第1章

zuxingpingxingshijian2009nian9yue9riqingchen,kunlingdalu,**guishengbeiyu,huananzhidianmaoershanding,cikejinguangyunhaihuanrao。

yimingnianqingnanziyizheqingbo,shouwoyizhigaodusanhuajiudekongpingzi,yizaixuanyalanganchu,muguangkongdong,duizhechenxinannanziyu,xiemeikuangjuan。

gaimingnianqingnanzifangyuanshimineiwurenganjin,shenhouyuanchudesheyinglaopaomenzhengzaiyongguiliuhuajiaotoujieer。

dayejia:“zheixiaohuozimobushifadianleba?gangcaitazhizhetiankongwenwoyoumeiyoukandaoneilipiaozhewugezi!”

dayeyi:“tawenwoyoumeiyoutingdaoduimianyunwulitouyoudalabasheng……!”

dayebing:“tahaiwenwojinxishihenianlie,wojiangshi2009nian,aoliaoshimguozongtong,tajiangbukeneng,jueduibukeneng。jianzhishijitongyajiang。

dayeding:“daqingzao,gaoshanding,renzituo,duanxiuduanku,tabudongma?gangcaiwomoletadebixi,haoxiangdouduanle,zhengyaoqumotademaibo,jitazuorengonghuxi,tajiuxingle,zheshihelewoyitiao。”

dayewu:“tashicongnalimaochulaidea?zuowanluyingdilimeijiandaoyoutaa!”

zheishiyouyouyigecimeishanmudelaotaitaijijinlaijiaruqunliao,tanxidao:“wohuo!dianlejiukexile,qishini,gangcainimenzixikanlemei?zheixiaohuozizhangdehaoshuaidee!jianmeixingmu,shenzhangjiankuo,yuanbeifengyao,**shangqiaoqieyouli,jianzhishibozhongzhuixudehaorenxuan,zhenggerenkanshangquyeshiheheqiqide,piqiyidinghenhao,yuwojiaguinvyingshiliangpei。”

heheqiqi?nirenzhendema?womenkandeshitongyigerenma?zhongrenjieyihuo!

dayeji:“ladaoba!shangciwoxinlenigegui,rangwojiananwahenijianvwaxiangqin,tahuilaihoushuonimenjianeiweilianshangdefenhoude,neidoubushihuazhuang,jianzhishi“qiaozhuang”lie,haiyoua,buxiaodenijiawapingshenmexianqiwowaershierhunni……?”

laotaitaidanu,zhuanshenlikai,zhaodaozaiyipangdelaonvban,kaishibianpailaozhangtoudehuaihua……

dayegeng:“wu……!tayoudongle!tazheiyoushizaiganmani?!tazheishizaiwanchouxiangma!?”

dayexin:“ei!zheihazaiziyigerenzhanzhehuangjinsheyingdianweishouwuzudaokoutukuangyande,shoushangyoumeidenikangpaozi,taoxiandehen。”

guoleyihui,neimingnianqingnanziniuguotoulai,liezuiluchuyikoubaiya,duizhelaopaomenbaoyiqianyiyixiao,laopaomendaoxileyikoujinzaodelaonianadgainai,fenfenzhanshuhouyang。

nianqingnanzinuoburangwei,duojinshandingtingziyijiaoluochu,maozheshenzi,zaidishangbuzhudehuaquanquan,ningzhemei,etouchuanzi,xianrushensizhong……

zheishi,nianqingnanzidekudouzhendong,taxiayishimolemo,taochuyigeshouji,shihuisenjie72,laidianxianshi“yuanzhangdashixiong”,tayouyuzheguadiaoledianhua,zaikanshangfangxianshi:cmcc2009/09/09ri。

“chiao~!zheizhongqingkuang,wogaijiaotachuanyue?haishizhongsheng?haishishenmechuanshengni?zhenshichileqianshifanqiewangwenkandebuduodekuia!”

