zuxingpingxingshijian2009nian9yue9riqingchen,kunlingdalu,**guishengbeiyu,huananzhidianmaoershanding,cikejinguangyunhaihuanrao。
yimingnianqingnanziyizheqingbo,shouwoyizhigaodusanhuajiudekongpingzi,yizaixuanyalanganchu,muguangkongdong,duizhechenxinannanziyu,xiemeikuangjuan。
gaimingnianqingnanzifangyuanshimineiwurenganjin,shenhouyuanchudesheyinglaopaomenzhengzaiyongguiliuhuajiaotoujieer。
dayejia:“zheixiaohuozimobushifadianleba?gangcaitazhizhetiankongwenwoyoumeiyoukandaoneilipiaozhewugezi!”
dayeyi:“tawenwoyoumeiyoutingdaoduimianyunwulitouyoudalabasheng……!”
dayebing:“tahaiwenwojinxishihenianlie,wojiangshi2009nian,aoliaoshimguozongtong,tajiangbukeneng,jueduibukeneng。jianzhishijitongyajiang。
dayeding:“daqingzao,gaoshanding,renzituo,duanxiuduanku,tabudongma?gangcaiwomoletadebixi,haoxiangdouduanle,zhengyaoqumotademaibo,jitazuorengonghuxi,tajiuxingle,zheshihelewoyitiao。”
dayewu:“tashicongnalimaochulaidea?zuowanluyingdilimeijiandaoyoutaa!”
zheishiyouyouyigecimeishanmudelaotaitaijijinlaijiaruqunliao,tanxidao:“wohuo!dianlejiukexile,qishini,gangcainimenzixikanlemei?zheixiaohuozizhangdehaoshuaidee!jianmeixingmu,shenzhangjiankuo,yuanbeifengyao,**shangqiaoqieyouli,jianzhishibozhongzhuixudehaorenxuan,zhenggerenkanshangquyeshiheheqiqide,piqiyidinghenhao,yuwojiaguinvyingshiliangpei。”
heheqiqi?nirenzhendema?womenkandeshitongyigerenma?zhongrenjieyihuo!
dayeji:“ladaoba!shangciwoxinlenigegui,rangwojiananwahenijianvwaxiangqin,tahuilaihoushuonimenjianeiweilianshangdefenhoude,neidoubushihuazhuang,jianzhishi“qiaozhuang”lie,haiyoua,buxiaodenijiawapingshenmexianqiwowaershierhunni……?”
laotaitaidanu,zhuanshenlikai,zhaodaozaiyipangdelaonvban,kaishibianpailaozhangtoudehuaihua……
dayegeng:“wu……!tayoudongle!tazheiyoushizaiganmani?!tazheishizaiwanchouxiangma!?”
dayexin:“ei!zheihazaiziyigerenzhanzhehuangjinsheyingdianweishouwuzudaokoutukuangyande,shoushangyoumeidenikangpaozi,taoxiandehen。”
guoleyihui,neimingnianqingnanziniuguotoulai,liezuiluchuyikoubaiya,duizhelaopaomenbaoyiqianyiyixiao,laopaomendaoxileyikoujinzaodelaonianadgainai,fenfenzhanshuhouyang。
nianqingnanzinuoburangwei,duojinshandingtingziyijiaoluochu,maozheshenzi,zaidishangbuzhudehuaquanquan,ningzhemei,etouchuanzi,xianrushensizhong……
zheishi,nianqingnanzidekudouzhendong,taxiayishimolemo,taochuyigeshouji,shihuisenjie72,laidianxianshi“yuanzhangdashixiong”,tayouyuzheguadiaoledianhua,zaikanshangfangxianshi:cmcc2009/09/09ri。
“chiao~!zheizhongqingkuang,wogaijiaotachuanyue?haishizhongsheng?haishishenmechuanshengni?zhenshichileqianshifanqiewangwenkandebuduodekuia!”
