第二章 《厨经》的正确打开方式

云深食肆内。

“wanle……wanle,shifuyidinghuishalewo。”

tingyuanzhong,jingxuerongbaozhetoumomoliulei,yiliandeshengwukelian,zhenggerenhuaweiheibai。

yixiangyizhoujingjingdipazaipangbiandemenkuangshang,haoqidiweiguanzheta。

taneibamingwei“huixue”dexuebaifeijian,zhenghentiebuchenggangdiyongcemianyixiayixiadipaidazhetadetou。

zijiyikuernaosanshangdiaoweisui,beishifuyongjiechidashangchuansongzhen,youbeineibanzhiheisewugongyihezhihou。

jingxuerongbeiliangdifaxianyijianshi。

tabazijiyaozhaode“huozhimiguo”demingzi,jiwangle。

叫什么蛋来着?

guangguzhezhunbeilingshi,neimiguozhangshenmeyangziyemeiyouquchayueguji。

yaobu,xianhuiquwenwenshifu。

buxingbuxing,qiebushuochuansongfazhenqidongyicizhihouxuyaoshijianhuifu,qidonghaofeidelingshiyebusuanshao。

jushuozheiciweilexiufucanzhen,shifuhaixiangjiaohaodemenpaitongrongleyixielingshi。

……

沧澜界,翠竹书院。

“yebuzhi,rongerneibianjinzhandezenyangle。ai,zheicixiufucanzhen,xiangtiedaobiaojujielebushaolingshi,jinbainianpayaodeguodejiejianyixiecaishi。”

zhengzaihechadelaodao,sihuganyingdaoshenme,turanbeichayeqiangdao,kesoubuzhi。

“nandaoshirongerneibianyounan?budui,youhuixuegenzhe,zibaoyingwudaai。”

……

yibeirechadidaolejingxuerongmianqian。

“neige……nigangcaishuoniyaozhaoshenmelaizhe,woduizheibianhaibijiaoshuxi,yexukeyibangmangzhilu?”

yanjianyuanbenhualaodexiaoguniangturanbiandezibi,yunfanyouxienamen。

haoburongyiyudaogekeyijiaoliuderen,haishigepiaoliangdexiaoguniang。

budankeyilejieyixiexiuxianjiedexinxi,haishuobudingkeyijiexiashanyuan。

jieguoxiaoguniangshuozibijiuzibile。

“wojiushiwanglea,wawu……”

butihaihao,yitizheicha,jingxuerongdeleirupububanyongchu。

yibianku,xiaoguniangyibiantaochulingshiwangzuilisai。

heyijieyou,weiyoubaoshi。

“shifurangwo……haohaozhunbei……renjiazheicimingmingyou……renzhenzhunbei……lezheimeduo……lushangchidelingzui,quemeixiang,beineiwugongjihedewangjilemingzi。”

xiaoyugan、huixiangdou、tianpijitui、congxiangroubing……

xiaoguniangchixianghenduanzhuangdianya,kenaibuzhubierenshixiulianzhe,zuidongdekuai。

gezhonglingzuibudaizhongyangdibeitabaofengxiru。

“meishimeishi,woyiqianyehenjianwang,yexuyihuijiuxiangqilaile。”yunfanyouxiewunaidianweizhe。

en,chixia【櫔guo】zhiqian,wohaisuanjianwang。

yunfanzaixinlibuchongleyiju。

buguoxianzaishi,guomubuwang。

【櫔guo】fangjingeryuanye,huanghuaermao,qishirujian,fuzhibuwang。

“是吗……”

zuibasaidegugudejingxuerong,duanqizhuoshangderecha,xiangxiaosongshuyibanyangtouyikouyinxia。

gantiandechayeruhou,jingyouyiguqipaoshengteng,kouganshenshiqite。

“haha……hahaha……zhei……hahaha……zheishishenmecha,woweishenmeturanjiukaixinqilaile?”

qianyimiaohaichoumeikuliandexiaoguniang,xiayimiaojiukaihuaidaxiaoqilai。

“zheishiguicaocha,fuzhikezanshiwangyou,nichucichangshi,qiewuhedetaiji。”