nianqingnanzimingjiaojiangshu,linghunlaizi2025niandediqiu。ganggangyukunlingdaludelingyigetongmingtongxingtongmaodejiangshuderoushenhejiyironghe。zheishiyizhonglianggelinghunyuyijuroutideronghe,erfeiquzhumomie,zhishixianranhaishiyoudiqiudelinghunweizhudao!cikezhengmaodunzhongzhongzhong……

lianggeshijie,lianggejiangshu。yiyangderongmao,yiyangdechengshiniuma,tongyangshijinnianjiazhongtuzaobiangu,tongyangyuzhongyuanjiexiunianjiahuixiangxiakanwangnainai,tongyangzaijiuyuejiuridelingchenxiejiudengshanguanrichujieyousanxin……

lianggejiangshuzaitongyangdeshijianlizuozhecengjingtongyangdeshi,zhishikunlingdaludezheigepodaomei,jinzaojiuzuimeixing,diqiudejiangshulinghundiaojinletashentili。

刚才,山顶……

jiangshuzaiguzhaoyaoshandeyundingshangtangzhe,taganjueshijiehenanjing,meiyouyidianshengyin……xiangtangzaiyizhihuailedebiaoqiaoli。

huranjian,taerpanchuanlaimiaozhenfenzhendididadadizhuandongsheng,jiezheyouyuanzhijinderenshengxiangqi,taganjueyourenzuilihazheqixiangzijicouleguolai……

zhengzaidishangtangshidejiangshumengdizhengkaishuangyan,baweishanglaidedayedamamenhezuoniaoshousan……zhiyoujiayibingsangezhengqilinrandandabaotiandelaodayeheyigesichuzhaozhuixudelaotaitaijiangtachanfuqishen……

jiangshuhuanghuanghuhuzhanqishenzi,huanglehuangshouzhongmomingqimiaodekongpingzi,tazhigandaoyichangqiguai,fangyankanlekansizhou,buzhizijiweihediaodaolezheili……

zheishihou,tazhengqianfangdeyunhailichuanlaileyizhongbusirenleideqiangdiao……

“zaizi,nijinhoudebianhaoshijiuwuerqi,xianzaibanidiaozhengdaokunlingshijie2009niandeshijianxian,zheigeshijieyuniqianshidiqiushijielveweibutong,jutiyouhebutongni,dalaoyewojiubuzhuishule,nijieshourenwuhou,jinhouzijimanmantihui。haiyou,yihouxitongdalaoyewozhizaiguanjianlichengbeishijiedianchuxian,niruomeixingmingyouguandeshi,jiumoyaolaifanwo……xianzaidalaoyewokeyihuidanijiugewenti。”

【xitongdalaoye】wugebihollywoodhaiyaodadejinsezhengkaifaguangzizaimaoershanshandingdechenxiyunhaizhongyiyishenghui,ganjuepoweidiaopi。

ng……dangran,zheijigedaziheshengyinzhicunzaiyujiangshudeshixianhenaohaizhong。

jiangshukanlekanshenbiandesanweilaodaye,zhangzuiwenchulesangewentihou……

jiayibingsanweilaodayemamalielielichang,biaoshibugendianziyibanjianshi。

laotaitaidenglehui,jianhaozhuixurenxuanbuzaishuohua,zhishiliangyanwushendaidaidekanxiangyunhai,tayeshiqulikai。

“wo……zheishizhongshengle?tnnd,daodishisheituidewoya?wogangcaizaitiantaishangdouhaimeitiaoni!”jiangshumeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,duizheqianfangyunhaiyizhenbaopiqishuchu!

