zhenduisongzhaoyuanderesoushangqumeiduojiu，henkuaijiubeichelexialai。
chijialaozhai，younvshizhengdingzheshoujipingmushizhirufei。
tajintianzaoshangkanleweibo，beineiqunwuzhideyuminqidefandoumeichihao，pasongzhaoyuankanlenanguo，likedongshengandaolongtingshanshuiqu。
tadaodeshihou，songzhaoyuangangjiqiangweijiaowanshui，shuangshoutuosaizuozaidishangkanhua。
neixiaobeiyingyuanyuankanguoqutebieweiqu。
younvshiyixiazijiuxintengjile，taxiangdaoneixierenbiandizijiaerxifudehua，zhenshihenbudechongdaowangxianneitouqujitamenyirenyigedabidou。
什么叫卖女儿求荣？
什么叫配不上！
mingmingshichijiazhudongzhaorenjialujialianyinde，peibushangyeyinggaishizheihunxiaozipeibushangjiji，yiqunshenmeyebuzhidaoderen，zhangzheneiyidiandiankeliandexinxijiuzaineilieyichuaice。
吃饱了撑的吧！
younvshixialeche，sijiqutingche，tatizhebaoqingshouqingjiaowangqianggenqu。
songzhaoyuanzhengyibianfadaiyibianzhuomozhemudantuyaoxiuduodade，guanaer，turanbeipaileyixiajianbang。
xiaogunianghedeyigeduosuo，liandaizheyanjingyihong，shuiwulikejiumengleshanglai。
songzhaoyuan：“……”zheigaisideleishijintizhi。
younvshibenlaijiutixindiaodandiguanzhuzheerxifudexinqing，meijiantachoujianbangxibizi，xincaifangxialaimeiduojiu，yishuangtonghongshirundexingmoujiukanleguolai。
“ma？”beiyouyanxishibushihongzhejiaomajiciyihou，songzhaoyuanyijingxiguanxinggaikoule，tashunshoucalecayanlei，qiguaidao：“ninzenmelaila？”
zheihualuozaiyounvshiyanzhong，jiubianchenglexiaoguniangweiweiququdekongsu：“wuwuwumanizenmecailaia…wodoushangxinhaojiula……”
songzhaoyuanmeizhuyiyounvshizhouranbiandelianaitengxidemuguang，zhanqilaipailepaiqunzi，shuodao：“jinlaiba，zhenghaojininchangchangwozuijinpaodehuacha。”
youyanxinahaigudeshangshenmehuachabuhuachade，takanzhesongzhaoyuanxunsucaganleyanlei，zhijuedexiaoguniangzaiqiangyanhuanxiao。
“jiji，nitingzhe，conglaidoubushinigaopanchijia，younizheiyangdexifu，shixuzidefuqi，bietingwangshangneixierenhushuo，zhidaoma？”
songzhaoyuankanzheyounvshituranbiandeyansudebiaoqing，zailianxiangtaganggangbuandexinqing，yixiazijiumingbaile。
mianruandeguniangrenbuzhushixiao，qinnidikaozheyounvshidejianbangcengceng：“wozhidaode，nibiedanxin，wocaimeiyoubatamendehuafangxinshang。”
“neijiuhao。”youyanxiguanchalebantian，faxiantaqueshimeiyoubiedefumianqingxuliulu，zheicaiqinqinrerewanzhesongzhaoyuandegebowanglimianzou：“zou，machangchangnidehuacha。”
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yizhoudeshijianfeishierguo，《womenlianaiba！》zheikuanredujigaodelianzongzhongyuzaiwanzhongqidaizhongkaibole。
yinzhezhongweijiabindegongzuoanpai，zuizhongjiemuxingshiconglubobianchenglequanzhibo。
yejiushishuo，suoyoudejiabinjianghuigengjiazhiguanchedidibaoluzaiguanzhongyanzhong，meiyoujianji，meiyoujuben。
xingchenghaishimeiyougaibian，qiansantianyijiushijiabinchucijianmian，wanchengrenwufenpeizhusuo。