【guicao】,qiyerukuierchijing,qixiuruhe,fuzhibuyou。

yunfanqingminleyikouguicaocha,yegenzheweixiaoqilai。

ma,yejiushixiuxingjiedefeizhaikuaileshuibale。

ruoshirangzheiguniangbangmangjiadianbingkuai,bushitashifouyuanyi。

……

huifuleqingxu,jingxuerongzaiyuanzhongduobudaliangqilai。

caolubuda,yihenjianlou,queyinyinyouzheyizhongtuofandeqizhi。

taiqitou,tazixidaliangqiyuanmenshangdepaibian。

paibianshang,kezhe“yunshenshisi”sigedazi,qishibangbo。

jingxuerongjingranzaiyeyibukaiyan。

zheisigezideyunweizhong,jingyunhanzhemouzhong“dao”,qijiqianyinzhixia,tadesixujingshenxianqizhong。

yunfanzhengshoujiaomalidichulizheheisewugongdeshenti。

tasaoleyiyanwangzhepaibianfadaidejingxuerong。

zheiguniang,haoduanduande,youzoushenle。

neipaibian,tatoujinianhaichangkanzhefadai,zuijinyijingkannile。

wugongtaida,tazhinengzaiyuanzilichuli。

muxiang【qianji】yidou,tashouzhongbuduanpingkongchuxianheisedejiandao、juzi、duanjiandenggongju。

zheifabaoshenmedouhao,jiushiyouxieshandu。

dixuerenzhuzhihou,chuleqianjibianhuanchudewuqi,tawufazaiworenheqitabingqi。

anshenniansuoshoufangfa,yunfanjiangheiwugongdeyingqiaoxiexia,tichujiebaideroukuai。

heisewugongdetoubujianying,haibumanxingchoudedunang,suanshiwuyongzhiwu。

yunfantaishouyihui,heisewugongdetoububianzaibaisehuoyanzhongfenshaoqilai。

zhei《chujing》zhongsuozaikonghuozhifaxuanmiaowubi,jiashangyunfanchangchangshiyongshanzhongyiguo【danmu】,tamuqianyinengcaokongqianbaisehuoyan。

【danmu】,yuanyeerchijing,huanghuaerchishi,qiweiruyi,shizhikeyuhuo。

changchangchuxianzaitamengzhongdeniushouyishou【zhuhuai】,dangnianbianshibeishifuyongzuigaojingjiedewusehuoyansuofen。

wugongneijiangudetouqiaozaibaisehuoyanzhonghuazuofeihui。

“zheisizizhongjingranyunhantiandaoganwu,buzhishihefangdanengsuoshu。”

huiguoshenlai,jingxuerongyishenlenghan,zijigangcaijingranjinrulemouzhong“dunwu”dezhuangtai。

suowusuibushenmingle,quebidingduijinhouxiuweidayoubiyi。

niutouzhenghaojiandaozheiyimu。

好俊的御火之术!

yanqiandedashu,kanxiuweijingjiezhishidiyijing【gui】shangjie。

danjiuzheiyishouwuzhongshengyoudeyuhuoshu,bianshihenduohezijitongjiedeyihuorudaodexiushi,yezuobudaoni。

ruoshitazhidao,yunfansuoyongfeizhifashu,ershileisiyaoshoudehoutianshentongzhili,pahuigengshijingya。

“yundashusuoxiugongfa,shiyihuorudaodema?”

“入道?”

“yundashubuzhidaoma?wanwujiekeganwutiandao,meigexiushisuoxiugongfaheyongyiwudaodeshiwu,jiebuxiangtongni。ruwo,jiushiyixuerudaodeni。”

moshengxiushizhijian,jiweibihuidatanduifangsuoxiugongfahedaozang。

danshijingxuerongtianxingzhishuang,jiazhicongxiaobuwenshishi,yudaoyigegengjiaquefaxiuxianjiechangshideyunfan,liangrenbiantantaoqilai。

“anshifudehuajiang,wo……suanshiyichurudaoba。”

yunfanyouxiexinxudishuodao。

tashifuliuzaishennianneide《chujing》,zaiyoushenfa、daogong、miandiandenggezhongpengrenfangfa。

weiyimeiyoude,bianshixishoutiandilingqi,tishengjingjiedegongfa,yijineisuoweidedao。

“ei,yichurudao?haishitouyicitingshuoni……”

xunchangxiushi,youqinqishuhua、daoqianggunbang、dishuihuofengrudaozhejuduo。

jianheiqiaoyiranchenghui,rexindejingxuerongshunshounaguoqiangbiandesaozhoubianyuqingsao。

zhiqiantabiankanchu,caoluneiwaiyichenburan,shifenjiejing,xiangbizheiyundashuyeshijiaiganjingzhiren,pingriliqinyudasao。

shourenxiangzhu,dangranyaobangmanggandianhuole。

“姑娘小心……”

daiyunfanzhuyidao,yiranchile,zhinengkunaodiyishoufue。

shouchisaozhou,jingrongxuezhijuewanquanwufakongzhizijideshenti。

zijihaodaishidisanjing【xin】dexiuzhe。

zheisaozhoushihefangfabao,jingkongburusi,rangzijihaowuhaishouzhili。

“大叔救命……”

zhijianduanzhuangdianya、daimengkeaidexuerongxiaoguniangyibianhujiu,yibianshouchisaozhou、lianxudalesangehoukongfan,luodihaipilegecha,kaishiqingsaoqiyuanzilai。

