huidaoyanfu，tahelichunmeiyouquyanfurenchuwenan，zhijiehuilezijidefangzhong。
dangtadakaifangmen，beilimiandechangjingjingzhule。
jianloubukandefangjiandengzisizhibachadifandaozaidi，chahuchabeiyesuileyidi，lianjiadecubushangbeirenjianlanrengleyidi，zuihuangyande，haishiqiangbishanghongyanyandezi。
manqiangdoushizi，genxiongshaxianchangside。
shangguanzhaodingzheqiangbishangciyandedadade“jian”zi，ganjuezaichuwangfuyaxiaqudetoutengyoucengcengcengdiqilaile。
youxieren，nibuquzhaota，tafanerhaiyaopobujidaidelaizhaoni。
找死！
“小姐……”
lichunyaokule，tajiaxiaojiezenmezhaotamenretamenle，yaozheiyanglaixiuruta？
砰！
menbeiguanshangle，shangguanzhaohuitou，wuzilizhanleyiqunren，xiangyipixiongcandelangshanzhexiongguangdingzheruoxiaowuzhudeliewu。
zhanzaizuiqianmiandeshaonvmingmeidongrendelianshangmanshixujiadexiaoyi，jinbuyaogenzhelianbuhuangzhe。
“wodehaomeimei，nikehuilaile，jiejiewodenglenihaojiuni。”
shangguanzhaoyangmeilengtizheyanhecheng：“youshi？”
“呵呵~”
yanhechengyanzuifachuyinlingbandexiaosheng，haoxiangtingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，“nishinaozishaohuaile……tuihundeshinikaolvdezenmeyangle？”
“e，tuihuna，”shangguanzhaohuangrandawu，“buzenmeyang。”
yanhechengdelianlenglexiaqu，mouzishanguoyisihenli：“yuanyiweisiguoyihuiderenhuixiangmingbaiqizhongdelihaiguanxi，jirannihaishizheimezhimibuwu，jiubieguaiwole。shuoba，zheicixiangzenmesi？”
zhanzaiyanhechengshenhoudeneiqunpoziyahuanhuodongzheguanjiezoushangqianlai。
shangguanzhaolengxiao：yanxiaojieluoshuiguoranbujiandan，he，amaoagouyeganzaoci！
tamen……zhenshidandawangwei！yiqianlaoyezaijia，tamenzhigantoutoumomodihaixiaojie，xianzaijuranganchenlaoyebuzaijia，mingmuzhangdandihairen。
她誓死保护小姐！
lichundangzaileshangguanzhaodeqianmian：“xiaojie。”
shangguanzhaokanzhelichunshouxiaodebeiying，xinlitangguoyizhennuanliu，zhenshihaojiudoumeiyourenzheiyangzhenxinshiyidihuzhetale。
“立春，退下。”
tajianglichunladaoshenhou，luqixiuzi，xianfazhirendehenhenshuailedangtoudepoziyigeerguang，dadeneipozixianxiezhanbuzhu，liangaogaozhongqi。
“dadandiaonu，jingganhuaibuguizhixin。”
tafengmoulengningqinglie，shenxingshouruoquezhengzhengaorandilizhe，zhoushenhaosiduleyicengbing，yishijingrangrenburenbishi。
“nijinggandawo，jiantizi！”
pozifanyingguolai，huhezheheqitarenyiyongershang，jiangmozhuashenxiangshangguanzhaodelianhebozi。
“小姐小心！”
shangguanzhaoceshenshanguoyige，youshiyibazhangpixia，daderenyanmaojinxing，tuiyitaiyouliaodaoyige。
“啊！”
“哎呦！我的腰！”
“你个贱胚子！”
yigeyouyigerenyingjieerliansandifeichuqu，zhongzhongdizazaidishang，aihaoshengciqibifu。
heng！lao！ruo！can！bing！
啧~这也拿得出手？
ta，shangguanzhao，chushengshitianjiangyixiang，guoshicengshuotanaixiangruizhitong，shiyi，huangtaihou、shengshangduitajijinshengchong。
daiyubizhengpaigongzhuhaiyaohao，zixiaozaihuanggonghuangdang，gonglichengqianshangbaidehuweidoushitadepeilian。
chengnianleiyuexialai，suibushuowuyigaoqiang，queyebushihuajiazi，duifuzheixiegeyangzaishenguidehuaquanxiutui，chuochuoyouyu。
shangguanzhaowangzhezaidishanghengqishubaditangzhederen，taiqiyitiaotuijiangmougexiangpaqilaideyahuancaizaijiaodixia，taitouqukanzaoyihedelianseshabaideyanhecheng。
“lichun，nashengzi，kunqilai！”
fangcaineiyimu，jianzhiranglichunmudengkoudai，tajiaxiaojieshenmeshihouzheimelihai，zheimeqiangdabiaohanle？！jianzhigenbianlegerenyiyang，yuzhiqiankeweiyunnizhibie。
lichunfanyingguolai，shoumangjiaoluandizhaochuyitiaozhangzhangdeshengzi，jiangaihaoderenkunzuoyidui。
taxianglexiang，youbadishangposuidebutiaolongqilai，jiangmeigerendezuibasaideyanyanshishi。
shangguanzhaochoukongkanlelichunyiyan，shuqigedamuzhi，fanshoujiushiyigezan：bucuo，juewuhengao，zhidejiajiang。
lichunshoudaolebiaoyang，chaotaliekailegexiaolian，ranhouchaomenkounulenuxiaba，tixingdao：“xiaojie。”
yuanlai，yanhechengchentamenbuzhuyi，toutoudiliudaolemenkou，yankanzhejiuyaodakaimen。