nianqingnanzimingjiaojiangshu,linghunlaizi2025niandediqiu。ganggangyukunlingdaludelingyigetongmingtongxingtongmaodejiangshuderoushenhejiyironghe。zheishiyizhonglianggelinghunyuyijuroutideronghe,erfeiquzhumomie,zhishixianranhaishiyoudiqiudelinghunweizhudao!cikezhengmaodunzhongzhongzhong……
lianggeshijie,lianggejiangshu。yiyangderongmao,yiyangdechengshiniuma,tongyangshijinnianjiazhongtuzaobiangu,tongyangyuzhongyuanjiexiunianjiahuixiangxiakanwangnainai,tongyangzaijiuyuejiuridelingchenxiejiudengshanguanrichujieyousanxin……
lianggejiangshuzaitongyangdeshijianlizuozhecengjingtongyangdeshi,zhishikunlingdaludezheigepodaomei,jinzaojiuzuimeixing,diqiudejiangshulinghundiaojinletashentili。
刚才,山顶……
jiangshuzaiguzhaoyaoshandeyundingshangtangzhe,taganjueshijiehenanjing,meiyouyidianshengyin……xiangtangzaiyizhihuailedebiaoqiaoli。
huranjian,taerpanchuanlaimiaozhenfenzhendididadadizhuandongsheng,jiezheyouyuanzhijinderenshengxiangqi,taganjueyourenzuilihazheqixiangzijicouleguolai……
zhengzaidishangtangshidejiangshumengdizhengkaishuangyan,baweishanglaidedayedamamenhezuoniaoshousan……zhiyoujiayibingsangezhengqilinrandandabaotiandelaodayeheyigesichuzhaozhuixudelaotaitaijiangtachanfuqishen……
jiangshuhuanghuanghuhuzhanqishenzi,huanglehuangshouzhongmomingqimiaodekongpingzi,tazhigandaoyichangqiguai,fangyankanlekansizhou,buzhizijiweihediaodaolezheili……
zheishihou,tazhengqianfangdeyunhailichuanlaileyizhongbusirenleideqiangdiao……
“zaizi,nijinhoudebianhaoshijiuwuerqi,xianzaibanidiaozhengdaokunlingshijie2009niandeshijianxian,zheigeshijieyuniqianshidiqiushijielveweibutong,jutiyouhebutongni,dalaoyewojiubuzhuishule,nijieshourenwuhou,jinhouzijimanmantihui。haiyou,yihouxitongdalaoyewozhizaiguanjianlichengbeishijiedianchuxian,niruomeixingmingyouguandeshi,jiumoyaolaifanwo……xianzaidalaoyewokeyihuidanijiugewenti。”
【xitongdalaoye】wugebihollywoodhaiyaodadejinsezhengkaifaguangzizaimaoershanshandingdechenxiyunhaizhongyiyishenghui,ganjuepoweidiaopi。
ng……dangran,zheijigedaziheshengyinzhicunzaiyujiangshudeshixianhenaohaizhong。
jiangshukanlekanshenbiandesanweilaodaye,zhangzuiwenchulesangewentihou……
jiayibingsanweilaodayemamalielielichang,biaoshibugendianziyibanjianshi。
laotaitaidenglehui,jianhaozhuixurenxuanbuzaishuohua,zhishiliangyanwushendaidaidekanxiangyunhai,tayeshiqulikai。
“wo……zheishizhongshengle?tnnd,daodishisheituidewoya?wogangcaizaitiantaishangdouhaimeitiaoni!”jiangshumeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,duizheqianfangyunhaiyizhenbaopiqishuchu!
