第1章 心中无女人,拔刀自然神!

“推家推家!”

“瑶妹快上我身!”

“victory!”

“nice!,youshangyikexing!”

zaiyigexiaochuzufangnei,yigedaizheerjidenanzixingfendedahandao。

“ganxielaogong!youdaiwoshangleyikexing,ainiyo!”

erjilichuanlaiyidaowenroudenvsheng。

“haha,haibushilaoponifuzhudehao,yaoburanlaogongzenmenenggoudashasifang!”

“duile,laopo,womenshenmeshihoubenxiana,wohaoxiangjiandaonia!”

秦牧冲着耳机说道。

“e…xianzaiwotaimangle,dengwomangwanzheiyiduanshijiandehaoma?”

“那好吧!”

qinmuyouxieyihandeshuodao。

“woyaozhibole,shuiyoumenkaishicuiwole,baibai!”

nvshengshuowanzheijuhua,jiuxiaxianle。

“haoba,laoponizaodianxiuxi!baibai!”

qinmuguandiaoyuyin,dakailezijidezhibojian,yezhunbeikaishijintiandezhibo。

qinmushiyigeyouxizhubo,zaidouyushangyouzheershiwanduowanfensi,meigeyueyenengyouyiliangwandeshouyi。

nvshengyeshiyigezhubo,zhiqiandetazhishiyimingxiaozhubo,yinweirenshileqinmu,liangrenjingchangzuchengcpyiqizhibo,yongyouershiwanfensideqinmujinvshengyinliu,rangnvshengdezhibojianfensimanmanzengjiaqilai。

yinweinvshengzhangxiangtianmei,shengyinhaoting,zaijiashangqinmudexuanchuan,xianzaiyijingyoulejishiwandefensi,jingranyinyinyouchengweiwangzherongyaozhiboyijiedechenghao。

“zhubojintianjiuyigerenma?meiyouxiaomeimeipeinizhiboma?”

“xiaohayubushiyizhishinideyouxidadangma,zuijinzenmedoubujiannimenliangyiqizhiboa!”

“haha,zhubobuhuibeishuaileba!”

qinmukaishilezijidezhibo,meixiangdaoyishangxianjiushoudaoleshuiyoudegongji。

“nimenzheiqunrenjiushichibudaoputaoshuoputaosuan,wohexiaohayuguanxihaozheni,dengxiaohayumangwangzheiyiduanshijian,jiuyaohewobenxianle,xianmusinimen!”

qinmuduizhezhibojiandeshuiyoushuodao。

qinmuxuanzelezijizuinashoudeyingxiong-libai,jinruleyouxi。

danshijintiandeqinmubuzhidaozenmehuishi,zhuangtaibudui,tacaokongdelibaikaijujiujiduifangsongquleyixue。

“干的漂亮!”

kanzheyouxineideduiyoubuduandechaofengziji,qinmudoumeiyouxinqingwanxiaqule。

zheishi,zhibojiandedanmuturanmengdizengduo。

“woqu,zhubonibeilvle!yihayuzhibojianzhatianle!”

“haha,guaibudewokanzhubozheijitiantoushangzongshidaidianlv,haha”

“dajiakuaikanyihayuzhibojian,yihayuhezhibojianbangyiguanxuanle!”

qinmukandaogongpingshangshuiyoudeshuaping,youxiebujie。

“啥情况啊?”

qinmudakaiyihayudedezhibojian,tazhenjingle!

“ganxiegeweishuiyoudezhichi,nengchengweiwujigedenvyoushiwoderongxing,xiwangyihoudajiaduozhichizhichi。”

zhibojianli,qinmudecpnvyouxiaohayuzhengzuozaiyigekanqilaideyousanshiduodenanrentuishang,yilianxingfudekanzhetashuodao。

neigenanrenqinmurenshi,shixiaohayudebangyidage。

qinmuburenxinkanxiaqule,taguandiaoyihayudezhibojian,tuifeidetandaozaiyizishang。

“made,xuekuia,laozipinlemingdejitayinliu,jieguodaotoulailianshoudoumeiyoupengyixia,zaozhidaojiukuaidianxiashoule,bianyilebangyilea!”

【叮】

【gongxisuzhu,chenggongjihuonixidianfengxitong】

【gongxisuzhuhuoqudalibao,shifoukaiqi】

jiuzaiqinmuhaizaiaonaozijideshihou,naohaizhongchuanlaibuzhimingdeshengyin。

qinmuhuangkongdekanxiangsizhou,bingmeiyourena。

“suzhubuyongkanle,wozainidenaohaizhong,benxitongzhuanmenweishiyirenshidazao,bangtanixidaorenshengdianfeng!”

xitongdeshengyinyouzaiqinmunaohaizhongchuanlai。

“nizhendenengbangwonixirenshengma?”