“1、ni……suanshizhongshengleba!buguonihaimeiwanchengzuihoudeqiyueqiandingbuzhou;2、suanshiweifengmeimeituideni,niyidazaojiupazaisanshisicengdeloudingnverqiangbianshangaishengtanqimomojijide,tazainishenhourenbuzhutanleyikouqi,nijiupiaole,diaolexialai。qiangdiaoyidiana,zishazheshibupeichuanyuezhongshengde,nibenwuzheigejihui……”

jianjiangshudairuomuji,haowupenggendeyisi,xitongdalaoyezhihaodankouxiaqu……

“ke!zheigeyinggaishuyuweifengmeimeidegongzuoshigu,tashoumailewo,lingdalaoyewomulewennuandechunfeng。jiashangwokanniyeshiyishengmingyunduochuan,sinengyinfafoujitailaizhishi,wozhushangtianlaoyededi9527haocaiyuanzizhenghaoqueyuan,suijileniyigeshilianminge,zheigejiehuowomianfeisongni。nihaiyouqigewenti。”

jiangshuzhoulezhouhaokandemeimao,dao:“nishuonizhizaiguanjianjiedianchuxian,nizheige“jihuatong”lishutiantinghaishidiyu?nigonghaoduoshao?nizheiyangsuanbusuanxiaojidaigong?wokebukeyitousuni?”

jiangshutahaishimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,yanxuzhediqiushangderuozhegongjixingrenge……

xitongdalaoyemuyuzhechenxi,jigejinguangdazidouledou,dao:“nihaishiheniqianshiyiyangshibai,aizuanniujiaojian,zaijueduideshilimianqian,zheixiewentinibugaiwende。zheigezhonggaosuanwosongnide,ngheng!nihaiyousangewenti。”

jiangshuchenmo,renzhensikaoleyixia,dao:“woairenxianzaizenmeyangle?”

“diqiushijianxiandeneiwei?ng……haihuozhe,tongkudehuozhe!nihaiyoulianggewenti。”

jiangshudexintiaolouleyipai,mianluaohuitongkuzhise,suijimouziliyouzhongranxiwangzhiguang。jimangwendao:“wohuidao2009nian,wozhongxinnuli,nengfougaibiantadechujing?”

jiangshugangshuowan,tajiuzhidaozijiyoulangfeileyigewenti,tabushizhongsheng,yebushijiandanchuanyue,ershipingxingshijiedechuanyuejiazhongsheng。

“nigaibianbuleneigeshijiedejichengshishi,zhiyouwodezhushangtianlaoyecainengyidafalizhedie、lazhanghuosuoduan、duiqishijianxian,yuanrongdashikong。buguonikeyizaizheilikaichuangyigexindeweilai。”

“xitongdalaoye,wo……wokehaiyoushenmeqitadewaiguahejinshouzhi?”cishicike,songledejiangshutianzhelian,shenruoliu,cangyingshou,biaoqingsigou。

“zaizi,hebiqianjuhougongni,wohaishibijiaoxinshanggangcainineijieaobuxundeyangzi。”

xitongdalaoyedengleyixia,jianjiangshuzaiziyanbabadechouzheshanshanfaguangdeziji,haishibupenggen,zhinengjixushuo:

“bale,zongshiyaoshuoyunitingde。”

“nixiangxialaozhaizaojianmenbanqishishigejiedianchuansongmen,nimeiyuejiuhaoyongshizhizhanyuanzhonglaojingjingshuizailiangshanmenbanyimenfengweizhongxianyoushangzhixiashoushufanti“jiuwuerqi”sizi,jikelianjielianggeshijie,jinrutianlaoyeshouxiaxingjunzaizuxingkaipidelingyifanglingqishijie。”