“1、ni……suanshizhongshengleba!buguonihaimeiwanchengzuihoudeqiyueqiandingbuzhou;2、suanshiweifengmeimeituideni,niyidazaojiupazaisanshisicengdeloudingnverqiangbianshangaishengtanqimomojijide,tazainishenhourenbuzhutanleyikouqi,nijiupiaole,diaolexialai。qiangdiaoyidiana,zishazheshibupeichuanyuezhongshengde,nibenwuzheigejihui……”
jianjiangshudairuomuji,haowupenggendeyisi,xitongdalaoyezhihaodankouxiaqu……
“ke!zheigeyinggaishuyuweifengmeimeidegongzuoshigu,tashoumailewo,lingdalaoyewomulewennuandechunfeng。jiashangwokanniyeshiyishengmingyunduochuan,sinengyinfafoujitailaizhishi,wozhushangtianlaoyededi9527haocaiyuanzizhenghaoqueyuan,suijileniyigeshilianminge,zheigejiehuowomianfeisongni。nihaiyouqigewenti。”
jiangshuzhoulezhouhaokandemeimao,dao:“nishuonizhizaiguanjianjiedianchuxian,nizheige“jihuatong”lishutiantinghaishidiyu?nigonghaoduoshao?nizheiyangsuanbusuanxiaojidaigong?wokebukeyitousuni?”
jiangshutahaishimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,yanxuzhediqiushangderuozhegongjixingrenge……
xitongdalaoyemuyuzhechenxi,jigejinguangdazidouledou,dao:“nihaishiheniqianshiyiyangshibai,aizuanniujiaojian,zaijueduideshilimianqian,zheixiewentinibugaiwende。zheigezhonggaosuanwosongnide,ngheng!nihaiyousangewenti。”
jiangshuchenmo,renzhensikaoleyixia,dao:“woairenxianzaizenmeyangle?”
“diqiushijianxiandeneiwei?ng……haihuozhe,tongkudehuozhe!nihaiyoulianggewenti。”
jiangshudexintiaolouleyipai,mianluaohuitongkuzhise,suijimouziliyouzhongranxiwangzhiguang。jimangwendao:“wohuidao2009nian,wozhongxinnuli,nengfougaibiantadechujing?”
jiangshugangshuowan,tajiuzhidaozijiyoulangfeileyigewenti,tabushizhongsheng,yebushijiandanchuanyue,ershipingxingshijiedechuanyuejiazhongsheng。
“nigaibianbuleneigeshijiedejichengshishi,zhiyouwodezhushangtianlaoyecainengyidafalizhedie、lazhanghuosuoduan、duiqishijianxian,yuanrongdashikong。buguonikeyizaizheilikaichuangyigexindeweilai。”
“xitongdalaoye,wo……wokehaiyoushenmeqitadewaiguahejinshouzhi?”cishicike,songledejiangshutianzhelian,shenruoliu,cangyingshou,biaoqingsigou。
“zaizi,hebiqianjuhougongni,wohaishibijiaoxinshanggangcainineijieaobuxundeyangzi。”
xitongdalaoyedengleyixia,jianjiangshuzaiziyanbabadechouzheshanshanfaguangdeziji,haishibupenggen,zhinengjixushuo:
“bale,zongshiyaoshuoyunitingde。”
“nixiangxialaozhaizaojianmenbanqishishigejiedianchuansongmen,nimeiyuejiuhaoyongshizhizhanyuanzhonglaojingjingshuizailiangshanmenbanyimenfengweizhongxianyoushangzhixiashoushufanti“jiuwuerqi”sizi,jikelianjielianggeshijie,jinrutianlaoyeshouxiaxingjunzaizuxingkaipidelingyifanglingqishijie。”
“xianjieduanpeijinilingtianjiushijiumu,lingwaihaiyouchashanyizuo,xianchagushujiushijiuzhu,zheixiedoushiniwanchengrenwudezhuyaohaocai。9527,tinghaole!niderenwushi:yishinianqitishenggailiangzheikunlingdaluliucheng**rendetizhi……”
yizhenchenfengfuguo,xitongdalaoyejiuzhechenxiyoushushuangdidalegejiling……
jiangshuzhazhayan,shiyiwozaiting,ninjixu。
xitongdalaoyedeshengyinzaiduxiangqi:“nijinrulingtianhou,weifangbiannixingzouliangjie,xingjunhuicifuyuni。nidantianneihuibeizhongxialinghe,nideshihaiyehuidedaogoujiantuozhan。rucinizaikunlingdalushangjiangbisuoyouyuanshengwuzhonggengjuyoujingshenliheshengmingli,niyucijiedeshouyuanzuishaoweiyibaiwushinian。zaikunlingdalurenzuzhong,jieshoucifuhoudenikeweiercongmuming,xinsizhenmi,xingdonglingmin,qiliwuqiong,zhangmingbaisui,ng!zhiyaonibuzuosijiuhennansi……”
“xianzai,wowen,nida!jiuwuerqi,ni……jieshouzheigerenwuma?”