“meicuo,xianzainihuodeyifendalibao,shifoukaiqi?”

“kaiqi,bixukaiqi!”

qinmuhenkuaijiujieshoulezijihuodexitongdeshishi,bingqiedakailedalibao。

“gongxisuzhu,chenggonghuodewangzherongyaodingjiancaozuonengli!”

系统提示音响起。

qinmuzhiganjuezijinaohaizhongchuanlaiyizhencitong,jinjiezhe,zijikanxiangshouzhongyijingkuaibeituijiadeyouxi,cishitaganjueyouxilimiandedifangyingxiongdemeiyigedongzuobiandeyichanghuanman,bingqiechuchuchongmanpozhan。

qinmucaokongzheganggangfuhuodelibai,yigedazhaochongjinzhengyaotuijiadedifangwuren。

“pentakill”

qinmuyitaolianzhao,jingranjiangdifangwurenquanbujisha,nalewusha。

“woqu,zhubozheitaolianzhaoniua!”

“zhubonishikaigualeba,zenmeturanbianqiangle!”

“nandaozheijiushichuanshuozhongdehuabeitongweililiang?kanlaifenshouguorannengbianqiang,bushuole,laozifenshouqule!”

zhibojiandeshuiyoubeiqinmudelianzhaozhenjingle,jiulianqinmuyemeiyouxiangdao,zijinengbiandezheimeqiang。

“bukuishinixidianfengxitong,jinjinshixinshoujianglijiuzheimemeng!”

秦牧喃喃的说着。

qinmumeiyouxiangdao,zijidezheiyitaolianzhaobeilupingdeshuiyoufadaowangshang,congci,libaidetianhuabanchuxian,rangsaobaikanleliulei,mengleikanlezhihuneixing!wurenchaoyue!

“xiongdimen,jicaowu6,jicaowu6!”

秦牧装逼的说道。

“zhubo,nishibushiyinweifenshoubianqiangdea!”

水友纷纷问道。

“fenshouzenmele,womenlianggegequsuoxubale,fenshoujiufenshou,xiayigegengguai,xiayigegenghao,xiayigegengtinghua!xiongdimen,jizhuyijuhua,nvren,zhihuiyingxiangwomenbadaodesudu!”

qinmuwusuoweideshuodao,taxianzaiyougejinshouzhi,haipaxiangbudaonvpengyouma。

“heihei,gequsuoxu,woxihuan!”

“woganjuewujigedetouzenmelvlvde!”

“zhuborucisatuo,jianzhishiwobeizhikaimo!”

“xiongdimen,jintiantiaozhanchongjiguofudiyilibai,dajiabashoulideliwushangyishang!”

qinmuyoulewangzherongyaodingjiancaozuonengli,ganjuezijipiaopiaoran。

“qie,gangcaiwushajiushizhubohaoyunqi,guofudiyilibaikeshichuanshuozhongkplzhanduimenglaoshi,tachanliandiyihaojigesaiji,jiunigexiaozhubohaixiangdangguoyi?”

zhibojiandeheifenchaoxiaodao。

qinmuwushileheifen,zhijiexuanzekaishileyouxi。

“victory!”

“victory!”

……

qinmuyikouqidaleershiju,jujumvp,zhaozheigeyangzixiaqu,chengweiguoyilibaihenjiandan。

“woqu,zhubozheicaozuo,jianzhibushizhengchangrennengyoude!”

“libaitianhuaban,feinimoshu!!”

“zhubowoyougemeimei,zhenghaoquegemeifu,zhiyaonidangwoshifu,wojiubawomeimeijieshaojini!”

“zhubo,woyougejiejie……”

kanzhepingmubeizijicaozuoxiudeyiliandeshuiyou,qinmuganjuezijidexurongxindedaoleqiangliedemanzu。

【叮】

【gongxisuzhuzhuangbichenggong,jianglisuzhuhuodepingxingshijiegequjingtong】

【xitongbanburenwu:chenggongdayingyichangpk】

【renwujiangli:yangyandanliangmei】

“gequjingtong?tingqilaihaoxiangbucuo!”

qinmudenaohailiduolehenduozijiconglaimeiyoutingguodegequ,cishideqinmudenaozijiuhaobiyigeyidongdeyinleku,yongyoupangdadeyinlexinxi。

“xiongdimen,wanyouxiwanleile,zanmendagepkjiejiefa!”

qinmukaishilesuijipk。

“didi,pkchenggong,pkduixiang:yizhixiaotuantuan!”

电脑提示音响起。

“shenme?yizhixiaotuantuan,takeshidouyuyijiea,yongyouqianwanjiagedefensi,zheirangwozenmepka!yingbulelea!”