……

半个时辰后。

“meishimeishi,woziyouxiuxing,shentirourenxinghaozheni,yundashuzhangyixiangzhu,wobangmangdasaodasaoyinggaide。”

zheibianyunfanhaizaixiangzuowan“yiwulaodong”,quanshensuantongdejingxuerongbaoqian。

neibianzaotaichuturantengqiyigushuiwu,daizheyiguqingxiang。

yunfanlianmangyihuishou,zaotaineidehuoyanwufengzimie。

zheizhongmingniaodanpengzhubixuyongwugenshui,qiejiqikaojiuhuohou,danfanchayidian,bianhuishilexiaoli。

niaodanchuguo,danqiaoshangyunwenjihuaweiwuqitengqi,yishixiangqisiyi。

yunfanhuichuyidaodaoqi,judadeniaodanyifenweier,luchujinhuangruningjiaodedanhuang。

tazhuanshoukanxiangzhengyongbizixiuzhexiangweidexiaoguniangdao:“anyunshenshisideguiju,xuyiwuyicai,danguniangzhiqianzhuwolanxiaheiwugong,gangyoutiwodasaotingyuan,ruobujieyi,biantongxiangzhei【zhongmingniaodan】ba。”

“bujieyibujieyibujieyi……”

zaoyibeixiangweigoudechuixiansanchidejingxuerong,toudiandehexiaojizhuomiyiban。

niaodandehuohouqiadaohaochu。

yirukou,danbaixiangnuodanya,danhuangsiyefeiye,guohoujihua。

jingrongxueyikoujieyikou,genbentingbuxialai。

buzhibujue,naodaidadebangeniaodanbianquanruletaduzhong。

fuzhongyigunuannuandenengliangtengqi,tazhijuequanshenxueqishangyong,qixuezhilijingyousuotisheng。

suiranzijibingfeiliantidexiushi,danzheiniaodan,jingranrangzijideliliangzengzhanglesanfenzhiyiyouyu!

nengzengjiaqixuexiuweideshiwu,jianzhiwensuoweiwen,ruoshifangzaiwaijie,kongpayiyinfaxiushizhengduo。

zuozaiduimiandeyunfanqueyouxiechouku。

zhei【zhongmingniaodan】shiyongduocihou,suozengdeqixuezhiliriyishuaijian。

tadingzheshouzhongniaodanziyanziyu:“zheiniaodanmeiweidaoshimeiweile,meirichiqueshiyouxiefawei,dekaifayixiebuyiyangdezaodiancaishi。”

fuyaoshanneideshoulei、zhiwuleishicai,yunfananshiyongdexiaoguo,jinxinglecuqiandefenlei。

fenbieshilinglitishenglei、gongnenglei、wudaoleishicai。

linglitishengleishicai,shizhizhitigonglingli、tishengxiuweideshicai。

gongnengleishicai,shizhijuyoujiedu、quhan、qure、tishengqixue、guomubuwang、huanjieqingxudenggezhongqipaxiaoguodeshicai。

wudaoleishicai,shizhiannengzengjiaduimouzhong“dao”deganwudeshicai,jiweixishao。

chinile?cizhongzengjiaqixuezhilideqiwu?

jingrongxueyanjingmichengyitiaofeng,toutoudaliangzheta。

zheiyunfandashukansizhiyou【gui】jingshangjie,quenengyizhaojiejue【ren】jingheiwugong。

richangsuoshinaiduixiuliandayoubiyideshiwu,wuneihaisanyangzheliangjianyikanlingxingbianjigaodefabao。

nanbuchengshimouweiyinshigaorendedizi?

kanzhejingxuerongmeizizidixiangyongwanniaodan,yunfanganshoudao,yiguqiyuncongtashenshangfankuidaolezijitinei。

zishenqixuezhilijingzaiduzengzhang。

怎么可能?

yunfanweiweifaleng,zhuaneryouyouxiejidong。

shinianlai,suiranyinzishenjingjiediwei,buganshenrufuyaoshan。

danshibeilinzhoubiansenlinlidetiancaidibao,yunfankeyishuoshichilegebao。

tongleixiaoguodeshicai,huisuizhefushicishuzengduoerxiaoguodijian。

biruzhei【zhongmingniaodan】,yunfanduocishiyonghou,qixuezhilidetishengyijinghenxiaole。

zhinengcongzhonghuoquyixietiandilingqibiyixiuxing。

youyu《chujing》zhizhongbingwuxishoutiandilingqizhileideneigongxiulianfamen,yunfanqijinweizhidejingjie,naishikaoyirisancanhuodedelingqiyingshengshengduiqilaide。

anshifudehuashuo,yimingchuzi,youbaziliqizuofanjiuxingle,qiushenmejingjie。

shikehuodedebiyi,jingnengtongguoqiyunfankuidaopengzheshenshang。

yuanlai,zheicaishi《chujing》tishengjingjiedezhengquefangfa。