（大女人签到）
（xiaonanzimennaozifangyixia）
“iwannabeyourslave，iwannabeyourmaster…”shouji**dexuanlvbeibaojianyizhenyouyizhenguikulanghaodegeshenggaizhu，danhaizaibuyaomingdejiaorangzhe。
zaichaonaodebaojianli，buduantingxiayouxiangqide**jihukeyihulvebuji，zhiyoubutingshanshuodepingmucainengqidaoyidiantishidexiaoguo，danyeyishibaigaozhong。
suiranwurenjieting，danshizhongmeiyoutingxiadelaidianzhangxianzhedalaidianhuaderenyouduozhizhe。buzhiguoleduojiu，wocaizhongyuchajuedaoleshoujishangdeweiruoliangguang。
wolouzheyigezhangxiangganganjingjingdenanhai，lingyizhishounaqishouji，miqiyanjingdaliangzheshoujishangdemingzi，buzhidaozheitongdianhuadezhurenyouyaonaoshenmeyaoezi，meitouweicudanhaishizaizuihouguantoujieqilezheitongdianhua。
“爸了个根！”
“jingjingjingjing，jiegedianhua”wojuqinazheshoujidecongbaishouzhishiyiwodejiemeimen。
“wei，nishenmeshihoucainenghuijiaya，wodoudengnihaojiule”dianhuagangjietong，neitoujiuchuanlainanrenhaotingdeshengyin，zhishishengyinlijiazalenongnongdeweiqu。
kezheibujinmeiyourangwosihaoxinruanfanerjuedeyanezhiji。
“爸了个根！”
“woshenmeshihouhuijiahaiyongdezheheniqingshi？womenyijingfenshouyigeyuele，kannihaishiqiongxueshengcaishouliunizhuzaiwojia，jiniyigeyuedeshijian，zhaobudaofangziniyejiwobanzou，wojinggaoni，zaizheiqijianshaoguanwodexianshi。”yuyanyiziyidundishuowanjiubunaifandiguaduanledianhua。
“buyongguanta，jiezhewanjiezhewan。”wofangxiashoujihaixingzhiangran，juqimaikefeng，sihaomeiyoushoudaozheitongdianhuadeyingxiang。
“yana，zenmeshenmeshihouhuijiahaibeixiaoyemenguanzhule？duodiurena”yigeguimijuzhemaikefengshuodao，shengyincongyinxiangzhongdalaladichuanchu。
“shenmea，jiushigewanwu，nayouniyouyisi，shiba？”woyejuqimaikefengyuqichongmanbuxiedidashenghuiying，haishunshougualeguahuailinanhaigaotingdebiliangdiaoxiaodao。
nanhaijiangdaomanlejiudejiubeisongdaolewodezuibian，woqingxiaozheminleyikounanhaiweiguolaidejiu。
wobuzhidaodeshibaiyukaicongguaduandianhuahoujiudailenglengdiwozaishafashang，yanlizhibuzhumaochudewuqiyebeikezhilehuiqu，yirandengzhezaitaxinzhongyouxiedanvzizhuyiqiebuaihuijiadeqiannvyou。
yaobushizijihaiyoumeidifangzhudejiekou，kongpazaojiubeisaodichumenleba，baiyukaizichaodeyixiao，tadejihuashixiangyongzheiyigeyuedeshijian，rangyuyanzhongxinaishangziji，danzhidaozheiyikecaizhinandujuda。
danrenmenbushichangshuonanzhuinvgecengshama，zhiyaozijijianchixiaqu，yidingkeyirangyuyanzhongxinaishangziji，ganqingzhuanjiadoushuoaiguoyicideren，yushengyidinghuiaishangyibianyouyibian，zheigangdierbian，yidingkeyide。
benlaiyouxiexieqidebaiyukaixiangdaozheiliyouzhongxinranqiledouzhi，xinqingdahaodiqishenquchufangjiyuyandiaozhilexingjiutang，fangfogangganghaikelianbabawozaishafashangderenbushitaside。
baiyukaijingxinweiwodiaozhizhexingjiutang，haosiyijingkandaowohuijiahedaoxingjiutangmanyideyangzi，haishiyinweiwoyizhiyouyihejiujiutoutengdemaobing，lianaiqijianbaiyukaiteyiweiwoxuede，rujinyijingshuliandaobunengzaishulianle。
wohuidaojiadeshihouyishishenye，baiyukaiyijingquansuozaishafashangshuidehenshule。
woyiyanbiankandaolecanzhuoshangdeneibeixingjiutang，shuaileshuaiyunhuhudenaodai，rouroujingmingxue，bingmeiyouqudongneibeixingjiutang，xinlixiangzhe：haishibunengshuixuesheng，zheibujiubeichanshangle，yaoxiangwancaocongzhongguo，pianyebuzhanshenhaishiyouyidingnandudea。