噗——
guanjiazhaofuguiwenyanxianxieshuaidao。
这乡巴佬疯了不成？
nandaobuzhilaozongzhuyijieguxizhinian？
wuyongzhiyi，dingshilaidaoluande。
“lairen，bazheigexiangbalaodaizou！”
zhaofuguilikefaling，jigejiapubuyoufenshuodituozoulexiangnan。
“wocao？nimenzheishizaifanzuizhidaoma？xiaoyewokeshizhaojiadechenglongkuaixu！”
“nizheiqigaijinggankouchukuangyan？nishizhaojianvxu？yebuzhaozhaojingzi！”
“wozhendeshizhaojianvxu，womeipiannimen，wojinggaonimen，likefanglexiaoye，fouzehouguozifu！”
“哈哈——”
neixiejiapugenbenbuxinxiangnandehua，fangshengchaoxiao......
zhenshirangrenxiaopodupi，zheixiaoziyanjidaoshitingliu，ruofeiwojiaerlaoyeyizhaogaotianxia，guojianeiweisangongzicaishizhaojiaduonianxunzhaodechenglongkuaixu，zanmenchadianjiubeitamengbile。
"shaogentaluosuo，jitadianyanseqiaoqiao，ziranjiulaoshile！"
zhaoyouranyaogaijia？zheilaotouzikemeitiguoa！
xiangnanlaibujisisuo，yibeizhuaijinlezhaojiazhuangdehouxiang。
tameiyouzhengzha，daoyaokankanzheixiezhaojiadezougoujiujingyouhedasuan。
shunjian，xiangzilichuanlailezhenzhenqilideaihao。
guanjiazhaofuguizuijiaoguazheyisideyidelengxiao："yigenpolanshanyaojiuxianghunjinfuzhongcengfanchi？dangwoshixiazima？"
"guanjia，neitubaozideshanyaozenmechuzhi？"yigejiadingwendao。
"haiyongwen？zhijierengdaolajiduiliqu！"
"等等！"
turan，yidaojidongbuyideshengyinxiangqi。
zhaofuguitaitouyikan，jingshisongshanshishouquyizhideshenyitiandafu，pangbianhaigenzheguojiadesanshaoyeguodonglai。
"yo，guye，tiandafu，liangweidajiaguanglina！"
zhaofuguimanlianduixiaodiyingshangqianqu。
tiandafutuikaizhaofugui，sisidingzhezhuoshangdetiegunshanyao，yanjingshanshuozheguangmang，fangfojiandaolexishizhenbao。
"guye，tiandafuzheishi……"
赵富贵疑惑不解。
guodonglaiyeshiyitouwushui，bumingbaitiandafuweiherucishitai。
taqingtiandafulai，benyishirangtajizhaojialaotaiyezhenbing，jinjinxiaoxin，shunbiantaolunhunshi。
taduizhaoyourandemeimaozaoyichuixiansanchi！
zhaoyouranshisongshangongrendemeiren，xiangyaoqutaderennengpaiyizhangdui，kexizhaojialaotaiyewangubuhua，shuozaojizhaoyourandingleqin，jujuelesuoyouren。
ruofeitayuzhaojiaerlaoyeshixianmimou，xiangchugejiamaoshenfendejice，kongpayewufabaodemeirengui。
"laotianye，meixiangdaowotianyongshengzheibeizihainengyushangzheiyangdejiyuan？"tiandafujidongdelaoleizongheng。
zheiyixia，guodonglaihezhaofuguigengshimobuzhetounaole。
tiandafupengzhegenshanyaotileijiaojia，xiangshizaishuohuhua，daodizenmehuishi？
"tiandafu，zheibujiushigenshanyaoma？zhiyuzheiyangma？"guodonglaimanliankunhuo，juedetiandafuyouxiexiaotidazuo。