“xianjieduanpeijinilingtianjiushijiumu,lingwaihaiyouchashanyizuo,xianchagushujiushijiuzhu,zheixiedoushiniwanchengrenwudezhuyaohaocai。9527,tinghaole!niderenwushi:yishinianqitishenggailiangzheikunlingdaluliucheng**rendetizhi……”

yizhenchenfengfuguo,xitongdalaoyejiuzhechenxiyoushushuangdidalegejiling……

jiangshuzhazhayan,shiyiwozaiting,ninjixu。

xitongdalaoyedeshengyinzaiduxiangqi:“nijinrulingtianhou,weifangbiannixingzouliangjie,xingjunhuicifuyuni。nidantianneihuibeizhongxialinghe,nideshihaiyehuidedaogoujiantuozhan。rucinizaikunlingdalushangjiangbisuoyouyuanshengwuzhonggengjuyoujingshenliheshengmingli,niyucijiedeshouyuanzuishaoweiyibaiwushinian。zaikunlingdalurenzuzhong,jieshoucifuhoudenikeweiercongmuming,xinsizhenmi,xingdonglingmin,qiliwuqiong,zhangmingbaisui,ng!zhiyaonibuzuosijiuhennansi……”

“xianzai,wowen,nida!jiuwuerqi,ni……jieshouzheigerenwuma?”

jiangshujixumudengkoudai,buguozheicidaoshizaixitongdalaoyebunaifanzhiqiandianlediantou,dao:“wojieshou!woxiangwoyemeishakeyishiqudele!zheigeanpaiduiyuwozheigeshibaizhelaijiangshizaihaobuguodele!”

【xitongdalaoye】wugejinguangdazizhongshechuyidaojinguang,meirujiangshunaohaizhong……

jiangshuzhijueyigunuanliuyonglai,naohailiyouxiedongxizaichunchunyudong。

“xianzai,niyuxinzhongmonian“mianban!”zanshiwojuzaininaohailidemianbanjiuhuibeijihuo。”

jiangshuyiyuechengweixianjiaxiashunongkenjituandexiaonongchangzhu,xingfulaidetaikuai,tademanmanxiaohua……tianlaoye?xingjun?xitongdalaoye!kunlingdalu?weihejiaodaluerbujiaokunlingxing?haiyouzuxing?zheiyoushishenmegenshenmema?zaibian?e!diqiushinianhoudezaibian!wo!zuishao150suishouyuan!ng?mofeihaiyougengzhangdexuanze?!jixianjiadagong,chuanxingliangjie?wojiuyihuatugou,chulehuatu,qitajiushuhechaliuniaowozaixing。zhongjiushijiumutian?haiyoujiushijiuzhuchashu?zheibudeyaolewodelaoming?haiyou!lingheshibangguangneidejieshima?duixuxuhuibuhuiyouyingxiang……?

jiangshuyanzhuluanzhuan,kongqizhongchongmanlecpuganshaodeweidao。xitongdalaoyemeiniandouyaochulishuyiqianjidezhongshengzhe,zheiyangyigegangzhongshengjiusiweifasandejiahuodaoshishoucijian,tabunaifanle。

“haole,dalaoyewokeshitianlaoyeguanlixiajiedegaojixitong,bushineizhongdijidezhongshengzheneizhixitong,haiyouzhuduoyaoshiyaochuli,cijianlingyunxinawanle,wogaizoule!9527nijidequshanxialaozhaijinrulingjielingzhuangbei,neixieguixingjunxiamiandehouzaiziguan,guolejintianjiuyaolangfeiyigeyuele!nizheisihaoshengqiguai,gaiwendebuwen,yidaduifeihuawentijianzhishilangfeitianji……”

“ei!maoershanyecengsuanshishanhaijingneidiyishan,guchengzhaoyaoshan,danxianzaizheigelinjiediandelingyunqueshiyuelaiyuexibole。woheshicainengdiaogangdaoyoushuifenghoudeshijiequni?bababa~!biguanxiumianzhong……”

xitongdalaoyehuazuoyidaojinguangjisheerquxiaoshibujian,shandingjinseyunhaifanyong,weiweizhuangguan……

shandingxiaotingjiaoluochu,naozhongyituanjianghudejiangshupingfuxiaxinqing。

taxinzhongmonian“mianban”,yitiaojinseduihuakuangyueshangnaohai。

yi!gaojia!bushidalaoyeneizhongzaiyanqianhuanghuangyouyoudehuose,ershinaozhonggouxiangchulaidetuan。

“面板小老弟?”