jiangshujixumudengkoudai,buguozheicidaoshizaixitongdalaoyebunaifanzhiqiandianlediantou,dao:“wojieshou!woxiangwoyemeishakeyishiqudele!zheigeanpaiduiyuwozheigeshibaizhelaijiangshizaihaobuguodele!”
【xitongdalaoye】wugejinguangdazizhongshechuyidaojinguang,meirujiangshunaohaizhong……
jiangshuzhijueyigunuanliuyonglai,naohailiyouxiedongxizaichunchunyudong。
“xianzai,niyuxinzhongmonian“mianban!”zanshiwojuzaininaohailidemianbanjiuhuibeijihuo。”
jiangshuyiyuechengweixianjiaxiashunongkenjituandexiaonongchangzhu,xingfulaidetaikuai,tademanmanxiaohua……tianlaoye?xingjun?xitongdalaoye!kunlingdalu?weihejiaodaluerbujiaokunlingxing?haiyouzuxing?zheiyoushishenmegenshenmema?zaibian?e!diqiushinianhoudezaibian!wo!zuishao150suishouyuan!ng?mofeihaiyougengzhangdexuanze?!jixianjiadagong,chuanxingliangjie?wojiuyihuatugou,chulehuatu,qitajiushuhechaliuniaowozaixing。zhongjiushijiumutian?haiyoujiushijiuzhuchashu?zheibudeyaolewodelaoming?haiyou!lingheshibangguangneidejieshima?duixuxuhuibuhuiyouyingxiang……?
jiangshuyanzhuluanzhuan,kongqizhongchongmanlecpuganshaodeweidao。xitongdalaoyemeiniandouyaochulishuyiqianjidezhongshengzhe,zheiyangyigegangzhongshengjiusiweifasandejiahuodaoshishoucijian,tabunaifanle。
“haole,dalaoyewokeshitianlaoyeguanlixiajiedegaojixitong,bushineizhongdijidezhongshengzheneizhixitong,haiyouzhuduoyaoshiyaochuli,cijianlingyunxinawanle,wogaizoule!9527nijidequshanxialaozhaijinrulingjielingzhuangbei,neixieguixingjunxiamiandehouzaiziguan,guolejintianjiuyaolangfeiyigeyuele!nizheisihaoshengqiguai,gaiwendebuwen,yidaduifeihuawentijianzhishilangfeitianji……”
“ei!maoershanyecengsuanshishanhaijingneidiyishan,guchengzhaoyaoshan,danxianzaizheigelinjiediandelingyunqueshiyuelaiyuexibole。woheshicainengdiaogangdaoyoushuifenghoudeshijiequni?bababa~!biguanxiumianzhong……”
xitongdalaoyehuazuoyidaojinguangjisheerquxiaoshibujian,shandingjinseyunhaifanyong,weiweizhuangguan……
shandingxiaotingjiaoluochu,naozhongyituanjianghudejiangshupingfuxiaxinqing。
taxinzhongmonian“mianban”,yitiaojinseduihuakuangyueshangnaohai。
yi!gaojia!bushidalaoyeneizhongzaiyanqianhuanghuangyouyoudehuose,ershinaozhonggouxiangchulaidetuan。
“面板小老弟?”