tiandafuyaoyaotou："guoshaoye，nibudong，zheibushiputongdeshanyao，ershitiegunshanyaowang！julaofusuozhi，quanhuaxiajiuzhouyenanzhaojigen，qizhenguichengdu，wuxulaofuduoyanba？"
"铁棍山药王？"
guodonglaizuijiaochouchu，jingyadao："tiandafu，nindeyisishizheigenshanyaojiazhiliancheng？"
"hezhijiazhiliancheng，jianzhishiwujiazhibao！shuotajiazhiyizuochengchidoubuweiguo！"tiandafuzhandingjietiedishuo。
zheixialundaozhaofuguizhenjingle。
"tian、tiandafu，ninmeikancuoba？"
tianyishimuguangruhanbing，zhiciguanjiazhaofugui：“laofuyisonglingdiyiyixianzhimingdanbao！”
哎哟喂？
zhaofuguituiyiruan，chadianzaidaozaidi。
“guanjia，zheigenlingcanshicongherenshouzhongdelai？”
tianyishiwen，nengnachuzheibanzhenpinde，bidingbushifansuzhibei，tayouyijieshi。
zhaofuguishetoudajie：“zhi、zhishiyigexiangbalao，worangshouxiabatatuodaohouxiang……”
huaweishuowan，zhaofuguijibeiyizhenhanyi，lianmangfenfu：“kuai、kuaiquhouxiang，rangtamenzhushou……”
“guanjia，kongpayilaibuji，tamenxingshihenla，neixiangbalaopa、pashiyizaobuxing。”purenkuxiaohuibing。
咚！
zhaofuguiliangtuifaruan，zhanlibuwen，tanzuozaidi，chuanxiruniu。
糟了！
他闯大祸了！
guodonglaikanzhezhaofuguidecanzhuang，xinnianyizhuan，jiransonglideyijingmeile，haishigewurenzaiyidexiangbalao，neitahuoxukeyi……
“咳咳！”
guodonglaiqingkeliangsheng，xiaodao：“guanjia，wuxujinghuang，buguoshigeguojiadezayibale。”
郭家的杂役？
zhaofuguidengdayanjingkanzheguodonglai：“guye，nin、ninshuoneirenshinindeshouxia？”
郭东来点头。
zhaofuguisonglekouqi：“zheijiushuodetongle，neixiangbalao，bu，ninfushangdepurenkoukoushengshengshuoshiguyenindezengli。”
“ng？”guodonglaimeixiangdaosuikouyibian，jingyourenbangtayuanhuang，zhenshitianzhuta。
youlezheiwujiazhibaozuoweipinli，zhaojiaqianjinzhaoyouranbianshitadezhangzhongguibao。
“guye，xiaodegaisi，buzhishininchaqianderen，ruozhicishi，xiaodewanbugan……”zhaofuguiguidichouzijierguang。
guodonglaibaishou：“wufang，wanghoudoushiyijiaren。zaishuo，neizayibanshibuli，wozaoxiangqinglimenhule。”
“duoxieguyekuanrong！”zhaofuguiliankesangexiangtou。
“起来吧。”
guodonglaishuodao，suihouyutianyishiyitongburuzhaojia。
“guogongzi，neitiegunlingcanzhenshinisongde？”tianyishizhoumeiwen。
“dangranshiwosongde，nikanqingchudian，songlingzhidi，chulewo，haiyousheinengyouzheidengkangkai？”
郭东来拍胸脯保证。
tianyishiruoyousuosididiandiantou，suirantazhidaoguodonglaichangkuadaqici，dansonglingzhongyoucicailidebuzhiguodonglaiyiren，keyuanyizengyuzhaojiade，kongpazhiyoutale。
bijing，quansonglingdouzhidaoguodonglaiduizhaojiaxiaojiejiyuyijiu。
guodonglaihetianyishigangtaruzhaojiazhuang，jiutingjianneiyuanyourengaoshenghuhan。
“大事不好了！”
“xiaojieconghouxiangtaozoule！”