【……】(buxianglini)naohaineiyipaihongseshenglvehao……

【*】(nizheinaohaihaoqiongsuan!mianjitaixiaolea!)

“板爷?!”

【?】(干嘛呢?)

hehe……!guoranshizoudaonalidoubunengchazhejiejihebeifenya。jiangshugougousuisuimosuomianbangongneng,faxianzheiweimianbanxiaolaodiyinggaizhishixitongdalaoyezaizijinaohaizhongyushezhideyigezhinengkefu,haiyongyouyigemomingqimiaodeshuxingjiancegongneng,kanshangquxianzaihaibujubeitaiduodezizhuyishi……

buduoshi,shandingshangdesheyingdayetuanwanshi,zaitingchechang**,jiangshuguashangbeiweideruzhuinvxuxiaolianhunruqizhong……

zaisheyingdayetuandeguitudabacheshang,sipilailiancengshangcheweidejiangshujinjinwozhepangzuonikanglaoyezidelaoshou,xianxieledayemaozheyoukenengbeibujiangwudedenianqingrenezhadefengxianfulezijiyiba。ranhoujiuyouyijumeiyijudegaliaoqilai。

“hei~!laoyezishoujingtingdaa!qixuechongying,ninxinshan,yidingnenghuodaoyibaisui。”

weidengdayehuihua,qianpaizuoweiyizhizhanzheshenzidingzhejiangshudedamaqiangguohuatouwendongwenxi:“heihei,woshuoxiaohuozi,nijinnianduodalea?shiganshenmegongzuodea?youmeiyounvpengyoua?wojinijieshaowojianvwazizenyanga?nimenchougeshijianxianggeqin,woganjuenimenlangmaonvcaimanheshidee!”

【jiancedaoduifangshifangshanyiqingxujiazhi99,cishuxingweizhengnengliang。】

shawanyi?jiangshuyiliangongjiaocheshoujidayebiaoqing,momoduibanyetucao。

jiangshusongkaishiyanpinnikanglaodayedelaoshou,molemoduankutui,lveguahaixiuzhise,duizhedamadao:“ayi,woziyoutiruo,yuanyangbuwen,nvseyujinqikeshiwanwanbunengzaijinde……”

nikanglaodayewenyanhahadaxiao,zhongqishizudidao:“bukeneng,jueduibukeneng,shandingneimedong,nidouxiangmeishiyiyang。shuomingxiaohuozinihuoqijueduiwangdehen,fangguoqujueduinengjiaruchaoshengyoujiduidangduizhang,wokanrenhenzhundi。”

【jiancedaoduifangshifangshanyiqingxujiazhi99,cishuxingweizhengnengliang。】

damabeiju,yebushennao,zhishiwangjiangshuhuaizhongyingsairuyizhangcaiyin,shangmianyoutanverdeyishuzhaohegezhongxinxi,jiangshumiaoleyiyan,ng,sanshihaojiliyidaizhegexiongwa,haizisuimaxing,zijijiepanjiukexidangdie,limaguoshangtuodizuofanshihougongpojiesonghaizishangxuemeiyuebixujiaozugongliangdeyouxianshenghuo……jiangshuhuiyilimaoweixiao,chendamazhuantouhoujiangzheitangshoudedongxisaijinlezuoweidewangdouli。

jiangshuxiangzhenikangdayedehua,xinlimotan:wohetagexiangshengyuzhibiaodouzhengchang,jiehunneimeduonianjiushiwuerwunv,ei!yebuzhidaotazaineibianzenmeyangle,xiwangtanenghaoqilaiba!

jiangshuyouzhaodaolingwailiangweidaye,liulesanweidayededianhuahaoma,biaoshirihoudingjiangyousuoganxie……