“aaachizongxiaodehaosuhaochong~”
“jiuzheimeliangjuhuayehaotiana，zhiqianshuorenjiafuqibuhederenni？gunchulaiaida！”
“shiashia，mingminghenhaoma！”
“chizongshuodengwohuilai？tashizaichuchama？”
“yinggaishiba，chuchadangele。”
songzhaoyuanguaiguaiyinglesheng“ng”，yinweikaizheyangshengqi，yebufangbianduoshuoshenme，jiuguaduanledianhua。
neitouyinweilaopoxinqinghaohaixiangchenjigenrenjianiwailiangjudechizong：“……？”
guale？jiuzheimeguale？！
songzhaoyuangongchengshentui，fuyanwanchizongzhihou，huiyingdao：“dui，tayigeyueqianquchuchade，neihuierhaibuzhidaozheigeshier，suoyimeilaidejiganhuilai。”
chezimeiyihuierjiuxingshidaolemudedi，diyizhanshizaibuzhihaodeyidapianminsuli，suoyoudejiabinkeyixuanzerenwuwancheng，tiaozhanchenggongdejiyifen，shibaibujiafen。
erzheisantianjidezongfenyiweizhetamenzhihoudexuanfanghuanjie，shizhuhaijingfanghaishixiaomaowu，jiukantamendebiaoxianle。
yinweiqinglaidejiabinkaweixiangchabuda，erqieshiquanchengzhibodexingshi，yincijiemuzuyebucunzaishenmeheimupiantanzhileideqingkuang。
mianqianzheipianminsushihaidaoshangbendizhumindejia，daochudouyangyizhexiangcunnongjialedeqifen，cunminmenchunporeqing，yidaduirenyijingzhanzaicunkoukanzhele。
songzhaoyuanjuedezijideshekongyoufufadequshi，lianmangkantiankandijiushibukanrenqun，zheicaihaoyidian。
jinruminsucunyihou，weilejieshengshijianwanchengrenwu，suoyoudejiabinfenkaixingdong，yuanlaidesigefenpingbianchengleqige。
cunlidixingcuozongfuza，meigerenwudidiandouyoujiemuzudebiaozhi。
duoshurenwudouhenjiandan，birubangcunminshougouyidingshuliangdemaizi，tiaoniufen，fenlilvdouhongdou，xieduilian，bangxiaohaifengbulaohuzhileide。
ranhoujiemuzuhuigenjucunmindemanyichengdujifen，jiezhishierdian，fenshuzuishaodeyizuyaofuzezuozhongwufan。
youyinweisongzhaoyuanshiyigeren，zuihoushangliangjuedingtaderenwuwanchenghoujifenchenger。
zhibojianli，danmuzhengrerenaonaobanggeweijiabinchumouhuace。
“bailaoshinikankanneigemaizi，wojuedenikeyi。”
“meimeiqubangmangxiezi！nibushishuozhiqianlianguoshufama？quxie！”
“wanzhenjintianchuandezheimehaokan，nashihezuozheixierenwua……”
jinquyihoudajiadoufensankaile，songzhaoyuanzaicunlimanwumudedizhuan，meiyihuierjiuzhuandaoleshoumaizidedifang。
shoumaiziqishijidejifenbushao，danshiyinweidaduoshujiabindoushijingxindabanguolaide，cunminxiayishidoujujuele，zaijiashangzheihuoersuiranhenjiandan，danshiganshangyihuierjiurongyibunaifan，erjiemuzujiderenwushilianggexiaoshiqibu。
songzhaoyuanzhuanleguolai，zhenghaopengshangletongyangjiequrenwudebaiyan。
“niyeganzheige？”baiyingdihenyiwai。
“shengqingnanque，”songzhaoyuanxiaozhekanleyiyanbazijilaguolaidedama，shuodao：“tamendoushuowoyoutianfu，wojiulaiyanzhengyixia。”
qishidamayuanhuashi：“xiaoguniangzhangdezhenjun，yaobuyaolaishishiwomenrenwu？nisuibiangan，buguangandezenmeyang，zhiyaozuogouliangxiaoshijiujinimanfenwugejifen！”
