaode,xuzilingyebudanqie。

dianwandan,zhouyichuanfuleqian,xuzilingjiunaqilezuoyeben,“nibangwokankanzheidaotiba,wozuoleliangci,diyicizuocuole,diercibuzhidaonayibuzhoucuole,danshidaanmomingqimiaodijiuzuoduile。”

zhouyichuanjieguoyiyanjiukanchulewenti,tashouzhizheyigegongshi,“zheili,gongshibudui,xiamiannijisuancuole,daanyezhishipengqiaozuidui。”

zhouyichuanzheiyijuhua,zhenderangtajuedezijiyoudiandai。

“kanwozuoshenme,wolianshangyoudaan?”

xuzilingmizheyanjingxiaoqi,zuijiaominchengyitiaohudu,“bushi,wojiushidanchundekannihaokan。”

zhouyichuanbanwoquankesoulejisheng,“renzhendian。”

许子凌:“哦。”

zhouyichuanbuguosanfenzhongjiujiaohuiletazheiyidaoti,diandehaimeiyoushanglai,xuzilingshundaixieleqitadezuoye…

“jie,niyaomaizheixiedianxin,zhijiejiaoyongrenguolaimaijiuhaole,ganmahaiyaozheimeleidipaolai,yipaiduijiushiyilianggexiaoshi,nibuleima?”shuohuaderen,kanzheyezhibuguozhiyoushiqibasui,dabandeqingchunjingli,hunshendoushigaodangmingpai。

“budajin,wokanjianyancheshangcichideshizheijiadedianxin,houlaijiumeijianguotachi,xiangbishishijianmang,meikongguolaimai,woyezhenghaomeishi,shunbianmailedaiqugongsikankanta。”

tingjianshuxiwenroudeshengyin,xuzilingshunshikanguoqu,jiujiandaodabanduanzhuangwenwandaqideshenyunyunshoulitizhelianghejingzhidedianxin,shuoqiyancheshilianshangmanmandoushitianmideweixiao。

youqianrenjiadedahuqianjin,napashiyigentoufasidoushijingzhide,shenbianluguoderen,douyerenbuzhuqukanxiangshenyunyun。

sihushishenyunyunchajuedaoleyourenzaikanta,chajuedaoshixiankanlaidefangxiang,liangrenzhenghaosimuxiangdui。

tazuijiaohanxiao,duizhexuzilingdianlediantou。

xuzilingyeweixiaozhediantouhuiying。

“jiejie,nizaikansheia?youshurenma?”

shenyunyun:“meishi,nixianhuiquba,woqutangyanchedegongsi,zheigedianxiangbitayemeiyouyongcan。”

zaitashenpangdeshaonv,turanqingshengwenleju,“jiejie,wotingshuojiefu,zaiwaimianyangleyigenvren,shibushizhendea?”