【……】(buxianglini)naohaineiyipaihongseshenglvehao……
【*】(nizheinaohaihaoqiongsuan!mianjitaixiaolea!)
“板爷?!”
【?】(干嘛呢?)
hehe……!guoranshizoudaonalidoubunengchazhejiejihebeifenya。jiangshugougousuisuimosuomianbangongneng,faxianzheiweimianbanxiaolaodiyinggaizhishixitongdalaoyezaizijinaohaizhongyushezhideyigezhinengkefu,haiyongyouyigemomingqimiaodeshuxingjiancegongneng,kanshangquxianzaihaibujubeitaiduodezizhuyishi……
buduoshi,shandingshangdesheyingdayetuanwanshi,zaitingchechang**,jiangshuguashangbeiweideruzhuinvxuxiaolianhunruqizhong……
zaisheyingdayetuandeguitudabacheshang,sipilailiancengshangcheweidejiangshujinjinwozhepangzuonikanglaoyezidelaoshou,xianxieledayemaozheyoukenengbeibujiangwudedenianqingrenezhadefengxianfulezijiyiba。ranhoujiuyouyijumeiyijudegaliaoqilai。
“hei~!laoyezishoujingtingdaa!qixuechongying,ninxinshan,yidingnenghuodaoyibaisui。”
weidengdayehuihua,qianpaizuoweiyizhizhanzheshenzidingzhejiangshudedamaqiangguohuatouwendongwenxi:“heihei,woshuoxiaohuozi,nijinnianduodalea?shiganshenmegongzuodea?youmeiyounvpengyoua?wojinijieshaowojianvwazizenyanga?nimenchougeshijianxianggeqin,woganjuenimenlangmaonvcaimanheshidee!”
【jiancedaoduifangshifangshanyiqingxujiazhi99,cishuxingweizhengnengliang。】
shawanyi?jiangshuyiliangongjiaocheshoujidayebiaoqing,momoduibanyetucao。
jiangshusongkaishiyanpinnikanglaodayedelaoshou,molemoduankutui,lveguahaixiuzhise,duizhedamadao:“ayi,woziyoutiruo,yuanyangbuwen,nvseyujinqikeshiwanwanbunengzaijinde……”
nikanglaodayewenyanhahadaxiao,zhongqishizudidao:“bukeneng,jueduibukeneng,shandingneimedong,nidouxiangmeishiyiyang。shuomingxiaohuozinihuoqijueduiwangdehen,fangguoqujueduinengjiaruchaoshengyoujiduidangduizhang,wokanrenhenzhundi。”
【jiancedaoduifangshifangshanyiqingxujiazhi99,cishuxingweizhengnengliang。】
damabeiju,yebushennao,zhishiwangjiangshuhuaizhongyingsairuyizhangcaiyin,shangmianyoutanverdeyishuzhaohegezhongxinxi,jiangshumiaoleyiyan,ng,sanshihaojiliyidaizhegexiongwa,haizisuimaxing,zijijiepanjiukexidangdie,limaguoshangtuodizuofanshihougongpojiesonghaizishangxuemeiyuebixujiaozugongliangdeyouxianshenghuo……jiangshuhuiyilimaoweixiao,chendamazhuantouhoujiangzheitangshoudedongxisaijinlezuoweidewangdouli。
jiangshuxiangzhenikangdayedehua,xinlimotan:wohetagexiangshengyuzhibiaodouzhengchang,jiehunneimeduonianjiushiwuerwunv,ei!yebuzhidaotazaineibianzenmeyangle,xiwangtanenghaoqilaiba!
jiangshuyouzhaodaolingwailiangweidaye,liulesanweidayededianhuahaoma,biaoshirihoudingjiangyousuoganxie……