kaishiluzhizheiyitian，xuzihaishimeiyouhuilai。
tamenluzhidedifangzaimougefengjinghenbucuodexiaodaoshang，diyicijiabinchucijianmianyeshizaixiaodaoshang。
mangguotai，wushurenshouzhejiemukaishidedian**fadanmu。
“daojishiwu！si！san！er！yi！kaishilekaishile！”
“熙熙来啦！”
“瑶瑶来啦！”
“妮妮来啦！”
“rangwolaikankandiyigechuxiandeshinawei~”
“youyishuoyi，zheigejiemuzhaodedifanghaitingpiaoliang，haidaoe^~”
wanzhongzhumuzhixia，zuixiandaodadeshiyiliangchepaibeidalemadeheiche，yishuangchuanzhebangdaigaogenliangxiedejiaoxiantanlechulai。
zaiwangshangkan，xiantiaoyoumeidexiaotui，piaoyidefenseyuweiqun……
yuanqimanmandetianxinshaonvchuxianzailejingtouqian，mingxianshidiyicishangzongyi，taduizhezijideshexiangshixiaodehenshimiantian。
“haloudajiahao，woshidaishiqi~”
“meimeimeimei！shiwojiameimei！！”
“meimeihaojiubujian，haishiyirujiwangdepiaoliang！”
“laopo！！！！！（nuhou）（bianchenghouzi）（feijinyuanshisenlin）（dangshuteng）（chuangfeiluguochixiangjiaodehouzi）”
daguozhaohuhou，tasichukanlekan，naotou：“ng？wojuranshidiyigedaodema？”
huayingangluo，dingliudechezijiudaole。
zheiduicpzaijiemukaishizhiqianjiuhudongpinfan，shibushiyingyefatang，zheixiatongkuangzhihounanjunnvjing，cpfenmenkeshengkesi，liangjiafensiyedouzhandouliqiangda，meiyihuierjiubazhenggedanmuquanbazhanle。
“dajiahaowoshikabo！”dingliugeshoushensezirudiduizhejingtoudazhaohu，ranhouhexiaohuaduishiyixiao，fenweigantianmiaimei。
弹幕里全是尖叫的。
liangjiadebaomuchedaoleyihou，jiexialaiyiliangheichexunsuxiyinlezhongrenmuguang。
“woshitugoumeijianshi，qingwen……zheicheshilaosilaisihuanyingma？”
“wokao……diyicijianhaoche……haoshuai！！”
“aaazheijiushiwodemengzhongqingchea！sheilaile？baiyingdihaishiguojijuxinga？nandaoshichizong？”
“yinggaibushibaiyingdiheneigeshenmeluwanzhen，suiranchepaidalema，danshizheichehaoxiangshi**kuan，……tamensuiranyouqian，danshimeidianluzipashimaibudao。”
“chizong！shiwomenchizongdaolema？”
“nengzheimegaodiaochuxideyidingshiwomenchizonghechifuren！”
daishiqihekaboyanzhongyeshanguoyisijingyan，shenchuyulequan，tamenjiandezuiduodejiushigezhongshechipinhaochehaozhai，chijiacailixionghou，suibiannachulaiyiliangchedoushiquanqiu**kuan。
chemenhuanhuandakai，sijixianxiachedakailechemen，chuanzhebaitniuzikudeguniangxialeche，tawanyaochaozhecheneirenhuihui，ranhouzouxiangluzhiguangchang。
“？jiumeile？？chifuren，nilaogongni？”
“talailetalaile，tazhangdehaopiaolianghaokeai！”
“hahahahabaitniuziku，bukuishinichifuren！”
“shuonididiaoba，nilaosilaisihuanying，shuonigaodiaoba，nichuanchengzheiyangjiulaile。”
“chifurendanzhuangyehaopiaoliang！”
“zhiyouwozhuyidao，tahaoxiangshishipoposonglaidema？kanlaichijiafenminghenzhongshitaa！”
songzhaoyuangenqinzihusongzijihuilaideyounvshidalezhaohuhou，youxiaozhechongzhezijidejingtouhuihui：“dajiahao，woshisongzhaoyuan~”
“wuwu~tashengyinhaoruanhaotianwohaoxihuan~”
“meinvtietie！meinvtietie！”