“想走？”
shangguanzhaofeikuaideyongjiaojianliaoqiyitiaobandengfeiguoqu，bandengkankancaguoyanhechengdeerji，zazaidishangsuidexibalan。
“啊！！！”
yanhechengbijinshuangyanwuzheerduo，hededouchengleshaikang。
“wodehaojiejie，haowanma？”
shangguanzhaoshouzhouchengzaiquqilaidexigaishang，chengzhexiabawenta。
“nidaodixiangzuoshenme？”
yanhechengyanleipususudidiaoxialai，yifuwojianyouliandeyangzi，lianshangdezhuanghualemanlian。
tazenmeyexiangbudaozheigefeicaizenmeturanjiubiandezheimelihaile，nanbucheng……zhenxiangxiuchunshuodeneiyang，tazhuangxiele？
yanhechengturanjiujuedezheigefangjianhaoxiangyoushenmebuganbujingdedongxi，bojingshangliangsousoude，hedetachadianbiebuzhuduzilidehonghuangzhiliu。
shangguanzhaohaoxiaodikanzheyanhecheng，xiaoyiyingying、renchuwuhaidihuida：“zuonizhiqianxiangduiwozuodeshi。”
“揍你。”
qingke，jinbidewuzilichuanchufuyoujiezougandebazhangshengheqilidejianjiaosheng。
xuyu，shangguanzhaodakaimen，bianshuaishoubianwangwaizou：“lichun，shouyaoqu！”
lichunbamensuoshang，tazheqingkuaidebuziyibuyiqugenzaitashenhou。
shangguanzhaoyilulaidaoyanfurendeqinshi。
menwaideyahuanshenshoulanzhuta：“furenzaixiuxi，bu……”
“给老子滚开！”
shangguanzhaoyibahukaita，jingzhituikaimenjinqu，zhuaqixiuchunjiutuichuqu。
lichunfanshoubamendishang，liangrenpeiheshenmoqi。
yanfurenwushuigangqi，zhengzaishuzhuang，jianshangguanzhaoaomanwulijiujinlaile，limamakailai：“jiantizi，fashenmefeng！”
youshizheiju，nengbunengyoudianchuangyi？
shangguanzhaotaoletaoerduo，zaidengzishangqiaotuizuozhe，kaimenjianshanyebufeihua：“yanfuren，wolainawodeliyin。”
tasuishishuchu，dananlishu，tayinggaihanyanfurenyisheng“muqin”，xianzaiquehanta“yanfuren”。
yanfurenlengleleng，xianshihantafuren，youshiguantanaliyin，chilebaozidanle？
且慢，看她想干嘛。
yanfurenmanyouyoudizuoxialai，duanqichaminleyikou：“meiyou。”
没有？
lichunshuoguo，yanhechengmeiyueyousanyin，tazenmeshuoyeyoueryin。yanlaoyexinrenyanfuren，jiangfuzhongchichuanyongduzheixiesuoshideguanxiaquanxiafangjita，taquebeizheyanlaoyekekouyanjingluodeliyin。
yanjingluoshengxingnuoruo，xiangshuoyoubuganshuo，zaifuzhongliangnian，jingmeilingguoliyin，daodishizenmehuoguolaide？
yigenvrenzenmenengmeiyouqianni！
女人没钱没安全感！
taxianzaizhengshiyaoyongqiandeshihou，tayaoqian，yaohenduohenduoqian。
“yiqianmeiyou，xianzaigaiyoule，womeiyueliyinerliang，liangniangongjisishibaliang，jiashangguojiedeshangqian，suanniyibailiang。zheiliangniannikouwochichuan，peigewuzhisunshisibailiang，wochichuanbuhaohaishounve，peigejingshensunshisibailiang，zheihuier，youlangfeishijianzainizheili，zaipeigeshijiansunshiyibailiang，buduobushao，yiqianliang。”
taliangshouyipai，tankaizhangxin：“wobuyaoyindingzi，zhipiaojiuxing。”
xiaojie，yindingziyedaibuzou，xiaojiejizhi！
一千两？！
yanfurenyikouchashuipenlechulai：“nibairizuomeng！sawanfengjiuganjingun！”
tahaiyaoqucanjiawangfurenjubandeyanhui，meishijiangentafeihua。
“zheimeshuonishibujile？”
shangguanzhaoyiquanzazaizhuozishang，zhuomiandunshilieleyitiaofeng，zhaozheyanfurenjingeyoufennudeyanjing。
niangqinlie，shanghaodezhuozia。
“你个……”
yanfurenduosuozhezhijianzhizheshangguanzhaodebizi，“**”lianggezihaimeishuochukou，neibiandelianzhupaoyijingduizhetakaipao。
“nigeyaoyan**lanpeizi，waigualiezaojiantizi，houjianzuisai***，shenggeerzimeisunzi，laoniangjinimianzi，nidangpifangle？jinrinijiyedeji，bujiyedeji！”
跟老子比骂人？
tajiusuanganshashabuxing，chaojiayeshidiyiming。
“ni……ni……”yanfurenqifengle，zuoyoukanlekan，hengshumeiyoukezhishideren，zhiyouyigelichunliangshouzhuazheshengzi，hushidandandidingzheta，suishiyifupushanglaideyangzi。
tamenxiangganma？moucaihaiming？
“lairen……yaosharenla！”
taqilidijiaohanzhepudaomenshang，hezaiwaimianfengkuangpaimendexiuchunxiediaojile。
“你大爷的！”
shangguanzhaoyouyadibaocu，yigeshoudaoxiaqu。
世界清静了。
“干活！”
zheiyitian，yunyanxiaobawangbayanfujiaodetianfandifu、renyangmafan。