songzhaoyuankanleyanshijian，haiyouchabuduosangexiaoshijiushierdianshougong，chabuduo，zaijiashangjintianyinchayangcuochuandeyifuyouyoushi，bianshuangkuaididayingxialai：“neiduobuhaoyisi！”
“没什么的！”
弹幕里哈哈哈一片。
“laizidamadepianai！”
“hahahahazheigedamajujuelehaoduojiabinhahaha，yuanlaitakanshanglejijibaobei！”
“meimeizhangdejiushihenshouzhangbeichongaideneizhongleixinghahahaha！”
“erqietajintianchuandeyifuganshenmedouhenfangbianya！tashibushiyupanlejiemuzuhuigaozheiyichu？”
“xiaosile，jiabinmendouyiweizheishiyigetanlianaidezongyi，dabandepiaopiaoliangliangjiulaile，jieguolaileyihounirangwomengannonghuo！”
zheigerenwuxiandinglianggerencanjia，baiyanshigenanren，ziranyetongguoledamadeshaixuan。
songzhaoyuanbeidamaqinzishangshouchuanhaoleweidoudaihaozheyangdecaomao，daojishikaishihoujiugenzhexueqilaizenmerengongshoumai。
liangrenxuedongxidouhenkuai，meiyihuierjiuqingsongshangshou。
damaxiaomimidizhanzaiyibiankan，songzhaoyuanguzhejingerjizijihanjiayou，renzhenganhuo。
baiyanyigenanren，gandeyuanbenyaobisongzhaoyuankuaihenduo，buguotakeyidengzheta，dongzuoziranjiumanlejifen。
“nijibujide，gaozhongshijiankedeshihou，qishiwomenyequbangmanggeguomaizi？”nanrenziranyinqihuati。
songzhaoyuan“ng”leyisheng，xinliyoudianqiguai。
qishitamenyiqianyebushua……zenmebiyezheimeduonianle，yiqicanjiagejiemu，baiyanfanerbiaoxiandezheimeshu？
sihushikanchulesongzhaoyuanxinzhongsuoxiang，baiyantanrandao：“wozhidao，nikenengduiwoyinxiangbutaishenke，danshineishihou，woqishixihuanguoni。”
songzhaoyuan：“……？！”
danmutingzhilepianke，ranhouzhale。
“？？？？？？！！！！！”
“woquzheishishenmejingbaodexiaoxi？zheishikeyishuodema？zheishiwomennengtingdema？”
“kaozheijiemubushiyijingdinghaocplema？baiyingdinipaodaoyihun**zheililaiwushenmea？”
“buduijing……nibuduijingbaiyan……”
“bushiba，nixihuantaneiwomenwanzhenzenmeban？baiyannizheigezhanan！”
“……haojingbaodeguajiushishuo。”
baiyancihuayichu，bujinjingdailesongzhaoyuanhezhengzaikanzhibodeguanzhong，haiyouzhenggedaoyanzu。
bushi，baiyingdi，dangchuzanmenbushizheimeshuodeya！
songzhaoyuanjingleyishunjian，xiayishidao：“kewodaidezuiduodedifangzaihuashia！”
chuleshangkedeshihouchuxian，tahenshaolaijiaoshi，zheimeshaodejiaoji，tashizenmexihuanshangzijide？
baiyanqingshengxiaodao：“buguodouguoqule，biyeyihoudajiadougezianhao，youyuan，guoranjianghuzaijianle。”
yeshi，tanengzheimetanrandeshuochulai，yinggaishifangxiale，songzhaoyuanqiaoqiaosonglekouqi，ngleyisheng。
zheigeguataijingbao，songzhaoyuanbuyongkandanmudouzhidaotamenzaishuoshenme，tarenrenjijiganleliangxiaoshihuo，errenmeizaiduojiaoliu。
lianggexiaoshihou，taiyangdaoletouding，songzhaoyuanxiaolianhongpupu，zhiqishenzicalecahan，kanzhejiaobiandeyiduimaisui，duizijidelaodongchengguohaisuanmanyi。
“haoye！xiaonongnvxiandingpifu！”
“haokeaihaokeai！haoxiangkaojintietie！”
“hahahahachifurenzhendemeiyidianjiazia！”